/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13920808
Southern countires in Europe are butthurt trash. By all means and in practice they are part of Africa mentally and population-wise, but by sheer luck they manage to stay part of Europe. What makes it worse is that these leeches have had great past (Rome, Greek, Spain etc) but are now literally subhuman trash countries with uppity attitude towards the rest of the continent.

>>13920883
cope

>>13920913
Pay debt, nigger

>>13920808
yes it's very annoying. i dont know what causes it either, i havent lived in italy since i was a kid but ive been there many times visiting family and i never got the impression that they would get assblasted about stuff like this. maybe its cause i'm a sicilian mutt

>>13920808
The internet is not real life Anon. I'm French but live not far from the border and my family is Italian and none of them give a fuck. On the internet you will always find autists arguing about every single possible thing, just not cooking. Just browse /v/ for a few minutes and you'll see that the internet is the place for autists to express themselves.

Indians are pretty bad. Any YouTube video showing how to make curry, every comment has 100+ replies from Indians using their full names saying that they used the wrong type of chickpeas

>>13920808
Spanish people are pretty high up there too. The paella assblast when sortedfood added chorizo to theirs in a video was a sight to behold.

>>13920883
>t. G*rmanigger

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>>13920883
Demographics are destiny. Egypt, Persia, India, Carthage, Ottomans, Greece, Rome. These all used to be great civilizations, then diversity and demographic replacement happened. Modern Egyptians aren't the same people that built the pyramids, same with Italians, they're not "Romans."

>>13920913
>not pictured; canada
hmmm it's almost like even in hockey memes you're afraid of talking shit

>>13920808
No, there isn't. Italians and people with "italian heritage" are fucking retards about this.

>>13920808
Spics give them a run for their money. But really every country does this, wops just happen to trigger autists more because they're really stubborn.

>>13920808
Since they stole noodles from China and that's their entire identify I can see why they'd be so butthurt. Fuck those dirty noodle niggers

I mean Italian dishes are extremely simple, if you substitute two of the six ingredients it's not really the same dish.

>>13921297
You mean

>Italy perfected noodles by turning them into pasta and therefore spaghetti

Good thing they didn’t copy bat soup

>>13920808
From my experience, all Europeans do this. Even Brits do it but not to the same extent as the Italians or French. The Internet is just full of autists, Anon.

>>13921886
yes and in britain its even funnier shit like how dare you but vinegar+brown sauce mix on your fish and chips instead of just vinegar. Or how dare you toast instead of fry your factory made potato scones. Or water in the mug before the tea bag? what the axool fook m8?

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>>13921620
noodles >>>> pasta
pasta is just pointless autistic shit with no actual purpose.
noodles have more surface area than pasta to soak up sauce, they cook faster, and can be made by hand. They're literally better in every practical way.

And everyone with a triple digit IQ knows that corona didn't come from bats, it was a CIA bioweapon

>>13923665
>>13921620
not to mention that literally every pasta is made out of the same soulless semolina flour. There's a reason lo mein tastes so much better than linguine can ever hope to

Just keep in mind they haven't been relevant since the Renaissance and Eye-talian food is all they have left

>>13920808
Europeans in general, desu.

1. a food exists
2. make a tiny tweak to it
3. for some reason it's now a "totally new dish", illusion of diversity

Example: sloppy joes, cock a vin, "the full english breakfast", etc

If you hypothetically opened up a sandwich store, the european one would make a new autistic soiname for every permutation of toppings, while the rest-of-the-world one would just say "sandwiches, pick your toppings"

>>13923686
The word “renaissance” itself is a French word, just how in English we use the French names of all Italian cities in place of the Italian versions. Italians confirmed for irrelevance