/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13894479
I can just picture you squeezing out huge vinegary turds

It's cannolo

>>13894479
Italy is ded

>>13894479
>i cant get delicious wop pastries because of this stupid virus

>>13894479
That's not a cannoli. That's a pig disgusting amerifat olive garden sugar brick.

cannolis look really good but also really gay

>>13894749
It's seems our superiority has led to some complications

>getting pastries delivered to my place thanks to the virus
got these yesterday and ate the cannolo with pistachio cream, then ate the babà today.

>>13894754
This image reeks of serial killer.

>>13894753
>some complications
Mainly diabetes and heart disease.

>>13894768
Seethe

>>13894479
>yum
I started hating the word "yum" when I saw someone unironically say "Omega 3 fatty acids, yum"

>>13894830
>Omega 3 fatty acids
God, yes

>>13894749
looks like a cannoli to me m8. not sure why you're getting so bent out of shape

Looks American as fuck

>>13894479

>not eating the superior cartocci

why even live?

Every time I eat a cannoli I'm reminded how much I don't like cannoli. It looks delicious but something about it is underwhelming.

>>13894925

this looks very wrong

>>13894925
Which end is the head?

>>13894879
Then you don't know what a proper cannoli looks like.

>>13894760
yeah pastries and table, strong ted bundy vibe here

>>13894754
Those look nice!
Agree with others
Something about it all triggers the fight or flight response.

>>13894944
You need to get one made by an actual Italian. Supermarket cannolis are garbage.

>>13894485
why would this cause vinegary shits? better question: why haven't you committed suicide yet?

>>13895160
feel free to show us what a real cannoli looks like

>>13895435
Smaller than that giant piece of shit, probably like half the size. No fucking chips ahoy bullshit. No powdered sugar dumped all over to make it disgustingly sweet enough for amerifats to accept it. And there's no way to tell without tasting, but I assume the filling in the OP has an ungodly amount of sugar in it too. It's a fucking mcdonalds "cannoli." Will knowing this change your mind? No. You're fat and you will still consume that garbage by the dozen with glee until the day you die of diabetes, which I can only pray is mercifully soon.

>>13894479
What does it taste like the filling looks like raw chocolate chip cookie dough

>>13895013
can you not see its pained squished face? this looks like it was made of ghosts

>>13895513
Don't pop a blood vessel u flaming faggot

>>13894479
eyyyy maddon dat shit lookz fucking delicioso ova heah

>>13895513
SEETHING

>>13894479
>>13895671
OH, I GO OVA TO MIKE'S PASTRY ON HANOVER STREET AN GET A DOZEN VARIOUS CANOLLIS! BADA BING BADA BOOM

>>13894523
No.

>>13895733
Dial it back there friend, Mike's is fucking delicious.

>>13896037
Don't I know it breh. I was introduced to Mike's when I was visiting friends in Boston last fall. The crowed was fucking ridiculous but totally worth the wait.

>>13896089
It's beyond ridiculous on the weekends and in the summer, but go during the week during the day and there's really no line. If Mike's is too crowded hit up Modern across the street or Bova's, they're open 24/7.

>>13894925
is this cannoli with foreskin?

>be italian pastry chef
>owners of the shop where I work don't want to bother with deliveries while literally every single other bar is trying

I'll be unemployed in two or three months

>>13896098
I'll keep that in mind, I heard Modern has some great macaroons. Thanks m8!

>>13896141
Totes, you really can't go wrong in the North End. Except for la famiglia spagnuolo. Never, ever, let anyone take you there.

>>13895733

>>13895425
It's tough to choose how to do it. There are so many good ideas, and you can only do it once. I can't even decide how painful I want it to be.

>>13894749
> pig disgusting amerifat olive garden sugar brick.
Olive Garden doesn't serve cannolis.

>>13894749
Looks like an authentic and well prepared cannolo thb mate. Maybe a bit oversized, but judging from pic only, both the dough and the cream look good..

>>13895513
Aside from the size you don't have any good point.
Chocolate chip is an extremely popular variant, the cream has to have a lot of sugar, what the fuck are you gonna eat otherwise, ricotta ?

Powered sugar is also acceptable (suggested),as in any fried hard dough of that kind (like Angel wings) it "cuts" a little bit the fried taste and make it less heavy

>>13895671
There must be something poisonous in american genes or food to trasform pic in that pile of garbage

>>13894479
can someone shop a dog, or a cat on that doggoli?

>>13898336
I can, I'm a photoshop expert, but I'm really high rn and craving 711 delivery so I'll do that instead

>>13894749
>see authentic italian cuisine
>DO AMERICANS REALLY

>>13898552
what are you getting?

>>13894479
black nail polish is hot

>>13894479
Imagine how good it would feel if you plug it in your asshole

>>13898668
I just got a pepperoni pizza from little caesars and a case of PBR for me and my roomies

Im felling pretty tired though but its only 10pm and I woke up 6 hours ago

>>13895671
Ay tone, look at that. It looks like an ad for a fucking weight loss center. Before and waaay before.

>>13898320
Wasn't this guy fat some years ago?

>>13894925
mm sugar grubs

>>13894479
Saw pistachio canoli on sale at the Safeway bakery the other day and thought during Coronachan when would I have another chance to eat canolo? Instant regret. It was disgusting. But hey it was a dollar per so I guess it wasn't the end of the world?

>>13896023
Are sure about that?

>>13894754
nice br-Aaaaaaaa a AAAGGG FDONT KILL ME