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13860170 No.13860170[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

DON'T EAT ME

>> No.13860172

>>13860170
GET IN THE POT

>> No.13860178
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13860178

>>13860170
Could be worse, it could be ortolan from french freaks.

>> No.13860185

>>13860178
That looks like a prop from a horror movie.

>> No.13860186

>>13860170
Why not?

>> No.13860188

>>13860170
I caught one of them once in a hallway, some little "urban youth" types were trying to kill it so I caught it and put it outside of a window. Damn qt pie bat, I'm just glad I had a bag with me. I closed it off in a hallway and got it tired out so bagged it and then let it out of a window.

>> No.13860193

>>13860185
It's not, it's real french weirdness.

>> No.13860195
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13860195

Would you?

>> No.13860201

David Bowie - This Is Not America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsMUxdZGgWI

>> No.13860204

DON'T TASTE ME, BRO

>> No.13860213

I was a girlfriend at the time and she didn't mine me catching and realising a bat, I told my mom about that and she practically freaked out on me.

>> No.13860216

>>13860193
...Does it taste good?

>> No.13860220

>>13860170
Tell them at the Chinese market. They eat everything with eyes.

>> No.13860222

>>13860213
... with a girlfriend ...
releasing

>> No.13860226

>>13860216
Hell all, I'm a not a french freakjob so don't eat ortolan.

>> No.13860231
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13860231

Poor little birdos

>> No.13860238

>>13860170
ahh nice time to cook a litte
zuppa di pippistrello

>> No.13860241
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13860241

get out of my board

>> No.13860249

>>13860238
You might need a side of linguine with that

>> No.13860251

>>13860241
it's to late
you will be one of us

>> No.13860254

Uma delicia

>> No.13860266
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>>13860254

>> No.13860269

>>13860249
uma coronalicia yes
that gues well together

>> No.13860271

Of course everybody in a thread about bat soup is infected.

>> No.13860365

>>13860271
It needs some Clash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhwk9PTPOpU
The Clash - London Calling/ Train In The Vain (Live On Fridays)

>> No.13860372

>>13860170
UMA

>> No.13860376

>>13860195
Yes

>> No.13860379
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13860379

>>13860170

>> No.13860401

Bitches need some clampdown
The Clash - The Guns Of Brixton/ Clampdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOTgzqErd4

>> No.13860415

>>13860405
tookie in her cookie

>> No.13860461

My retard Spanish co-worker claims...if you punch a hole on said bat wings it can't fly!
Any truth in that?

>> No.13860483
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13860483

>>13860170
GET IN MAH BELLEH

>> No.13860505

>>13860170
You know, I was as skeptical as anyone when I heard the news, but that bat soup was quite good! And I feel
>COOF
I feel just fine

>> No.13860521

>>13860241
If you guys didn't insist on eating weird shit this wouldn't have spread good dam it.

>> No.13860527

>>13860271
how does if work?

>> No.13860533

Daily reminder that "haha they eat bat" posts is Chinese Intelligence spreading disinfo so people don't realize coronavirus escaped from a Chinese lab

>> No.13860537

>>13860170
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA

>> No.13860542

>>13860527
i am COOOFING on you

>> No.13860546
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13860546

>>13860533
and what about posts like this one?

>> No.13860548

>>13860521
It's not our fault bats are so tasty

>> No.13860639

>>13860533
>escaped
Was let out.

>> No.13860643

sorry

>> No.13860680

>>13860558
Oh yeah, because that's so much better than yours while you take our money. Fucking hypocrites.

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13860690

>>13860195
Yes

>> No.13860691

>>13860558
If you know so much about Americans then why are you such a hypocrite and taking USA money? You could just say no of course you're not capable of that because you're a scumbag hypocrite.

>> No.13860728

>>13860188
Did you use gloves? They can carry rabies.

>> No.13860769
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13860769

Mmm I love eating bats, they’re my favorite treat!

>> No.13860773
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13860773

Back off

>> No.13860793

>>13860170
it's so tiny

>> No.13860797

>>13860170
MMMMMMMMMM.... Delicious....

>> No.13860826

>>13860803
Coof

>> No.13860847
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13860847

>>13860803
Then be like a tree and get the fuck outta here

>> No.13860979
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I'm just gonna...

>> No.13860998

VERY TASTIE! YUM YUM!

>> No.13861022

>>13860979
based

>> No.13861115

>>13860170
did /an/ and /ck/ cause the coronavirus?

>> No.13861138

>>13860170
you look so delicious though

>> No.13861626

coo

>> No.13861636

I wonder what bats taste like

>> No.13861713

>>13860170
No eat Zubat! D:

>> No.13861717

>>13861115
Yes

>> No.13861742

>>13861728
>Eating bats is perfectly fine
No it isn't retard they're known carriers for a lot of diseases since they rarely show symptoms.

