/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hello gentlemen. Just stopping in to make sure yall are behaving. All right carry on fellas.

>>13935227
FUCK OUTTA HERE, DAD

>>13935237
Watch it boy. I aint in the mood tonight. Yall just cant seem to understand how to behave

>>13935227
Thanks, but I'm in gaol right now and I asked a police officer and he said your assessment does not affect my ultimate sentence.

>>13935382
They always ask how he gets out. They never ask how he got in.

>>13935423
This one pisses me off the most, ruins a good fucking fish, burns himself, uses no fucking tools, flips it like a pussy, argh I fucks me up

>>13935230
>can't make coffee, eggs, and toast at the same time
what's the point?

>>13935435
>gloves
>gloves and undergloves
>gloves
>gloves
>no gloves
>gloves
>gloves
>no gloves
>gloves
>no gloves

>>13935501
One thing's for certain. The only person contracting COVID-19 is everybody who came into contact with him.

Reminder that after Sundays group stage draw our 4Ch*n Cup Team returns to action in the Spring Babby Cup in one weeks time wither on friday or saturday.

All our player models as seen here and a few special new ones will be on display aswell.

>>13935712
if you want more info on our team the roster and the music check here

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

and one more for good measure

>>13935501
this

>>13935221
This guy is a really entertaining fella. I love him.

>>13935712
HAHAHA BASED EGGFORT

>>13935382
It has been two years, motherfucker. It' s time to STOP.

>>13935435
I needs it brehs ;~;

>>13936070
thanks Jack

>>13936069
i wouldn't mind. that is, if i ate at buffets. they are so filthy already that a bird couldn't make any difference.

>>13936269
What the fuck?

>>13936380

this annoys me because she's squeezing it really hard to make it happen

>>13935423
I always ask myself what the hell did he think he was going to do

>>13936618
He has poor visuospatial reasoning skills

>>13935400
Nobody asked that.

>>13936558
ngl getting real sick of "perfect coffee"

>>13935409
>moisten everything
>dry everything
why

>>13935431
now that i know she has found a partner and reproduced, all the charm of this has rapidly disappeared
fuck that retarded cunt

>>13935712
adults should not play videogames or watch cartoons

>>13935400
Deepest lore

>>13936702
Should they post on 4chan, retard?

>>13936824
>nail polish while handling food
Mmm, sure love nail polish shavings to garnish my meal.

>>13936702
>>>/r/eddit

>>13936856
Why is the guy in the santa hat so sad?

>>13936852
>circle of salt
Marie-style measurements. Nice.

>>13935251
What about the fucking bones

>>13935382
I came here eggspecting to see this eggsact post.

>>13935233
Why would you willingly eat leather unless you were starving?

>>13935241
ur embarrassing me in front of my friends

>>13936672
he is probably going to take a bit of a backseat this cup given his demotion to a silver medal

>>13936702
>game

>>13936672
say that again
i dare you

>>13937167
It's lazy, forced, and unfunny.

>>13936824
>raw mackerel
um

>>13936063
through a piece of sharp cheddar in there and i'd eat that with a frosty glass of beer

>>13936069
Little burb want food

>>13937562
just make a fucking quiche you queer

>>13936909
good source of calcium you wimp

>>13936678

>>13935409

>>13936852
I mean in theory that's fine, but sweet potato does not fit the heavy savory meal she's making

>>13936852
I hate this fucking recipe. So many idiots think they are cooks just because they can slop a bunch of random ingredients in a pot that have no business being together.

>>13937788
Why are you hating on shepherd's pie?

>>13935221
t-thanks

>>13936695
I wonder how the sex was

>>13937896
>Opus_Magnum.webm

>>13935221

>>13938099
thats not going to taste anywhere near bacon based only on the fact that you cant give mushrooms the same fat content as bacon has

>>13937871
I'm not. I'm hating on that specific recipe. That "shepherds pie" has retarded ingredients.

>>13938121
shh just let them have their fun

more bacon for us

>>13938152
pussy

>>13935839
>>13935826
>>13935712
Good luck, you'll need it. /)

>>13938394
i will happily send the horsefuckers to the fetus and not need any luck at all :)

>>13938656
True, we don't have nearly as many stars as you. ;)

>>13938152
RAWRAWRAW
WOMEN
SEX

>>13935418
Anyone has a source for this?

>>13935409
>All Ingredients Optional

>>13936695
dude its not a genetic condition moron

Teeth hurt watching this

>>13935382
how?

>>13938110
lol

>>13938838
what's a digestive?

>>13938906
A brand of wheat biscuit.

>>13938175
mmmm bacon

>>13938967
omg you like bacon too? I love bacon so much. Last weekend my wife asked if she wanted some bacon and eggs, so I said, "eggs schmeggs, just lemme at that bacon!" She laughed because she knows how much I love bacon.

>>13938838
what the fuck

>>13936841
why are chinks so obsessed with eating endangered animals?

>>13938993

>>13936069
>always stands on the side of the tray or the serving utensil except for that one nearly empty tray
at least he's polite

>>13937544
Gross

>>13938677
I am both, disgusted and appalled.

>>13935435
ok why would you eat this? it's fucking burnt and charred

>>13936839
>I'm looking

>>13937714
>pizza cake
GTA 2?

>>13936678
to sterilise it most likely

>>13935409
And what is the fucking point?

>>13936841
can we just nuke the chinks already

>>13937562
this aint a spinach pie. it's a cheese pie with spinach

>>13939718
>>13939756
based as fuck
kill all chinks
keep redpilling red1tors bro

>>13939860
Thank you, anon, we need to expose the truth everyone wants to ignore.

>>13939376
This is bait, right?

"Burnt ends" of bbq are the best fucking part. It's just delicious blackened seasoning

>>13939104
these people are beyond irrelevant now

>>13935221
I feel mogged and fascinated by this islander. I wish to learn his ways.

>>13939210
ikr shockingly good manners

>>13935241
how bout you kiss me already gayboy

>>13936856
The look on his face lmao

>>13939496
Brutal mog

>>13939980
truly fucking subhuman

>>13938152
tbqh I assume anyone with a nose-ring will be able to deepthroat 9+ inches easily

>>13939980

>>13938701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_cup

>>13940365

>>13938152
please tell me if that has a penis I have to make sure if I should have an erection

>>13940409
What the actual fuck, I was hoping he wouldn't swallow it in the end or at least that he'd cook it before.

>>13940460
this just looks not real. you should stop posting these disgusting webms sir

>>13940500
Don't worry, like you said, it's not real.

>>13936844
whimps like you make life easy mode for everyone else

>>13936839
>The name's Dad.
>Malcom's Dad

>>13938110
Haha mommy is the best one

>>13938145
which ones?

>>13938152
Right, now he pretends to still have his gag reflex.

>>13940529
just have avocado with toast and some olive oil and seasoning. Its delicious. I have it every now and then and im not even vegan. Why are vegans making everything so difficult

>>13936847
>"review" kitchen gadget
>likes 90% of them
>they all are retarded and do a terrible job
is it because the youtube algorithm and advertisers like positivity?

>>13940605
I agree, avocado is already nice on its own with those additions, no need to add even more stuff.

>>13936539
i don't understand what's the purpose of squeezing it hard

>>13939062
because it makes their peepee big and hard for sex

>>13937763
why doesn't liquid go everywhere when she shakes the bottle?

>>13937763
>covid cure
for real, for what purpose?

>>13938677
>still wearing a ring while doing all that
gross

>>13938701
for what purpose

>>13935435
>taps blade on cutting board
stopped watching there

>>13939104
haha bearded guy doing pyscho faces as he uses bacon on everything xD

>>13936926

It doesn't become leather until going through the tanning process.

>>13935382
is this real?

>>13937763
fuck yeah fire cider
i had a botany professor give me some he made when i had a cold

>>13937758
filename kek

>>13940704
Not really.

>>13939718
>>13939756
based china men, fuck white people and their feelings.

>>13936872
He's tired of seeing all the tourists filming something as banal as making dosa.

>>13940671
Ancient prank.

>>13940086
Who are they?

>>13936909
What about them? It's fish. Do you complain when you get bone-in chicken legs or wings? Do you need your dad to take the bones out for you?

>>13936852
At least it's lamb. So many fuckers, including at least one retard on this very board, call things 'shepherd's pie' when they don't even contain lamb.

>>13941351
Lamb = shepherd's pie
Beef = cottage pie

>>13941351
Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool? You've never shepherded in your entire life, have you?

>>13940625
Those jars have a rubber o-ring on the underside of the lid to form a good seal.

>>13941354
>Why the fuck would a shepherd be killing his own commodity, you fool?
Because you don't make any money if you don't sell the commodity, YOU NIGGERFAGGOT.

>>13937562
>>13939678
What would be a good substitute for cheese?

