/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wow these are fucking delicious

>seasoning improves food
ya don't fuckin' say...

>>13895684

Put some salt and horseradish on them and they're great.

>>13895684
Wow your palate is ruined by lifetime of overstimulation by artificially created flavors and addiction-inducing lab-engineered chemical combinations.

>>13895684
hardboiled eggs in general are gross

>>13895701
dude someone puked on your eggs

>>13896178
you must live a simple life

Deviled Eggs from Julia Child:
* For 2 dozen eggs, cut the eggs in half lengthwise with a sharp knife dipped in cold water, then puree the yolks through a sieve or food mill into a bowl. Blend in 1/4 cup of mayonnaise, 4 tablespoons of soft butter, 2 tablespoons of chopped sweet pickle or piccalilli, and salt and freshly ground pepper to taste. The whites are quick and easy to fill using a pastry bag with fluted tube. Decorate with parsley or a bit of red pimiento.
* A few of many other stuffing ideas: After sieving the yolks and blending in mayonnaise, soft butter, salt, and pepper, blend in:
* Fresh herbs: Such as minced parsley and/or chives or tarragon to taste, or
* Mushroom duxelles: Minced mushrooms Sauteed with herbs and shallots, or
* Asparagus tips: blanched, warmed in butter and shallots, and finely minced, or
* Lobster, crab, or shrimp: sauteed in butter and shallots, and finely chopped, or Curried onions: minced onions sauteed in butter with a good pinch of curry powder.

>>13896254
the butter addition is fucking genius btw

>>13896178
imagine being angry at someone for not liking sulphur flavored jello balls.

>>13895684
Boiled eggs with a bit of salt are divine.

salt, pepper, mayo, mustard, egg yolk for the center
then put paprika on-top when you're done

>eggs

>>13895684
fucking delicious

BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE FARTS

>>13895735
white people baka...

>>13896261
nice olive oil is also great

>>13896310
you can always tell the people who don’t know how to cook eggs...this is the brainlet’s default response

>>13896264
>sulphur flavored

see what I mean?

>>13896264
>sulphur flavored
Maybe don't boil them for 15 minutes then retard

>>13896422
eggs always taste like farts, retard. you can literally walk past by the egg shelf in the super market and it's gonna reek of farts. you just have a natural tolerance towards the smell of sulphur because it reminds you of your fat mom's breath.

>>13896453
Agreed. Fuck eggs.

>>13896261
It’s Julia Child, what did you expect?

>>13896147
>may be used for Passover
I don't see any infant blood though

Tried to get some eggs today.
>first considered Walmart, but I figured they'd be cleaned out of eggs and they're on the other side of town of everything else
>Tried going to Albertsons
>all the eggs are gone except for 3 cases with busted eggs
>Tried going to Smiths
>Had to wait in line outside of the store for 10 minutes
>Couldn't even find where the eggs were supposed to be in this store since I only come to Smiths for Bakery shit
So this is what a recession feels like, Having to try so hard to get something so basic and coming home empty handed more often than not. If we're gonna live like dirty commies from this point at least give us social healthcare so my mom who's walking around her home with a makeshift cast can actually get some help, god damnit.

>>13896453
>you can literally walk past by the egg shelf in the super market and it's gonna reek of farts
At what kind of place are you shopping where they sell eggs without shells?

>>13896240
thats literally all i want

>>13896453

>take an egg
>ruin the best part about it by hard boiling
>call it good
nope

>>13896453
YOU
ARE
COOKING
EGGS
WRONG
YOU
RETARDED
FAGGOT