/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13842765
>all that disgusting garbage

Fat burger cucks really shouldn’t be proud of this

This is now a “do Americans really ...?” Thread. I’ll start

Do Americans really eat like a bunch of obese hogs?

Based

>>13842798
Cringe

What i dont get is why they give Clownpiece breasts

>>13842798
british cuisine

>>13842765
And of course the great white jam, we Americans cant live without it right m'goodboys?

>>13842765
>>Chicken Fried Steak
Schnitzel is common all over the place.

Many of the things you cited are not unique to America.

>>all that disgusting garbage
>Fat burger cucks really shouldn’t be proud of this
>This is now a “do Americans really ...?” Thread. I’ll start
>Do Americans really eat like a bunch of obese hogs?

>>13842879
Mayonnaise is French.

>>13842765
>Uniquely American Dishes:
>Shrimp Po' Boy
>Milkshake
>Orange Fool
>Cheesesteak
>Chocolate Chip Cookie
>Pecan Pie
>Tater Tots

>>13842765
.

>>13842886
Chicken Fried Steak is the evolution of Schnitzel. It made all schnitzel type dishes that came before it irrelevant.
>b-but cavemen ate oxen 6000 years ago when the earth was created so every beef dish isn't original!!
retard

>>13842895
For yuropoor, it's a spread
For m'goodboys, it's main dish

>>13842902
skewed by canadians, i have never seen a fat american

>>13842919
Incorrect. Pic related is 100% European.

>>13842765
>uniquely American
>first on the list is literally named after a German town

>>13842932
>yuropoors are so devoid of culture that they have to go all we wuz kangz over american food

>>13842930
>as a spread

Pffffff pathetic

>>13842943
americuck cope: stealing the culture of the EUROPEAN BVLL

>>13842922
Sure

>>13842765
don't forget that modern italian cuisine was invented in America too. the modern standard pizza, chicken parmesan, spaghetti and meatballs. and more.

chinese cuisine too. chow mein and the fortune cookie were invented in america.

and the best cheddar cheese in the world is considered to be cheddar cheese made in america.

>>13842930
And pic related is 100% American lmao

literally every dish with tomatoes or potatoes is American

>>13842949
My country has single states that pull in more wealth than your entire continent. I very much doubt gallic horse fuckers are the legitimate heir of western culture.

>>13842765
chimichanga
chow mein
chop suey

>>13842968
its been 500 years since the exchange, you cant claim to own it forever
that's like saying all recipes are invented my africans cause that's where humanity rose

>>13843074
>that's like saying all recipes are invented my africans cause that's where humanity rose
>implying africans invented fire first
lul

>>13842958
We both know the bit about cheddar cheese isn't true.

>>13842765
I've never understood why they call it a po boy instead of a fucking sub.

>>13842886
Man my ex girlfriends dog was named schnitzel
Fuck I miss her so much bros

>>13842946
Bro, there is a literal spoon in that basket
>b-but i have a picture of an e-celeb eating cool whip out of a mayonnaise jar!!
big cope

>>13843215
The dog not the girl

>>13843226
It's boogie. We both know it's mayonnaise.

>>13842958
Your pizza isn't even pizza fatty. You just take shit that's already out there and fuck it up by adding processed "cheese" and tons of garbage

>>13842995
>amerilard talking about culture

>>13842995
I like how the image you used, displays European culture. Oh wait, so does the language you’re using! The US is a tumor grown from European tissue and it’s gotten so massive, with other tissues contributing cancerous cells, that the whole world will inevitably die of cancer.

>>13844138
US American here. I have never seen processed cheese on a pizza. Low-moisture mozzarella is NOT processed. It's just regular cheese. We don't put Kraft Singles on our pizza. Are you crazy?

>>13843215
my grandma had a dog named schnitzel that died like 20 years ago

>>13842798
british cuisine

>>13842798
yes

>>13844409
WTF IS THAT, MATE?!

>>13844435
jellied eel

>>13844442
Nobody eats this. Literally nobody.
Modern british cuisine is basically just Indian food spiced up a bit more from the peasant forms
>inb4 muh replacement
Been happening slowly since the empire started.

>>13842765
>Hamburger
Hamburg steak
>>Chicken Fried Steak
Schnitzel
>>Caesar Salad
Invented by an Italian in Mexico
>>Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Cheese toastie
>>Cornbread
Injun
>>Clam Chowder
"The earliest-established and most popular variety of clam chowder, New England clam chowder, was introduced to the region by French, Nova Scotian, or British settlers, becoming common in the 18th century"
>>Key Lime Pie
Literally just a Lemon meringue pie, invented in ancient Greece
>>Orange Fool
ful is a middle-eastern dish dating back to biblical times
>>Grits
injun
>>Reuben
Corned beef sandwiches exist everywhere poor Irish and/or Jewish delicatessens are found
>>Pecan Pie
literally just treacle or chess pie with pecan
>>Lobster Roll
Canada is America now?
>>Tater Tots
literally hashbrowns/rösti

in short, everything "American" is stolen

>>13842798
>has to make """"sausages"""" out of blood
OH NO NO NO NO

>>13844576
Blood sausages are great, americuck.

