/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Let me be your sugar baby pls! ;)

As one human bean to another, please stop this shit

>>13856595
W-why? <4

>>13856597
No never stop don’t listen to them your perfect <3

>>13856606
Todays dish is Garlic Parmesan Penne Pasta <4
Simple, elegant, and meat free <4
Also technically Italian, just as an anon asked for!

>>13856582
What are you making?

>>13856582
Why are people indulging this tranny?

Post bussy

>>13856610
Well how about that... I have pasta, I have garlic, I have parmesan, and I need something else to do with pasta besides "boil it and put tomato sauce on it". Let's see this.

>>13856626
It c-came out really good <4 Here is the ingredient list!

The ingredients!
- 8 oz of pasta (I chose Protein+ Penne)
- 10 tbsp unsalted butter
- 3 cloves of garlic, minced
- 1 tsp Crushed Red Pepper Flakes
- 1/2c Fresh Grated Parmesan
- Kosher Salt and pepepr

Very easy stuff!
https://voca.ro/fs9aAXRykLR

>>13856610
Looks great! I do the same thing sometimes but I add meat, usually sauteed chicken thighs and then cut up cherry tomatoes and some baby spinach or arugula. Though I got the idea from watching pioneer woman one morning lol

>>13856626
>I need something else to do with pasta besides "boil it and put tomato sauce on it".

No you don't. Maybe you would like something more than that but you definitely don't need it.

I don't mind your content and appreciate you actually putting some cooking content on this board but do you ever get tired of doing the thing where you type to imitate a stutter IRL?

>>13856634
lol your the kid in class who would respond to the teacher like "no i cant read paragraph 2" when the teacher would as can you instead of will you.

>>13856646
I d-don't get tired of it, I do it automatically <4

>>13856633
Pioneer woman? Is t-that any good?
Mince the garlic nice and small so that you can get a little bit in each bite and it won't overpower everything!
https://voca.ro/6tOXz7xYOle

>>13856650
Close. I'm the guy who, when asked to read aloud in class, said "Do it yourself, bitch."

I was an unruly child. And now I'm a pedantic man.

>>13856582
Is this a man?
There's a lot of wrist showing

Alice's restaurant. Welcome back

>>13856657
I'm n-not, apologies if that's what you like <4

>>13856656
You come off as needlessly antagonistic

>>13856657
Ha ha here we go again.
Does it really matter? Is the food gonna taste different?

>>13856654
Uh shes alright lol. She has this whole fake country persona thing where she is from LA and married into the richest family in oklahoma. Some of her recipes are decent and the other ones are just like "Pizza Casserole" and "taco pie" and other weird flyover shit lol

>>13856667
Well, that's because I am.

>>13856670
I s-see...
Grate the parmesan! You can purchase already grated cheese, but I found this at my local store and thought "Hey, why not!"
https://voca.ro/8o12qhvlYXQ

>>13856677
Yeah is the food network tho. Its better than the news to have in the background imo. Also we have the same grater haha.

>>13856677
I am glad you did. Some gordons on here would have a melt down iff you didnt. Pun intended. Nice get.

>>13856688
Right? <4


>>13856685
That s-sounds reasonable to me <4
Grater buddies~


Cook the pasta according to the directions on the box. This is a crucial step, so make sure you do it right! I also like to cook my pasta til it's "al dente" (a little bite in the middle) because we are mixing this together on the stove and it will cook more.
https://voca.ro/botGTzom905

Hey MODS why do you allow this filthy tranny to SPAM her stupid threads here and in /soc/ and in /bant/???

>>>/bant/9928753

>>>/soc/28764728

>>13856690
Double dubs. Right?

>>13856691
Hater. Go back to mlp

>>13856582
Ur cude

>>13856691
lol its more related to cooking than all the fucking fast food and hot sauce and pleb filter threads

>>13856702
Hot sauce and fast food are cooking.

Unsure if they're food.

>>13856690
while its cooking let me drink ur pee <3

Red Pepper Flakes, Butter and Garlic!
GATTAI! Mix it t-together!

You can do it Anonymous. Just dump them all in at the same time.
https://voca.ro/1MGx6bqx0Vs

>>13856706
oh really you cook fast food and hot sauce?
is that what you do?
get out of here

Reported for spamming

>>13856702
Alice has enemies that are jelly when she puts out better content than them. They seethe. They are some weird, crazy, psychpathic people who need help

Fuck off tranny

>>13856656
>Close. I'm the guy who, when asked to read aloud in class, said "Do it yourself, bitch."
Holy fucking shit, are you Damien? There can only be one faggot THAT childishly edgy.

