/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13863627
Mmm... tar. Just like my dad used to make

It wasn't very good

holy shit these are fucking vile. the tomato ones and the "hot" chili ones are bad too. in fact, all polar deenz are complete trash, even the ones in oil. This is what $0.99/can gets you. Just spend $0.50 more and you can buy yourself something nice. Spend $2 and it's a very tasty treat.

Please heed my advice and don't buy Polar deenz and definitely do not fucking buy their mustard cans. Sardines in mustard go great on a sammich with some cheese and pickles, but Polar chooses the lowest quality fish and packs it in tons and tons of weird yellow slime. Please don't.

>>13863719
>Kebab meat
Why do you keep saying fucktard things. Kebab is meat.

>>13863531
that actually looks good

>>13863719
>I don't understand how words work the post.
Any thing with the meat in it is called kebab. Those
things are just the condiments served with it. You are completely braindead and don't understand that kebab means meat and not bread or whatever other shit they add to it.

>>13863719
>If I took fish and put it into a hot dog bun it would be a hot dog

No it would be fish in a hot dog bun.

>>13863660
just make some cold brew if you're getting that bored

>>13863712
Where do they go shit and piss? I was in Manhattan recently and several of them seemed like they had no bathrooms around. Where do they wash their hands? They looked even worse in Chinatown

>>13863788
Because I don't have a bento box. So I make a rice bowl or plate of sushi to sit at my couch and watch animu while eating, instead.
Afterwards I lie down to digest. Occasionally cry.

>>13863531
One side of that sammy has meat. The other side has all the veg and everything wet. The construction of that sammy is fucking awful and would do nothing but piss me off while eating it. If you can't take the extra 40 seconds to layer a sammy properly then just don't make it.

>>13863660
that's a shame, anon

>>13862010
pms

>>13863660
i imagine the texture is disgusting
does it taste the same as regular coffee but thicker? or maybe a bit stronger?

>>13863660
Jesus christ it looks like cough syrup.

>>13863660
I can guarantee you you had the heat on too high
ideally you should have kept it at 190-200, the moment it goes over 207 you've burnt it

What made it thick? Did you make it with thickened water?

If you want good thick coffee, make Navajo coffee. It's thickened with toasted flour.

>>13864300
And I bet you don't see yours, nigger

>>13864305
Awwww is someone upset?

>>13863627
Basically coffee syrup. Use it for coffee milk! make sure to add sugar though.

>>13864307
I wish coffee milk caught on everywhere

>>13864307
Anon, don't doxx yourself. We all know you're from Rhode Island, now.

>>13864365
I forgot how state specific it is.

>>13864358
>I wish coffee milk caught on everywhere

>>13864477
fair enough

>>13864375
we do it down here in louisiana too, though coffee milk is generally seen as a kids drink

>>13864492
Yeah I do. It's a big bowl that I had your mother hold right in front of her roast beef ass pussy to hide the nasty shit from the rest of the public.
I had to give up painting that shit half way through because I almost threw up from the smell.

>>13862942
Never heard of these before, actually look super useful. Thanks
Are there any brands or models in particular I should look into?

>>13864503
Genuinely curious what you think you've to gain from this interaction

>>13864498
Not even the sandal man himself can help americans

>>13864510
>Genuinely curious what you think you've to gain from this interaction
You tell me anon, what do I have to gain? Besides raw power.

>>13864297
>>13864222

I thickened the cold leftover coffee from the morning using corn starch.

It tasted pretty much just like bad coffee, but with a vile texture.

>>13864514
Fundamentally cringe post

>>13864518
that sounds awful, why would you do that?

>>13864527
had just enough corn starch left in the tub to try it, and it seemed fun

>>13863414
deenz fucking rule

>>13864532
i respect that
i remember making some borderline disgusting stuff in college just to fuck around and try new shit
this one time i made coffee-marinated cheeto-fried chicken

>>13863660
thats believable

>>13864485
Same here. Its basically another version of chocolate milk

>when you ask the barista to add 2 shots of xanthan gum

>>13864375
not like it’s the state drink or anything you retard

>>13864307
>>13864358
If you bros ever make it to japan keep your eyes peeled for Koiwai coffee milk. It's absolutely excellent.

>>13864358
>take milk
>add coffee
>woah