/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Dough'd

Rise'd

Pizza'd

Ingredient'd

Disembowel'd

S'd

Ok that's as far as I've gotten and I have to wait another hour before it goes in the oven.

Here's the recipe and ingredients list:

https://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/pane-bianco-recipe

Ingredients
Dough

3 cups (361g) King Arthur Unbleached Bread Flour*
2 teaspoons instant yeast
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
1 large egg
1/2 cup (113g) lukewarm milk
1/3 cup (74g) lukewarm water
3 tablespoons (35g) olive oil
*See "tips," below.
Filling

3/4 cup (85g) shredded Italian-blend cheese or the cheese, of your choice
1/2 cup (113g) oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes or your own oven-roasted tomatoes
3 to 6 cloves garlic, peeled and minced
1/3 cup (14g) chopped fresh basil, green or purple


I didn't have the unbleached bread flour so I just used regular AP unbleached flour and used the tangzhong technique listed in the tips section to make it lighter and last longer. Doing both these things meant I had to kinda guesstimate the water. Hopefully I got it right.

>>13934393
i see a hair

>>13934409
Epic

>>13934393
HAHA NICE HAIR DELETE YOUR THREAD QUEER

>>13934409
There are actually two hairs. A big black one at the bottom and a white one in the curl of the s

>>13934393
ew corona hair

Don't ruin my thread you faggots

>>13934409
Lmao! I was going to say the same thing. OP has hair all up in that shit

>>13934421
if you look closely there is two more hairs to right

well things have certainly gotten hairy here

A little extra seasoning from the chef

>>13934407
I don't see pubes on the ingredient list. Was that just a personal addition?

OP YOU NEED TO SHAVE OR WAX OR SOMETHING BRO THAT SHITS STRAIGHT UP GROSS

>not using real 00 flour

>>13934436
>>13934444

It's a dogo hair. :3

He's cute so you should let it pass.

>>13934421
holy shit that's fucking disgusting

you have to vacuum your floors at least weekly if you have a cat OP.

>>13934456
Do you live in Florida?

>>13934462
10 years ago

Ok about double in size time to bake

>>13934564
Dude this is off to a the rails now nobody wants to imagine eating your pet hair bread.

Do you even own a vacuum cleaner? I'm so disgusted that many people do not

>>13934564
still see a hair

>>13934564
Might as well cook it with a hairdryer

>>13934564
if you bake at anything less that 500F you failed OP

you could have made 20 margherita pizzas by now

I bring you content and you just hate the whole time. I'm not going to post the results fuck you /ck/ ;_;

>>13934591
does anyone even like sundried tomatoes?

Meanwhile, I just made a banging chili using whatever the fuck I found in the cabinets

>>13934415
>>13934418
>>13934417
>op posts good oc
>faggots reeing over a hair

>>13934615
its not a zoomer tier >dae else eat this product???? thread on ck so it had to die

>>13934615
Are you used to eating hair fuck knuckle? He would be fired from any competently run kitchen if he was caught making food with hair in it. Fucking retard.

>>13934615
Unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can

>>13934591
You represent bad vibes bro. Nobody cares about the result because your kitchen isn't clean.

Cooking in an unclean kitchen means a lack of self respect, showing it off to us means you don't respect us or want to respect you either.

Please purchase a vacuum cleaner and adequately clean your kitchen before cooking.

>>13934624
>>13934625
he could pluck it off before baking it you autistic fag, he's just making it for himself.

>>13934633
catty homosexual post

>>13934635
>thinking there aren't at least a few hairs already inside the dough when there's visible hair sitting on the fucking prep surface too

>>13934642
You're an autistic faggot, he's just making it for himself.

>>13934635
>i-i picked out the hair chef!
You wouldn't last a day in a real kitchen kek.

This fucking thread makes me want to not eat food anymore

OP you're supposed to clean off the table before you roll your fucking dough all over it you mong. Especially if youre a pet owner. Enjoy your nasty poop and hair bread.

>>13934677
Cleaning the counter wasn't in the steps of the recipe I used so I'm afraid you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>13934463
explains a lot, take care subhuman retard

>>13934647
>doens't understand the concept of respecting oneself

Ask me how I know you own piss bottles

waiting on the results

>>13934754
OP said he was too butthurt to post them

>>13934763
it could be burnt to ashes and not posting the results is still a worse crime. OP can fuck himself

>>13934649
>You wouldn't last a day in a real kitchen kek.

Show us the finished product OP

>>13934591
pussy

>>13934456
Those are some beautiful dogs.

