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Let's follow me cooking hot dogs for the first time

>> No.13851461
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>>13851451
alright, let's now add the franks

>> No.13851468
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>>13851461
in the mean time, let's get our cheap store branded buns and toast them

>> No.13851473

>>13851451
You've already fuced up. Boiled is the worst way to have hot dogs.

>> No.13851483
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>>13851473
I don't care about your fried opinion, fryfag

let's cut some serrano peppers and get the mustard ready for inseminating the franks

>> No.13851484

>>13851461
>boiled
Gross. Just heat them up in a pan and rotate them a few times.

>>13851468
>not opening up buns and baking them face-down so the inside gets a little toasted
Let me guess, you're going to put ketchup on them?

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>>13851484
>pan
fuck off fryfag

Now the buns are nice and toasty in and out. I have expertly cut the Serrano peppers

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>>13851498
We will be adding some curry to our franks too, any questions fryfag?

>> No.13851512

>>13851498
>I'd rather lose flavor to the water
Okay boilfag. Also, you ripped your buns open too much and tore them apart.

What did those hotdogs ever do to you to deserve such a fate?

>> No.13851520
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>>13851512
My wife isn't here to cook for me, so they must suffer the pain of me having to cook instead


Now we added mustard and garlic powder to the Serrano and we are done.

>> No.13851521

>>13851451
I get banned for posting a legit thread and told it was trolling and this guy doesn't get banned?

>> No.13851531

>>13851520
>My wife isn't here to cook for me
>boilfag OP is a manchild
I am shocked. Shocked, I say.

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>>13851521
It's because you're a fryfag

Pretty good stuff, I ate two already

>>13851531
madcuzfryfag

>> No.13851538

>>13851520
This looks like what they feed people in prison so they don't return to prison

>> No.13851544

>>13851498
those peppers are sad
you're eating sad peppers.
>>13851509
what the fuck
>>13851520
awful type of mustard. it's one of the only condiments where it pays to upgrade.
>>13851536
this is a sad plate

>> No.13851551

>>13851544
>those peppers are sad
>you're eating sad peppers.
reddit

>> No.13851562

>>13851551
excellent post by anon

>> No.13851569

This is just sad

>> No.13851572
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>>13851544
this one is for you my pepperfag

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>>13851572
And that's it folks. That was my first dog creation. All three franks have been consumed.

>> No.13851637

>>13851593
I liked dis bread. Mucho gracias anon

>> No.13851643

>>13851520
it could be so much worse, I'm just throwing that out there

>> No.13851661

>>13851521
Your tears were delicious and helped me down that last bite of dog. Gracias fren

>> No.13851692

Hot dog, frank, weiner. Why so many names

>> No.13851707

>>13851451
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BOILED HOTDOGS? NEVER POST HERE AGAIN! NEVER!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.13851730

>>13851520
NGL literally the worst hot dog I’ve ever seen

>> No.13851736

WA LA

>> No.13851772

>>13851520
Disgusting.
The only correct thing you've done is boiling the franks.
Steaming is better if they're not too salty.

Your mustard, pepper, and bread are sad.
Curry sucks in hot dogs, no matterello hiw popular currywurst is in some disgrace of a country.

>> No.13851810

>>13851772
I bet you also don't put pineapple on your pizza

>> No.13851821

>>13851772
>boiling hotdogs
>correct
In what dimension?

>> No.13851875

>>13851821
Any dimension that has more appropriate sausages for a pan or a grill

>> No.13851884

>>13851875
>lost flavor in boiling water
>no flavor developed by frying
Seems like a lose-lose to me, even if they are cheap hotdogs.

>> No.13851889

>>13851884
nathans are not cheap hotdogs

>> No.13851898

>>13851889
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were Canadian. Those sure are some fine luxury hotdogs you have there.

>> No.13851925

>>13851520
That actually looks worse than I expected.

>> No.13852682

>>13851520
just buy a tv dinner next time, cooking obviously isn't for you.

>> No.13852691

Never come back to this board OP. You dont belong here.

>> No.13852738

>>13851451
You better ste...
>>13851461
Yeah you've already fucked up.

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>>13851520
Jesus...

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>>13851451
>Buying cheap ingredients
>Throwing your dogs in before the water is boiling
>Ripping the hot dog buns
>Having dirty cooking utensils and cookware
>Adding curry powder to hot dogs
>Adding garlic powder
>Mixing European, South Asian, and Latin cuisines
>Not adding the curry powder or garlic powder to the boiling water, nor to the hot dogs before throwing them into the water, but placing seasoning on AFTER it's already cooked
>EATING THREE HOT DOGS LIKE THE FAT FUCK YOU ARE
>LYING ABOUT HAVING A WIFE
>POSTING THIS BULLSHIT HERE

1/10

You honestly sicken me as a chef and as a human being. Keep to what you're good at, sticking wieners in between your buns.

>> No.13853384

>>13851520
This kinda makes me a little sad and I'm not sure why.

>> No.13853392

>>13851484
>letting your dog soak in it’s own grease
disgusting. Boiled or grilled is the only option.

>> No.13853627

>>13851451
This is the most abstract soyjack face I've ever seen. Saved.

>> No.13853638

>>13851484
Boiled hotdogs are unironically the best way to eat them

>> No.13853676

>>13853638
Ironic bait is still bait

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>>13852740
I'll see that and raise you "puke girl"

>> No.13853748

>>13853745
Woooow.
Where did you find that one?!

>> No.13853827

>>13853676
>eating dried out sticks of meat
Boiled dogs retain all the moisture and have an incredible snap to the bite. Learn to savor boiled food instead of MUH MILLAIRD REACTION HURRR you tastelet.

>> No.13853905

>>13853827
>Saviour boiled foods
Are you fucking British?

>> No.13853908

>>13851593
absolutely disgusting but it is a real cooking thread, so good luck anon and thx

>> No.13853918

>>13853392
>not using the dog's own grease to cook it
I bet you throw out bacon grease too.

>> No.13853979

Most retarded thread this morning and I somewhat enjoyed it. Meh

>> No.13854130

>>13853905
Not him but I am British and I wouldnt never do that. Not now not ever. What OP has done is desecrate a staple of the American diet. For shame!

>> No.13854315

>>13853827
Boiling them draws out all the salt and makes them bland and shit. Grilled or steamed is the way to go. If you manage to turn them into dried out sticks of meat then you are a shit cook and should kys unironically.