/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13879907
>half inch of oil
>to fry a single egg

>>13879919

>>13879928
is this jack or kay

i don't see the ring and see a weird brace

>>13880149
Just how?

>>13879961
yeah who needs taste buds anyway

>>13880165
that looked like it didn't go as planned.

it didn't all get shoved in her mouth quickly/efficiently enough. it looked like she got some heat on the roof of her mouth.

>>13879928
that dirty ass wall has to be kay

>>13879907

>>13879961
What IS that?

>>13880160
That's what happens when you do literally nothing all day. Bare minimum movement possible. Watch TV, sleep, go to work, shower (maybe), walk to the car to go to work/food, etc. But all the while stuffing your face full of food of any and all kinds.

>>13880349
A woman

>>13880160
America.

>>13880376

>>13879956
this has to be the luffy of /ckwebm/

>>13879925
Break the pasta before cooking and you dont need to spend 1000 bucks a year on scissors.

>>13879961
Filthy shitskin with poo under his fingernails. Now in her mouf

>>13879936
That isn't a chip butty, that's a crisp sandwich, please dont post about British cuisine if you dont know anything about it

>>13880550
>British cuisine

>>13880592
Is that a whale? Mustve had a really big fishing pole!

>>13879907

>>13880370
Exercise has very little to do with energy management. It's good for your health, appearance, and bone density, but it won't burn off a fat person diet.

>>13880160
Foods with very low nutrient densities in terms of micronutrients per calorie. Lots of added fats and added sugars, very low satiation, thick profit margins.

>>13880304
he should have dumped the sauce off first then put the nice twirly bit on top

>>13880699
What fruit?

>>13880699
For me, it's Frisian Flag cumsauce

>>13879928
Delete this.

>>13880304

Beats any shitalian's authentic carbonara. Look at how rich that kraft cheese packet sauce looks.

>>13880658
His spacing on the skewer is actually excellent, I applaud his attention to detail.

>>13880592
japan?

>>13880667
mesmerizing

>>13880870
What's so bad about this? It's just Ambrosia with snickers.

>>13879928
How can someone be this bad at making something so simple?

>>13880750
that guy at the end looks so unhappy to take the dunce cap

>>13880874
I very much doubt that's what the gods were eating.

>>13880990
He's probably sick of enduring thots filming him doing something so ordinary as serve dosa.

>>13880574
>hes never tried the toast sandwich

>>13879961
i like how they walk off immediately like a NPC

>>13880667
>im gunnaa cooooommmmm

>>13881008
>He's never had ambrosia

>>13880784
>american_döner.webm

>>13880746
thats an avocado

>>13879956
whats instant rice?

>>13880818
What a horrifying assortment of ingredients

>>13879928
Like, this made me physically ill to look at.

>>13880574
Don't trigger them too much. They're still sensitive to the fact that they invaded 3/4 of the world for spices and then never incorporated a single flavor into their mush and butter cuisine.

>>13880304

>>13880607
You're laughing now, but in nine months when she turns 18 I don't think Greta will give herself up to your pasty ass instead of this confident ebony bugmuncher.

>>13881276
Hello, fellow Rochesterian.

>>13880818
>pineapple
>gelatin
>cream cheese

Okay, odd, but maybe a dessert of some sort...

>peppers
>cool whip
>shredded cheddar

Oh, god....

>>13880840

I pity poor Jamie Olive Oil sometimes, he has a kind face, and sometimes I feel like he genuinely has a passion for helping people eat better. ...but then...

>>13881276
literally fuck nick tahous, its not even in the top 10 plates

>>13881307
wtf

>>13881290
That fucking file name

>>13881358
Still gotta give credit to the original.

Plus, there's a nice brewpub up the road over on south union, and lets be honest, the only people who have any right to be ordering a plate are the thoroughly inebriated.

>>13879907
what is this, fucking /gif/? do you really need to constantly have a thread up for the same handful of webms?

