/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13846026
Yes

>>13846026
>stupidest
>menu
>item
>ever

>>13846026
>unironically eats at Taco Bell

What did she mean by this?

>>13846049
Are you going to post this in every thread?

>>13846048

>>13846026
>eating at cornoabell
this is why america has the most cases.

>>13846048
how is that stupider than this?

Take a bite. Insert sauce. Rinse and repeat

>>13846298
This

>>13846298
>>13846340
do you poop a bit, wipe, poop a bit more, then wipe again? rinse and repeat?

>>13846026
I don't eat chrunchwraps because of how much of a hassle it is to dip them.

>>13846298
>>13846354
>>13846340
This, exactly what you do with a burrito.
If you open it up to add sauce and then close it again, you fucked up.

Just take a bite, and then pour a little sauce down in the bite hole you just made.

Or if you're feeling brave, ask them to put the sauce in for you when they're making it. But I used to fuck with people when they made special orders like that.

>>13846767
>But I used to fuck with people when they made special orders like that.
Examples??

>>13846772
My taco bell was open till 2am, and people would drive drunk to my drive thru after the bars kicked them out at last call.

If some drunk douchebro asked for a bunch of hot sauce on his burrito, I'd put like 20 packets of diablo on it.

>>13846787
>My taco bell was open till 2am, and people would drive drunk to my drive thru after the bars kicked them out at last call.
I thought that this only happened on TV.

>>13846038
Exactly

>>13846791
Are you 12?

>>13846791
are you 12?

>>13846787
I didn't even realize you could request the cook add the sauce directly. My order gets fucked up 99% of the time as it is so I don't think I need to make it even more complicated.

>>13846026
I open it up, then put the sauce inside. You know, the same thing I do with your mom.

>>13846879
>>13846882
i'm thirteen faggots

>>13846026
The queso crunchwrap was the final boss of the taco bell menu. They got rid of it more than a decade ago and my heart has been broken every since.

bite out a row then put a load of sauce. repeat. best menu item by far

>>13846026
I use a phalanx of El Yucateco

>>13846787
Nigger tier behavior. When I worked fast food I made everything as if I was making it for myself. The managers got pissy but fuck that I want the people to eat good.

>>13848917
>best menu item by far
Yikes.

>>13848940
I like taco bell as much as anyone but why waste this S-tier sauce on plebeian food s mh

>>13846026
I open 2-3 packets of sauce and sauce each bite manually.

>>13848950
We KNOW what you do manually

>>13848948
Because it's good

Crunchwrap is the one item that doesn't need sauce.

>>13848968
I saved that sauce for your mum! LOL!

>>13848980
Did you really think that was funny or did you just need the attention

>>13848995
your mom's the one who needed attention

>>13848940
It's got enough metals in it to be a phalanx, that's for sure.

>>13846026
I haven't seen one of those in years wtf

Put a quarter packet on every bite. They don't give you 10 sauce packets for no reason

>>13849032
That's like

>>13849034
like what

>>13848942
Thank you chef

>>13848942
Same but I might be slightly autistic. But that one time a milf smiled and laughed with pleasure because I stood there dipping her sons cone just right made it all worth it.

>>13849069
That's pretty creepy. You were dipping her sons cone? WTF are you on about?

>>13849119
Ice cream cone. Not dipping the actual cone but the ice cream on top, in to chocolate shell. BUT, the chocolate shell was very low, so I had to stand there and move it around a lot until the ice cream was fully covered.

>>13848948
If you speak up the wagie will give you as much sauce as you want, my autistic friend.

>>13848942
>When I worked fast food I made everything as if I was making it for myself
The hero we need, but don’t deserve

>>13849132
Lol