/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>hahaha! get it! its hip and cool because adult themes!

>>13884377
Eggs

>>13884377
cali faggotry

>>13884377
those two on the right look like diesel dikes

Ive always wanted to try this place when im in LA but the line is always a mile long so I end up getting something else. It looks very basic and overhyped though

>>13884409
They likely pay people to stand in line and yammer about it, that's been going in nyc and clubs since before I was born.

>>13884409
It's really no joke, especially for a restaurant opening Manhattan, they will pay people to stand in line to make it look like something is "happening." It's pathetic.

>>13884377
is that fucking ice poseidon?

>>13884409
What I've learned from experience in NYC is that the longer the line is, the more bullshit it is and to ignore whatever is associated with that line. I'm not some LA "look at me, look at me" twatbag.

>>13884377

We gettin there boys

>>13884377
It would be easier if I just showed you.

>>13884471
What did they do with the two missing halves?

>>13884474
Brainlet.

>>13884474
Fed them to the coyotes on the plains

>>13884474
a post so dumb it becomes smart
now i'm wondering what they did with the two missing halves

>>13884471
Jesus fucking christ.

>>13884377
poop! hahah!!!!

>>13884471
do... those people... really do this?

>>13884377
Why does he suck the guy's nipple?

>>13885069

fuck em dood

I know its fun to hate hip food culture people with chef knife tattoos, but his sandwich does look great.

>this guy feeds your eggslut a breakfast sandwich in front of you
what would you do?

>>13884471
"And now we just burn the eggs, though they're already cooked. No reason - it just looks fancy. Also we add salt like everyone who knows how to cook anything past instant noodles, but people think that's cool for some reason. Yeah we're making bank on fucking eggs lol"

>>13885105
W-why is he using a butterfly knive to cut the bread...?

>>13884471
>at most a dollar worth of eggs hit with what I assume is salt, sugar and a plumbing torch
if this is even sold it is too expensive. what the absolute fuck why would you go anywhere for a goddamn softboiled egg jesus fucking christ its quite possibly the easiet thing to make on earth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFEWJQKLEFJA

>>13885124
This is such a stupid question. How many fast food companies sell breakfast sandwiches? Literally all of them. Who wouldnt pay for eggs?

>>13885105
it looks tasty I dont know what people are complaining about

>>13885124
Do you have perfectly soft boiled eggs, salt, sugar, and a plumbing torch faggot? Didn't fucking think so.

>>13885110
>but his sandwich does look great.
t. amerilard

>>13885137
>comparing a food trough sandwich with sausage, egg, biscuit and hashbrowns for 1.99 to 1 1/2 eggs for probably 8.99 plus tip at a sit down restaurant

>>13885145
Dude its meat eggs and bread. How the fuck is that amerilard, what anemic shit do you eat? This is obviously a treat not to have all the time but it certainly isnt a double bacon cheeseburger steak deepfried.

4chan just likes to be contrarian like fuck. yes hes an annoying new yorker cunt, certainly a more happy individual than the sad cunts in this thread. Probably doesn't look to different than him either.

>>13885159
There's a hashbrown and greens on there too.

>>13885152
How poor are you that you wouldnt try something like that.

>>13885159
he's a fat sack of shit that probably believes in equality and fairness, probably posts "DRUMPF BAD" on r/politics daily

>>13885166
this is a cooking board, do you genuinely believe yourself incapable of creating that with the lowest of effort?

>>13885105
Literally a spam and egg sandwich with a bit of dressing. What the fuck makes it ultimate and why is it so popular? How much do they charge? I feel like it'd be enough to literally buy a can of spam, some bread rolls and a dozen eggs yourself.

>>13885175
Nobody cooks here and you know that. Memes aside, I don't mess with Hawaiian bread like that nor spam to purchase both those things and have it laying around. Id buy it to try it

>>13884377
Eggs, slut.

>>13884479
>>13884474
I don't see any missing halves. they start with 3 eggs. at the end they move 3 halves to a plate and eat half of those 2 halves. there's 5 halves at the end so at best 1 half is missing and it's missing because they ate it and then shook hands

>>13885185
but then you still have to buy the butterfly knife

>>13885123
>>13885279
holy shit what a douchebag

>>13884377
eggs

>>13884471
wow a salted medium egg!

Paul Denino attempted to murder a hypnotist by self-swatting his livestream, and then not warning the hypnotist before he opened to the door to trigger happy LA cops.

>>13885317
Burnt by flame too! Isn't it incredible!? You can taste the gas!

