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go fuck yourself you fatass faggot

>>13887611
Hey.

>>13887603
Apéritif dollar nachos lookin' good this evening.

>>13887746
I don't usually get Taco Bell when the sun's still out, but apparently the day crew is on point.

>>13887856
I know I've said it before, but Laphroaig 10 pairs swimmingly with the Taco Bell dollar menu.

How is the furloughed low level cook’s life going?

>>13887898
Five (5) burritos, full sized unlike last time.

>>13888392
Here's tonight's order. Much better use of $8 (yikes) than getting a LTO box with a couple sides.

>>13888513
It's weird, I have almost 30 bottles of scotch and bourbon and eat Taco Bell at least once a week, and people almost constantly criticize my TB order or my whiskey choices and offer their own suggestions, but nobody has every questioned my Laphroaig 10 dollar menu pairing. I've tried all the whiskies and stand by my opinion, but I can't be the only person who drinks Scotch with Taco Bell.

You making me crave Taco Bell at 2 am

>>13888707
How do people even eat the spicy tostada? They always give me a stupid spork when I order one, but that doesn't seem right. And obviously you're not supposed to just pick it up and take bites out of it like a normal tostada.
>>13888723
The best thing about the dollar burritos is that you can pop them in the microwave for 44 seconds and they come out practically indistinguishable from how they'd be had they been made fresh. I'll likely be enjoying a hot fritos burrito in bed at 4am.

I’m going to go get Taco Bell tomorrow. What’s good these days?

>>13888707
Lap is the joke of scotch because it’s a gimmick for how bad scotch can taste. It’s like selling beer that only tastes like pure hops as a joke but people keep buying it.

Also Taco Bell is garbage bud, as far as fast food goes they are a 3/10 for me, would rather Burger King over it and that’s saying a lot.

>>13888811
>How do people even eat the spicy tostada?
I either wrap a $1 quesadilla around it for a $2 crunch wrap like another anon suggested once, or I told it in half and eat it like a taco. The tostada shell becomes quite pliable after a while and usually bends pretty easily without breaking.

>>13888811
I usually just fold the tostada in half like a double sized vegetarian taco.
>>13888918
>wrap a $1 quesadilla around it for a $2 crunch wrap like another anon suggested once
Yeah, I did that a couple of times. I'm pretty much burnt out on opening up grilled items at this point, and the crunch wrap was always a stupid item to begin with. Pretty sure last time I did it I just ended up folding the whole thing in half anyways.

>>13887603
Suck a thousand dicks and choke to death, fat faggot.

>>13887603
I love you, OP.

You can’t keep living like this my man

>>13889012
he can

kys troll

>>13889042
Fatty defending fatty

I went to Taco Bell today and got a Chalupa Cravings Box with a Crunchwrap Supreme on the side to go with my burger. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the Taco Bell worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Taco Bell restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to Taco Bell for dinner tonight and got a Double Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box with a Nacho Fries Box on the side to go with my burger. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>13889117

Nigga if I see you post this same fucking taco bell meal again I'm going to kill you

>>13888983
>grilled loaded taco burrito add jalapenos and onions
>>13888817
>what’s good these days
The dollar LTO burritos are okay. I've had the triplelupa half a dozen times, but can't in good conscience recommend a $6 box.

>>13887603
5 burritos x 400+ calories and then extra food to top it off holy shit just killmepls

>>13889219
Their grills are set for 17 seconds, but when they're in a rush they often take them out early. Sometimes they do ~20 seconds and the tortilla starts to char and flake. That's when it's best.
>>13888900
>it’s like selling beer that only tastes like pure hops as a joke but people keep buying it
Haha, old school hop forward West Coast IPAs are my favorite. Your opinion is meaningless.

>>13889255
They made up for last time and loaded up my burritos this time, and the distribution isn't too bad.
>>13889220
This looks nothing like me (I mean, who the fuck wears pants at home?), but the more I see it the funnier I find it. That's what you call bad juju.

is the quesarito good? Never had it and want advice

>>13889042
No. He can’t. Fucking loser

>no more caramel apple empanadas
>no more xxl grill stuft burrito
fuck taco bell

>>13889845
>is the quesarito good?
Last time I went to taco Bell was about a year ago and I had one. Was pretty good.

>>13889924
>no more waffle taco
It was so good, lads. I’m still hurt they discontinued it.

>>13889973
THAT TOO? Fucking hell, I want to slap their executives.

>>13889255
Meme scotch is for simps like you who just want to say they drink scotch!

Also only Americans could consider this burnt tortilla that looks like a turd food, with turd sauce that makes you shit yourself. Mmmm fine dining in burger land! Now I know why those fat fucks needed all that toilet paper

This stay at home bullshit has caused me to become an alchoholic. pls send help

>>13890040
>sauce that makes you shit yourself
a little hot sauce shouldn't make you shit yourself. do you have irritable bowel syndrome?

>>13888513
>asking for the burritos grilled
This guy knows what he's doing

Might I ask Tacofag, why do you eat tacobell? It's meat that comes out of a tube into shitty tortillas. You could easily go to some greasy taco joint to get better shit for the same price.

