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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Quarantine t-times are tough, but t-that doesn't mean we can't have a n-nice meal together Anonymous <4

Today we have another delicious meal that you can put on in the morning before you start trying to clean your keyboard (and spending all day on that..)

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>>13939153
I LOVE YOU ALICE

>> No.13939170
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Show me that feminine benixxx

>> No.13939175

Good, good. Cook for me while I clean the Cheeto dust off my keyboard, Alice.

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>>13939160
Love you t-too <4


Today's dish: Slow Cooked Lamb Chops!
So easy and tasty, also better for you than a steak!
With just 6 ingredients, you can have a wonderful meal that you can pair with potatoes and some sweet corn <4

>> No.13939187

>>13939153
that's a man

>> No.13939189 [DELETED] 

>>13939153
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>> No.13939190

>>13939177
wtf is this a tranny

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Today's dish: Slow Cooked Pork Chops!
So easy and tasty, also better for you than a lamb chop!
With just 6 ingredients, you can have a wonderful meal that you can pair with cornbread and some mash <4

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>>13939195
W-wrong thread dear <4

Ingredients time!
For this you're going to need:
- 1 onion, sliced
- 1 tsp dried oregano
- 1/2 tsp dried thyme
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/8 tsp pepper
- 6-8 lamb chops
- 2 garlic cloves, minced~

So simple and easy you can't possibly fuck it up!
(I used smashed garlic instead of the onions because I didn't have any)

>> No.13939201 [DELETED] 

>>13939195
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>> No.13939207

>>13939198
Make mine with rosemary.

>> No.13939212 [DELETED] 

>>13939198
why do my balls itch? answer me that, why do my balls itch?

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>>13939198
>no onions

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>>13939153
get the fuck out of my backyard faggot

>> No.13939220 [DELETED] 

>>13939153
trannies get hung

>> No.13939223 [DELETED] 

>>13939198
balls...itchy...why?

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>>13939207
Can d-do my friend <4


Okay, so you at home are going to cut your onion into slices that you can lay your lamb on.
I'm going to smash some garlic and do the same <4

>> No.13939228

Can this slut just spread her ass and slash on cam already? I hate these threads

>> No.13939229 [DELETED] 

>>13939226
balls...itchy...why? answer tranny...why you no answer?

>> No.13939231

>>13939228
S-sorry, I'm not here for your attention nor your entertainment <4 This is an educational service!

>> No.13939232

>>13939228
Been waiting for years, I don't think it's going to happen.

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>>13939226
>cut your onions
>>13939198
>no onions
uuuuhhhh <4

>> No.13939236 [DELETED] 

>>13939226
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Mince the other pieces of garlic that you're going to use to top the lamb in the slow cooker.
Very easy step and I'm sure you're going to comment on my sick knife skills~

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>>13939244
>takes 30 minutes to cut a clove of garlic

>> No.13939252

>>13939244
Wow you're so fast

>> No.13939254

>>13939195
Where'd the mountains go?

>> No.13939255

>>13939252
I think it might be some kind of video editing trick.

>> No.13939262 [DELETED] 

>>13939244
MAI BALLS!!!!!!!!!!1

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>>13939252
Thank you <4

>>13939255
It c-certainly was not me just doubling the speed of the video because I took too long. No way!
Alright, l-let's mix up the seasoning <4
In the bowl, put in the oregano that we mentioned in the ingredients list~

>> No.13939267 [DELETED] 

>>13939263
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>> No.13939272

>>13939263
>oregano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_KilRD-do

>> No.13939273 [DELETED] 

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>>13939272
hehe <4


Next step is to put the thyme in the bowl!
I just did it like this because it looked nice, but you're gonna mix the spices all together at the end.

>> No.13939283 [DELETED] 

>>13939279
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Alright, it's time to add the garlic powder to the mix! These steps could of probably been combined...but that didn't happen...because I was working too hard today....

>> No.13939305

>>13939226
>struggling to crush garlic
cute, but also sad

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>>13939305
I'm v-very light weight. The most fuel efficient cook on /ck/ I b-bet!


This time, it's the salt we are adding in! I recommend using regular or finer salt because I needed to add more at the end.

>> No.13939312

Oh he forgot to wear his fake tits kek

>> No.13939313

>>13939308
Isn't sea salt garbage anyway?

>> No.13939314

>>13939313
N-nope <4 I l-like it for some purposes.

>>13939312
I d-don't have fake tits, s-sorry <4

>> No.13939317

>>13939153
w-w-why do y-you t-type like this?? <4

>> No.13939321

>>13939317
T-to make /ck/ and /bant/ angry <4

>> No.13939330

>>13939153
alice I've taken my meds! please let me in!

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Time for the pepper! I don't like a whole lot in my dishes but I feel like this is a good amount.


I feel it deep in my bones every day. Yes. This is the amount. This is JUST.

>> No.13939332

>>13939331
Tranny faggot

>> No.13939333

>>13939332
Alice is a biological female, you must be mistaken.

>> No.13939335 [DELETED] 

show me your penis

>> No.13939338

Come on everyone knows you are a mentally ill guy that thinks he is a girl, that's disgusting. Why do faggots can't just stay on reddit instead of invading 4chan?

>> No.13939346

>>13939338
Alice has probably been on 4chan since before you even heard about it.

And she's also not a mentally ill guy or disgusting but I think you know that.

>> No.13939348

Why are you get?

>> No.13939349

>>13939333
Trips of truth.