>>13881631
I dont see a /gif/ board anywhere. What are you talking about?

>>13880655
Close; it's a whale shark

>>13881280
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>13881280
Carbonara virus lmao

>>13880910
shes totally fucked up in the head iirc

>>13879907

>>13880840
Wa La

>>13881119
thats mexican idiot

>>13880476
how much spaghetti do you eat

>>13881280
Where's the bat?

>>13880658
went to some place similar in china. the scorpions tasted really good actually. the taste and texture was similar to baked pumpkin seeds

>>13881947
What's the difference?

>>13881992
mfw you beat me by 1 minute

>>13881992
Well one is the greatest country on Earth, while the other is a gang run shithole that people are risking life and limb to escape.

>>13881896
lol is this that fucking Finnish guy? I've been searching for his videos forever.

>>13881290
quality filename

>>13882009
People are trying to escape America?

>>13882009
So which is which?

>>13879925
BTFO's every soiboi on this board

>>13879907
The egg is aggressive.

>>13879928
Cooking With Jackson Pollock

>>13881280
corborona virus lol am i right guys??

>>13880840
Is this satire? I honestly can't tell

Ass

>>13881276
>Garbage plates

>>13882192
yes, and?

>>13881270
>>13881320
is he retarded? he acts retarded.

>>13882256
He's rich and famous, that doesn't sound retarded to me.

>>13882259
pull the other one.
he acts like a mongoloid.

>>13882259
Trump is a rich and famous retard

>>13881270
Why are rich people so retarded that they actually waste money going to this stupid cunts restaurant?

>>13880592
isn't whale shark meat toxic? or am I thinking of basking shark?

>>13882256
no, just turkish, it's hard to tell the difference, I know.

>>13881906
why are all indians so fucking cringey

>>13881280
japan pls why
carbonara is not that hard to do for real, even the smallest apartments usually have an induction stove top

>>13881280
coronaborona virus lol

>>13882282
money's value is relative to how much you have
you think bill gates gives a fuck if he walks by a 20 dollar bill on the street?

anyone got the surly indian egg man?

>>13881280

>>13882026
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPnDBBpGpDnSPVDLAItyV9Q
You're in luck, anon.

>>13882596
is this achievable natty?

>>13882612
Drunken Master

>>13882632
Yes, it is possible to be grotesquely overweight and misshapen naturally.

>>13882632
probably a hormone imbalance, everybody on here seems into thick girls but i know better because you might get stuck wit here and they always balloon up into land whales, sometimes in under a year

>>13882654
weight gain is my main fetish, so that's fine

>>13882656
You're disgusting and I hate you.

>>13882637
why are they doing this with a kid there

>>13881300
so glad I am white

>>13882690
mmm delicious! i love baby mice dipped in what is likely raw egg!

>>13882184
>british """"cuisine""""
there's a reason he throws it away at the end

>>13881274
>>13880574


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>>13880160

Its just your typical run of the mill american making their tri-daily trip to walmart

its honestly great having it as a shopping area but also being their place of worship

>>13881280
And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

>>13882772
I understood that reference.

>>13882424

>>13881311
What in holy hell

>>13882787
What a powerful Druid.

>>13882637
Lynchian

>>13882709
Is this real? Seems like a prank I would want to do.

>>13882709
Fucking kek. Couldn't get away with shit like that now. Those kids would be tracked down and doxxed.

>>13882824
Why do redditors train their dogs to do retarded shit like this? Imagine how long it took for him to film this stupid video.

>>13882874
could be Chinese in which case the dog knew exactly what was going to happen next. Also you don't give dog enough credit

>>13882874
>Food in shine bowl
>Baby in shine bowl
>No
>Stop

Honestly doesn't seem like a stretch

>>13882398

Not in Japan they don't.

