/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How about you apply some critical reasoning. Does it ever touch anything besides the pizza?

It's a little table so your anime figures can eat with you

>>13946323
it keeps the lid of your pizza box from touching your pizza.

>>13946323
Federal mandate that was lobbied in by the plastics industry. Once pizza started taking off they needed a piece of the pie so got legislation drafted mandating this little table. Over 200 billion dollar industry making these

>>13946323
Is it even possible someone is this stupid, or did I just fall for b8?

>>13946336
based nendo chad

>>13946323
where did you get this pizza so i can order it

>>13946323
Those are little tables so the leprechauns can enjoy some pizza too. It always helps to have leprechauns on your side.

>>13946336
Blessed post.

>>13946359
thats standard pizza that can be bought anywhere in NA

what the fuck are the toppings on this pizza? Chicken, cilantro, ham, jalapeno?

>>13946364
Is Leprechaun code for jews?

>>13946327
thanks for giving me a head ache you fucking nigger

>>13946364
Here in Mexico we give Tacos to the Xaneques, I didn't know leprechaums liked pizza.

>>13946430
Yes but from Boston.

>>13946327
>How about you apply some critical reasoning
Preaches critical reasoning, falls for bait. /ck/ ladies and gentlemen

>tfw no buffalo shrimp three cheese white pizza with pesto

>>13946323
wouldn't know
I only eat homemade 'go 'za

>>13946509
Everyone likes pizza, amigo.

>>13946509
How can you eat with no head?

>>13946323
scares off the pizza crows from eating your pizza

>>13946323
I use them as flight stands in D&D. Some as is and others I glue together for higher altitudes.
Really handy.

They're perfect for 25mm minis

>>13948378
How can you eat while being raped by a pack of niggers?

>>13948408
Huh? I wasn't raped by your extended family.

Someone post the pic

Maybe I'm missing a joke, but I think the thing keeps the lid of the pizza box from touching the pizza

>>13948427
BTFO

>>13946323
It's a little table for your gi joes.

>>13946323
It's where you put all the pubes you find on your pizza

>>13946323
Is that pizza on cardboard? You probably should not put cardboard or plastic in your oven. I cook mine on pans.

>>13946327
how about you apply deez nuts to your forehead haha

>>13952330
that's not even a style of pizza yet but it should be

They are useful for separating pieces without touching the other piece with your sweaty ass hand. I honestly thought that was the real purpose for the longest time

>>13950675
OP is just retarded.

>>13946348
Interesting, is there any info about this somewhere i can't find anything saying it is/was required.

>>13946336
This

>>13953210
It was clear as day a fucking joke, you’re retarded conspiracy faggot. Delete your computer and go outside. I’m sure there are some chemtrails or bigfoots you can photograph that you’re missing by being retarded on the internet.

The real question is where did they go...i never get these in pizza anymore

>>13952330

is this just everyone laughing at me. i genuinely dont know im so confused this isnt bait what is the joke please tell me.

>>13946336
Close but not quite. It was the original delivery guy 'joke' back in the 70s. Rather than the joke, they mass produced these and they came with little 'chairs' and then the delivery guy would add in shit like 'umbrellas', etc. Made by Mattel and discontinued in the 80s. There was a whole thread on it a while back.

>>13952330
GOT EEM'