>> No.13939357

>>13939331
So geh

>> No.13939360 [DELETED] 

>>13939153
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE JANNIES ARE DELETING ANY POSTS THAT HURT THE TRANNIES FEELINGS

>> No.13939362

>>13939308
smolice

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>>13939338
s-sorry, 4chan is my home <4 Born and raised~

>>13939360
I g-get banned literally every time I post here. Fuck off~

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Rub the spices you've mixed together and rub them on the lamb chops!
Really rub that seasoning in there.
Sensually.
Do it nice and slowly and deeply.
Really let that lamb have it, you know?

>> No.13939385

>>13939346
I'm not proud to say that I'm here for almost 14 years now this Alice homo zoomer was still in kindergarten when I came on 4chan

>> No.13939392

>>13939385
I w-was not <4 I'm 26 years old~ I w-was a loli when I posted in 2004. Try again, junior~

>> No.13939393

>>13939385
Alice has been here longer than you have.

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Place the lamb chops on the smashed garlic or onion, if you're following along with the recipe I have listed. This'll k-keep it from sticking to the bottom <4

>> No.13939400

>>13939392
lmao aliceyou psyoped urself

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>>13939400
N-not really, this is common knowledge <4
I've been posting for literally a decade straight doing this, you know <4
Finally, w-we slap them in the slow cooker and turn it on <4
Cook them for 4-6 hours!
They will be tender and wonderful when they are done cooking in their own juices!

>> No.13939411

This thread is based.

>> No.13939413

>>13939393
You are a massive faggot

>> No.13939416

>>13939403
You is tranny and geh

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>>13939411
Thank you <4

>>13939413
Ok zoomer <4


Alright Anonymous! Dinner is served! I hope that you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it for you. <4

>> No.13939427

The level of faggotry in these threads is intergalactic. They should be automatically deleted by jannies. Even mcchicken and deenz threads are better.

>> No.13939428

>>13939427
S-sorry, what's wrong with cooking on /ck/?

>> No.13939433

The way he move his hands and behave literally prove that he is a man

>> No.13939441

>>13939433
S-sorry, that's:
1. Not true
2. Not how you determine gender.

Try again~

>> No.13939443

>>13939441
Those some manly looking hands there sir

>> No.13939445

What happened to the vocaroos?

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>>13939443
S-sorry, they aren't <4 Here they are on t-top of an actual mans.

If your hands are as small and dainty as mine, seek medical attention for your low T <4

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Imagine being so butthurt about a fucking thread about cooking on /ck/

>> No.13939453

>>13939445
They're a special treat, you don't get them every time.

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Thank you so much for joining me! I h-hope you had as much fun with the thread as I did making the dish <4
I'll be back tomorrow with another wonderful home-cooked meal!

Stay safe, w-wash your hands, I love you <4

>> No.13939459

>>13939441
Don't worry alice we don't care if you are a mentally unstable dude

>> No.13939467

>>13939459
S-sorry, no matter how much you want me to have a cock, I don't <4

>> No.13939469

>>13939153
>those hands
>pretending to be female
seek professional help

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>>13939427
>>13939427
>>13939427
>>13939427
>>13939427

DEENZ IN MY JEANSSSS

>> No.13939476

>>13939469
She's not pretending.

>> No.13939488

>>13939469
as you c-can see here
>>13939447
You are wrong <4

>> No.13939513

>>13939476
>she

>> No.13939580

>>13939363
Eat your own fucking dick, the Jannies worship would love to watch that too I bet

>> No.13939588

>>13939476
>she

>> No.13939591

>>13939580
I d-don't have one <4

>> No.13939604

>>13939447
kawhi leonard mitts

>> No.13939617

>>13939588
>>13939513
>>13939469
>Trannywishposting
>On /ck/
God damnit, go back to biz.

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>>13939153
Alice used to wear cute and sexy outfit, now its more like a granny style wtf

>> No.13939813

>>13939802
He's getting older and putting on some weight

>> No.13939814

>>13939447
clearly a mans hands

>> No.13939816

>>13939802
Oh s-shush, it's a sweater!

>>13939814
I'm a biological female and 105 pounds, try harder~

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>>13939816
105 lb?... carne tierna.. hmmmmm

>> No.13939835

>>13939814
yes, the bottom ones

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I'd like to share food with Alice if I ever had a chance

>> No.13939897

>>13939363
Hello fellow central NJer. I live near East Brunswick.

>> No.13940002

>>13939897
Hi <4

>> No.13940188

>>13939447
I want to see the owner of the man hands DESU

>> No.13940212

>>13940188
that's a woman

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I hope I never get to the point of crossdressing on 4channel.org. If I do, please just kill me

>> No.13940244

>>13940237
this is a woman

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>> No.13940289

Idk why y'all hate on this person so much. Reminds me of my ex, just a cute little lady who likes games, anime and cooking. At least she posts OC unlike you homosexuals

>> No.13940293

>>13940289
right?

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>>13940289
>lady
I'd be fine with the OC if he posted his benixxx

>> No.13940298

>>13940289
And the "muh oc" retard finally shows up. Imagine being on 4chan and not understanding everything that's wrong about Alice threads.

>> No.13940304

>>13940298
What's wrong with them then?
Please explain.
Don't use the newfag/oldfag cop out. Actually explain what's wrong.

>> No.13940360

>>13940298
imagine being on 4chan and not understanding that OC is more important than literally anything else

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>>13940360
This is you

>> No.13940843

>>13940289
>I'm j-just being a RL anime girl to m-make all the boys come to m-my thread, is that so b-bad?
Putting shit in your OP like a cat, a bunch of dolls or a fucking picture of your female body with an anime girl's face is the most cynical, obnoxious way imaginable to try to give yourself an identity and gain recognition for yourself, in a place where just about everyone else is completely anonymous no less. It's pathetic. The whole appeal of a place like this is that all the focus is on the topic, and then here comes this cunt waving at the camera and making cutesy stutter posts.