/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13839397
Only if you don't know how to cook

>>13839405
Or a child

>>13839397
>*ruins your meal*
>"I cant cook and have the palate of a five year old"

Onion is so fucking based.

God I love onions, they've saved me so many times. God bless them xoxo

I just want to see if soy is filtered to onions on this board and this seems like the most appropriate thread to do it in.

>>13839422
>>13839428
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE WHAT I LIKE EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS TERRIBLE AND TASTES LIKE FREDDY MERCURY’S ROTTED OUT ASSHOLE YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT OMG NOOOOOO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHAT ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOOO

>>13839446
weird schizo idiot

>>13839447
>WEIRD SCHIZO IDIOT

>>13839446
I think Freddie Mercury's rotten poz asshole suits you more

>>13839460
he's not wrong, take your meds.

>>13839397
a lot will seethe but onions taste like what BO smells like

>>13839446
>>13839460
>this spam is never banned
Hmmm

>>13839474
The purpose is to annoy people or something right? It's not even mildly irritating anymore

>>13839446
>>13839460
I have a feeling this is the same anon who keeps posting these in every thread on every board.

>>13839464
>>13839474
>NOOOOOOOOI GET OFF MY BOARD AND TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO! MMMOOOOOOODDDSSSS!!!
Imagine being this buttblasted that someone else doesn’t enjoy an absolutely foul, stinking food that you like

>>13839469
This. At least there’s one other anon here with functioning tastebuds

>>13839490
School shouldn’t be out until summer you little shit you’re only here because the virus hasn’t taken you out yet

>>13839397
Onyo, kek

>>13839490
>functioning tastebuds
Literal childs palate. Of course he's also a wojak poster.

>>13839519
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING A CHILD YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE YOURE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND BE A BIG BOY LIKE ME

>>13839446
like, do you actually try cooking it or have you been eating them like apples

>>13839485
He doesn't. There are tons of boards where this shit gets you banned in seconds. The mods just couldn't give less of a fuck about /ck/ though.
And we all knew this would happen when they excluded /ck/ from the soy filter.

>phoneposting filenames

>>13839397
onion acts as an excellent filler ingredient for carbonara.

>>13839397
They’re good in salsa, japanese curry and fried onion rings.

>>13839397
t. can't sauté for shit

>>13839397
Are you retarded? Onions are absolutely essential

>>13839397
I like to chop many onions with my bare hands, rub my hands all over my genitals, then go for a physical exam at the doctors so he can smell the REEK of onions off my pockmarked scarred pld COCK.

COCK IN A SOCK. UNCUT BLACK COCK.

COCK IN A SOCK.

>>13839441
please leave

*ruins your meal*

>>13839397
for like most stuff I eat, if there isn't at least one of these bois in the dish I don't fuckin want that shit.
you must be one of those crayon munchers that never outgrew microwave chicken nuggets with ketchup. never post here again

>>13839397
>onion
>ruins your meal
Are you 12?

>>13839397
They are tasty when fresh. If not, you could always fry them. They are actually esential

>>13839397
>mfw boiled onion

Seriously, saute that shit. Caramelization adds a ton of flavor to onions.

>>13839397
There are two kinds of people: people who like onions and people who don't know that they like onions

>>13839693
soyboy faggot detected

>>13839397
onions are the most based vegetable by any and all metrics. could you reasonably expect to find so much versatility and depth in your average everyday leafy green? what about tubers and other starchy subterranean examples? absolutely not. the onion trumps them all.

>>13840431
maillard reaction, cooklet

>>13839469
Cause and effect. Or do you think BO smells like curry, but exclusively in Indians?

The only place onion doesn't belong is in a dessert.

>>13839397
I've had more meals ruined by a lack of onions than by their presence.

>>13840463
Garlic.

>>13839397
t. tastelet

>>13839397
Imagine being this much of a tastelet.

>>13840906
this checks out to me

I hate onion chunks so I use onion powder

>>13841137
I used to be averse to the texture of raw-er onions, would blend them for inclusion in salsas or sauces. but cooking them more thoroughly until they start to disincorporate, that's good too.

