/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13890078
>blanche

lol pretentious faggot

>>13890090
Fuck you nigger it was a typo

your mom gave me her tongue as a base last night m8

>>13890097
>blanch

lol pretentious faggot go have ur little cutsy little faggot dinner parties some where else you pathetic failure of a home cook, professional chefs laugh at you when you use cooking terms to try to sound like you know what youre talking about

Have you tried asking on Reddit?

>>13890108
which word would you use to replace 'blanch', Chef Faggot?

>>13890108
What word would you use to describe the process of putting food in boiling water briefly and then putting it in ice water to stop it from cooking?

>>13890111
I'm not a redditor

>>13890108
What term would you have used instead

>>13890111
>>13890114
Boil, then ice, just like gordan ramsey says

Reminds me of this episode of guys grocery games where this white guy was being all pretentious saying shit like YOU GOTTA EMULSIFY IT ON HIGH FOR 42 SECONDS EXACTLY AND THEN AFTER ITS SOU VIDE YOU GOTTA BLANCH IT QUICKLY OR ITS GONNA LOSE ITS TEXTURE

and his opponent some thai lady legit said U GOTTA STIR FRY VERY FAST AND HARD VERY DELICIOUS

thai lady one

>>13890137
won*

>>13890137
That's three words instead of one you stupid faggot.

>>13890111
fag

>>13890142
umad, just because you use big words doesnt make you a good cook, just good the god damn food and stop being a faggot

>>13890148
Go back to your fast food thread nigger

>>13890148
>blanch
>big word
Go back and finish the fucking school, negro.

>>13890158
>>13890161
awwww boo-hoo did i pinch a nerve? go cook a dinner party and drink shitty wine from walmart you pretentious niggers

>>13890164
>wojakposter
It writes itself

Nigga

>>13890078
There's a taco place I go to sometimes that offers tongue. I don't think they bother tho peel the skin off. The just have the tongue diced up skin and all.

>>13890090
Get your meds adjusted

>>13890275
I want to keep it in pretty big chunks, and I feel like the skin would be a bit offputting in that situation

>>13890078
Why have someone lick your ass when you can get a fresh cow tongue to do it for you?

>>13891058
I'll lick your sweaty asshole if you can figure out how to peel the skin off a cow tongue without heavy cooking or loss of meat

>>13890078
just boil it like 2 or 3 hours till tender, than wait for it to be cool enough to handle, peel off the goddamned skin, it's thick in the top center and thinner around the edges and sides, it comes off easily

>>13890113
parboil
>>13891080
What do you mean without heavy cooking. What are you gonna use it for?
It's not a delicate cut that you can just fry on a skillet and eat, it toughens up significantly (a bunch for you retarded nigger level education faggots), when you begin to cook it, it only softens down around the 2 hour mark.

>>13891295
I just don't want to have to boil it for 2 hours to get the skin off, because I'm going to be putting it into chili and cooking it for another 4 hours and don't want it turning into mush

>>13891330
ah then just cook for like 20 minutes and peel the skin off, it's not too difficult but you might have to cut a little here and there, try to do it as hot as possible since it won't be fully cooked and will want to stick to the meat, it should be easy enough, then continue to chop and make your chili

>>13891512
Alright, thanks anon

>>13890137
what the fuck did I just read

>>13891279
>this!
there is no fucking way it will turn into mush, even if you boil it for hours on end...
have you had tongue before?