/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Oh god here we go again

>>13909801
I waffle quite often, but nothing beats starting the 'borg with a hot dollar nachos.

Does taco bell pay you for this?

>>13909801
Eat shit and die fat faggot.

>>13909803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSlSaGcc0QM

>>13909834
Haha, somebody actually bought a Mexican Pizza earlier and made a thread about it for some reason. Somebody said that Indians apparently buy them but sub beans for the meat, to which someone replied, "why don't they just get a couple tostadas", and then someone else claimed that they don't sell tostadas. They sell tostadas, anon.

>>13909801
how are you not dead yet? how much do you weigh?

>>13909928
I'm relatively worldly, which means I've spent time in Rhode Island. What surprises me most is that you can buy stuffies practically anywhere in the country - though they just call them, "stuffed clams". I'd drive out to San Francisco to try to reconnect with my fifth grade crush if they had a place that sold $1.50 hot wieners.

>>13909957
What are they stuffed with?

>>13909957
As always, you should keep the go-bag type stuff on the side of the table in case shit hits the fan. I'm not paranoid, but Pascal kind of had a point if you completely ignore context.
>>13909969
These are pretty basic, and are mostly clam meat and bread crumbs, with bell peppers, celery, parsley and paprika. RI has a large Portuguese population, so sometimes they also include chorizo.

>>13909801
If you are NOT getting paid by some evil corporation to entice people to live like degenerates, and to make them think that alcohol, fast food, and hedonism are "cool", if this is really just your regular friday afternoon, then frankly you should just kill yourself. Because your life must be dog shit otherwise.

>>13909986
I just reordered my same 5 modded dollar burritos as last time, along with the nachos and spicy tostada. It's not too interesting to look at, but it's okay in the mouth.
>>13909988
I enjoy myself.

>>13909995
You know I used to like you anon, then I started to hate like everyone else. Now I really don't give a shit. What has happened is me wanting Taco Bell more often.
They just remodeled my local Bell but I haven't been yet. Maybe I will go someday.

Thanks for reading my blog

>>13909995
Picked up three handles tonight, which I think is the right amount to get one out of the house a healthy amount, considering the current situation. Kind of wish I didn't buy so many burritos, as I really want to get into that jar of pickled herring.
>>13910003
Do you go to those threads about how the architecture has changed since the 90's? That's propaganda, and makes no difference if you only get drive though after the sun's gone down like a normal person.

>>13909801
dude this stuff is so fucking unhealthy....you must be fat as fuck man

three handles of "vodka" (if you read the label it literally say "neutral spririts derived from grain") holy fuck

>>13910018
No I don't complain about the architecture as I like to go inside and order from the kiosk so the wagies can't fuck up the order.
My local TB was really old and needed a facelift so I don't mind how it was remodeled.
Fuck I really want some Taco Bell now but mine is closed

>>13910041
fuck you you stupid shill, those new buildings SUCK

>>13910054
Eat shit faggot

Where's the awful looking undercooked burger on sesame street plate?

>>13910071
dude you're not supposed to talk about that, his brother killed himself like a year and a half ago and that plate was the last thing he gave him

how many DUIs you sitting on rn? How many more before they nab your license?

>>13910018
Had some rye whiskey with my nachos tonight. This Pikesville is pretty good; would recommend. I can obviously get real food whenever I want despite the "crisis", but I've still felt a compulsion to eat a lot more pickles than usual simply because of all the prepping hysteria. I like these Canadian Bubbies, but every time I buy them I'm like, "these things are cloudy as fuck, are they spoiled?" And then I take a second look at the lid and it literally says, "something, something, cloudy".
>>13910071
>>13910080
;_;

>>13909942
bout two fiddy

>>13910105
I used to be that guy everyone always knew they could bum a smoke from, because I didn't go anywhere if there was any chance I'd run out of reds. Of course I never got them back, because I was never out, but it's okay. On the other hand, sometimes I run out of vodka while it's still light out and have to resort to pulling a bottle off the whiskey cart to get me through the day, which is always a little hard. Today I went with Belle Meade. What's your go-to whiskey to tide you over until vodka time?