What is this cringe? Bashful stuttering nonsense. Hope you fags like it.

>>13856714
Bumping your bat soup thread to the bottom of the catalog? Poor baby

>>13856713
>is that what you do?

That's what I said, isn't it?

Whisk that shit till the foam subsides and the butter browns to a deep golden brown.
https://voca.ro/4vsP3fkVOxz

>>13856718
The person who needs help is the biological male who pretends he's a female and is wealthy to try to get attention on an anonymous message board

>>13856610
>those hands

Remove the foam from the top of the butter. This is also known as "clarifying" it and we do this by removing the fat solids that float to the top of the bubbly butter!
https://voca.ro/lk3ZLjoeoq2

>>13856606
>>13856593
>>13856626
>>13856633
>>13856650

This mentally ill tranny has like 2 friends in the world and they play with her on twitch and come here and defend her from the meanies. It's pathetic

>>13856737
I read some tweets from you. You seem so intelligent. Why bother with all this hate on here? I know, you love anons. You are a very interesting girl anon-alice

>>13856770
I d-do this to help Anonymous <4

>>13856763
Hope i am not being too forward but 3 now. I am including myself

>>13856763
>they play with her on twitch and come here and defend her from the meanies.

No they don't. I'm the only one doing that and I've never played video games with her.

Stir in the pasta and the cheese until it's well combined. This can take a few minutes and if you're not satisfied with the amount of cheese, feel free to add more!
https://voca.ro/lyBCDnEQeno

>>13856778
>>13856763
>>13856770
>her
>girl

>>13856778
>I'm the only one doing that

Oh shit you're even more pathetic than I thought

I appreciate the effort you've put into making webms/vocaroos. But could you please stop spamming this shit on every board? tia

>>13856797
I'm n-not spamming this, n-nor am I on every board.
Currently, I'm w-working with around 8

>>13856770
>not posting ironically to intentionally make greasers seethe

>>13856790
Yep.

>>13856582
Cute.

>>13856809
Thank you <4
Well Anonymous, the dish we had today is a wonderful Parmesan and Garlic butter pasta! I hope that you enjoy it~
https://voca.ro/6XKhDgbpDDC

>>13856797
Why it hurt you so bad homes? You know how deep a catalog goes? You can find your shit if you look. Just hide this thread

>>13856816
Nice plastic fork from Taco Bell and bowl you found in your neighbor's garbage

Please stop posting.

>>13856831
T-that is actually a custom black metal spoon <4 Want a close up?

>>13856826
Pretty sure the chan has rules against spamming by attention seeking trannies

>>13856816
>heat up premade ingredients and mix them together
wow good job

>>13856832
No <4

>>13856841
Thank you~


Alright Anonymous, t-that was my thread <4 I hope you learned something and were better for it occuring! If not, w-well, why did you even open this thread if you knew you'd hate it?

In these trying times, food insecurity is a HUGE problem. I don't want any Anon to go hungry, so if you need food or money for anything at all, please email me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com and I'll try to help you out.

We're all in this together, Anonymous.
Have a good one, see you tomorrow <4

>>13856816
Noice
Who's the camera operator?

>>13856816
Once again, thank you alice. I used to like you but now i admit i like watching your haters seethe. I mean i still like you a lot but the train wreck your detractors provide sends my sides into orbit!

>>13856833
I do

Do you find that documenting your cooking has made you any better at cooking?

What about creating content in general, have you found that it helps you in IRL social interactions?

>>13856845
D-don't worry, I'm from /b/ <4 I sympathize

>>13856833
I want a close up of your Le Creuset dutch oven with your man hands and a time stamp in the pic

>>13856845
Ps especially the losers on bant!

>>13856844

This guy:
>>13856845
>>13856826
>>13856809
>>13856778
>>13856770
>>13856729
>>13856718

Alice why do you use non-vegan ingredients? That's not nice to the animals

>>13856861
Those are different people.

>>13856853
I've f-found forcing myself to cook a lot has improved my cooking <4

>>13856855
S-sorry, I'm not a man <4

>>13856862
I d-don't care <4
Alright, I'll b-be back later /ck/! T-talk to you then!

>>13856853
>IRL social interactions?

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

>>13856874
please don't eat with utensils that have chipped paint.

>>13856862
True. He should be kicked off this website.

You should get a commercial induction hob so you can cook on the table and take video of the actual cooking processes instead of just holding a hot pan over your table for a clip like >>13856737
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G9YKPQC

>>13856874
>S-sorry, I'm not a man <4

O-okay then show your hand with a time stamp and the Le Creuset. Anyone with money and a love of cooking has one, after all..