>>13885287
damn it, beat me to it...

>>13884377
But how do they get out of the restaurant?

>>13885120
get that skeletor bitch a cheeseburger and some fries

>>13885105
Since watching this video i've made these for breakfast every weekend, they're really good

I mean it's not anything insane but theyre good sandwiches

>>13885105
I can almost hear him laboriously mouthbreathe while doing the simplest of foods

>golden folding knife
Jesus christ

>>13885105
WEBMS WITH SOUND WHEN FUCKING GOOKMOOT

>>13885320
>he unironically fell for the IP2 hivemind schizo rants
you turned paul into what he is today. Sure he was a scumbag, but he's had police investigations into all of those swattings. Do you think he was actually smart enough to get away with self swattings? can't have it both ways bud

>>13885413
Now it'd be even worse with the stupid facemasks.

>>13885391
What's the sauce? What are the final greens he puts on there? Do I have to use a pocket knife to cut the bread?

>>13885105
>ultimate
>spam and egg sandwich
not even some in-house meatloaf
that's like saying the ultimate pokemon is rattata. not even raticate

>>13885461
I'm guessing it's essentially sriracha mixed with mayo, he might have added some other faggot ingredients to the mix.

>>13885524
Spam and meatloaf taste nothing alike.

>>13885531
What's a faggot ingredient?

>>13885539
From a place like that, used tampons.

Put spaghetti sauce on the used tampons and call it tamponaroni.

>>13885539
dried and ground up printouts of your posts

>>13885524
Your a idiot

>>13884377
can't believe no one posted this yet

>>13885413
if you don't have at least one fat mouthbreather on your line your kitchen sucks

>>13884377
>>13885120
oh shit, its idubbbz

>>13885624
кaк?

>>13885287
>.webm.png

>>13885105
Is that a fucking switchblade

>>13885624
Why would they?

>>13885663
blue board :^)

>>13885624
?

reminder that everything you eat at a restauraant is carefully crafted to optimize your heightened dopamine and serotonin levels so that the government can further brainwash you into falling in line with the other cattle...these places actively research how certain chemicals affect people so they can put it in your food, all restaurants are a big psyop

>>13885698
in the video he calls the switchblade "drug dealer chic" he probably did it just for the video.

>>13885624
get he how does out?

>>13884377

I was actually right next to this place when I went to a conference for work. Pretty mediocre breakfast food, the whole market is very meh. I guess that makes sense since it's in a shithole part of LA surrounded by shit jewelry stores and homeless people literally everywhere. I couldn't escape the smell of piss until I got to the main area with the convention center and all that shit.

>>13885105
>>13885123
As someone who collects these things I am kinda offended. I will stay away forever.

>>13884377
It's just basic breakfast stuff with slightly better presentation, it isn't really worth it. The mexican food in the same market is better.

>>13885105
My egg sandwiches are way better.

I use bacon not fucking spam.

Where's the cheese? Where the purple onions, tomatoes, and green peppers?

Wheres the pickled peppers? Hot Sauce?

and WHY THE FUCK did he break the yoke? You are supposed to leave it intact so when someone bits into it an delicious yellow mess leaks all over your hands, and the plate.

And I'm just a regular bloke

>>13885848
>You are supposed to leave it intact so when someone bits into it an delicious yellow mess leaks all over your hands, and the plate
disgusting
the messy sandwich meme needs to die. if you want to eat your egg the "optimal" way, keep it out of a sandwich

>>13884471
>>13885069
>>13885122
I think they are attempting to make eggs brule (is that even viable?)

>>13885848
Yeah that sounds pretty plain man, probably rubbery as shit too

>>13885123
That's how he shows his pinoy pride

>>13885939
i considered that and dismissed it as too fucking retarded to be true

>>13885949
I think it is the hipster answer to the deepfry everything.

>>13884377
>what do they serve at this restaurant?

>>13885940
Stick to the spam, froggy.

>>13885939
>>13885949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNS-cCkGx2g

>>13884471
I would never eat anything a black man cooked.

>>13884377

>>13885267
>philosophyfailofgaymathmajor.exe

>>13884377
Why is /ck/ filled with 12 year olds making stupid threads?

Fuck off underaged brat, and take your stupid thread with you.

>>13884409
>It looks very basic and overhyped though

The hotter the wait stuff, the crappier the food.
- doesn't matter if the wait staff is appealing to YOU, if it looks like they are targetting a democraphic by having hot waitresses or hot waiters, or they spent a lot on decor, than the food sucks and/or is overpriced..