/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13909954
>Twice as much time and effort over just rolling a ball in your hand

I'll take a thousand

>>13909938
>not even double breaded

>>13909938
Why do that?

>>13909938
shame on you
shame

>>13910031
>>13910043
>>13910050

>>13910224
>pepto bottle in the background

Pure kino

post the thing

>>13910227
>publix chicken
dangerously based

>>13910535

>>13910535

>>13910547
kek

>>13910526
someone tells me what this is please

>>13910628
>no cheese
Are you sure this belongs here?

>>13910602
People who sit down when cooking should be shot.

>>13910641
Intestines. Presumably to be used for sausagecasings.

>>13910641
Sheep Casings,

>>13909931
Why did he use so much water
And therefore also use much more vinegar than he had to
Why did he pour oil on the bread while it was on the cutting board and not on the grill

These little wasteful habits are so fucking annoying to me.

>>13910644
The earth itself shakes when she walks.
She'd better sit.

>>13909954
imagine cleaning that cunt

>>13910705

>>13910535

>>13910824
That's disgusting.

>>13910605
>100% British
kek

>>13909946
footfags are disgusting

finally a good webm thread. no autist reposting the same 40 webms in a row

>>13910641
>>13910660
>>13910662
don't listen to these plebs, these are small intestines to be used in Greek kokoretsi / Turkish kokoreç

>>13911171
What makes you so sure that they're wrong and you're right?

>>13911202
Because I said so. Mind it.

>>13909946
>hey man good thinking to protect yourself from the virus!
>what virus?

>>13910545
I'm just amazed no one died in the filming of this video

>>13910748
source pls

>>13910605
What's going on here? A huge sale on meat?

>>13911171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riX_8nmt5QE

>>13911478
Staff had just put the on sale food , on the floor?
And then fucked off!

>>13911600
is this what those faggots that pay for "organic" food are like?
if you want minced meat justget the shit cuts since it's minced anyway, you'd never know the difference if they didnt tell you

>>13909946
at least he didn't rob the place, which is what i was expecting

>>13909929
Ouch, my eyes.

>>13910586
brutal

>>13909929
when you destroy the white pussy just right

>>13909954
>vegetarian food balls

>>13911980
could have done this faster and better with a knife

>>13909931
looks good, but i am afraid americans and influencers ruined advocado for me anon

>>13911980
>single purpose avocado scooping tool
Do Californians really?

>>13910582
>>13910586
Dont fuck with kreb

>>13911996
Yes
>>13912013
Yes

>>13910599
>Pita
Can we stop using this word
It means 5 different things depending on context

>>13911772

>>13912033

>>13912020

>>13910227
this would be great for curing weed

>>13912094

>>13910526
this job takes 3 years of education in denmark

>>13910558
korean bread looks so fucking good

>>13910532
Can I have those 40 seconds back

>>13912120

>>13910644
does anyone have the one where he is spirit like or what you want to call it

>>13909954
but rolling them is the fun part

>>13912099
my mother once bought these, they are absolutely terrible

>>13912140
they seem to have really figured their breakfeast treats out. how much would this cost me?

i have lost my jack folder, can someone sort me out?

>>13912176
US$ 5.00-9.25,And they use scissors for everything.

>>13912189
All I have, lost a 4G WebM folder.

>>13912196
my fucking god, who is this guy

>>13912206
thank you kind anon

>>13910545
Perfection

>>13912214
CrazyRussianHacker

Post the gif of pasi cooking eggs

>>13910628
>not just marinating them in the mix and then pan-searing
Enjoy your crustless chicken thighs.

>>13912214
I think its the crazy russian hacker

>>13912165
Herb scissors are legit, you just use them on, you know, herbs, and not fucking spring onions.

>>13910571
lol, how to take a simple task and make it 10 times harder

>>13910224
Yummy maggot balls

>>13910719
imagine not owning a dishwasher

>>13910232
why do they put sauce in it?

>>13912661
They like sauce?

>>13912439
i dont understand

>>13910662
what the fuck is the point in this? just wash the grapes in the bag with holes they sell them in. it's already closed.

>>13912518
feel free to do so, i prefer a knife.

>>13912677
Some people like toys?

