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I drink lots of vinegar. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a vinegar sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vinegar has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on sourdough (because it’s the most acidic bread), with mayo (because vinegar is the best emulsifier; I use kewpie, because the yuzu makes it more acidic), prepared yellow mustard (vinegar is good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste like vinegar), and a bunch of vinegar-soaked baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be replaced with extra vinegar).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines packed in vinegar, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters in vinegar) on vinegar-soaked saltines. They give you all your essential acetic acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in vinegar and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of vinegar (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and my shits are more vinegary than all of you.

>> No.13943221

Stop spamming this shit please!

>> No.13943908

>>13943221
No.

>> No.13943935

>>13943209
You have to be 18 to post here. Now fuck off tard.

>> No.13943958
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13943958

>>13943209
Why do these threads get made and threads involving real cuisine get pruned or deleted?

>> No.13943967

13943209
He's still going

>> No.13943982

Based

>> No.13943992

>>13943958
I feel ya. Too late now, but mebbe we should have applied for a jannie position. A contribution to culture, if you will

>> No.13943996
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13943996

Please be you

>> No.13943997

>>13943209
So you reckon this has the potential to be a meme? Could be epic.

>> No.13944011

>>13943992
Maybe someday, but even in this pandemic I don't think I could have the patience to janny here. I think the mods died and their Mom's bricked them up in a wall of nuggers.

>> No.13944083

>>13944011
Except alice3d. Ban hammer falls on it/they (working on pronoun feels) very quickly. Ze says it is name and trip fagging, but every cook along has the same pan, same cooker, etc. So any cook along is an avatar fag.

>>13943997
Good point! It is just that fucking good! I woul be afraid thd board might get too popular tho

>> No.13944525

Big bears like you need to make sure to drink your turpentine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caenKpDP-qc

>> No.13944580

>>13943209
I regret making this meme edit. The original meme wasn't supposed to be spammed as a thread, it was supposed to be posted as a reply.
Fucking newfags.

>> No.13944582

>>13943958
>yeah, last week my tortilla thread lasted like 5 hours
this shit just goes on and on, as do eggfort shit and best ramen

>> No.13944584

i remember when i started getting into cooking and made my first own barbecue sauce. i added the vinegar which i never used before and tasted the sauce. that tang, man. i finally knew where that mcrib taste came from. in the following weeks i used vinegar in almost everything. and how the first spoon you try from your food really hit you in the chest.. i love that feeling. but it's so hard to put too much in.

>> No.13944632

>>13944083
It's so dumb that cook along threads always get pruned. Yet, retards can post eCeleb and fast food shit threads all the time and they stay up for days. Fucking ridiculous.

>> No.13944648

>>13944632
>so dumb that cook along threads always get pruned
I don't think you understand what pruned means.

>> No.13944657

>>13943209
>to counterbalance the effects the vinegar has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on sourdough (because it’s the most acidic bread
Vinegar's an acid to you fucking retard

>> No.13944667

>>13944657
Good god, even a shitpost version of a copypasta is getting genuine replies. Is this peak /ck/?

>> No.13944674

>>13944648
It doesn't always mean that the threads stayed up to reach the back of the catalog. Sometimes mods delete cook along threads for no reason.

>> No.13944697

>>13944674
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
What cook alongs have gotten deleted for no reason?

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13944710

>tfw no gf for babytiem

>> No.13944716

>>13944580
>guys I made the meme can I have my yous please

>> No.13945323

>>13944716
Imagine being such an obvious Reddit immigrant that you think the (You) feature is meant as an upvote methadone and not just a convenient in-line marker.

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>>13943209
>I haven’t brushed in years
fucking disgusting

>> No.13945602

>>13945323
To be fair, these days (you)s are my only avenue for endorphin release.

>> No.13945620

Based and vinegar pilled

>> No.13945625

>>13943209
While this is obviously pasta, my gf's mother (Ukrainian) swears by the power of vinegar and puts that shit in everything. She even puts it in the hand soap "because it's very powerful"
>Ukrainian women = hot but superstitious as hell

>> No.13945634

>>13945625
I mean, the real worst part about Ukranian women is when they decide to not to shave their leg hair. Suddenly it's fucking five super dark coarse hairs out of every follicle.
Unless you're into that kind of thing.

>> No.13945649

>>13943209
I cant imagine how much you must smell

>> No.13945658

>>13943209
Imagine the smell of your alkaline shits after eating that.

>> No.13945676

>>13944697
Well notably Alice3D's seem to get deleted on here pretty regularly. I don't understand why, it's not like she's harming anyone.

>> No.13945708

>>13945676
Those threads have as little to do with food or cooking as BA threads.