/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13865445

>>13865445
Chicken is okay. Spaghetti is weird. PH McDonalds is better.

>>13865445
chicken is ok but at least it's better than kfc.

why is my country's fast food chain a meme again? and i barely eat there anyway unless my sisters insists.

>>13865483
Not your fault but people dislike PH food and meme it. Trust me I feel you it sucks. I'm from Britain.

>>13865484
they're not wrong and it's one of the reasons to move out of this 3rd world shithole anyway and pretend to not be from there.

Jolibee if u are not filipino is shit, no matter how good ur little gf tells you it is don't give in to her!

>>13865532

Adobo and Ube are just totally based and uniquue though. Jolibee isn't even traditional Filipino food. It's like me judging American food to be McDonalds when you *have things like Chicago Deep Dish Pizza.

>>13865665
Nobody eats Chicago deep dish it's a meem

>>13865671

Lol. Seethe.

>>13865671
Hundreds of thousands of people willingly perpetuate the existence of St. Louis style pizza yearly, and that's not even in the same ballpark of notoriety.

now this is my kinda thread

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

Never been or seen one. Should I try it?

>>13865532
You exposed me. I had to grin and pretend "wow its so good" when my gf made me try it. At least I didn't have to pretend to like balut

>>13865991
get the chickenjoy, palabok, aloha burger, and pineapple juice. as well as peach mango pie

>>13865949
>used to bee

wish they'd fucking sell sisig

JOLLIBEE®

>>13865483
is your sister hot?

>>13865502
im sort of jealous. in my last manila trip, i noticed most your fast food locations are so consolidated and are 24hrs. every block there's a McDo, JB, KFC, Pizza Hut, Mang Inasal, Master Siomai, Dunkin, etc and they all seem better to me for some reason.

back in LA, we have to drive/walk far

>>13865445
yeah im thinking the bee is based

>>13865445
doesn't get any jollier than this

>>13866343
fkn this

>>13865445
I like their hamburger steak. Their pies are addictive like crack. Haven't tried the other stuff on their menu.

no

>>13865445
Shit chicken, shit spaghetti. Go to Church's or Popeyes if you want a chain, all else find a good small place.

>>13869225
seethe more cuck