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>> No.13838231
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>>13838221
Haven't we learned our lesson about eating strange animals?

Piss off.

>> No.13838236

escargot, my car go, one sixty, swiftly

>> No.13838241

>>13838221
What makes the S car go?

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Are canned snails based?

>> No.13838271

>>13838231
Don't frequent /ck/ so I have no idea what you're referring to.

>> No.13838329

>>13838271
>t. Chen

>> No.13838443

escargot more like escarno

>> No.13838447

>>13838271
so why did you come to this board and what is your main board

>> No.13838494

>>13838447
I come here went I want to learn what people think about certain foods.

>> No.13838563

>>13838221
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

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>>13838255
If you're going to buy from Walmart, at least get the whole kit.

>> No.13838744

>>13838221
snails and slugs carry tons and tons of parasites and toxins, not worth the risk for a bit of chewy 'meat'

>> No.13838756

>>13838744
and i say this as someone who owns 4 different species of snails

>> No.13838759

>>13838563
I would have punched you for saying this in person.

>> No.13838768

>>13838759
Come at me pussy, you really think I give a fuck what some little twerp of 4chan of all places will do to me? Are you upset because your mom didn't bring you tendies for dinner you bitch?

4700 Whitesburg Dr #400, Huntsville, AL 35802

Come see me :)

>> No.13838773

>>13838768
a cardiologists office?

>> No.13838774

>>13838768
I'll be there you square, don't have your mom answer the door for you cause she'll just get the slap too while failing to stop this train.

>> No.13838778

>>13838768
I actually live a few miles from there

>> No.13838779

>>13838773
No, that's next door and where you will be transported to after I'm done whooping your damn ass

>> No.13838790

>>13838778
based clairvoyant shitposter

>> No.13838800

>>13838563
That was funny I enjoyed it

>>13838759
nah

>> No.13838823

>>13838231
The perception of "strange" is just subjective. I betcha in a parallel universe where poultry and beef are a delicacy, people like you would denounce eating it cause of paranoia about salmonella and mad cow disease.

It all comes down to hygiene in the end, anon.

>> No.13838845

>>13838744
Stop eating them from your garden where they eat bird shit and parasitic worm eggs. Go to a proper place to eat it where the snails are properly sourced/farmed/etc.

>> No.13838968

>>13838779
Uh, based department?

>> No.13839058

>>13838773
>cardiologist's office

>> No.13839312
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>>13838744

And yet despite their many faults, the French have not (yet) been responsible for a world-ending plague. In terms of biological filth, snails are no worse than shrimp, clams, or oysters. And their main culinary purpose is as a vehicle for copious amounts of delicious butter and garlic.Sorry, Pierre gets a pass on this one.

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>>13838221
OMG A SNAILS BUTT IS LITERALLY ON ITS HEAD, THATS FUCKIN BANANNAS

>> No.13839334

>>13838563
Ehehe

>> No.13839377

>>13839312
Don’t forget about blood cochles

>> No.13839557

>>13838271
He's jokingly pretending that the coronavirus isn't an illuminati NWO bioweapon, and that it actually came from an incautious Chinaman eating a bat.

>> No.13839777

>>13838221
just give em a salt rub and they should be good after that. i ate them once due to social pressure but i don't think i can do it again because i am a molluscophobe.

>> No.13840089

>>13839377

Checked. Blood cochles? Hmmm...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegillarca_granosa#Safety
>certain styles of preparation, such as the poaching commonly carried out in Shanghai, can leave many pathogens present.
>Shanghai

Surprise surprise. And Chinese bageuttes are made with uranium and toenail clippings, but we can hardly blame the French for that.

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>>13838563

>> No.13841402

>>13838231
Eating snails dates back to the Roman Republic at least, so it's safe. Still not eating those nasty bastards.

>> No.13842541

>>13841402
I've eaten oysters raw, fried, grilled, broiled.
I've eaten mussels steamed
I've eaten clam chowder
I eat shrimp and crawfish near every couple days.

Escargot is just that one thing I pass on. I dunno. I can't explain.

>> No.13842740

Snail eating players

>> No.13842744

>>13838756
You what

>> No.13843076

>>13839312
You seem to be confused as how most parasites work (especially those in snails and slugs such as rat lungworm) They aren’t viruses and simply jump from person to person via coughing. They have a cross-species reproduction cycle that transmits them via the digestive systems. Any disgustofag who eats these slimy shits deserves a parasite.

>> No.13843116

>>13842541
What is the point of telling us you eat sea food?

>> No.13843182

>>13838221
chink tier nonfood

>> No.13843184

>>13842744
aquariumfag
>mystery
>rabbit
>nerite
>ramshorn

>> No.13843220

>>13843182
you have to be over 18 to post here