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why are white people so bad at cooking?

>> No.13923126

>>13923115
Identify one example of this

>> No.13923155

>>13923115
What is wrong with raisins and pickles?

>> No.13923157
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>>13923126
>white people food

>> No.13923163

>>13923115
Post pic of something you cooked with timestamp

>> No.13923164
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>>13923157
>adding raisins to chicken

>> No.13923165

>>13923115
I put apples in my potato salad.

>> No.13923178

>>13923157
Grilled skinless chicken breasts are good as long as you season them properly and don't overcook them

>> No.13923188

>>13923115
It's only northern euros

>> No.13923196

>>13923115
These memes always pertain to American whites. A black person in Oakland doesn't think about Cuisine in Naples.

>> No.13923207
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>Picadillo is a traditional dish in many Latin American countries and the Philippines (where it is known as giniling, and also arroz a la Cubana) that is similar to hash. It is made with ground beef, tomatoes, raisins, olives, and other ingredients that vary by region.

Why would disgusting pasty racist wh*Teoids do this?

>> No.13923221

>>13923126
My gf is half white, half hispanic. Her parents are divorced.

- Her hispanic dad makes delicious carne asada on the grill, her hispanic aunt makes delicious tres leches cake
- Her white mom's signature dish is sliced hotdogs in pork and beans

My gf has a great supply of utensils and spices. So she thinks she cooks like her aunt. But she really cooks like her mom. I got tired of her fucking up 50% of her shit and being like "oh well lol." So I finally sat her down and basically told her that she can't cook... BUT she can learn to. I encourage her to use REAL recipes from Alton Brown or Martha Stewart. Not dumb thrown-together shit from ThiccChef346786 on Pinterest. I encourage her to read REAL cookbooks to learn about prep and flavor balance and how to tell from sight and touch and taste when food is done. I encourage her to watch YouTube to learn techniques.

It's funny to say white people can't cook, but it's really anybody raised with 21st century American ideals. We aren't taught to do things methodically and the right way. Just to buy a Ninja Chopper and a B&D Air Fryer and a Lodge pan and that makes us able prepare a decent dish.

>> No.13923229

>>13923207
Not sure but I don't understand the hate for standard foods like pickles and raisins. Picky faggots suck shit and should all kill themselves.

>> No.13923237

>Chermoula is a marinade and relish used in Algerian, Libyan, Moroccan and Tunisian cooking. In Sfax, Tunisia, chermoula with cured salted fish is often prepared during Eid al-Fitr. This regional variety is composed of dried dark raisin purée mixed with onions cooked in olive oil and spices such as cloves, cumin, chili, black pepper, and cinnamon.

What is wrong with these kkkrackers?

>> No.13923258

>>13923115
Literally all of the best chefs in the world are white.
Moreover white people quite loterally invented the concept of gourmet food and fine dining with the novelle cuisine.
Wtf are you going on about?

>> No.13923263
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>nearly every celebrity chef is just some white guy

I once saw Alton Brown cook a thanksgiving meal using only a covenant energy sword. Dude's a Master Chef.

>> No.13923272

lmao wypipo be like

>Dolma is a verbal noun of the Turkish verb dolmak 'to be stuffed (or filled)', and means simply 'stuffed thing'. Sarma is also verbal noun of the Turkish verb sarmak 'to wrap', and means simply 'wrapped/wrapping'. Zeytinyağlı yaprak sarması (stuffed leaves with olive oil) is the sarma made with vine leaves stuffed with a rice-spice mixture and cooked with olive oil. This type of dolma does not contain meat, is served cold and also referred to as sarma, which means "wrapping" in Turkish. Dried fruit such as blackcurant; raisins, figs or cherries and cinnamon and allspice used to be added into the mixture to sweeten zeytinyağlı dolma in Ottoman Cuisine.

>> No.13923305

>>13923196
>These memes always pertain to American whites.
LMAO have you ever had British food or Scandi food? It's pure trash.

>> No.13923314

>>13923115
Black people are literally the worst at cooking. Every time I see a picture of something they're supposed to be good at cooking like gumbo or southern food, it looks like fucking garbage. They also never make anything from scratch. It's always some instant shit from a box.

>> No.13923318

>>13923305
What about Italian or French

>> No.13923321

>>13923115
white people are bad, period.

>> No.13923322
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>>13923115
nobody:

white people:
>we want fried chicken without the chicken!

>> No.13923325

>>13923115
People north of the Alps basically have cabbage and wheat to work with and fuck all until the Americas were discovered and potatoes, carrots, and tomatoes were introduced. They had shit ingredients so they could only make shit food, and since these people already saw their culture as inherently the best because they won the geographic lottery they didn't see a reason to learn new cooking skills even after it was easy to just buy good ingredients.

>> No.13923345

>>13923318
>Italian
not white.
>French
frog food is pure butter.

>> No.13923357

>>13923345
just fuck you. fuck you, you fucking retard. i dont know why your comment is so retarded but: fuck you. you are a fucking retarded fag and i hope you get fucked with a hot metal rod. also: german food is good

>> No.13923360

>>13923345
>>Italian
>not white.
What are they then

>> No.13923365

>>13923360
They're white when they make money, they're communists with odd skulls when they're poor and immigrating by the thousands a day.

>> No.13923366

>>13923126
Irish soda bread.