>>13856874
Animals have feelings too

>>13856816
Ah yes all wealthy people have black forks that look like they've been through a garbage disposal

Just admit you live in a trailer park and get disability checks

I liked it

>>13856874
I see your reflection in that spoon. Be careful anon

>>13856915
looks like that's a titanium black spoon actually, which is a real high end material

>>13856788
>stormnigger seething
>posting this fucking faggot
Please go back to /pol/

>>13856946
Don't say that word please.

>>13856924
UHOH ITS A MAN
HAHAHAHAHA

>>13856946
>varg
>faggot
he has 6 kids dumb nigger

>>13856691
Cookalongs have been on this boards since its inception, newfag

>>13856971
...what do you think you are seeing in that reflection? It's a ceiling isn't it?

>>13856997
he's a fucking faggot who hides in a forest with his troglodyte family. Hear this from a frog, he's a meek faggot who only acts tough until he has to actually meet someone on his rare excursions out of his pit.

>newfaggots STILL getting filtered by based Alice

it's fucking corona christmas

>>13856582
>stutters in text
>doesn't stutter in audio
I still don't get it. But the change in camera work makes it watchable, the other threads seemed so bleak it was scary.

Based Alice

>>13856930
Looks like it came from the garbage. No one with money has scratched up silverware. Only poor people.

>>13856670
she's a fed, she's got boatload of money to play with so she can track the truly crazy people on here. She does these giveaways because most anons irl are real sad cases.

>>13857127
*Alex

>>13857154
Ree Drummond is a fed?
Nice schizopost

>>13856770
what's her @?

If dubs or higher "alice" is a man

>>13857241
I'm going to link you an archived /ck/ thread.
>>/ck/thread/S1383765

god i want to plow alice on her little table until it breaks

>>13857298
She's literally 2times a woman

>>13857383
Be careful you’ll get banned for doxxing Alex even though he posted his socials in the past (because 4chin mods are so smart).

So Alex is an Asian bi XXX female who is wealthy but lives n poverty and has cooking implements she found in the garbage? Seriously there isn’t one honest thing about that mental patient.

>>13857412
Reasonably s-sure I don't live in poverty n-nor have cooking implements from the garbage <4

Try again~


>>13857089
Glad I c-could improve for you~

>>13856844

Her boyfriend.

Stop fucking stuttering ok

>>13857441
>n-nor have cooking implements from the garbage
to be fair, most of your cookware and implements are low-end or mid-tier at best.

Looks like garbage pure aluminum pots and pans.

>>13857481
T-they aren't <4 Anodized aluminium all around, with copper cores <4

I actually invested in the company that used to make them, I think they got bought out <4

>>13856799
That’s pretty much spamming.
I think these threads should be shut down

>>13857493
Not even c-close <4 Sorry~

>>13856843
Has anyone ever emailed?

>>13857498
M-more than a few <4 I've spent around 3000 so far <4

>>13857498
Yes. I have. All the time.

So much that she told me to stop.

>>13857489
Sounds like shit to me.

Why would you coat with aluminum when stainless steel is SO much easier to maintain and have not look like cheap shit?

Hell, i'd even take normal all-clad 3-ply stainless, aluminum, stainless over whatever you've got.

Or, pony up for real copper.

UHOH looks like JANNY didnt like my post huh? Ill just post it again so JANNY has a little more shit to clean up. Have fun with this BIG mess JANNY
>she
>her
>girl

>>13857510
I p-prefer the anodization, it has a lot of good properties <4 Copper is a b-bit dangerous if you often cook acidic meals or have anemia, w-which I do.

That said, you are free to use whatever you like Anonymous <4 I hope they work out well for you!

>>13857510
Yesterday you claimed to prefer/want a copper core pan, now today you have all copper core pans and invested in the company??

>>13857505
You are just going to send me money??

>>13857534
Did you p-perhaps quote someone else, j-just as you are currently misquoting me?

>>13857540
If you h-have a need for it? What's your circumstances <4

>>13857547
how are you so rich? -_-

>>13857540
>just give me your info anon
>promise I wont send it to the fed

>>13857517
copper is always tin or stainless steel lined.

Copper pots without any lining are usually meant for candy making, and copper bowls without linings are generally meant for whipping egg whites, as the copper actually helps maintain the stiff peaks in a whipped egg white.

>>13857547
stop sending money, they're not starving!

>>13857550
I w-work <4

>>13857578
S-some people legit are.


>>13857552
>the fed
I work in finance, and I don't have any fucking clue why the FED would care about your info.