Your bread looks delicious, OP.

>>13934393
Ew hair

>>13934409
That might be an eyelash from some chick

>>13934591
this 4chan we anon we forget we don't forgive expect us sekret club

>>13934633
Most of us come to 4chan to revel in our self-disgust, retard. You would be banned for this post if I had my way.

>>13934649
Nobody wants to. It's one of the worst jobs possible, and that's why only the worst people do it. This board is about home cooking. I'm sure there are other forums for pros to discuss their shit.

>>13934393
>pube'd

>>13934649
t. never worked in a kitchen

>>13934633
This is pure autism

>>13934591
we already got what we wanted out of this thread

>>13934576
>owning a vaccum cleaner for your floors
what kind of cuck actually owns a carpet that a child cant pick up and beat on a wall outside?

>>13934807
Why would anyone in their right mind want to?

>posting in a hole thread
You get what you fucking deserve!

>>13934591
it would have been worth seeing if we didnt know it was prepped on dirty surfaces

>>13935647
hole here
hair too short and gray, not hole.
maybe if it was bleeched or dyed you might have a case.

>>13934456
/ck/ is the new /an/

>>13935777
Checked. Heavnly Patti and Maria.

>>13935683
I dunno dudette the emotional freak-out over the smallest criticism suggests either hole or excessive female hormones (troon)

Good thread OP, enjoyed it.

>>13934375
I'd have given it a bit more time on the initial rise but otherwise it looks good.

>>13935777
Patti and Maria :)

>>13934591
Maybe next time don't be a disgusting piece of shit

>>13934393
WOMP WOMP

Absolutely disgusting

WHERE'S THE FUCKING FOOD

MAKE IT AGAIN WITHOUT HAIR TOMORROW BWAHAHAH

>>13936557
But I want to see the cooked hair

Why do you faggots care about a hair. its OP's own hair.

>>13936600
It's dog hair faggot

>>13934583

>come into thread, expecting some good cooking from OP
>shit's got hair in it

>>13936635
OP never came back.

>>13936637
he's still cooking you idiot
rome wasn't burnt in a day

>>13935174
Speak for yourself slob.

NIGGA THE OP MUST BE HARRIER THAN COSUIN ITT

Is it burnt yet?

>>13934429
>>13934583
>>13934692
This fucking thread

Pro chef here. These things happen, we're only human beings. If you caught a hair while cooking you pluck it out and move on. Next onwards, you'll always be on lookout for hair while you're cooking.

>>13935174
I would ban you for giving yourself any excuse to be the dirty mongrel you are

>>13934807
Fuck you, I come to /ck/ to try to forget about no hockey

imagine getting so fucking buttblasted that we're joking around about a little strand of hair
op can go back to r/cooking

>>13936896
Having at least 3 animal hairs visible in a photograph suggesting there are probably many more buried or on other sides of the bread is in no way normal, fartface. He needs to wipe down the surfaces before he rolls out his dough.

>>13936896
Pro retarded chef, that is.

the food looked good but the OP was a slob so

>>13937057
this plus if you use a stand mixer definitely dust the fucking thing before you begin anything else

The germophobes are on high alert tonight, I see. Yesterday I found a hair in a pie I had purchased. I plucked it out and continued eating, not one fuck given.

>>13938445
Welcome to the World of AIDS

>>13938445
That is how Corona virus started .

>>13938445
just curious, what if you found 5 hairs? would you continue eating it then?

>>13938445
>hair pie

>>13939168
Extra proteins. Stop cobbling up your immune system, germophobe.

>>13939378
So...yes? If so, that's pretty gross.

I just shaved my pubes today, you wanna eat that too?

>>13934429
>>13934434
>>13934436
>>13934583
>>13935192
>>13935605
>>13934692

I tried

air fry more like hair dry

>>13939821
post to r/fortune so I can give gold :v)

>/cuck/ now actively trolls and sabotages any original content
yikes & cringepilled

>>13939821
thanks bro, reddit will love this!

>>13939821
did op really put this image together?

>>13939821
kekked all the way to unconsciousness.

>>13939953
op i want to get your pubes in my mouth while deepthroating ur cock

>>13939821
You forgot the op's final fuck you to /ck/
>>>13934591
>>>13934591

I wanted to see the end result

>>13934369
My mom started doing something similar recently and it's fucking amazing.

>>13941229
Doing what? Putting hair in your food?

>>13934456
Broom is your friend

>>13940377
He posted it for the bread gen >>13940385

>>13940349
this.
someone redo it