/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13885083
Yes you're an autismo

>>13885083
You should have left upper deckers in all the toilettes

That pizza looks good

I always demand my pizza be sliced into 9 slices, just to watch the idiot wagecucks seethe as they realize that they'll have to make 9 individual 40° cuts. Then I throw it out in front of them anyway, I don't even like pizza

>>13885101
costco pizza is extremely delicious, the word to describe it would be 'heavy'. if you ever see one walk in for a slice.
>>13885149
get a life.

Didn't you make this exact thread a couple weeks ago?

>>13885180
it was a lot more detailed last time, i'm pretty sure

>>13885083
No black people are just bad at customer service

>>13885149
hello based dept?

>>13885180
>>13885253
I think this is just a common occurrence. Costco is really strict about the way they cut the pizzas.

>>13885083
I only frequent /ck/ occasionally but I smell b8 from a mile away

What is it when it isn't actual pasta but just a half remembered shittier version?
Pasta Boyardee?

>>13885083
No. I've worked at a pizza place. It's an easy request. All she had to do is throw it up on display when they sell slices and get you another. Or not forget to visual six pieces without the use of a tool and cut it like you asked.

>>13885083
Next time ask for yin and yang

>>13885253
I think it was pizza hut last time

>eat one slice of Costco za
>delicious and enjoyable
>eat second slice
>heartburn within minutes

what is it's endgame?

>>13885474
Much shittier version.
Kys OP

>>13885149
Kek.
>>13885172
Homo.

>>13885643
you put sage in the wrong field

>>13885083
story sounds fake. costco sells pizza by the slice and they didn't cut it your custom faggy way, which means the standard sized slices she cut would have been sellable to any1 else; why would she throw away a perfectly good sellable pizza? yes, op, you're a complete faggot.

>>13885613
to make you a faggot.
mission accomplished

>>13885149
i worked at Domino's used to do 7 slice cuts to fuck with the customers, always wondered how many marriages i ruined when they got to the last slice and start to argue over how many slices they ate
>i had 3
>well i only 3 also
>No you had 4
>NO! i had three
>WELL PIZZAS DON'T COME IN ODD NUMBERS NOW DO THEY???

>>13885083
I really like this pasta.

>>13885672
They sell whole pizzas dumbass.

>be in ikea with college buds
>say I'll get everyone ice cream
>ask the guy to put a hotdog inside one of the cones as a prank
>he says he has to ask his supervisor (cuck)
>supervisor finds out
>comes barrelling toward me
>OH NO! NO NO NO! WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE! YOU CAN BUY A CONE AND A HOT DOG AND DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU WANT BUT WE ARE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE
i never ended up getting the weinercone. but apparently i brought up some seriously nam-level flashback shit for that manager. what do you think happened?

>>13885890
based and devilpilled

>>13885083
No. You made her work. That's why she got mad.

>>13885149
cringe

>>13885613
>what is it's endgame?

to sell you a 2pack of gallon Mylantas

>>13885083
Fucking pasta posting kikes, burn them with fire bois

>>13885890
A man should always eat more slices to assert dominance

>>13885083
aren't their single slices 1/6th of the pizza?

you should commit suicide for talking about pizza. just saying.

>>13885149
This is a good troll or you’re retarded.
>divide in three then half each slice

>>13885890
Yes because people base their marriages on pizza

she did you a favor. you can't eat 10 slices of pizza but you might eat six.

eat six slices and then you have four for snack before bed.

>>13888084
No but they do base their divorces on arguments and even happy couples get in fights over the dumbest shit

>>13888108
>you can't eat 10 slices of pizza but you might eat six
>so cu the whole pizza into 6 slices

>>13885890
based mathbro exploiting prime numbers for evil

>>13888200
Those toes..... Wtf

>>13888200
>>13888321
Looks like Marfan's Syndrome

>>13888200

>>13888200
ok im fucking laughing

>>13885083
Not this pasta again...

>>13885924
Maybe they got tricked into ringing up weinercones as ice cream cones? I imagine you can pack a few weiners into one cone. It probably created hell on earth for that guy when he found out so many weiners were missing without having been rung up. I'd be irate as well.

>>13888200
Looks like you've got a bad case of crystals, anon.

>>13885083
>female fems out because she has to do more work since she was too lazy to do it right the first time
She was asking for it

>>13885083
she most likely forgot because she was on autopilot and blamed you in a passive aggressive way to save face in front of her coworkers, ive seen it happen in back of house all the time.

>>13885890
NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE NUMBERS THAT WAY

>>13885924
I love this story to an unreasonable extent. I really want to know what happened. I would honestly just respond "anymore?" as soon as he finished.

>>13885101
Costco pizza is pretty good, it’s what I imagine the ninja turtle pizzas were like, really greasy and lots of cheese.

>>13887568
retard

>>13885101
Yeah it's legit good and cheap as hell. $2 a slice or $10 for a whole giant-ass pizza.

>>13888896
Yeah I think it’s a 18” pizza,m for $10, absolutely fucking mental deal.

>>13885924
Some bitch mom probably almost got him fired over it.

>>13885149
I had a friend who went to some super strict military academy, and he said the hardest part was that at dinner the pissants had to get a pie for their table, ask how many people wanted pie, and then perfectly cut the pie into that many pieces. If they fucked up (because they were serving officers) they were disciplined. You sound pretty based anon.

>>13885904
they also sell single slices, dipshit.

>>13888888