>>13881280
god gless japs, may their replacement numbers keep above genocide throughout this crysis

>>13881290
massive fire hazzard right there

>>13883095
I lived in Japan in a teeny apartment and had a stove

>>13880874
Incessant bitching about how it's a main side and SPECIFICALLY NOT dessert

>>13881311
well if you wanted boiled cornmeal why not just... boil some cornmeal instead of boiling corn chips?

>>13880637
can we say addicted?

>>13881276
that hits the spot after a long day of working on muh truck and beatin my wife good ol nick

>>13883181
Its in the middle of the city, what on earth are you playing at?

>>13882563
did anyone manage to decipher what is he doing living on that shed full of scrap?

>>13883179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>13880693
Besides the cocaine on the bread, seems pretty based.

>>13881994

>>13882009
>lens flare

>>13880818
>think "what kind of 50s I Love Lucy mom would mix this shit together"
>It's Ja/ck/

>>13882787
PIGGEH

>>13883517

>>13879907
Wetmarket 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAXcYu6tt6U

>>13883738
longer version right here

>>13882776
fucking oblongs

>>13883189

He's an unemployable hoarder degenerate, thats it.

>>13882661
The fuck.
Is this.

>>13880699

>>13880840
come on. a bit of nice dressing and that would be tasty.

>>13881280

>>13882093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI&ab_channel=seinfeldspitstain

>>13883209
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

>>13882131
Hello r eddit

>>13884411
Nigel knows what's good in life.

>>13882787
wish i had a pig bro

>>13881206
Rice that is instant.

>>13880840
>Every Pizza Place

>>13882990
Fucking Drows.

>>13882709
Funny but I hope the birds are okay.

>>13880149
what episode is this?

>>13882282
younger people are generally kind of stupid when it comes to food quality because they don't cook anymore

so novelty impresses them more than quality.

>>13882695
That is a fucking horrible thing to do..

>>13884575
If it works, don't fix it.

>>13879942
>>13879928
>>13879907
>>13880304
do people do this just for the funny or is like real.
>>13880667
i bet that tasted fucking delicious.

>>13883205
why the fuck doesn't she just buy the goddamn flavoring if that's what it wants
her disgusting mouth is making me uneasy

>>13884607
you need some fixing, fag.

>>13881991
that's how you get corona nigga

>>13883024
incredibly based

>>13881250
You don't like blue rare burgers?

>>13881994
>Netherlands
>Peanut Butter
>Mayo
>Onions

I cant imagine it tasting good

>>13883897
Fucking lmao

>>13881994
l

>>13885150
OMG went the netherlands recently and got this on a whim. It was amazing. However we were 420blazed at the time.

>>13881263
I'm sure that video was meant to be derogatory, but that burger looks fantastic!

/would_order.gif

>>13884713
>you stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I'll teach you to fuck with me!

>>13882709
Them some ugly ass kids. Video looks pretty old too so they're probably all dead from drug overdoses by now.

>>13879928
this is basically a deep fried donut at this point

>>13885329
Everybody looked like that in the 90s and it was great.
You wouldn't understand.

>>13885329
ok zoomer

>>13882787
Literally me and my wife. death cant come soon enough

>>13885340
Why are you comparing these based kids with Jayonnaise throwing his dad's antics to some poor dude on the stree?

>>13885329
Go do your fortnite dances, kid.

>>13879943
It's Kay.
You can tell from the electric hob.

>>13885329
It was a different time

>>13881906
based

>>13885329
>zoomer with boomer mentality
how's being 13?

>>13882580
made this yesterday, very based

>>13881902
I fucking want one so bad I want quarantine to be over

>>13885351
I'm not comparing anything. I just try to post a webm (or gif) when I reply to the webm threads.
Sorry if that upsets you.

>>13884671
>her disgusting mouth is making me uneasy

>>13885334
The final outcome doesn't look like a doughnut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg&t

>>13885551
yea it was actually one of the more upsetting webm's i've seen on 4chan because of its complete unnecessary cruelty for no reason, no joke, no goal, nothing accomplished. At least in the cartel slaughter vids they're doing it for a reason but this was just uncalled for

>>13880658
disgusting creatures (not the scorps obv)

>>13884314
doesnt even look gutted, do they just eat the bats filthy rabies covered asshole?

