/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Recipe
>3 ingredient sandwich
fat people are braindead

>>13874200
#americans am I right anon

A good trick would be to release a shitty recipe so people try it and don't like it as much as the original. That way they'll think they just can't cook and come back for the McD product as soon as the place opens again.

>>13874222
IKR, I wish I could upvote his post twice.
#doamericansreally
#mcdonalds

reminder that this gimmick started in canada

>>13874232
How can one country be so goddamn based?

>>13874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4YvmN1hvNA

>>13874200
>3 ingredients
clearly there are at least 4
5 if you butter the english muffin

>>13874194
Making fried rice with a crap ton of leftover rice right now

>>13874200
stop being racist

>t. pic related

The recipe is based af. Y'all hatin

>>13874200
Not as braindead as retards that can't count to 4.

>>13875324
>msg is bad
even nonfat americans are retarded

>#americans
http://archive.is/RMef4

>>13874194
if you can't reproduce this by just eyeballing it, you might be an imbecile

that's nice, but i'd rather have the recipe for the sausage, egg and cheese mcmuffin.

I was hoping for the seasonings for the sausage, but not, it's just english muffin, egg, sausage, and shitty american cheese.

They didn't even include the butter they put on the muffin.

>>13874194
do they include the recipe for the muffin itself?

>>13874194
>sausage
>no sausage
>muffin
>not actually a muffin

>>13875240
the ingredients are:
>Cow
>egg
>muffin
condiments like butter, ketchup or whatever sauce mcdonald's put on it don't count.

>>13874194
>lockdown
There is no lockdown, that would be unconstitutional. Go outside and eat anything you want, faggot. If anyone tries to stop you, shoot them.

>>13879443
__ _________ ______?

>>13879372
>cow
jesus christ anon

>>13874194
>Ingredient: 75g sausage meat
>gives no instruction on what kind of sausage or how to make your own
Great """"recipe""" you got there McD's

>>13879797
They don't know either, so can you really blame them?

>>13875324
I like how yuropoors talk shit about american fast food yet almost everytime an american fast food joint opens in their country it succeeds

>>13874194
I'm a little hung over, as soon as I get off work I'm gonna go get like 6 junior bacon cheeseburgers from Wendy's, some baconator fries, and take a nap with my cat. I'm also probably gonna dip pringles in some ketchup.

>>13879797
Mcdick's sausage recipe

>Grond pig anuses
>salt
>pepper
>sage style product (NOW MELTS!)

Wala!

>salt
>pepper

>>13879894
yup

>>13880044
I can't stop reading "grond" in the most ridiculous french accent I can manage.

>Recipe

>English muffin
>Sausage patty
>Fried egg cooked in a ring mould
>Slice of American cheddar

>mfw someone would need a recipe to follow in order to make a fucking breakfast sandwich

>>13875324
Lmao, fuck americans unironically. I laugh at their anguish now. I hope this virus kills them all.

>>13880065
The UK is a bastardized version of the US. Its a disgusting place filled with disgusting people. They arent representative of europe, theyre literally more american than americans.

>>13875324
go back to your cave you chemophobic jew

>>13874194
so, what's their recipe?

This recipe is bullshit

>>13880102
then why are there more mcdonalds in germany than UK?

>>13874194
Never would have figured this shit out. You mean it was an english muffin, a sausage, an egg, and a slice of cheese this whole time?? Well I'll be...

ive been dicing and sautee?frying? a potato with SPG and cowboy coffee every morning

lots of cooking dry beans and rice

also been making tortilla pizzas and weed hummus.

>>13879443
The cops in my area are definitely enforcing a curfew at the least.

>>13877281
It is though.

>>13880115
all i see is weiner and juevos

>>13880136
Because Germany is a more developed post-industrialised country - not a neoliberalised peasant island -with more inhabitants with more buying power and therefore more potential customers.

>>13880642
Damn china men sucking bat dick.

>>13877609
Shitload of salt and pepper in the sausage patty.
Butter the insides of the muffin, toast lightly, cook one side of sausage patty, flip, add egg and cheese on top, finish cooking, assemble.

>>13880601
It's really not. From ZMBH Heidelberg
>Total intake of glutamate from food in European countries is generally stable and ranged from 5 to 12 g/day (free: ca. 1 g, protein-bound: ca. 10 g, added as flavor: ca. 0.4 g). L-Glutamate (GLU) from all sources is mainly used as energy fuel in enterocytes. A maximum intake of 6.000 [corrected] mg/kg body weight is regarded as safe. The general use of glutamate salts (monosodium-L-glutamate and others) as food additive can, thus, be regarded as harmless for the whole population

That's not to say you should be going out to eat sausage and egg mcmuffins every day for years, and there's bound to be health problems if you do that, but that has less to do with MSG and more to do with shitty dietary practice

>>13879797
They aren't going to give the exact recipe because competitors would reproduce it

>>13881643
>from ________berg
Lol

>>13881895
>One of the oldest cities in germany
>Home to many internationally renowned research centers
epic meme anon

>>13875277
why does your rice look so wet, did you add the eggs directly on top of the rice

>>13875324
>Bush '04
Funny how the people making those images are now Trump people.

>>13879894
Yeah, Pizza Hut was a big hit in Italy.

>>13874194
Pancakes of course. Pancake batter has a long shelf.

>>13882926
Is it Trump people though?

>>13877456
I worked at McDurdels in high school and can help you out. The secret is a sausage patty with a fried egg and a slice of cheese on a English muffin. I hope I didn't give too many secrets for the sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin

>>13882953
>pancake batter
t. seppo

>>13882972
I meant "pancake mix". Once you add water the shelf life is a lot shorter of course.

>>13882995
>using pancake mix

>>13883000
Using pancake mix isn't ideal but having it means I can always have pancakes even if eggs and milk aren't available to make them from scratch. Some brands of pancake mix actually make pretty decent pancakes too.

>>13874194
turning the food pyramid into a some weird trapezoid

>>13883060
You can make pancakes without milk and eggs, and flour has a much longer shelf life than powdered milk and eggs.

>>13883097
you do realize you can make pancakes out of semen right?

>>13881895
Imagine being such a retard that the word Berg sents you into an antisemitic frenzy
Its a city in Germany you incel faggot

>>13874194
Is this a sausage recipe? I always wanted to make sausage

>>13883111
is that a family recipe?

>>13882794
Stfu faggot

>>13884513

These taste exactly like mcdonalds sausage if I remember right.

>>13875324
The final boss of America

>>13874194
Haha, gotchu now mcDonalt