>>13839469
Only if they're raw. I never eat raw onion it always has to be cooked, caramelized if possible.

It needs to at least be transparent before its edible to me

>>13839397
That's a weird looking tomato

>>13839397

>>13839633
>Japanese sneak attack curry, GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>13840876
Who in their right mind wants to eat or deal with anything from india?

>>13841493
blah blah blah, fact is onion powder or flakes are good on pizza.

>>13842894
Gordon

>>13842907
moronic useless brit

>>13842900
Fresh ingredients will always be better than their processed counterparts. Also only picky-eating manchildren are bothered by the texture of onions.

>>13842907
hysterical bitches make more sense than he does

>>13842914
So you don't make a lot of sence. "fresh ingredrients" on one hand then you say
"picky eaters" on the other. You're a pathetic moron. Get over yourself.

>>13842924
I said fresh onions are better than processed onions, not that I throw a hissy fit like you do at the texture of onions, you illiterate manchild retard.

>>13842942
Why not admit to yourselfd that you're a homosexual faggot. Once you get out of the closet then you can not only admit to yourself but to everyone that you're a faggot.

>>13842942
So really what is it with you? Is it "fresh ingredients" or or am I a "picky eater?" Choose you dumb bitch.

>>13842969
Literally both, you mentally-challenged lardass

>>13840469
For onions? I thought it was just caramelization.

>>13842974
Oh that makes a lot of sense, you're the one that can't make up your mind so you put it on me. You come across as a eurotard that blames all of it's problems on the USA, how pathetic of you.

Classic pathetic eurobullshit.

>>13842974
You blanme everything on Trump as well bitch your bitch shillary lost and you still get over it. You're still seething in those closets aren't you?

>>13843026
I'm not American, retard. I couldn't care less about mutt political circus.

>>13842974
When will you losers get over the fact that you lost? Nobody wanted to deal with your stupid shillary bitch.

>>13843032
Oh of course not, you'll comment on the USA elections but will like a pathetic hypocrite wont say where you're from. You pathetic hypocrite.

>>13843032
Are you pissed off that not only will not you not say where you're from but are scared because you're not getting American money anymore. That's why you hate Trump isn't it? We don't need to send you money for your shit country.

>>13842878
I love that some trump tard ruined this meme by adding the caption.

>>13842894
More for the rest of us.

>>13843040
I said nothing about amerimutt politics, you schizo. Point to a single post where I did so.

>>13843045
Obvious samefagging is obvious

>>13842924
Sense*
Ingredients*

>>13843048
Another pissy bitch detected becuase his bitch shillary LOST and can't deal with it.

>>13843054
Then why do you hate Trump so much? That's pretty obvious.

>>13843062
You still make no sence, have you ever gotten over minimum wage?

>>13843054
Its like you morons have never gotten out of school and made anything more than minimum wage. Deal with life you idiots.

>>13840469
>>13842976

He's the cooklet, Maillard and caramelization are two different albeit similar things. Onions undergo caramelization.

>>13839397
I like to have onions in a dish for the flavor but then I don't eat them cuz I don't like the texture. But the onion flavor will still be there.

>>13839397
Real talk: How do I not get onion BO after eating a shit load of onions? I love onions but I don't like eating them cause I end up stinking to high heavens

they can have nice taste but I prefer milder ones and I prefer them to be diced into small bits

something about their translucent appearance strikes me wrong

I love onion flavor but my autism prevents me from enjoying the texture, so I have to grate or puree them into food so it doesn't suck shit but isn't marred by the disgusting slimy crunch.

>>13839397
The texture is terrible and their taste sticks to everything they touch. Caramelized they're fine but at that point they barely taste like raw onion

I literally just ate a scrambled egg with some huge onion chunks, torn by hand, mixed in. I don't understand cooking.

How can I make onions last longer? They always go bad before I can get around to cooking them

>>13845347
Don't keep them in the same place you keep your potatoes.

>>13839683
(you) go, anon!