They'd probably just ignore it and get back to adjusting interest rates.

>>13857508
Explain

>>13857550
she's a fed with too much government funds

>>13856843

Who the hell are you? What the hell are you? Why do you do this? I've been following your work since last week. Just what the hell are you?

>>13857591
I'm r-reasonably sure that isn't possible, let alone true <4
SSI is remarkably ungenerous, m-most of our entitlement programs are tied to work or t-to income...m-most people on SSI p-probably won't even get an extra check from the recent coronavirus bailouts.

In fact, my daily income exceeds SSI's max payouts.

>>13857600
I'm Alice <4 I'm a silly girl who wants to help Anonymous, and has been since 2011 <4 I've only just started doing these threads daily instead of weekly!

Nice to meetcha! Wanna hang out?

>>13857590
Alice hates me and the things that I say.

>>13857608

I'm more shocked and awed that someone like you showed up in a place like this. Oh well. Keep it up. Your cooking doesn't really impress me but its enough to keep interested.

>>13857617
It's n-not meant to impress, it's m-meant to aid those who cannot cook during this crisis. Since 2015, I h-have tried to teach anon how to cook, and s-since 2011, I've tried to help anon.

This new crisis calls for new, bold measures! We're l-low on supplies, l-low on skills, and low on taste! S-so I'm here on the front lines w-with simple but tasty meals f-for anon to make at home <4

But thanks for the encouragement <4 All constructive criticism accepted and I am very thankful for it~

When are you going to start posting on /tv/?

>>13857645
W-why would I? I've g-got plans for nearly all the boards, b-but why would /tv/ l-like this?

>>13857645
She's too old for /tv/.

>>13857651
>I've g-got plans for nearly all the boards

>>13857661
What's w-wrong with reaching out?
Don't w-worry <4 I've got a cook Senku outfit, I'm going t-to do chemistry threads on /sci/, all s-sorts of stuff <4

Gotta keep morale up after all!

>>13857665
What do you know about chemistry? Triple majored in Finance, Comp Sci and Chem?

>>13857665
>I'm going t-to do chemistry threads on /sci/
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
please do I'll be watching for it

>>13857673
You forgot Psychology, Russian Lit, and Pre law

>>13857673
N-no, I don't have a major in Finance.
I w-work as a financial engineer, but mostly as a programmer <4

I do know a lot of chemistry, but no degree sadly <4 It w-was half my science electives <4

>>13857676
W-what, you don't think it'll be fun?

>>13857665

>>13857682
D-definitely not Russian Lit or Pre Law, b-but I did do psychology, with a focus on neuropsychopharmacology <4

Russian lit sounds fun though...

>>13857614
she's the matriarch of the longhouse of a long established tribe situated in what is Estonia, you're an omega in a viking raiding crew most likely gonna die in the next skirmish. Patriarchal freedom(to live and die as you see fit), vs matriarchal repression(honey, time for you daily dick flattening!)

Please use real parmigiano reggiano and not cheap american imitation, thank you.

>>13857693
I'm j-just a normal woman, but okay <4

>>13857695
I did <4 I verified it~

>>13857693
Dude, what the fuck are you even on?

why do all these recipes call for large quantities of butter

>>13857706
because butter makes everything taste better.

>>13857685
I d-do financial engineering at Goldman Sachs when I-I’m not programming and not making awful cooking videos with implements I found in the dumpster

>>13857706
>>13857711
"Butter makes everything butter butter. ...butter"

That's all I hear when Alice talks about butter. She loves the stuff. If she had her way, she'd eat nothing but butter and steaks.

>>13857700
I meant your politics is cringe,but that's okay different genetic destiny.

Lay off the butter, Alice!

>>13857716
I do not, and would not ever, work for Goldman Sachs. I consider that more of an insult t-than if you had called me a thief.

I'm p-perfectly fine with your criticism and even with your trolling, b-but to accuse me of w-working for monsters is beyond m-my tolerance level.
I s-suggest you think long and h-hard about the things you say, and t-take a hard look at yourself, Anonymous.


>>13857723
I'm n-not sure why it is cringy to think healthcare is a right, b-but you are entitled to your opinion. I suggest we discuss it off /ck/ though, b-because it's off topic.

>>13856582
gay

>>13857723
>I meant your politics is cringe

She and I have the same politics. I'm the "viking omega" guy you were talking to.

>>13857693
Fuck off, were full

I fokkem doubt you send people money
Until an anon confirms I am skeptical

>>13857732
Bernie 2020!
Free mental healthcare for all because I need it!