>> No.13923405
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>frozen chicken prepared in a dirty sink
>this is the power of black cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

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>>13923115

>> No.13923420

>>13923405
Literally everything she makes is fat as fuck. And at best looks ok. Then you go to the comments and it's a full scale chimpout of "DAS RITE, WYPIPO DON EVEEN SEASON DERE FOOD". Someone name me one black chef that has a Michelin star. I'll wait.

>> No.13923430

>>13923115
White people invented cooking

>> No.13923471
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>>13923115
whites evolved in europe, which is a very dark and low energy environment, and is thus devoid of sugar.

Because of this, they evolved to crave sugar so that theyd eat it in the extremely rare chance it was available. This is even genetically proven: https://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Rs838133
(CEU and TSI is martsharters and wogs)

Due to this sugar craving, whites usually put sweet things in dishes that seem completely unnecessary to the other races of man. IE: raisins in salad, extremely sweet diabetes-tier BBQ sauce, mango pineapple "chutney", etc.

The other reason is of course a total lack of spices and gastronomic/olfactory adaptation to such compounds.

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>>13923258
>>13923263
>celebrity chefs

>> No.13923529

>>13923305
>have you ever had British food or Scandi food? It's pure trash.
Evidently you haven't if you fell for the memes

>> No.13923545

>>13923325
>Carrots are from the Americas

>> No.13923549

Niggers: "white people can't cook!"
Also niggers: "damn this KFC good!"

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>>13923115
Why does 4channel only seem to allow racism toward whites but never toward others? Do the mods encourage this kind of selective behavior?

Why do the people who go on about whites, or americans really... always seem to post images taken from american cartoons?

Is this the kind of media you most identify with? Do pickles make you uncomfortable because they remind you of the penis? Lets talk about your relationship with your father anon.

>> No.13923610

>>13923582
>Do the mods encourage this kind of selective behavior?
yeah

>> No.13923626

>>13923420
Michelin stars mean nothing

>> No.13923636

black people don't like pickles?

>> No.13923640

>>13923626
They said the same thing about IQ tests once they noticed average scores for each race.

>> No.13923652

>>13923640
Yeah, IQ is pretty meaningless, too. The more cucked you are, the better you will do beyond your actual intelligence.

>> No.13923666

>>13923652
>Yeah, IQ is pretty meaningless, too.
That is so amazingly false

>> No.13923688

>>13923652
>Yeah, IQ is pretty meaningless, too.
gb2plebbit

>> No.13923696

>>13923626
If they really meant nothing, then they would just give them to any nigger with a dirty restaurant to virtue signal.

>> No.13923704

>>13923366
Irish Soda Bread is delicious

>> No.13923715

>>13923221
This is exactly why I fucking hate those little thirty second cooking videos, where it just says the ingredients in the text. They don't have measurements or ratios, they don't tell you what temp they're cooking at or the method they're using, it's just thirty seconds of someone whipping up some meme cheese and bacon casserole thing. so much is lost in the details, but basic bitches try to copy it and ruin everything because the vid doesn't explain one fucking thing.

>> No.13923734

what is it about raisins that make people hate them? they are most non offensive dried fruit there is

>> No.13923736

>>13923715
>a Lodge pan
wtf is wrong with a lodge cast iron skillet

>> No.13923771

>>13923163
OP probably hasn't even replied to their thread, this thread was posted yesterday and the mods weren't sucking too much dick to delete it then.

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Noice

>> No.13923793

>>13923314
>instant shit from a box
>pre-blended "seasoning salt"
>whatever cheap meat they can find
There you go. Black people food.

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>>13923258
>>13923263
>>13923549
>>13923420
>>13923640
>>13923666
>>13923688
t. butthurt whiteys

>> No.13923806

>>13923736
I didn't give a shit about that part desu. Alton Brown is a faggot and sometimes gimmicky unitaskers are worthwhile when you don't feel like working that hard or cleaning up thirty pans.

>> No.13923829

What's the best Van Damme movie? I think I'm gonna make my girlfriend watch Cyborg tonight.

>> No.13923838

>>13923797
Marmite/vegemite is only for those with the most refined of pallets

>> No.13923841

>>13923829
>Van Damme
who dat?

>> No.13923846

i'm white and i love raisins in things but i feel it's more of a south asian thing

>> No.13923849

>>13923178
what to season them with
i just use salt and pepper because my family is scared of everything else

>> No.13923858

>>13923305
Yorkshire pudding is good

>> No.13923861

>>13923797
>spam
>white people food
Literally only blacks don't eat it

>> No.13923869

>>13923322
Notice they have soulless black eyes.
White people at least have light brown eyes
These "people" are probably demons or something

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>>13923797
Takeout from a black restaurant. Shit literally looks like prison food slopped into that box. "Muh seasonings", dumb fuck, white people literally conquered the globe for salt and spices.

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>> No.13923898

>>13923849
literally anything

start with rosemary lemon garlic salt pepper cayenne

>> No.13923907

>>13923115

Literally running the best restaurants in the world...

Literally invented cooking and fine dining.

Literally invented food as we know it..

>> No.13923913

>>13923305
>Scandi food? It's pure trash.

Okay. I want to refute that. But I need something to compare it to..

Whats your ideal cuisine?

>> No.13923920

>>13923898
i'll try to sneak some of that in tonight, i can't put it in if they're looking otherwise they wont eat it
cant do any cayenne though they bitch if there's a few extra shakes of pepper because its "too spicy"