>>13884713
>dressing like that to go grocery shopping
Why do Americans do that

>>13881994
Literally fuck all curry on those chips.
Where's the overpouring of vinegar?
The mountain of salt and vinegar?
Those aren't chippy chips.

Anyone have that WEBM of the guy eating like he just got out of prison at some fast food place

>>13885766
not everyone bothers putting on a tux to go to a fucking grocery store mister fancy pants

>>13885551
that's called attention whoring, either stay on reddit or kill yourself faggot

>>13885695
That's Gregg "Opie" Hughes. Even his own mother hated him.

>>13881280
absolutely fucking disgusting

>>13880750

>>13880764
I'd eat it

>>13882990
This is my ex-gf.

>>13884713
Why do cereals hate her?
Do other grains despise her as much?

>>13880764
Based paint scraper cook

>>13881217

>>13879925
Pretty based

>>13881270
Don't they throw faggots off rooftops in his country?

>>13884421
A heart attack and an early grave, sign me up lads.

>>13881503
kek

>13880476
that's bad luck anon

>>13886300
isn't he in Florida, is so we do throw faggots off rooftops but not because they are faggots. It's typically drug, money related

>>13885322
A Child's Play reference?

>>13881497
holy shit that's the first time i saw the whole video it just makes it even more pathetic

>>13881658
>>/gif/
are you blind?

>>13882654
It's people brainwashing themselves into liking fat girls since 72% of the US is overweight or obese. They'll never do better so it's a coping mechanism
They say high test but they've never even taken steroids to know what that feels like

>>13881307
kek

>>13881906
b-b-based

>>13882131
just terrible

>>13881658
>he's trapped in the blue, should we tell him?
>>/gif/
good luck and godspeed for you are not prepared

>>13882690
soulless bug eyed chinks

>>13886943
>>13887041
we're both retards
>>13881658
>>>/gif/

>>13881276
what heritage is tis man? greek?

>>13886977
checked, it started with with kikes pushing nigger rap with fat booty shaking and since white culture died they were assimilated by the nog

We need more ja/ck/
Has his arm recovered yet?

>>13887081
No, we don't. Piss off.

>>13882131
this is a big brain funny

>>13882695
this is second only to that one where it's the kids birthday and they dump all the shit on him

>>13880592
i know its just a fish but this is pretty fucked

>>13881206
Fully-cooked rice that has been dehydrated for storage. To eat, simply bring a cup of water to boiling, remove from heat and drop in a cup of instant rice then cover for 5 minutes.

>>13887087
We do, you bitch

>>13881270
What a jerk, look at him.

>>13883209
>One mouthful of pasta

>>13881994
Only America and Canada have edible fries in this webm, everything else featured is an abomination especially Netherlands.

>>13882669
Unsupervised women make awful parents.

>>13887096
cheeky bastard

>>13885297
cant tell if this post is ironic

>>13879928
>Stirring it poking it with the spatula as if that would help anything

>>13881280
looks better than the regular shit, fuck italians

>>13880693
From using flour to blacken his toast, to reusing plastic food packaging to microwave eggs and eating tiny amounts of vegetables how he's lived this long is a mystery.

>>13879925
bloody hell that's going directly into my norf collection

>>13879936
I hate that Kay is cooking it, but chip sandwiches are unironically good. I don't put butter on them though.

>>13880658
Who the fuck eats seahorses?

>>13880658
ching to the chong

>>13882815
the virgin bro
The Chad Slag

>>13881307
the chink becomes the chinked

>>13881497
Based clown

Always mean to try this recipe when I see webm threads, never actually follow through.