>>13890075
No but dirty grills filled with old grease and sweat from 16 year old workers should effect you unless you are the ultimate dios mio el atrocidad amerimutt

>>13890040
Obsessed.

>>13891535
No, that anon, >>13890040, is correct. Fuck the taco bell fag.

>>13887603
How much alcohol do you drink daily

>>13888983
What differentiates the spicy tostada from a normal one? Just a bit of hot sauce? I haven't eaten a tostada from taco bell in 20 years.

>>13887856
Based fourth meal Chad

OP you must poop vapor at this point

>>13889425
They're giving away a taco again today. I wonder if it's going to be a thing on Tuesdays now.
>>13889845
>is the quesarito good?
It's just a more expensive 5 layer with rice instead of beans and some chipotle sauce; I personally prefer the 5 layer.

>>13891565
Yes.

>>13891918
You're really interesting in OP's farts.

OP do the employees at your local taco bell recognize you? Given how often you visit

>>13892667
It had been a weirdly long time since I'd had a good old fashioned fritos burrito.
>>13893264
Sometimes. I always use the app - so they know my name - and order pretty similar mods on a relatively small handful of items. For the most part they don't really care. I also go to 4 different locations.

>>13893453
This was unironically one of the best fritos burritos I've ever had.
>>13890040
I had to look up, "simps", but you're definitely using it wrong.

>>13887603
How the fuck do you eat fast food every day???

>>13890040
you can make fun of scotch, you can make fun of grilled tortillas, you can make fun of America, BUT TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT FIRE SAUCE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU

>>13893513
It was a couple of bites in before I realized that they gave me rice instead of fritos (and that's a good thing).
>>13893578
It's not fast food. It's Taco Bell.

>>13893636
I'm not a huge fan of the chipotle chicken grande burrito, but I feel like I'll regret not getting one every time after they're gone forever.
>>13891565
I was in AP math back in high school, but apparently that's the part of the brain that alcohol kills first. Last week I did just about 4 handles over the course of 7 days, and in the past 24 hours I went through a little over 2/3 of a handle. I spent like 20 minutes plugging numbers into google to see if that made any sense and the only thing I learned is that I completely forgot how to math.

>>13893942
Haha, as soon as I typed that I was like, "you're an idiot, it's just 4 into 7". And then I divided 7 by 4, which came up with 1.75, which is how much is in a handle, so it's not like I'm to blame when numbers lead back to other relevant numbers when they shouldn't.

>>13893942
Sorry m8, what grilled burrito is that

You are truly one disgusting fat body.

>>13887603
Are you the same guy who was trying to win the competition? You promised not to become what you became. That's a pretty easy promise to honor, and you can't even do that. Sad.

>>13893987

>>13887746

>>13894031
I guarantee that girl's diet is something like 4 parts onions and 7 parts vodka.

>>13893986
Probably the one mentioned in the post.

>>13893942
>4 handles in 7 days
Congrats, you average exactly one liter per day.

>>13893964
I know a lot of people like the chipotle chicken and rice stuff, but every time I'm around half way through I just lose interest. Call me crazy, but I'll swear by their 88% ground beef every day of the week.
>>13894259
>one liter per day
Well that's not too bad. I see people posting that stat all the time around here. Would you mind showing your work?

>>13894283
Dumbass, it's simple math. 4 × 1.75 = 7, so if it took you a week to finish 4 handles then you averaged a liter a day.

>>13894293
Thanks. It seems obvious when you spell it out. I haven't done math since 9/11, and apparently I've been drinking a liter of vodka every day for the past month.

settle the debate and just post your body. I won't ridicule you no matter what, I promise.

>>13894310
;_;

>>13894310
ok, please be gentle

>>13894316
>>13894321
fuck you, this is a real, scientific question. I want to know what the long term effects of this diet are.

>>13894327
Cirrhosis, kidney failure, gall bladder disease, irritable bowel syndrome, higher chances of cardiovascular issues, gout, intestinal cancer, pancreatic cancer, and generally a shortened shit life. This shit is going to catch up to OP if it hasn't already. I'm betting it already has, given that in a previous thread he claimed to be 35

>>13894327
>scientific question
What do you think the answer would be bird brain besides him being a disgusting, attention whoring ham planet?

how fat are you op?

Whats your height/weight?

>>13894283
I don't really get hung over if I stick mostly to vodka, but I do occasionally wake up with mild alcohol poisoning, and that's when I regret saving the burrito that's half jalapenos for breakfast.
>>13894337
>in a previous thread he claimed to be 35
That's pasta, silly.

>>13894381
Yeah backpedal, that's all you can do. Doesn't matter, you'll be dead before long.

>>13894385
>backpedal
>you'll be dead before long
Sounds like decent advice to me.

>>13889220
This always cracks me up, but only because of how wrong it is. That is 100% a paper bag in front of the bottle, khaki pants don't look like that. I do however think the part above the paper bag is OP. The lighting is off and shit is distorted, but it definitely looks like he's holding his phone with both hands to take the picture. If OP can confirm/deny pic related is a closer depiction, we would appreciate.