>>13857751
She literally can't wait to send me money for health care.

But I'm over here slowly dying because I'm a cool guy.

>>13857751
it's been confirmed several times

alice sometimes my pussy is painful to the touch. like if i run water on it in the shower it hurts. it doesn't look like there's any inflammation or rash or whatever, and it goes away after a few days usually. any help?

>>13857770
dial eight

>>13857770
She'd have to have one to be much help, sorry :(

>>13857751
Feel f-free to test me, if you h-have the need for food or money during t-this crisis.

>>13857764
H-how about because every dollar we put into mental health w-we see 17 dollars due to cost reductions? It's an economic multiplier, we s-should exploit it <4

Helping others, making sure people are healthy, and basic fiscal responsibility are all possible via the same mechanism: exploit multipliers <4

>>13857770
H-how would I know what a real pussy feels like <4

>>13857777
not like this

>>13856761
Why not just use ghee?

>>13857788
Hm?

>>13857789
Ghee?

>>13857799
>Ghee
clarified butter that's taken a bit further, has a bit of a nutty flavor to it, also has a higher smoke point than butter.

>>13857799

>>13857799
Clarified butter, basically what you did but longer and then strained.

>>13857777
>Helping others
i don't want others to be elevated to my level. giving others power means i have less, comparatively. while those above me can exert power over me, so to can i exert over those below.

>>13857700
What do you mean you verified it? BelGioioso is an American company, your cheese is made in wisconsin. Your cheese is a knock-off.

>>13857818
What does it matter what country its made in?

>>13857739
spill the BEANS hahahaha

>>13857804
>>13857808
>>13857809
Oh m-my <4 I'll check it out~

>>13857810
N-not even close to true, I'll prove it with a strong counter example: TRADE.
The number one cause of increases in EVERYONES health, prosperity, and quality of life has been trade, the ability for one group of people good at making X to trade with those who have plentiful Y, so both are enriched.

Going all the way back to gold traded pound for pound with salt, all the way forward to the enormous productivity of the Green Revolution, it is the ability to have free exchange of ideas and products that has elevated us from mere tribes to the truest forms of civilization!

You have MORE because others also have more, not less <4 The world is not as mercantile as you believe it to be <4


>>13857818
No, it's real <4 It's j-just made in America, not elsewhere <4 The country it is made in has no bearing on how well it was made nor how good it tastes <4

I don't subscribe to point of origin policies, for the exact reasons I just laid out <4 Champagne is just sparkling wine to me~

>>13857818
The only real "difference" is the aging time, and potentially storage conditions could differ slightly.

The one she is using is aged 10 months according to the company, whereas "real" parmigiano-reggiano is aged for at least 12 months, and usually 2 years.

American Parmesan is well known for not aging as long as the "real" stuff.

>>13857830
both still tastes like ass to me

Reminder that alice funds the reiko hrt grooming shit, literally buys hrt for trannies groomed trannies.

>>13856582
Oh hey, just came here from your identical /b/ thread, didn't know you did these cross-board.
Get good on that mince game tart.

>>13857848
T-that's bordering on slander, d-don't you think?
I don't think you c-can honestly get away with calling that parody like you d-do with the organ theft or whatever.

Might want to back down on associating me with ACTUAL real world events.

>>13857849
Working on it <4

>>13857825
>TRADE
comparative advantage doesn't matter when unequal quality of life exists between nations. diminishing returns and externalities are totally ignored by your example.
even if (((a nation))) wants to trade with me, i don't want to help them with their (((schemes))) so i won't trade with them.
in the same way, i don't want to help the poor, because i don't like what they believe, and i don't want them to have power because they'll exert that power to change the world in a way that i do not agree with.

>>13857825
Not that anon but the Green Revolution has caused untold amounts of human suffering through disease and economic disruption and destruction of the environment worldwide. It was really only good for the 1st worlder that wanted to sell their seeds.
>>13857825
Real Parmagiano-Reggiano is under strict QC by a consortium of cheese makers. There's nothing wrong with American "Parmesian" and it works perfectly for your purposes of a cheap, simple meal, it's just not the same product. I agree that origin snobbery is cringe.

>>13857849
Based Murph poster.

>>13857865
It w-was quite good at feeding 2 billion people. I disagree that it was only g-good for first worlders; it dramatically increased health and nutrition for the third world.

But we c-can debate that in a better forum if you like, I'm g-going to get banned from /ck/ for off topic posting again..

>>13857865
parmigiana reggiano is a very particular thing. it's what it says on the tin. it's not snobbery, it's like a bottle of "coca cola" vs a bottle of "soda". you know what you're getting because it's to a certain standard. whereas unfortunately, parmesan in america is fairly loose.

