/ck/ - Food & Cooking

based and nice hiss pilled

Steve is the most boring youtuber

>>13861565
I dry heaved when they did the cross section. Fucking repulsive

>>13863284
It's true. I can only watch some personality-less retard eat garbage military food for so long

>>13863284
>t. regularly gargles several dicks at once

>>13863296
t. tryhard

>>13863257
nice
>>13863274
how did you get that smile before your ID?

>the wait between new videos

>>13863334
Kill yourself

>>13863352
pardonne moi? what are you saying you flaming faggot?

>>13863284

>>13863362
>h-how'd you get t-that "smiley face"
>looks at calendar
>scratches head
Yeah, jus kill yourself

>>13862380
Why do you have to eat all the fries at once and later all the cheese curds at once? Sounds OCD.

>>13863421
it's 2th of april in my calendar. I was shitposting for whole day since 1st, and even immuned anons don't have that face in masse. so from what I can see here only the most vile pieces of shit, poofters and cum eating faggots like you can get it. now grab the biggest wobbling dildo from your giant collection and fuck youself to death.

>>13863257
The intro was begging to be Vaporsteved

>>13863431
>b-but it's actually the 2nd of April on my calendar
I collected pennies for UNICEF to pay for that internet connection you're using. Not that I would expect some brown skin third worlder to be grateful or anything.

>>13863503
faggot are you drunk? Im Russian and I bet a pile of gold against bucket of horse dung, my shit is whiter than you. sober up bitch, untill I slapped your cheeks.

i bet this guy never had a gf

>>13863431
>tooth of april
Based?

This shit truly looks awful. I fucking hate canned spinach, why would they not just do like a sun dried tomato and bacon. Did they have a shit ton of spinach or something?

Nice

>>13863519
he did, they split about a year ago

>>13863519

>>13863519
>>13865090
I'm bamboozling. It's actually some /k/ommandos gf
But fucking hell, what's wrong with you anon

>>13863294
>garbage military food
It's survival food dumb-ass

>>13863284
>>13863294

Steve smokes vintage 1940’s cigarettes whereas you two smoke cock

>>13865475
still garbage I wouldn't feed my dog
>>13865524
I smoke crack actually dumb faggoo

>>13863284
>>13863294
I see the fags came early in this thread.

here have a smoking steve

>>13865090
Seeing Steve next to fresh produce seems wrong

One of the worst? Hot damn it's my favorite one. At least everyone else not wanting it makes it easy to trade the real shit like maple pork pattie to other rubes in my unit

>>13866202
"Nice" embodied.

>>13865742
And you smoke cock to fund the crack addiction

>>13866202
wholesome

>>13865090
If I remember correctly, this was someone else's girlfriend and they got a picture with him when they spotted him at a Publix. I think Steve also gave them P38 can openers.

>>13868034
Well I'm gay btw so not sure why that matters

Steve is a qt even if his videos are boring as fuck

>>13865090
>his eyes are closed

don't know why but it feels more wholesome

do people like him ironically or sincerely? he seems like a forrest gump tier retard desu.

>>13868363
pure innocence
he's just genuinely excited about this shit

>>13865090
is she 4ft tall? lol

>>13863257
Based and letsgetthisoutonatray pilled

So is Steve pretty much guaranteed to be the quarantine king? He must still have hundreds of MREs stored away he hasn't tried and tons of supplies from his rations. Pretty sure he has N95 masks for the really stinky Vietnam rations too.

>>13865090
he's a big guy

>>13863284
>>13863294
you two can fuck off

>>13868385
its highly concentrated autism. steve gives off very high on on the spectrum vibes. anyone who is proud to be part of the 'MRE tasting community' automatically qualifies as deeply aspie

>>13866202
>>13869194
It's so fucking uncanny, if he shaved he'd look like Reviewbrah.

>>13863257
nice!

>>13863257
take my ass out onto a tray, mredaddy

>>13870065
Honestly though I can see it

>>13863431
>2th
Based

>>13863431
Is that you, Hannah?

>>13870206
She is actually mentally retarded isn't she? I was hoping that was just a rumor.

sometimes I wish I was gay so potential partners could be cool like steve and not like this >>13870206

>>13870231
you are gay. and more more - a faggot.

>>13870191
they are both Floridamen. Maybe related?

>>13863294
>>13863284
t. didn't get coffee instant type 2 in their rations

>>13863257
Bles

>>13870211
If you look at behind the scenes stuff I think you will find that a LOT of these "performers", male and female, are retarded.
The thing about it being caused by a car accident is a lie, though. She was in an accident, but she was retarded before that.

Paul Harrell reposted a nice one with some cooking from last year.
No, it's not his office and it's not his Pickle Rick figurine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRoXZkyWx8A

>>13863334
What MRE review video is this from again? I remember enjoying this one the most due to how laidback it is

If this lockdown keeps up for longer, Steve'll most likely get sick as fuck of MREs for a pretty good period of time. Based on the video's intro, it seems like it's all he's been eating since, and that fettucine disappointed him bad when he was looking for something more "gourmet".

Anticipate a break from the guy, it's bound to happen.

>>13870308
sorry mate, can't remember it too.

>>13870308
ok I found it, this one exactely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7BksoPrkl0

>>13870260
thanks man, here's to hoping

>>13870367
thanks bud. no offense to steve, but hearing his videos during bedtime help me drift easier to sleep. something in his voice i figure

>>13870378
it's natural, genetical shit. so, I don't want to be that gay to tell you..
>>13870383
you're welcome. It was kinda quest to find that particular one and refresh my memory on Steve's old vids.

>>13870378
>>13870398
oops, typo. that gUy*

He never struck me as retarded.

>>13870231
most gays are mentally unstable

>>13863284
>>13863294

I'm not a smoker but I when I watch Steve's videos I really want to start. He makes it look so comfy and I need some comfyness right now