>>13840450
NOT THE UNFILTERABLE SOYBOYRINO!@#

>>13843048
That caption is actually auto-generated by the site Me.me. It scrapes reddit image posts and appends the title as a caption. That's why you see so many nonsense captioned images, and the site ranks high on google so it basically drowns out the original non-captioned images.

>>13839397
I literally do not know how to cook a savory dish without onions

>>13845347
Keep them at or below room temp, away from sunlight, and not in the same place as tubers. They will last literal years before going bad.

>>13841523
based! same here bro you're not alone

>>13840463
>onions
>leafy greens
what happened here?

>>13843996
same

>>13839397
Filtered

Had an argument with Balkan people about raw vs cooked onions.
After som experimentation I conclude that it's both. Shit tonne in the meal and add some raw chopped on the plate as 'salad'.

>>13839397
op has never dipped a roast beef sandwich in french onion soup and it shows

>>13846167
AAAAAAA
IM CRRYYYIIINNNGGG

>>13846167
I just got an erection from a picture of an onion.

I think I need to leave the internet for a while.

>>13846735
Ok redditor

>>13839397
There are very few things on earth that aren't improved by adding lots of onion.

How do you eat if you dont like onions? You’d have to live on mac and cheese and chicken nuggets.>>13839447

>>13842894
>being racist on the cooking board
Uncalled for

Real talk though, when it comes to burgers: Red onions for topping, or white onion?
For me its red onion

No caramelized allowed. Raw onion is better for burgers, it gives a nice fresh crunch

Extended family member didnt like onions, his wife started putting them in the food processor so they weren't in chunks. He caught her one time and he started eating onions then. I used to do the same thing except I turned 7 and started eating them.

I use this in 3 out of 4 meals I have in a day lol

>>13845446
>poorly captioned image macros are now generated automatically
Of course! Why waste valuable human labor?

I put onions and garlic in every savory dish. You can't go wrong with either.

>>13847293
If I'm eating them raw I prefer red.

No one should be a picky eater outside college. I can understand eating like shit in school since universities are glorified daycare centers nowadays, but once you move out and start buying groceries it's really time to grow up.

>>13839397
What are you, 5?

>>13841523
>It needs to at least be transparent before its edible to me
pussy, raw is the best taste

If you've ever tasted an inedible mushroom, you know some of them have that sharp, inedible, warning flavor that lets you instantly identify them as something not suitable for eating. Maybe you've licked a colorful caterpillar and had the same experience?
That's what onions taste like to me. Just awful.

>>13839446
I keked

>>13839441
Yes, but onions are filtered to soy so no one really ever knows what you're saying

>>13839422
>>13839428
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE WHAT I LIKE EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS TERRIBLE AND TASTES LIKE FREDDY MERCURY’S ROTTED OUT ASSHOLE YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT OMG NOOOOOO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHAT ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOOO

>>13839447
>WEIRD SCHIZO IDIOT

>>13839446
>>13839460
>HMMM

>>13847198

>>13839464
>>13839474
>NOOOOOOOOI GET OFF MY BOARD AND TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO! MMMOOOOOOODDDSSSS!!!
Imagine being this buttblasted that someone else doesn’t enjoy an absolutely foul, stinking food that you like

>>13839469
This. At least there’s one other anon here with functioning tastebuds

>>13839519
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING A CHILD YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE YOURE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND BE A BIG BOY LIKE ME

>>13839498
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE WHAT I LIKE EVEN THOUGH IT SMELLS TERRIBLE AND TASTES LIKE FREDDY MERCURY’S ROTTED OUT ASSHOLE YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT OMG NOOOOOO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHAT ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW NOOOOOOOO

>>13845446
seems like creepy bitch crap owned by google

>>13841111
>IMAGINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A TASTELET

>>13841137
OP here. Good to see another sensible anon on this board.

could someone please explain to me what makes onions so "essential" to a dish that it ruins it if they're taken away?

>>13854776
They provide a depth of flavor. It can be described as the flavor "foundation" of the dish. For example if a soup wasn't made with onions it might seem watery in flavor