>>13910605
NOOOOOOOOOO NOW THE AMERICANS WILL LAUGH AT US !!!!@

>>13912687
Have fun ripping herbs off of the plant using a knife.
If all you get is old dry shit from the grocery store, sure, hack away at it with your knife

>>13912537
i wonder how salmon and tuna taste when combined, nice technique anon

>>13911469
the Chinese feast

>>13912674
Not enough space for a proper middle line?

>>13910644
>he doesn't cook all his meals while sitting in front of his computer

Surely someone has a gif for making a fried egg sandwich?

>>13911686
that's a meat cuber/tenderizer. you don't make mince with it. I've never used one but it is a simple design and that one doesn't look much different than most. I think you're meant to use thinner cuts with it so that's why they had so much trouble getting it started. I see some models on google with "up to 1/2" cuts" right on the box. it doesn't look like you can adjust the width of the tool.

>>13912696
i have a sharp knife anon, dont be silly.

>>13912760
Sitting down while it simmers is one thing.
Sitting down while you do the actual work is degeneracy.

>>13912833
If you spent half as much on your clothes as you did on that knife maybe you wouldn't be a virgin

>>13912865
hey thats a peak performance shirt buster

>>13912833
Watch out! There's one of Those People behind you!

>>13912888
fucking hell didnt even see the little bugger, that was a close one

>>13912936
>>13912958
aah, Mexico!

>>13912936
>>13912958
>>13912979
quit it with these every fucking webm thread you post dumb mexican bullshit

webm threads make me very hungry, what does anon think about ordering fast food during the corona outbreak

>>13910530
ASMR heaven right there

>>13912657
Holy shit that compression
>garnish sausage with pine-nuts
Are you fucking kidding me.

>>13912407
Thats how its supposed to be

>>13911478
Group hug

>>13912985
seething

>>13910721
>this is why you cant buy a house

>>13910224
Im getting heart attack by even watching this

>>13910218
I have never heard of putting lemon wedges into a a whole chicken.

>>13910227
This would be better if it had the pump separate and just a valve on the lid.
I have a couple containers I use for coffee grounds where you put a pump on top of a valve to vacuum seal it.

>>13910538
I don't think I'll understand the novelty of doing this like this.
I'd rather just make an omelette with diced up sausage

>>13913733
That's pretty wholesome.

>>13910537
>until golden brown
you fucking what

>>13910705
>Why did he use so much water
So that when the eggs went in, the water stayed hot instead of being cooled by the eggs and having to reheat to come up to temp again.
This is the only way to cook them properly.

>>13912268
if you're going to use a knife like that why not just buy a meat cleaver instead

>>13910605
i'd stand behind them and just take the stuff out of their baskets while they're fighting over the display

>>13912268
>>13913990
My mother has a knife like that. It's apparently easier on her arthritis.

>>13912985
90% of these webms are posted in every thread. Why do you care only about those three?

>>13912657
>pomegranate molasses
>baked plastic bag
>pine nut garnish

>>13909929
what a badass

>>13909938
>Take one bite
>Put it down

>>13914088
they really aren't. the ones posted in most are eggfort, stupid mexican bags of chips, ja/ck/, that fat ugly fucking british woman, and that moustache guy making a big plate of slop and kissing a turkey leg. I hate most of that shit

>>13914361

>>13911980
Just use a fucking spoon for fucks sake.

>>13914207

>>13914406
what's with the oven bag shills lately

>>13910586
Is he ok?

>>13910545
>Michael J Fox makes a cooking video.

>>13914406
no way am I cooking my dinner in a plastic bag.

>>13914490
I was just about to say the same thing. It's really, really weird, I'd never heard of those things until today and all of a sudden there's multiple webms about them in one of /ck/'s most popular regular threads.

If you're gonna use a cook bag, use a paper one, it's basically the same price and guaranteed not to bomb your body with estrogen.

>>13914490
>what's with the oven bag shills lately
?

>>13914690
that looks dreadful why would you want ribs like that what the fuck.

>>13914686
>>13914490

>I'd never heard of those things until today

That's the point, found new content, same as all the CrazyRussianHacker WebM's.

OP

>>13910547
>the heavenly feel when your ballsack releases from itself

>>13914518
no :(

>>13911951
>>13911951
I want a plum gun

>>13910586
This nigga just fucked him up

>>13912099
>>13912099
To be fair it's called herb scissors

>>13909954
These things never actually work. All those videos are fake, they would have rolled them by hand.