>>13857874
Incorrect <4 It's l-literally just a law saying it needs to come from this origin, f-for the sake of giving a historical group of people a job.

it's like a patent that never expires, and that's dumb.

>>13856582
Alice! I like ur hair

>>13856770
>girl

>>13857877
>I'm s-sorry you are too much of a newfag to know I'm Alice, and t-those rules don't apply to me because I'm not an attention whore <4
Alice fuck you, you've been around long enough not to be that much of a newfag. Pasta looks tasty but I hope you get rectal cancer now.

>>13857882
Thank you k-kindly <4

>>13857883
That's me~

>>13857888
Thanks f-for exposing yourself as both a newfag AND someone stalking me across boards <4

>>13857870
It was quite good at giving everyone cancer from herbicides and wiping out local crops and impoverishing local farmers, not to mention the destruction of habitat for monoculture lol. I think we should just agree to disagree and leave it at that.
>>13857874
That's exactly what I posted.

>>13857651
Increase morale, top bantz etc.

>>13857877
>Each wheel must meet strict criteria early in the aging process (12 months), when the cheese is still soft and creamy, to merit the official seal and be placed in storage for aging.
>Special seals identify the product as authentic, with the identification number of the dairy, the production month and year, a code identifying the individual wheel and stamps regarding the length of aging.
>In the United States, the Code of Federal Regulations includes a Standard of Identity for "Parmesan and reggiano cheese".
>In particular, parmesan must be made of cow's milk, cured for 10 months or more, contain no more than 32% water, and have no less than 32% milkfat in its solids.

>>13857888
Wrong thread idiot.

>>13857892
>thinking the green revolution was a bad thing

Are you an ecofascist?

>>13857898
I knew what I was doing, that thread was trash and I wanted to berate this faggot here.
>>13857891
You think I'm a newfag for posting an 8 year old image regarding the old "tits or GTFO" rule of /b/. Go cut again so your mince-game lacks harder cunt.

>>13857892
I w-won't agree to disagree with someone w-who is demonstrably wrong <4 2 billion people a year are fed by those methods; that's a win, medically due to increased nutrition, and morally due to decreased mortality and morbidity.

I t-think you are blaming the green revolution when you should b-be blaming later companies that arose to abuse s-such practices <4 As well, the destruction of habitat had started LONG before the green revolution, and practices like slash and burn are DECREASED by the green revolution practices, not enhanced!

>>13857897
C-correct <4 Like I s-said, it's literally just point of origin, which I disagree with, because patents without an expiration date are bad <4

>>13857904
unironically the green revolution was a mistake. it's better to let nations suffer and figure it out on their own. give a man a fish, feed him for a day. ignore a man and let him figure out how to fish on his own, and you don't have to do any work and he still figures it out.

>>13857911
I t-think you are a newfag because you d-don't know the rules <4

>>13857914
T-that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, mostly b-because it's not a description of the Green Revolution and also is completely unsubstantiated by actual studies into welfare programs <4

Do some research dear.

>>13857685
Care to say what a financial engineer designs? Seems like a gimmicky title like "Innovation Engineer"

>>13856582
What's with the Wednesday Addams get up?

>>13857914
>better to let nations suffer
says who? by what metrics? Where's your data

>give a man a fish
Oh I see, so you are literally just making shit up and have nothing to back you up

>>13857922
Do you l-like it?

>>13856816
Looks like shit.

I’m tired of everyone calling me a tranny. Clearly I’m a B cup female.

alice whats your squat PR?

>>13857920
Financial instruments, of course <4
Have you ever heard of a derivative? I've written a p-pricing program to analyze and price user specified derivatives via monte carlo methods <4

It's somewhat similar to an "Auto-CAD for derivatives"; I wouldn't compare it precisely to say, building a bridge, b-but it is engineering in its scope and rigor, I'd say.

>>13857924
Thank you f-for the constructive criticism <4

>>13857930
M-might want to try actually proving your point rather t-than just post random pictures <4

>>13857936
P-please don’t pretend you’re me <4

>>13857941
It's f-fairly obvious from your filenames, dear

>>13857936
>>13857941
We all know I'm the real Alice.

You can tell by my lack of a stutter and making no attempts to type like Alice.

>>13857945
J-just tell me what you would do with me (after I fed you my b-bowl of dog-food quality steak slop) <4

>>13857957
That looks really good actually, did you make that? Good job!

>>13857957
You're really not good at this, buddy.