>>13880637
Fucking Canadians

american core
cut chomp swallow cut chomp swallow
dude doesn't even waste time tasting his food, he's there to fill up his stomach

>>13887891
Looks comfort food as fuck

>>13881280
japan is culinary hell

>>13882824
The look on that dog's face is so serious.
It knows.

Requesting webm of this fat lady cooking what looks to be an obesity lasagna. Cheese and hotdogs were stacked on and finally topped with chocolate.

>>13888079
I was hoping it would show up if I searched Fat German Lady Making Lasagna on Google but I only get Paula Deen and other fat women recipes, sorry friendo.

>>13888079
Could've asked a bit nicer, but I'll let it slide.

>>13888226

>>13888226
>>13888229

this must be parody. this cannot be fucking real.

>>13881270
>Stabs the sandy with the rid

That was pretty based

>>13888329
It's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

>>13881320
All the customers in these seem so fucking coked out lol

>>13888339
saltbae is waifu

>>13887891
It's really delicious. Just be sure to boil the eggs a minute or two less than you normally would so they don't overcook in the curry.

>>13879925
just twist your fork, you lazy fatass

>>13879928
i got a heartburn from watching this

>>13884668
they genuinely believe they are making gourmet food

>>13879942
I just realized that was an antistick pan.

WAS.

>>13880160
Britain.

>>13881280
on a plastic container, really?

>>13888638
an antistick pan that got scrubbed a little bit too hard

>>13886300
>turkey
>rich

>>13881631
>>13881658
This is /ck/, faggots. We definitely need a thread for the same handful of .webm's. Go take your kiddy shit somewhere else, if there isn't a .webm thread, how will newfags know about ja/ck/ and the egg king? They won't understand the memes, and that will degrade board culture. Could you imagine if the culture on this board changed, even a little? Awful.

>>13879928
oh God i'm laughing so hard right now
somebody save me

>>13879907
How come i've never seen this vid posted in one of these threads?
Someone make a .webm if you're so inclined, i think it'd be worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>13881290
The age of consent in sweden isn't even 18 anyways you fuckwit
Kill yourself

>>13884742
>from a scorpion
based retard poster

>>13880779
Why the fuck would you include a styrofoam cup incorporated into the meal? That's fucking retarded, if I'm gonna eat something, I don't typically want there to be inedible shit buried in it. Imagine some pizza place doing something retarded like putting a plastic film between the sauce and cheese.

>>13881300
>everyone wearing clothes that don't fit
>malnourished and malformed bodies
>the "pagpag" is being fed to fucking human beings
nigger what the FUCK

>>13881896
Who the fuck is actually retarded enough to do something this nasty

>>13881944
This still pisses me off
Literally how... can you be this fucking retarded

>>13881994
>all this crazy shit for other countries
>america: chili cheese fries
Why does all media shill america into being hackneyed and dull. It's fucking ridiculous that America is always represented along certain tropes, because I can truly understand why Europeans view us the way they do from that standpoint.

Remember kids, all media lies

>>13882624
>>13882612
>>13882592
why on earth do people like this have to exist

>>13884575
most people are so fucking diluted that they think "well i don't remember being a baby, so obviously anything that happens to a baby doesn't matter"

But all of those awful fucking things you do certainly do matter, each and every time

>>13884713
>ditsy
>slutty
>clumsy
say what you want but i bet she's a good time

>>13885878
How much you wanna bet this is some retarded weeb who wanted so desperately to be a jap that he started doing this autistic bullshit so people wouldn't treat him differently for being white. Now they treat him like a white autist.

>>13888618
Why do they insist on using their hands? Surely its not impossible to find a stick

>>13888980
Hands are actually good for making some things, better than any utensil. Not sure if that counts as one of them, though....

>>13881290
that fucking filename kek

>>13888226
would definitely try

>>13888329
it's "scripted reality" so they pay amateur actors 500 bucks and make them do ridiculous shit just barely believable

>>13888229
Fuck me, I thought it was a joke. "Nobody would eat that mess of clashing flavours", I hoped in vain. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?