/ck/ - Food & Cooking

chocolate cheesecake swirl > POWER GAP >>>>> every other kind of cake

>>13888042
imagine eating rye like some colored person

>>13888042

Marbled rye is trash. It's cheap rye bread that caramel syrup coloring is swirled through.

>>13888116
traditionally, cocoa is used for the visual gimmick

The first time I made it, I learned the hard way whole grain flours need to soak for a bit before kneading. I was in a hurry the night before a trip when a stage 5 clinger showed up early

>>13888162
shut the fuck up tranny

>>13888042
Idk, while I agree rye is top tier, ciabatta and sourdough are very close to the top as well. No where near a large power gap as you've implied.

>>13888169
No, I'm pretty cis, but I'd likely get misgendered if I went out with a mask. Haven't needed to since March 9th but I will need to soon and must decide whether to go into a store myself or pay a gig worker to move some produce out of a store.

>>13888195
I went to the grocery store without a mask and I'm fine. So is everyone else in the house. The news likes to blow things out of proportion sometimes.

>>13888213
It can take up to two weeks for you to develop symptoms, meanwhile you are infectious for that entire stealth period.

>>13888218
I literally did the same thing two weeks ago and everyone in the house is fine.

That's not rye bread, that's wheat bread with a gram of rye flour and some caraway seeds.

>>13888195
what the fuck am i reading

>>13888233
I get "ma'am"'d sometimes because I have an efficient build and long hair (usually in a bun when not home because it's rude to be shedding everywhere)

With my jaw covered, I would appear more ambiguous.

>>13888223
the epidemic has spread exponentially since then

>>13888252
>efficient build
Is that code for something?

>>13888258
Okay, you choose to live in fear. I won't.

>>13888266
Do you also burn and cut your hands every time you cook?

>>13888266
>Okay, you choose to live in fear. I won't.
That's true. But, not only won't you live, you're also consigning to death all those close to you who you'll spread it to while asymptomatic

>>13888359
Says you. I'll live my life as I see fit. If you want to live in constant fear cause the t.v told you to, then by all means do so.

>>13888042
>Americans buy """bread""" that literally looks and eats like cake
I guess the fake Marie Antoinette quote would finally make sense with you degenerates.

This is rye bread you faggots. Non-wholemeal rye bread is jewish trickery. Rye bread is also never leavened with yeast.

>>13889297
Sourdough is godtier and makes every bread better. The picture you posted looks dense as fuck, its probably bland too.

>>13889433
Fuck sourdough and fuck you.

no you fucking neanderthals, THIS is rye bread

>>13889462
This does not contain sugar/HFCS most likely, so its not fit for American people's consumption. Americans have a much higher metabolism because of the constant threat of police violence, mass shootings or feral niggers.

>>13889511
do amerilards really put sugar in fucking everything? SUGAR HAS NO PLACE IN BREAD

>>13889529
sugar is food for yeast, makes the bread rise better, but the amount in store bought stuff is just wrong, bread shouldn't be sweet like that.

>>13889529
they do. A lot of it too. Its alread pretty much purified carbohydrates (refined wheat flour) and then they add lik 6-10 percent of sugar to it as well. Its pure sugar basically.

>>13889596
>>13889651
we need to wall off all of america. contain it.

>>13889689
We should glass it.

>>13888042
Not eating pleb grains > POWAH GAAPP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eating bread

>>13889529
Yes it does you fucking idiot. Just not in large amounts. Go enjoy your brick bread.

>>13889714
Do not reply to (presumably) Australian posters

>>13889529
Actual american here and I can confirm, the bread we can buy in your average store is pretty much toast, very sweet, even the presumably "healthy" options contain unnecessarily high sugar.
Its rare to find actual bread here, and then its sold at a premium because its an artisinal loaf. So what I do is simply bake my own.

>>13888213
>The news likes to blow things out of proportion sometimes.

It's a libtard hoax and they're just using it to hurt Trump.

>>13889297
>Rye bread is also never leavened with yeast.

Sourdough starter is yeast you monumental faglord.

>>13890058
Shut up incel, seriously, its nauseating.

>>13889529
my basic white bread recipe has 1/2 cup white sugar in it and you can't even taste it. idk what the whole "dude american sugar cake bread!" meme is all about

>>13889529
>do amerilards really put sugar in fucking everything?

We tried to pass a soda tax here in Atlanta and the people tried to call the tax racist so it got defeated. fwiw, i'm for free choice. let the fattys kill themselves if they want.

>>13890060
I think the bread he posted literally contains none.

>>13890064
>i'm so used to eating cake for bread that i can't imagine anyone else being able to tell the difference

>>13890064
Half a cup? Are you kidding me? Its already refined wheat flour, it is sugar, are you trying to make cookies?
>>13890066
The problem is this inflationary use of sugar doesnt just hurt "the fatties" but everyone.

>>13890076
>>13890085
you can't even taste it. i have a very refined palate and make all sorts of ethnic food.

Fuck specialty flours

>>13889433
That is not a faggy sourdough its a real wholegrain rye limppu baked ina wood fired oven