>> No.13861761

>>13860728
No, didn't have any at the time, but I had a plastic bag with some drinks in it for my girl and myself so I used the plastic bag to catch it then release the qt bat out of a window.

>> No.13861773

I go for the bat-fu-young from chinese joints.

>> No.13861957

>>13861742
lol these fucking chinks man

>> No.13861963

>>13861761
Very nice of you but be careful with wild animals. They are often diseased.

>> No.13862027

>>13860170
Cute bat. Get in ma belly

>> No.13862329

Pretty bird

>> No.13862471

>>13860195
coof

>> No.13862580

>>13860188
I caught one too, back when I was working night shifts at a security gig. Bat flying around the complex and got stuck indoors. Boss told me to call the exterminators, but I just scooped him up on a tennis racket and carried him outside. I also hit a relatively rare type of owl with the security car once. He flew into the windshield and fucked his wing up. Waited for like 2 hours at his side while some fuckers from a sanctuary came to get him.

I hope they’re both okay and doing well.

>> No.13862623
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13862623

>a-anon please save me from the chinamen...
what do?

>> No.13862694

>>13860188
Bats are based. They eat mosquitoes, and mosquitoes are giant faggots.

Just dont eat bats.

>> No.13862751

>>13860979
I bet we humans could learn something about proper shaking technique from them
when the stakes are that high they must have figured out how to get even the last drop off

>> No.13862891

>>13860170
Doesn’t matter, I’m immune nigger

>> No.13862894

>>13862751
*coof coof*

Wouldn't know.

>> No.13862900

>>13860996
ah yes. now this is what a delicious animal looks like!

why the fuck are chinks so disgusting? can we dump a shit load of armadillos into their country so they start eating those and catch leprosy?

>> No.13862905
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>>13862623
NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GOOD BOY SKY PUPPERINO!

>> No.13862966
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13862966

FEED ME INSTEAD PLZ HOOMAN

>> No.13863099

>>13860195
anon no seriously no pls

>> No.13863105

>>13863099
f-fuggg

>> No.13863131

>>13860979
Damn, and I have to walk all the way down the hall.

>> No.13863189

>>13862694
That's right and they have cool based sonar echo location.

>> No.13863225

>>13863131
Don't forget to keep a box of twinkies in your folds of fat for that long walk.

>> No.13863229

>>13860170
haha how cute!
Reminds me of the time one was crawling on my wall, so I got a broom and whacked it, then let my doggo tear it apart!

>> No.13863235

>>13860461
I'm no bat expert, but I'm pretty sure he's right.

>> No.13863239

>>13863229
Bat killer! You should go to hell for your transgressions!

>> No.13863288

>>13860170
Look at me Ruth.
I am the Mommy now.

>> No.13864105

>>13860172
coof coof coof

>> No.13864106

Keep calm little fella, i'm not Chinese

>> No.13864249

nooooooooo

>> No.13865570

>>13860461
same with butterflies and big moths

>> No.13865575

I'm coughing and have a headache
soup was okay

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>>13860170

>> No.13865796

>>13860170
Years ago, in the fall when it was starting to get cold, my parents heard some noises in their bedroom and discovered 5 bats that hid in various places, probably to hibernate.

Those little fuckers were really cute.

>> No.13866920

>>13862580
Based post. I would buy you ten beers if you were my buddy.

>> No.13867055

>>13865734
Ozzy Osborne Virus

>> No.13867199

>>13860979
b&r

>> No.13869125

Get back up there little cutie.

>> No.13869145

>>13860680
>>13860691
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/六四事件
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/tiananmen-square-protests-in-pictures/
六四天安門事件
八九民運或是八九學運
1989年春夏之交的政治風波
Tiananmen Square Protests
天安門廣場抗議
Tiananmen Square Massacre
天安門廣場屠殺
請享用
TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE 1989 六四事件 JUNE FOURTH INCIDENT 八九民运 DEMOCRACY MOVEMENT TIANANMEN SQUARE INCIDENT
西藏 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 Free East Turkistan

>> No.13869157

chink eats bat and american eats foreskin
celebrate diversity

>> No.13869196

>>13860170
well, don't fucking bite me then.

>> No.13869206

>>13862623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

>> No.13869212

>>13860170
Don’t worry, cutie. You’re safe here.

>> No.13869542

>>13869145
so does this shit actually work? every time i've seen it posted the shitposting stops

>> No.13869628

>>13860769
why is norm eating a bat burger?

>> No.13869676

NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EATERINO THE HECKIN BATERINO. MY GOOD BOI MEMBER OF THE ORDER CHIROPTERA YOU'RE DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN