/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13868867
shape changes the flavour, dont (You) me.

SPIRAL NIGGAS

>>13868903
It only changes how (much) sauce sticks to the pasta.

i will kill for dececco

>>13868867
I prefer wagon wheels.

>>13868920
literally nobody likes these. The last time I was at the grocery store the whole pasta aisle was.cleared out except for rotini and the shitty
gluten free spaghetti

>>13869356

retard

>>13869356
Rotini sucks but I'd rather use my teeth to harvest toenails than eat gluten free spaghetti

>>13869422
haha I used to bite my toenails off and eat them when I was a kid.

>>13868867
For hoarding, Spaghetti is best, since its way more densely to stack than spirals or other forms.
A spiral pack of 500 grams takes up way more space than a 500 gram spaghetti pack.

>>13868920
>>13869356
>nobody likes these
I literally almost exclusively eat rotini. Did I not get the memo or something?

>>13869491

they're just gay babies who don't know good pasta

>>13869491
YES. NO ONE LIKES ROTINIS, THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

>>13869498
>NO ONE LIKES ROTINIS
Why?

>>13869504
They're just, like, really loud and they always have to be the centre of attention even when it's not about them

>>13868926
then explain why the shaped kraft mac and cheese always tastes better then the regular shit.

>>13869511

are rotini the women of pasta

>>13868920
False, Penne rigate is the objectively superior pasta.

>>13869520
And, like, sometimes they say they don't even like your boyfriend, like, he's not even good enough for you but then they sleep with them behind your back and then blame it on their grandma recently passing and how they were, like, going through a really hard time and they had no one and you end up crying because you probably should have supported them better but you still, like, totally hate them and stuff

>>13869546

well i hope you're doing okay bud

boredom and alcohol are a bad mix sometimes

>>13869541
You must be kidding us.
With penne regato you are swallowing air like a venturi tunnel on an F1 car.

>>13869559
calm, he's on a governMENTAL lockdown

>>13869541
Penne rigate isn't even superior to starvation

>>13869567
>>13869583
What the fuck is with this discontent?
Come on Penne-bros where you at, back me up niggers.

>>13869593
Give in Penneanon
Penne Regato is just a hollow meme.
Stick to spirals or Spaghetti instead.

>>13869613
Are you fluent exclusively in the worst pasta shapes? I bet when you have trail mix you only eat the raisins

>>13869624
>Are you fluent exclusively in the worst pasta shapes?
No, i told you, i'm not eating Penne Regato.

>I bet when you have trail mix you only eat the raisins
Fuckkkkkk, you got me there ..... almost. It's the cashews i pic.

>>13869613
Fusilli is inferior in structural integrity to penne, this is an unquestionable fact. I have never even seen spirals and with god on my side, i hope i never will.

>>13869632
>>I bet when you have trail mix you only eat the raisins
>Fuckkkkkk, you got me there ..... almost. It's the cashews i pic.

I thought it couldn't get worse but when I said raisins I had also forgotten cashews existed

>>13869649
>Fusilli is inferior in structural integrity to penne,
Mate, we're on /ck/ and not in a building forum.

Structural integrity plays a role when you have to build pipe systems for pipelines or when you have to build a bridge or a skyscraper But don't bring structural integrity into the game when it's about fucking pasta.
My spirals (Fusili) never fall apart, plus the sauce is sticking well to them.

>>13868867
For me it's Farfalle, the best pasta shape.

>>13869661
>I thought it couldn't get worse but when I said raisins I had also forgotten cashews existed
Now you're lying your heck off.
Cashews are the master race of common nuts and beans.

>>13869516
Good fucking point...

for me it's the humble cavatappi

>>13868867
Conchiglie

>>13869485
I still do

>>13869356
people are so fat they wont even eat pasta salad

>>13869489
I agree that dense pasta is best for hoardng, but I prefer fettuccine and linguine.

>>13869516
>buying from companies that buy aborted baby corpses

>>13869672
I believe you mean pistachios.

>>13870270
>I believe you mean pistachios.
No, i did actually mean Cashews, but i love Pistachios also. So yes, i agree.

>>13870268
Hey now it’s just ethical hunting to eat what you kill. We wouldn’t want it to go to waste.

>>13868867
I bought two packages of every kind before the panic.

>>13869422
My wife has a wheat allergy and fuck me I have to eat that shit sometimes. Sometimes I just make my own pasta separate.

>>13869516
explain to me why you're too fucking stupid to notice that kraft changed the texture of their noodles (from smooth to textured) in the deluxe mac and now tastes like shit. fuck kraft.

Pasta related question.

If you make a sauce with salmon and artichoke should you just stick to olive oil or would it be worth adding mascarpone?

>>13870897
not that anon but anytime people talk about recipe changes I never notice it.
A bunch of people complained about hamburger helper recipe's being changed but it tastes fine to me and always has? Same thing with Kraft.

>>13869668
I really like mini Farfalle

>>13870981
Since taste is totally subjective and most of the time divides people fundamentally, i would say you try out making a sauce with mascarpone.

>>13870771
based Italian Noah

>>13871096
>mascarpone
I can't really make it to the store these days but I'll keep this in mind for like, months from now I guess.

>>13870796
you ever had spaghetti squash? gluten free and has flavor as opposed to noodles that usually don't taste like anything anyways.
Definitely recommend, you can put any typical sauce on it, I've made it with red and white sauce.

>>13870981
A lot of brands have started to remove salt and sugar bit by bit. Every year they removed a bit more until it was basically gone. People who continued to eat the products notice no decline and the slippery slope weens them off. People who took a break and then tried two or three steps down the line will find it bland. You might be eating it more often than they are.

>>13871113
>I can't really make it to the store these days ...
Seriously, are you in Italy?
In Germany we are at least allowed to go to the grocery store.
Allthough i have prepped the shit out of our stores, so i have food for the next 2.5 years or so.
All kinds of canned food, pasta and rice and stuff.

>>13871118
Thanks for the suggestion. Truth be told, spaghetti squash is literally the only food I can think of that grosses me out for some reason. I eat EVERYTHING but for some reason the taste and texture gross me out. It may be because I had a bad experience with a rotten squash served to me at a cooklet friend’s house.

>>13871139
I rarely eat Hamburger Helper or Kraft actually.
I do eat a lot of Velveeta however. I should say, I tend to add spices to anything I'm making so that probably makes a difference. I guess other people are too inept to do this? I thought it was super odd that so many people complained about the recipe changing because you can always just improve the recipe on your own and customize it to your liking?

>>13871249
No I'm in stupid ass USA. Any time I go out I start coughing, so I avoid it now.

I also didn't stock up because I don't drive. Oh well.

>>13871468
Weird - do you not enjoy squash in general or just spaghetti squash?

I can eat anything but beans. The texture bothers the hell out of me.

>>13869783
*half the batch suctions to the inside of the pot, becoming impossible to get out without destroying it*
Heh... Nothing personnel, man.

>>13871910
In your $5 pan maybe.

>>13871953
Yeah, I don't have that either? it's called stirring the food while it cooks.

wagon wheels are unironically great

>>13871882
I like squash when it’s sautéd but I guess not spaghetti squash. I mean, I’ll eat it, but I won’t like it.

>>13871994
You could probably just use regular squash - the only reason people use spaghetti squash for it is because it actually looks like noodles and has similar texture but also just tastes like squash.

>>13869667
>Structural integrity plays a role when you have to build pipe systems for pipelines or when you have to build a bridge or a skyscraper But don't bring structural integrity into the game when it's about fucking pasta.
hm yes texture plays no role at all in food that's why I serve my most esteemed guests a nice chuck steak

>>13872007
I think I like when pasta has some bite in terms of texture, and that’s why spaghetti squash seems pointless for me to make.

>>13868867
I Sweden we make toilet en masse (many plants and factories), actually we are supplying the whole of Europe with toilet paper.

A shedload of stuff got seized by the France because because its protective gear and they want hijack it it for themselves, damn french 5th colons, been thinking if we cut short the supply of toilet paper to the french?

Actually its its quite bad if the French only think about themselves, no idea if Germany is the same.

Maybe this whole EU idea is not what it seemed to be, don't get me wrong i like the EU but when cooperation fails, i actually thought the EU would help the EU.

Luckily Swedish Getinge is increasing their production to 16000 ventilators this year, a few thousand marked for Italy. They will get to Italy no matter what.

Am I the only person that likes eating rigatoni by fingering the pasta into my mouth then licking my fingers clean?

>>13872231
Yes

>>13872246
Guess I'll never have a loving meal where we eat a bowl of 'toni, playfully making Chinese finger traps with each one.

>>13872231
Indians eating pasta?
I thought you guys prefer rice and chicken witch curry and curcuma.

