/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The humanity
THE HUMANITY

>>13937480
why not, lad?

>>13937499
always bought the salad pre-chopped

but i looked it up and it looks easy!

i just don't know if you need to wash the lettuce..

>>13937505
mate, anything you buy "fresh" you should wash because other people are gross cunts

Lucky for you, it's easy to do. Simply pull a few leaves of lettuce off of the head, wash them, take a knife and chop. wa-la. Chopped lettuce.

>>13937508
this
how zoomers have so little common sense when it comes to food is just baffling
i thought it was common knowledge you wash most any and all produce

>>13937517
it was! i chopped it up good enough, but you have to have lots of experience or otherwise people will know that you haven't been doing it forever, so that's the real trick

>>13937480
You can always start today.
But you won't, you little faggot.
I know you wont, you know it, and your loved ones know it.

>>13937525
don't feel bad, my dude. We ALL had to start somewhere and we all sucked before we learned.

>>13937528
i cook regularly though i just haven't made salad

>>13937536
thanks anon, that means a lot and lifts my spirits!

>>13937505
honestly this is why getting bagged salad mix is worth it to me most of the time for regular salad. It's like $1 and saves me the hassle of washing and drying the lettuce which is a huge pain in the ass in my experience unless you have a salad spinner.

>>13937546
you're an ugly little sperg that will never accomplish anything
you can't even chop salad
how are you going to get a job? a girlfriend? just end it dude

>>13937668
ayyyy, nobody rattled your cage. nobody also told you to stop sucking my dick. deep throat, little bitch. I wanna feel your tonsils.

>>13937668
i'm gainfully employed though

>>13937480
Good. Use your hands and rip it. Only retards use a knife on lettuce.