>>13844653
cope

>>13842765
>Hamburger
Created in Hamburg
>Caesar Salad
Mexican
>Grilled Cheese Sandwich
British
Funny how the most american foods are not even american at all!

>>13842765
Jambalaya
Boodin
Seafood boils
Red beans and rice
Gumbo
Skyline chili
Kentucky Hot Brown
Subs and heroes
New york Pizza AKA the best pizza
Apple pie
Barbecue ( brisket ribs pulled pork ect)
Pancakes
Hoe cakes/Johny cakes/Ash cakes
Banana splits
Chocolate malts
Sparkling water/seltza/soda
Orange juice
Apple juice

>>13844530
Seethe

>>13844743
>Created in Hamburg
NO IT WASNT

>>13843245
>It's boogie
Don't know who that is. Don't follow e-celebs, sorry.

>>13844204
Is your flag on the moon?

>>13842765
>Uniquely American Dishes:
>>Hamburger
You make us burgers look bad.

>>13844810
It is literally German, to the point it has the name of the German city of Hamburg.

You are in denial, which is fine I suppose, why wouldnt you be in denial over the fact the most american food of all is not fucking american at all...

>>13844763
Chicago dogs
Chili cheese dogs
Ice cream cones
Oreos
Chicken and dumplings
Collard greens
Avocado toast
Shrimp Louis
Shrimp and grits
Lobster
Smoked chicken and ham
Corn dog
Peanut butter
Graham cracker
Ranch dressing (not just Kraft real ranch)
Corn flakes
Shredded wheat cereals and crackers
Chili
Chinese chicken salad
Cuban sandwich
Fajitas
General tso's chicken
German chocolate cake
Devil's food cake
Red velvet cake
Russian dressing/ French dressing/thousand island
Spaghetti and meatballs
Most sushi that is good
Taco salads
Cabela knish aka the only good kanish
Chili cheese fries
Chili con queso
Pimento cheese
Deviled eggs
Buffalo wings
S'mores
Brownies
Philly cheese steaks
Crawfish boil
Brunswick stew
Mac and cheese
Sloppy joe
Cheddar cheese
Some amazing blue cheeses
Dirty rice
Spanish rice
Shrimp creole
Wild rice
Chicken ala king
Blt
Beef on wreck
Club sandwich
Crab cakes
Fried pickles fried okra
Meatloaf
Italian beef roll
American-style roasted turkey
Beef jerky
Pot roast
Cobb salad
Biscuits and gravy
Southern style ham
Collard greens
Baked beans
Popcorn
Chicken and waffles
Blueberry, peach, apple cobbler, crisp, pie, bar

>>13844858
What makes it American is putting mustard ketchup lettuce tomato onion and pickles and cheese they were invented as an everything in one sandwich for people to eat on the go in Germany they'd eat them with a fork and knife like a Salisbury steak

>>13844854
>>13844858
>germans eat a slab of ground beef on a plate like the retarded bugmen they are
>i-its german
terrible

>>13842765
>Hamburger
German
>Chicken Fried Steak
Italian
>Shrimp Po' Boy
Asian
>Grilled Cheese Sandwich
French
....

Should I go on?

>>13844816
That's excellent coping m'goodboy :)

>>13842798
Seethe harder, europoor.

>>13844920
Am I supposed to know who this fat fuck is? For all I know he's some euro fatass that eats mayo for views.

>>13844910
Po boys are cajun you dumbass.

Reminder that America invented Japan, therefore all Japanese foods are American.

>>13844530
Based. Fuck American "cuisine".

>>13844906
>i-it's not racist when it's anti-white
>weebshit avatarfag
terrible

>>13844858
There's Hamburgs in America too, named by the german immigrants that built them.

>>13845064
>There's Hamburgs in America too, named by the german immigrants that built them.
Yeah they can't invent original names for their cities so they have to steal European names.

>>13845089
So you're saying euros aren't creative?

>>13845038
Shut up, /pol/fag.

>>13844863
>>13844906

You are both wrong and retarded.

>>13845064
Does not change the fact a german invented it.

>>13845094
>So you're saying euros aren't creative?
Euros that emigrate to America are the worst of the continent, that's why they left.

>>13845005
Just stop resisting and accept the fact that Americans are fat and eats mayo as a meal.

You will NEVER win an argument about Americans not being Fat. NEVER

>>13845194
You're getting awfully upset about a small minority in a different country. I'm not even American and I think you need to stop caring about burgers so much.

>>13845145
And where did that German invent it?

>>13845133
>anyone who disagrees with my racism towards whitey is /pol/
>I need a safe space so my racism isn't challenged
Shut up, racist.

>>13842765
you forgot the humble California Roll

>>13845211
>>13842902
>73.9 is a small minority

>>13845424
There's a difference between being medically obese and a sentient blob of lard. If you live a sedentary lifestyle and live in a developed country then you're probably obese.

I've never seen a yuropoor make a cooking thread. I'm convinced they just eat nothing but reheated frozen shit from the supermarket.

>>13842798
the beauty of it is by america's nature, their own cuisine is a very very small portion of what gets eaten and whats popular

>>13842922
do you live in america?

>>13846228
i am a sovereign citizen