>>13872030
>hm yes texture plays no role at all in food that's why I serve my most esteemed guests a nice chuck steak
Don't roll m8.
We talk pasta not steaks.
Spirals/Fusili arent less structural than rigatoni or vice versa.
If Fusili get cooked "al dente" they actually are a joy to eat.

Egg noodles and penne.

>>13872104
Toapapper är gjort i Nybro hos företaget Munksjö
How can France confiscate swedish productions?
And first of all, what has that to do with pasta?

>>13872340
Well next the french will confiscate pasta and the who knows what, and toiletpaper is also made in Edet "lilla Edet" :D

>>13869721
I think you mean Scoobi Doo

>>13872356
>Frankrike är kaxiga
But how does France confiscate stuff. I mean they can't just order Sweden to send them all the stuff while others aren't getting anything.
If Sweden decides to send stuff to lets say Italy or Austria, France can't do a shit.
Ask Germany to blitzkrieg them.

>>13872356
If Sweden can ramp up the productions to 16000 advanced ventilators a year, i wonder if what the rest of Europe can produce?

No idea how many ecmos (extra corporeal membrane oxygenation devices) Sweden can make a year but i guess production on those needs to be ramped up too.

>>13872374
If it passes by France the french hijack it.

>>13869721
This. I make my mac and cheese with it.

>>13872394
Well, then send it via air or train through Germany.

>>13868867
if i can find it on sale, i love them little radiators

>>13872507
Fuck yea these are bitchin

>>13869025
heh. fucking this.

what retard calls them orange slices

rigatoni > penne

>>13872708
you fucking newfag.
You've never heard of misnamed image files?

So much air in all these pastas. I just hoarded semolina and make what I want with it.

>>13868867
Orange slices? you call Rotelle orange slices? I get wagon wheels, but what the fuck is wrong with you

>>13872935
fuck you, their called orange slices in the south

>>13872940
I live in the south and I have NEVER heard that

>>13872959
i do NOT believe you. wagon wheels? you're the one making things up

>>13872959
look here, retard

>>13872987
Maybe it's the deep south then, still stupid as all hell

>>13872987
Also bullshit that was edited into the wikipedia page less than 10 minuets ago

>>13872990
check em

>>13873000
how did you do that

Reject the false dichotomy

>>13873041
this was intended for a different thread, point still stands

>>13872935
>>13872987
>>13872990
>>13872998
As i have never heard either "wagon wheels" or "orange slices" as a refferable name for Rotelles, i am not completely disagreeing with eiter namegiving. Since they indeed look like wagon wheels or do resemble a cut up citrus fruit (which a sliced up orange is).

Look at the Limewire icon.

Shapes of any kind are best with mac and cheese. Those are wagon wheels.
I like to mix it up with fettucine, spaghetti and rarely angelhair for marinara sauce + meatballs.
Radiatore` are excellent.
Anyone who likes pene is a peasant nonhuman and should be considered dangerous.

>>13872935
dude, it was just a misnamed image file.
Used to be a thing back in like 2009.

>>13872987
>American south
Ahh no wonder. They come up with more retarded names than the Midwest with their hot dish and pop and shit.

>>13873725
I grew up in the south and never heard them called that? Only pinwheels which honestly didn't make that much sense.

>>13868867
They're called wagon wheels because they look like wagon wheels. You say orange slices but they don't even look like an orange slice, nor do they take like oranges. Pasta should not take like oranges so use the correct term faggot. You chose the best choice but ruined the name for all who saw it.

>>13873725
Ready to eat meals became Meal Ready to Eat. Fucking mutts are insufferable!

>>13870897
bitch i aint never had delux kraft, it's only the shitty blue box and whatever fucking cartoon character design pasta they had were my only choices.

>>13868920
If you overcook them, they look like worms

>>13868867
Gnocchi

Gemelli Master Race

>>13869668
honestly my least favorite sorry anon they suck

>>13874301
fucking lol

>>13870268
The fetuses of abandoned children sold in tenebrous markets is obviously the secret ingredient that makes Kraft dinner so good.

>>13876957
I have 2 boxes of this in my cupboard right now.

Ever since Kraft came out with that Alfredo shit, it's been a go-to pasta shape for me. Kraft stopped selling the Alfredo, but I can find the pasta shape from a store-brand at least.

>>13877537

o ho ho is funni because is random!!! ho ho ho!

>>13868867
>tfw cant hoard pasta because literal hoarders have stripped the shelves bare

>>13868867
orzo

>>13873005
>>13873000
ck is so slow that at night you can time your posts to get gets