>>13888811
What are the fillings? I'd imagine anything with lettuce or tomatoes wouldn't taste good reheated like that. Bean and cheese burrito sure.

>>13894392
OP a cute. A Cute!

Threadly reminder that OP is a /pol/ trip that came to a less popular board because they couldn't get any attention otherwise

>>13894407
That makes sense. Only a regular /pol/ poster could be as diluted as OP.

>>13894389
What part of >>13894385 was advice exactly? I was stating a fact. OP will die if he continues to lead the lifestyle he seems committed to.

What do you do for a living, OP?

>>13894407
>>13894421
>oh no someone came from another board
should be a cause for celebration, given this has 83 replies now

>>13887603
post stash

>>13894460
/pol/ is shit. Who cares how many replies this jackass has, doesn't mean anything he posts is good. In fact, all of his posts are trash. His opinions are trash. His life is trash.

>>13894381
>>13893988
>are you the same guy who was trying to win the competition
Yeah, I played every day two years in a row and it just sort of spiraled out of control. What exactly did I promise? I say all kinds of stupid shit in the middle of the night.
>>13894392
>i'd imagine anything with lettuce or tomatoes wouldn't taste good reheated
They're not great, but I've gotten to the point where I don't even bother to throw things in the fridge, so it's not like they're getting too big of shock aside from sitting out for 10 hours. Rice is honestly worse reheated than tomatoes or jalapenos, though I wouldn't recommend holding onto anything with lettuce as it's not great to begin with.
>>13894407
Haha, quit stalking me. I have no interest in being a mod.

WHERE IS THE BURGER?

>>13894613
No burgers on quarantine, silly.

i will give the daily baked potato 6/10 today, pretty good

>>13894795
I really wish you would practice social distancing with your keyboard

>>13894821
Pretty sure my keyboard shares the sentiment, but what're you gonna do?

>>13887603
You fucking fat fuck alcoholic piece of dirt

>>13894854
Nothing really just be glad I'm not you.

>>13894865
It was a rhetorical question, but I'm also glad that I'm not you.

>>13888513
>add onions add onions add onions add onions add onions

Imagine the smell

Can someone tell me how fat this fuck is?

How they afford this shit?!

>>13895436
What? The vodka?

>>13895445
The endless stream of booze and take out he posts on here daily.

>>13893636
>it’s not fast food it’s Taco Bell

Oh do they have to call it Sawdust Bell again because their beef is 51%+ sawdust again?

>>13895645
he reuses the same bottles and taco bell isn't exactly high dollar

>>13894916
Smells good man.

>>13887603
No way you can down two bottles of vodka by yourself in one evening.

>>13894613
Fatty makes the burgers at his restaurant job but he’s currently furloughed and blowing his meager savings on Taco Bell and booze

OP you sound like an alcoholic version of Ronnie from Whomp
Also how do you eat so much? As a fellow booze hound I find it really kills my appetite

>>13897002
When was that ever claimed?

>>13894283
...pretty fucking bad considering 1 liter a day = 22 standard drinks. You also mentioned that you have some scotch or other additional drinks with your taco bell meals. You're probably 24+ drinks a day.

That is a ton of alcohol to consume day in and day out. A life-threatening amount, in fact.

>>13898569
And yet OP will swear up and down that the food he eats and the booze he drinks aren't that bad for him. OP is a mouth breathing dumbass though, doesn't seem like he's going to change his ways.

>>13898569
One drink every hour seems pretty casual.

>>13898681
Do I need to explain to you why it is not one drink every hour?

>>13898721
You're making the assumption that OP sleeps.

>>13887603
Reported

Fat fucking pathetic piece of shit

I'm just glad you didn't post an uncooked burger like you usually do

>>13898916

Op what's your end game?
Do you have any long term plans or are you just going to eat Taco Bell and drink vodka indefinitely

But who will update us when OP has a heart attack?

>>13898916
op is a dumb fat faggot

>>13898885
Based

>>13887603
I see these threads on CK like every week. Is this guy just a celebrity on this board?

>>13899524
no the mods just don't delete his shitty blog posts and he makes sure to bump them constantly. /ck/ is not a fast board so it's easy to shit up if you're dedicated

>>13899266
>>13899391
I needs it.

>>13899375
Interested in this too

I actually enjoy these threads. Not for the fat fuck pathetic OP but to see people degrade him for being an obese retard.

>>13887603
Kill yourself fat bastard

>>13887603
Love the scotch and the food! Have a great one anon.

>>13888392
What kind?

>>13888707
I do.

>>13889117
Maybe she thinks you are cute. You are missing out on the employee discount potentially.

>>13889219
I was disappointed with the tripalupa size.

>>13898681
kek at the idea of having a drink every hour for 24 hours straight and claiming it's casual.

>>13899531
These threads stay alive because one guy keeps bumping just to call OP a fat fuck.

>>13902760
It isn't just one guy

>>13902760
I know how not to bump threads maybe figure it out

>>13902907
huh?