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Colonel S. here. Shortly back from the afterlife just to ask: Why did you abandon me?

>> No.13890313

You sold out.

>> No.13890316

Nigga we ain't abandon you, your company did

>> No.13890405 [DELETED] 

>>13890313
>>13890316
I've been dead for awhile...they don't allow niggers in my restaurants do they?

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>>13890405

kek

>> No.13890419 [DELETED] 

>>13890280
Colonel, your restaurants are full of niggers these days. It's so bad that decent white folk can't even go in and get a piece of chicken amymore.

>> No.13890437

>>13890280
Because the KFC in my town closed.
Then the KFC in the town over closed.
YOU abandoned ME, Colonel.

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>>13890280
Believe me, you are not forgotten. The elevens make dating sims about you.

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>>13890280
KFC's chicken used to be great when I was younger, now it's so bad I won't even touch it. There's one a 10 minute walk or so from my house, but I will literally choose to drive into a straight up hazardous part of North Memphis for chicken rather than eat there, because I know the black dudes at my favorite local chicken joint do a way better job than the Mexicans at my KFC ever could.

I feel like when white people have to drive into "the hood" just to get themselves some chicken, because it's reverted to being the only good spot, your franchise has failed.

>> No.13890633

>>13890280
>raise chicken prices
>lower chicken quality
>do this for everything else too
Some people just want to watch good things disappear

>> No.13890651 [DELETED] 

>>13890571
>american thinks he's white

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>>13890633
Yeah, it was a real travesty when the KFC farms started making lower quality chickens and charging more for them.

>> No.13890679

>>13890280
The KFC near me is staffed by the most absolutely retarded ditch niggers imaginable. I cannot order anything without having to watch the gears in their brain grind to a halt staring at their cash register before they eventually ask the middle aged Guatemalan woman handling the drive through orders to help them push two buttons.

>> No.13890680

>>13890651
This isn't 2016, dude. Nobody gets worked up over muttposting anymore.

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By god, the colonel was right.
Niggers will win, eventually.

>> No.13890713

>>13890667
Are you a third-worlder or just fucking retarded?
It’s pretty obvious how capitalist businesses raise prices while lowering quality to widen the price margin, only a legitimate child would need an in-depth explanation, I would recommend killing yourself before you spread your retardation to others.

>> No.13890723

>>13890280
Do you ever travel, sir? People still love you outside of 'Murica.

Our country loves your chicken so much there's practically a market for seasoned breading flour because of it. Heck, McDonalds literally had to make their own fried chicken to woo folks because the fowl power was too strong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A13XRbb2rqY

>> No.13890748

>>13890680
No one got worked up about in 2016 either, it was just a shareblue slide tactic. The people who still post it kinda wear it like a brand that they're mental midgets, good for filtering.

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>>13890405
I have some bad news Colonel

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>>13890280
The media did a pretty nasty hit piece on you.

>> No.13891065 [DELETED] 

>>13890748
shitskin hands wrote this post

>> No.13891069

>>13890280
Your chicken really went to shit in the late 90s and had been shit for like 20 years.

>> No.13891176

Sanders was well aware they fucked his legacy up and even when alive would throw tirades in the middle of a store.

>> No.13891268

>>13890280
I want to fuck Colonel Sanders in his tight man pussy and cum on his beady little eyes

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>>13890748
Nah, people got really mad about it back in the day on /int/. Maybe they still are these days, dunno (I got sick of all the flag boards except /sp/), but at least back then, it and "WHY DO AMERICANS..." basically guaranteed that any thread with them as OP would either get locked or make it past 200 posts.

It honestly was a little funny how mad even my own fellow burgers got at randos online undermining their whiteness.

>> No.13891285

>>13890280
who is that faggot?

>> No.13891287 [DELETED] 

>>13890280
Too many niggers loiter your establishment Mr Colonel Sir. Now shitskins and rapist pajeets work your kitchens too ergo I won’t touch your nigger chicken.

>> No.13891328

>>13890713
You don't bother to think things out very much do you, retarded lefty? In what fucking way is Yum brand foods lowering the quality of their chickens? Do you really think KFC produces their own chickens, controlling the price and condition of poultry?

Dumb fuck.

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for me, its norm

>> No.13891354

>>13891339
don't laugh at that

>> No.13891374

>>13890280
Popeyes opened

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>>13891328
I'm not that anon, but the chicken could've degraded in quality for a number of other reasons. He didn't say they were raising chickens in-house or anything, just that they were selling shittier chicken at higher prices. I don't really care enough about this to look into if there was a price hike, I've only eaten at a KFC once and it was nasty, but maybe Yum! brand foods just started buying chicken from a cheaper vendor.

Like I said, I don't even care enough to do any research, since KFC is ass, but I feel this is a reasonable thing to assoom about.

>> No.13892584

>>13891404
that -oomer pic is literally me unfortunatel

>> No.13892589

>>13892584
So I assumed.

>> No.13893232

>>13891328
>lower quality of breading
>lower amount/quality of seasoning
>buy cheaper chickens
>lower quality of oil
>raise prices anyways
I’m not even a lefty you daft cunt, every fast food chain in america has done every last thing they can to widen their profit margins even by a few pennies. If they aren’t increasing the profit margins, it’s only because they’re creating competitive prices to get more people in the door, because by that point most people will at some point by the higher-profit-margin shit.
You have absolutely no idea how businesses work and you’re absolutely fucking retarded, enjoy being poor the rest of your life, dipshit

>> No.13893274

>>13893232
the only reason they changedtheir breading was because they wanted to be kosher.

>> No.13893364

>>13893232
Way to move the goalposts and change the argument.

Ever since everyone stopped using partially-hydrogenated, almost every kitchen uses essentially the same soy oil regardless of brand from regardless of distributor. It's just the fucking go-to and no one has switched/cheapened.

As for chickens, a lot of people don't have a choice. Restaurants get to often only have two viable distributors to choose from, I've seen just one that can service them in some instances, so they can't just go chicken shopping. They just buy whatever US Foods, Reinhardt, or whoever their normal guy is and deal with it.

>> No.13893368

>>13893364
canola oil*

Fucking hell, what is wrong with me.

>> No.13893381

>>13890280
That is the pinkest snow nigger I've ever seen

>> No.13893385

>>13890280
i never stopped believing

>> No.13893387

>>13890280
Your wife's restaurant has the worst catering service ever. Fucking chewiest chicken tenders on the face of the planet.

>> No.13893883

>sell company to the jews
>mashed potatoes turn into wallpaper paste