>>13857941
If y-you don't stop phoneposting I'll get mad <4

>>13857957
i'd watch livestreams of your feet in socks and send you pictures of my penis

>>13857960
It came from a can of dog food. No sweet sweet Alice benis for tastelets.

>>13857964
You're not me and I've done neither of those things.

>>13857964
luckily, alice does stream with her feet in socks and them clearly visible in the stream -> https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

Fucking cringefest of a thread. I hope you all get corona virus and die.

>>13857970
That's fairly obviously not dog food, huh?

>>13856582
faggot

>>13857977
I might've.

>>13857977
Why?

>>13857933
While that sounds technical and potentially interesting it reads to me like calling a mathematician a "proofs engineer". You're computational financier.

>>13857981
Whoa!!! Ouch!!! Fine I admit even dogs wouldn’t eat it.

>>13857989
As I s-said, the rigor is w-what makes it engineering <4

I'd call an engineer a "practical mathematician" to be honest.

>>13857989
>You're computational financier.

You're just making up titles like you accused her of doing.

>>13857989
honestly anyones a fuckin engineer. it's the approach to problem solving. programmers are "software engineers" if they use the methodology. i'm a chemical engineer. i literally look at screens all day.

>>13857998
N-no, I would argue anyone listed as a "software engineer" is flat out lying. There's no rigor in most programming.

>>13857992
Are you even still trying to imitate Alice or what are we even doing here?

>>13857993
I'd call an engineer a practical physicist. And I'd call a comp sci dweebs that prices derivatives with random number generator a computational financier.

>>13858008
W-we don't price them with random number generators, we use monte carlo simulations <4 Yes, that involves random numbers (as random as we can make them actually), but it's n-not the same thing.

That said, I'm out for tonight, good night all <4
See you tomorrow with a new meal~

>>13857994
Yea, more true to the profession. As an engineer, every profession is changing to engineer and it peeves me. My official title is "innovation engineer" and I fucking loathe it. It's mechanical...

>>13858008
And I’d call Alice a mental patient who is a pathological liar who collects disability checks and plays vidya all day

Ere un perdedor aprendan ha cosinar

>>13858018
very based

>>13857913
*sips DDT*
Ah yeah, I love destroying local heirloom varieties and making the third world dependent on western pesticide, herbicide, and GMO seed. Seeing someone who claims to hate forever patents shill for something like the Green Revolution is a big lmao. Btw runaway population growth isn't a good thing, sooner or later the bubble has to come back to equilibrium with the environment.
>>13857914
It has nothing to do with "figuring out how to fish" it's more like going to a fishing port and flooding the market with fish so that local fishermen can't make any money.
>>13857957
>Meat isn't browned
Looks good but needs improvement. Could also use more veg.

I had to fill out like 40 captchas to make this post.

>>13858018
why don't you try emailing her and see if she'll pay you then? if she wont then you'll have evidence rather than idle speculation

>>13858011
I do tolerance stack ups via Monte Carlo methods and it's just using rng to simulate results for statistics that we're too incompetent to do analytically

>>13858025
Yeah I sure love EATING more than shitty heirlooms LMAO. Green revolution feeds TWO BILLION A YEAR, your shitty heirloom veggies ain't, idiot
"OH NO PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT, BETTER SOLUTION IS TO LET THEM STARVE" baka

I wish Alice would just send me a pair of her panties. That would definitely help me out a bunch during these trying and lonely times :(

>>13858025
the green revolution doesn't have forever patents you absolute eco fascist shill. People reproduce, they have to eat, saying "LOL POPULATION GROWTH IS BAD" is missing the problem

>>13858032
It also created the people retard

>>13858035
worn long enough to smell like balls preferably

>>13857383
checked out her Twitter, she seems normal. not sure what she's doing on 4chan. very peculiar

>>13858039
PEOPLE created the people, retard!

>>13858026
I don’t want to take Alex’s disability money silly

>>13858044
instead of bandaging the symptoms, solve the root disease.

Fuck off tranny

>>13858051
the "root disease" is "people want to have kids"

>>13858043
She's been a /b/tard for...most of her life.

She's as fucked up as the rest of us here.

>>13858058
weird that she seems normal, kind, and frankly optimistic then

>>13858058
yup, she'll ruin your life don't get close!

>>13858056
stop them

>>13858068
citation needed
preferably one in the form of evidence that isn't clearly fabricated logs or infographs

>>13858056
Without a food surplus people don’t have as many kids

>spooning off butter foam

explain

>>13858068
Nope. She saved my life.