>>13912537
>>13912537
Can I make some cured meat or fish using a vacuum sealer and a mixture of soysauce and spices?

>>13909929

>>13914976
To store yes, to make, no.
But I'm no expert...

>>13915054
I bet that only taste like yeast

>>13915007
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>>13910537
>mayo on white bread
HAD TO TURN IT OFF THERE, TOO SPICY FOR ME ALREADY!

>>13910538
That's how you make your breath stink for the rest of the day

>>13915093

>>13915129
>>13915007
dangerously based

>>13915129
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>>13910582
>>13910586
Eat boy, you need to get big and strong.

>>13915137

>>13912101
why

>>13909954
Fuck's sake, just grab a fistful and spoon them off.

>>13912003
>I can't like what Americans like
rent-free

>>13915129

>>13910582
Its like the flintstones, after hes done, the crab says, 'its a living!'

>>13910644
>that filename
Cheeky cunt

Can anyone post some of jack fucking stuff up? I dont ever save them and I'm trying to show a friend how dumb he is

>>13912142
>>3385946

>>13915454
>the fire at the end
top kek

>>13915501
I'm a retard who doesn't know how to cross-board link.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586682978258.webm

>>13909938
do americans really?

>>13915682
literally the only based webm ITT

OP is a faggot

>>13915710
reminder to tune in for the cup in 2 weeks

>>13915497
based

>>13910547
Why the fuck is this happening? It's clearly got flour in it shouldnt that stop the sticking

>>13912657
Timmy, it's 4pm, time for your estrogen sausages and pine nuts!

>>13910538
Do japanese chopsticks work?

>>13915497
you can just ask for them you know, you don't have to make up a story about having a friend

>>13912323
Love me some fried ravioli and Imo's Pizza.

>>13910824
Alright anon, who is she?

>>13912176
I ain't clicking that shit nigga. Islamic state video are disgusting

>>13912743
whoah

>>13915777
Probably using a very high hydration dough,

>>13910824
urgently need sauce on girl please

>>13912147
wow it's just like my animes

>>13910545
pure fucking kino

>>13910558
Where do I find BIG bread

>>13910599
So a grilled cheese with extra steps

>>13910595
Why do Koreans have this bizzare fascination with bits of bread covered in egg?

>>13910662
I fucking hate gadgets like this, just use a strainer ffs

>>13912099
It'd be faster if they just chop it.

>>13910218
>>Putting the butter and herbs on top of the skin instead of under it.

>>13909938
im gonna puke

>>13912688
i'm getting the bottle opener for my dad he has weak grip from a stroke and this would really help him day to day thanks anon

>>13912612
that is bearly fried, the outside is hardly even browned and yet still I bet the gummy inside is 5000 kelvin.

>>13914690
>yummy! ribs with no proper caramelizing or crispy bits

>>13915035
>that bun
WEAK!

>>13909938
Spam is meat?
Then WHY THE FUCK ISNT IT REFRIDGERATED

>>13910526
>>13910530
and people still ask why people are vegans

>>13912044
kek

>>13916816
its sealed in the can so it doesn't need refrigeration

>>13910595
>salsa
aaand you ruined it goddamnit.

>>13910641
the things they put in candy and sausages

>>13916816
You have to be 18 to post here, kid.

>>13915007
Fun fact, statistically at least 3 worms crawl into your penis per year.

>>13910644
i really want to know where he is inside his head
must have been a really adventure

>>13916841
I think that was strawberry jam
still ruined though

>>13916820
What do these videos have to do with going vegan?

>>13916933
its meateaters-food

>>13914490
its advertising

>>13912435
Those are actually pretty neat

>>13916791
bearly

>>13912439
What happens to the stragglers?

>>13909938
Why rings though? You could get the same thing cutting them like fries and wouldn't have to waste all that SPAM. People are fucking retarded.

>>13910218
The chicken skin looks so sad

>>13913733
Does anyone else think this kid moves way too adult-like in terms of dexterity? It's weirding me out.

>>13916816
There's a reason people used to kill each other over salt.

>>13912066
>"and when you're done, you can ram the tube up your ass using the tomato juice as lube!"

>>13916917
>Has never had a monte cristo
Pleb

>>13909946
new shoes do smell great

>>13917253
roommate is a machinist at a very polish shop in roman-catholic-industrial chicagoland. the runup to Paczki Day is a weeklong affair, and the strawberry-custard he brought me home may have been the richest pastry I've ever had. Happy Easter y'all be happy be healthy.

>>13917380
brought in by a coworker's wife, I ought to say.

>>13912979
>"never shit again with this one wacky trick! Plumbers hate this!"

>>13910618
this is just bread with goo on it

>>13910632
Just another day in slav land

>>13916553
>>13916553
I always do both.

>>13913779
Makes it taste good. If im not making stuffing I usually do celery, onion, a carrot, and a lemon

>>13912066
this one actually does what it advertises

>>13912147
Triptourgentcare.webm

>>13910622
Why not do them one at a time and time them instead of looking like an idiot and doing 3 at the same time with two retarded hands.

>>13910644
That's what I feel like in dreams sometimes

>>13911600
He should probably dice up the meat as much as possible then try to grind it.

>>13915441
underrated post

>>13916877
I'd bet money on this guy being high on ketamine.
The backwards leaning is a classic sign.

>>13912033
That's the name of the bread, retard

>>13912975
>dat filename
Holy shit when was jenkem the fad? 15 years ago?

>>13913420
>worldwide companies are pulling out of chinese markets.

>>13917645
Why?

>>13914271
Wouldn't you?

>>13910224
I had this shit at a bar once
Tasted great, could feel my arteries clogging and my heart failing as I ate them though

>>13916820
Pussy

>>13910224
Something something do Americans really?

>>13910526

Sausage casings?

>>13910586

Crab battle!

>>13912101
good bait

>>13917699
Lasagna for plebs

>>13909929
this dude works at the polynesian cultural center which is owned by the Mormons.

>>13911478
Everyone was tied together and someone fell.

>>13913029
And people get mad at Google for mistaking these things for gorillas

>>13910582
It's a living.

>>13917645
i love italian cuisine

>>13912094
dude weed lmao
dae smoke the cronic???

>>13913758
>>13917751
Not how food works. If you eat this and eat in moderation in general your arteries will be better off, so says all the empirical scientific data.

>>13916816
>beef jerky isn't actually beef

>>13909954
food balls, I'D RATHER JUST DIE

>>13915505
thank you anon

>>13917659
>According to a 1998 report in The New York Times, Fountain of Hope, a non-profit organization, said that jenkem was used by street children in Lusaka, Zambia, to obtain a "powerful high"

>>13918045
of course i do nerd

>>13914017
What people like >>13913990 fail to see is that a lot of the 'dumb unitaskers' and other wacky gadgets exist to help people with stuff like arthritis and other issues.

>>13918415
To be fair, the products are often advertised towards "normal people" rather than towards people with handicaps or medical issues.
And that's why the adverts have to try and make it look like a horrible chore to crack an egg or whatever.

>>13917699
that actually looks good. stop being such a fucking snob

>>13914406
>No water for cleaning
>Pan is covered in fucking sauce

>>13915035
>didn't even toast the buns

>>13918443
>make thing for niche market
>make ad to push it into mainstream market
It's econ 101.

>>13918491
I'm pretty sure that marketing a product for a particular audience gets you better sales overall than making it "general purpose."
If someone with arthritis is looking for a knife, how do they know this one will help them?
Besides the fact that people with motor problems finds them easier to use is probably just a happy collateral effect.

>>13910545
a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>13912435
I want this

>>13915726
Is it hard to make models for that? And has anyone made one of Jack?

>>13911327
underrated

>>13911980
>>13910881
Whenever I see an avocado in a video I immediately think they will impale their hands.

>>13915158
why is he naked?

>>13912918
>even undercooks his bacon
Jack will forever be the best sauce meme of /ck/

>>13917240
I have nothing against kids learning life skills early on, but yeah, you can tell this boy has done this way too many times before. I wonder how much time does he spends without adult supervision.

>>13916810
>>13918464
>make mammoth burger
>ok lets bake it in our grill
>not even a charcoal to impart some flavour
>dry ass bun
>heinz
wew

>>13915790
No, only superior Chinese Chopsticks work because.

>>13917043
frog is delicious, never had chicken feet because I am not poor.

>>13909938
typical amerifat breakfast

>>13911980
This is pretty good for restaurants. Fuck Cobb salad in the ass since I remember having to do it by hand a hundred times reach fucking day during rushes