>>13941352
Yes, that's what I'm implying.

>>13941366
vegab cheese

>>13941366
You could make a bechamel sauce with paprika and nutmeg in it, I guess?

>>13941371
Vegans are such monsters...

>>13941364
So you agree with me.

BTW, I was intending to lead this towards the fact that sheep producers slaughter unsaleable mutton for their own consumption, not lamb, but you fucked up too quickly.

>>13941374
fair enough

>>13940455
It doesn't. Full nudes exist

>>13939104
Man, watching this is nostalgic

>>13939756
Wtf why don't you at least take the fur off, that's like the most basic of food prep

>>13941399
yummy

>>13937577
What's this from?

>>13937763
Potion of shit your pants

>>13941620
How so?

>>13941541
its just vegetable paste spiced as if it were chorizo

>>13941000
There is absolutely no way you can fully cook a fucking tomahawk steak deep fried, and by that line of solid white fat it seems as if I'm correct

>>13941683
Pre cooked?

>>13941703
That looks good, but won't it burn the shit out of the bread?

>>13941710

>>13941703
> giant fucking chunks of raw onion
People like this should be executed

>>13941721

>>13936026
>2 years
newfag

>>13941407
i beg for source

>>13938152

>>13936841
Is it so beyond them to kill it first. Even with that masive saw can they not at least do the head first. FFS they start at the tail. Insects!

>>13941713
goddamn

>>13941713
>make a giant vat of sauce
>only end up using like 1/10th of it
Why do recipe webms ALWAYS do this?

>>13941877
based

>>13941941
indeed
one week till the spring babby where we play again

>>13938906
Think its the similar to a graham cracker in US

>>13942060
People always say graham crackers taste bad but I appreciate their flavor

>>13940557
KEK

>>13939756
They look like they fucking hate it.
That actually applies to a lot of these videos of Chinamen eating weird shit. They look like they're forcing it down like bitter medicine instead of enjoying it like an actual meal. But maybe that's exactly what's happening.

>>13935409
Looks delicious. Would make for a good dessert item or a topper for oatmeal. Also seems like it would be great to take camping or as emergency food
>high calories
>protien
>fat
>carbs
>fruit and nuts both have high vitamin content

>>13940365
the torture makes the meat more delicious

>>13941726
King of fair foods. Everything else can suck my dick

>>13942509
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>13940665
>This is a pizza burrito
That's just a fucking rolled up pizza

>>13941830
>wastes like 1/3

>>13940713
why

>>13940816
epic meal time

>>13941756
''no''

>>13942702
How does someone get this weak? What disorder does he have?

>>13935221
If I tried that I'd have no teeth left

>>13936069
urban birds are the cutest lil' critters ever.

>>13937577
well, the boiling oil will kill any bacteria that got into it. i would be more concerned about soap stains and hard debree (like hair and sand particles) that would get into it.

>>13935382
>filename
good job anon

>>13942789
>debree
Is that your stage name, you stripperbrained retard?

>>13935221
I like how he doesn't try to act like a badass and uses the back of the blade

>>13942702
Too dehydrated

>>13942709
It's probably just vasovagal syncope.
Some people pass out just from straining on the toilet.

>>13936881
Ostrich?

>anti trannoid rhetoric detected
>tranny porn spam begins
gotta admit, this is a first for /ck/

>>13940605
>>13940617
It's because vegans have to make veganism a "life stye" and not just a choice of diet.
Which sucks because if I ever want to eat out for anything vegetarian, I have to pay more because it's considered a premium.

>>13935221
Does anyone have the webm of that fat Indian dude eating curry with his hands like a filthy animal?

>>13935243
What was the thought process here

>>13943114

>>13940463
No one leaves prison in a shirt and tie

>>13943160
You leave with what you came in with, and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentence.

>>13940617
Avocado rolled in a slice of turkey is an awesome snack or even lunch. Adding a strip of bacon is great too.

>>13943124
>haha I reposted it even after getting banned!

>>13943186
Posting frogs is just as bad.

>>13943190
you think it's worse than spamming trannoid propaganda on a sfw board?

>>13943169
I wonder if they clean your clothes for you if they just store them as-is for months or years. That's nasty.

>>13943208
No, I said as bad. You're both off topic shit heads.

>>13943169
He ain't putting that tie on

>>13943159
My man thank you so much

>>13943218

>>13939718
The dog looks nicely cooked, nice glaze on it.