I don't do quarantine. My company tried to force on me (because It can be done remotely) and i said no.
Is very fun to go to work, there is almost no transit. Today i put 4x the speed limit on my motorcycle. And it feels great to just go on the red light...

>>13858091
its like a fucking ghost town its nuts.
530 pm, interstate is empty.

>>13858078
Imagine being this pathetic

>>13858063
yeah exactly I don't know how someone can spend a decade getting mind raped by this place and not come away with a burning hatred for the human race or at the very least a crippling indifference

>>13858095
Yeah, I know I'm a pathetic loser. But as long as I can keep being her friend, none of that matters to me.

There's nothing you can say that will ever make me ashamed of loving her or my bond with her. So, I'm sorry but you'll have to try again.

>>13858100
jesus christ dude. have some self respect

>>13858100
Creepy...

>>13858100
Welcome to the LongHouse, you can check in anytime you like, but youcan never leave

>>13858100
So this is what they mean by 'simp'

>>13858100
ultra based, dude! i hope i can be friends with a girl, even if its online.

>>13858100
>SUCKA
>IDOLIZING
>MEDIOCRE
>(BOI)PUSSY

>>13858133
>MALFORMED
>PENIS

so close

>>13858100
didn't she blocc you?

>>13858230
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>stutter typing unironically
Holy kill yourself you dumb tranny.

>>13856582
Can you please get a trip so I can filter you

at least you stopped avatarfagging with each reply post you do. More cooking threads is always nice at the very least.

>>13856582
please fuck off and stay fuck off.

>>13856710
you need a new pan alice

>>13859454
S-stop bumping my stupid c-crap.

>>13859413
>Someone with a gun needs to quarantine you by force.
I take it that this someone with a gun isn't you?

>>13859617
So why do you think drinking alcohol would clear it lmao, are you gonna pour it directly into your lungs?

>>13859733
Czech and eastern european beers in general have a much stronger taste than southern european ones.

Alice please dont get infected!!

>>13856582
So refreshing seeing some actual oc with effort

You are great Alice, reminds me of dinotendies threads too with the OC.

>>13859460
alice please.. i enjoy your stupid crap..

>>13858263
No thanks <4

>>13858526
No~

>>13858536
I w-was never avatarfagging

>>13859416
Also no

>>13859454
It's w-working great for me <4

>>13859844
Thank you <4


>>13859872
I'm t-trying my best <4

>>13859994
I r-really don't <4

>>13859964
That w-wasn't me, I was asleep <4


Have a g-great day guys <4 I g-got the flu, so I won't be on today!

>>13859733
>rate beers from other countries

any reasonably sized cunt with enough people in it will have basically every kind of beer you can think of. beer snobbery is just neonationalism.

>>13860187
If you g-gave that, I'd accept it <4 But you aren't acting in good faith, sorry~

>>13856582
off yourself tranny you will never pass

>>13858690
I'd still eat it

S-sorry, my pans are anodized aluminium, w-which I prefer, and are very nice <4 I d-don't like cast iron and I d-definitely don't want nonstick.

They are quite healthy, but thank you for your concern <4 Have a good one~

>>13860246
I w-won't, and you should re-examine your l-life and values if making a thread is worth death to you <4

>>13860183
>I g-got the flu
dont die from the rona

>>13860223
Honestly though, that pan is embarrassingly shit, i'm not shocked you never brown your meat properly when you're using that garbage.

Get some thicc cast iron and stop searing your meat like a bitch, it should be CRUNCHY BROWN, not grey with a few brown patches.

>>13856610
looks like shit tranny

teehee dont hit on me silly boys~~~ :3

>>13856582
why would a man dress like this?

>>13856628
>fresh peeled garlic

>>13856595
Lol

oh no

>>13856582
Unimaginable levels of cringe.

>>13860253
Kys man hands.

>>13860183
i hope you slept well alice :=)

heres my take not that anyone cares

alice is seeking attention to satisfy some type of kink between her and her partner. she post under the guise of "helping," anons which seems noble at face value and I don't doubt she has sent anons $$ (when you make over $100k and have all your obligations met $500 here and there is nothing).

the truth is attention whoring as such does not actually help anons (ask an actual dr) and simply enables them to perform self-destructive behavior

in conclusion: alice you are lovely but please stop posting for your sake soon you will be performing oral sex on dogs in front of your partners friends in one of those Italian masks

I like my women like how I like my whiskey.

12 years old and full of coke.

I want Alice 2 sit down on my face

>>13860577
Just cough on me already

>>13856582
Disgusting manhands kill yourself tranny

>>13856710

What in God's name did you to that pan? Jesus.