>>13910153
I picked up this "Tocino" spam a couple weeks ago and still have no idea what tocino is - and they've only had Turkey for the past week and a half. I've been determined to make musubi so I got some nori, and I will make musubi. I'm also going to eat those fucking Vienna Sausages one of these days...

>>13910173
>making spam musubi with tocino-flavoured spam
I call it, the Pacific War.

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>>13910173
Of course the first thing I did when I got home was throw a couple stuffies in the Breville.
>>13910182
After a brief drunken google search I'm still not sure if Tocino is Spanish or Filipino.

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>>13910245
Apparently they're from MA, so not really the real deal; RI just doesn't export its white trash culinary traditions, I guess.
>>13910201
>>13910253
If they sent me that fancy Xbox you damn well would have heard about it.

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>>13910270
I was also going to make some Japanese curry, but they'd already put the potatoes to sleep.

>>13910201
>>13910253
>>13910269
>>13910295

>>13910299
Still a decent amount of clam for some off-brand Masshole schlock. Could use some prepared horseradish or Tabasco.
>>13910309
This chart honestly kind of triggers my aspergers.

>>13910326
Fat fucking faggot, Choke to death on your shitty chalupa

>>13910105
>>13910080

>>13910333
>choke to death on your shitty chalupa
Haha, those are stuffed clams, silly.

>>13909988
>really just your regular friday afternoon
What do you do on Friday night when you're stuck at home?

>>13909801
for good measure

>>13909801
Your liquor choices are getting better fren. Keep up the great work.

>>13911620
The stuffies weren't bad, but I've yet to find anything that fills the void left by the lack of the burger.

reminder

>>13912458
Damn that burger looks good.

OP is a fat tub of shit

>>13912470
Why do you keep posting this? Do you think you're a super sleuth for figuring out that the guy who lives on vodka and fastfood is in bad shape?
Nobody gives a shit, man.

>>13909801
dumb fat faggot fuck

>>13912470
OH NO NO NO

>>13912478
If you look at all the OC threads up right now OP probably has the best diet on /ck/.

>>13912562

fuck you my chicken and asparagus looks good faggit

>>13912563
Sickly sweet chicken thighs with 5 asparagus and no sides. Pretty unbalanced, anon.

>>13909801
what game is that? looks like a jrpg.

>>13912576

>needs carbs

sounds american

>>13912581
High protein keto shit is about as stupidly American as it gets.

>>13912579
A Death Proof JRPG sounds amazing.

>>13909801
HAIL OP!

WE LIKE YOU!

>>13909861
BETTER VERSION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohFGOmcxuo

>>13909861
ok both rock

Best song of all time, anons??

>>13912470
:(

>>13912701
haha

>>13912197
>tfw you open up the first of 5 burritos and it's un-grilled
>>13912579
Rune Factory 4. It's what Harvest Moon turned into.

>>13909801
Based Taco Bell poster

>>13909801
Dang, how much do u lift to need that much tacobell? must bench 250 pounds or somethin

>>13913819
Still a decent burrito (Loaded Taco Burrito add jalapenos, onions, red sauce). They put a big handful of lettuce right in the middle, which was nice of them. I'm starting to think this current menu is going to be the menu until things blow over, which I don't really mind. I'd rather $1 grande burritos over nacho fries, for what it's worth.
>>13913851
>must bench 250 pounds or somethin
I only lift weights standing up, like a man.

>>13913870
Are you fat? You seem sophisticated and chill, but /ck/ hates you and calls you a lardass sperg.

OPA how many times a week do you eat taco bell. And do you ever frequent other fast food places?

who or what is this little guy

>>13913899
>you seem sophisticated and chill

>>13913899
>are you fat?

>>13914019
clearly the white things are taco bell wrappers and you cant really make out a human in that reflection

>>13914022
Correct, fat and overly obese people aren't human.

>>13914029
foking racist anon

>>13909957
Go to Costco, you silly

>>13914029
no

>>13914029
obsessed

>>13914042
Calling someone fat isn't racist.

Now, calling them an attention whoring white trash piece of shit that I wish would kill themselves with a rust utensil might be.

>>13914054
obese

>>13914072
dark obsession

>>13914067
stfu anti-white.

>>13914078
always thinking about dark dicks aren't you

>>13914090
lol self hating cracker

>>13914105
secret obsession

>>13914078
>>13914116
the power of obesity

>>13914148
the power of obsession

>>13914029
rekt lol

>>13914022
OP your damage control is weak af

>>13909995
I like your toothpick holder

>>13914019
You're fucking obsessed with posting that shit. I remember the thread where this first happened and it was like months ago.
What's wrong with YOU??

>inb4 you imply I'm OP for the billionth fucking time

Look at what this thread became because of some dumb ass who thinks hes doxxing someone by posting a blurry reflection.
That retard had this saved on his computer btw.

>>13913870
Decided to just grill the next burrito myself.
>>13913991
Hup. He's a paladin and uchi uchi thirsty.

>>13914655
Haha, out of work almost a month now and finally getting bored enough to actually start cooking at home.
>>13914043
Hot wieners are specifically a Rhode Island thing; they don't sell them at Costco.

>>13914699
Nice.

>>13909801
I see that Rune Factory 4 Anon.
Clorica is best girl.

>>13914790
Home grilled is actually really good, real hot and crisp. Would recommend.
>>13914810
>clorica is best girl
I thought I was the only one.

>>13914821
You're alright OP. Be safe out there.

>>13914821
>>13914821
your hairs are falling out

you are stressed anon

>>13912470
Hahahahahaha

>>13914821
Haven't you keeled over yet you fat piece of whale shit?

>>13909801
Is that a mexican pizza? is it even good?

>>13914911
No it sucks. I'm just fat enough to get it even though I'm not hungry but yet I enjoy coming home to an empty house and performing for you guys.

>>13913870
>I only lift weights standing up
If it isn't an upper body workout, it's irrelevant. Post squat anyways.

>>13914584
>>13914572
It's not going away you fat tub of shit, it will follow you to your grave.

>>13912470
I thought it was agreed upon the item reflected on the bottle is clearly a paper bag a couple inches away and OP is a few more feet back.

>>13915261
You wish it was that easy fat faggot. Wrong.

>>13915261
Sorry that your shill threads are tainted but this is getting pathetic fatty boom boom.

wew these threads getting cringe af tbqh

>>13915309
OP here. KYS nazi. I'm happy in who and what I am.

>>13915346
A fat queer? Nobody else is happy with you.

Honestly what a fucking tragedy it must be, to be queer and to also be unattractive and a fat tub of lard. The only gays anybody likes are the very attractive ones. When you're fat and ugly PLUS gay, holy shit, you just look like a creepy degenerate.

What is this thread? Is this shit just a taco bell advertisement? Is it like a general thread for you to directly talk to /ck/? Either way, I hope you're getting enough exercise, OP. And not drinking so much. You gotta be careful with that shit man, it catches up to you quick.

>>13915422
>And not drinking so much. You gotta be careful with that shit man, it catches up to you quick.

>>13915426
What, are you going to transition here into saying that drinking too much is somehow good for you and has no negative effects? How the hell could you have even conceived that posting this was a good idea?

>>13915430
its not that bad for you anon, everyone handles alcohol differently

>>13915433
No, dude. Drinking too much is bad for you both in the short term and the long term. Drunk driving is one of the leading causes of deaths on roads, as just a random example, and alcoholism is a hell that any alcoholic will tell you is nearly inescapable.

>>13909801
You da man OP never change , love the threads

>>13915439
driving drunk is a relative term though, some people drive better when drunk

Niggas be hating on OP but dont even got enough $$ to afford groceries in this fashion...YOU BROKE AND YOU MAD

>>13915445
>some people drive better when drunk
This is true.