>>13943208
>propaganda
It's porn. Low-effort porn at that. Intelligent people report it for being on a blue board and move on. Tards like you draw attention to it and derail the thread because your peepee gets hard and you don't know how to deal with it.

>>13941756
Kittens or something like that, I think she was a /soc/ whore years ago. Should help

>>13942662
Halloween party food.

>>13943271
>anti tranny opinion gets posted
>/v/, /ck/, /lit/ it doesnt matter, immediately tranny shit starts getting posted
>just report it and move on
how fucking new are you? banning him does nothing

>>13943105
Yes

>>13943318
I have had ostrich eggs but never ostrich meat. But I have had emu especially emu burgers. Is there a big taste difference in ostrich vs emu?

are you ready for the cock clam to take PES by storm

(this is ust a geoduck pls no ban)

>>13943169
>and that is likely what he was wearing to court when he was given his sentence
You're right that you get back the clothes you entered with, but in this case that was a staged video. Don't be so gullible.

>>13943349

>>13940569
The black skin :)

>>13943213

>>13943352
d-do they know?

>>13943439
How can you be this clumsy and absent minded and survive to adult hood?
She should have been ran over by a car by now.

>>13943541
All women have brain damage.

>>13943310
older than you buddy I can guarantee you that much, no need to tell us how long you've been here, we know you got here in 2016.

>>13935221
I always wonder how.much money I could.make surfing 4chan and writing fluff articles based on everything here.
>How a coconut is REALLY manufactured

new fetish acquired: chinese women toying with penis shaped clams before violently biting them down

>>13942237
This webm feels like it was directed by David Lynch

>>13943603
It feels dishonest?

>>13941834
won't the meat be overcooked ?

>>13943605
Perhaps even... emotionally

>>13943600

>melting chocolate in the microwave

>>13943310
>posting redditfrog
>calling others new
imagine being so new that you find 12 year olds memes to be “epically funnay XD”

>>13935225
no wonder so many americans are dying from covid

>>13939756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7qZs30ulA

>>13943572
look at me I can post old images too!
>>13943620
I post plebbit frog because newfags will read the post that way

>>13935251
A fish died for this.

>>13943708
nice unix timestamp newfag

>>13941330
depending on the fish you're going to be pulling out 20+ pin bones

>>13943736
all you had to do was look at the filename to know it's new, just like your image. the image itself is ancient though. nice try

>>13942709
thats eddie fucken hall dude

>>13942904
How much does this pay? If they pull down a decent salary im about to sign up

>>13940409
MXR has really gone to shit ever since Skyrim became less popular.

>>13935400
Are you stupid? He was born from one of those eggs. The goddess Khali came down, lay her hand on one of the eggs and out sprang King Surly.

>>13943270
that cant be denied, anon.

>>13943349
good stuff

Where's the good webm's that used to be posted on /ck/?

>>13936269
>hoarder
>throws away good fries

but why

>>13943270
>The dog looks nicely cooked
I agree, it looks very tasty as well.

ja/ck/ takes the pitch for /ck/ next week, including his dead right arm

>>13938677
>cilantro

aaaaand dropped

>>13944050
For the last time, no one gives a shit about your autism simulator. Go make your own fucking thread.

>>13943752
stop back pedaling and just admit you're a dumb newfag

>>13939104
The glasses guy was considered to be "jacked" back when this channel was relevant.

>>13939718
>>13939756
why is chewing mouth open so common with people from Asia? It's something I've noticed in the US.

>>13940605
It's to bait in retards who consider it unthinkable to not have eggs for breakfast everyday.

>>13944064
based

>>13941830
>a jew in the background
clockwork

>>13944605
Based on what?

>>13944451
Lol there is a scene in Tampopo about teaching women how to have good manners in western restaurants, and one of the things they mention is how asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hosts, and basically you shouldn't do that in the west because it has the opposite effect, aka being rude, disrespectful.

>>13943600
>not salty enough

>>13938152
cute boy

>>13940524
god i wish that was me

>>13943218

>>13943218
do americans really?

>>13944743
>asians are used to make as much noise as possible while eating to show gratitude or something to the chefs/hosts
This is a myth. If someone chews with their mouth open it's probably because it's too hot

>>13938993
More bacon more better

Ohhh yea!

>>13940557
Brilliant

>>13936852
>circle of salt
is that to keep the demons away from the potatoes?

>>13937562
what the hell? its just a quiche that was made wrong.

>>13938134
guaranteed pure black shits

wonder if there are webms of her