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How do I avoid the carbonara virus?

>> No.13837375

Don't eat carbonara

>> No.13837385

>>13837371
stay away from Italians

>> No.13837387

>>13837371
Keto

>> No.13837394

>>13837385
My neighbors are Italians and I saw them outside earlier and I stayed inside and avoided them.

>> No.13837417

never, ever use cream in a carbonara, it will attract Italians who will cough on you and give you the virus.

>> No.13837427

>>13837394
you did good, anon. you did good. any of them hot?

>> No.13837439

>>13837427
No, the wife is short and fat and has a ugly short haircut and the husband has a bald spot.

>> No.13837445

>>13837371
Reminder that “coronavirus” is a leftist hoax to tank the economy and sabotage Trump’s re-election.

>> No.13837450

>>13837385
done and done

>> No.13837459

>>13837445
>leftist

*Chinese

>> No.13837606

>>13837445
Vlad, pls we have enough issues like your game

>> No.13837617

>>13837371
It is the burger virus now

>> No.13837640

>>13837439
avoid them at all costs. hell, I'd call imigration and CDC to get rid of em. do they have a daughter that's hot?

>> No.13837650
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>>13837617
What do you mean since we have the largest number of case in the world? How dare you!

>> No.13837655

>>13837640
Yeah but she's only 8

>> No.13837854

>>13837650
que metida de verga le daria a esta perra la neta

>> No.13837863

>>13837371
Don't go to Italy

>> No.13837872

>>13837445
Trump's introducing Yang's proposed UBI.
His reelection is secured.

>> No.13837873

don't get mixed up with the mafia

>> No.13837938

>>13837655
Shit. Too old.

>> No.13838031

>>13837385
spbp

Italian_coughing_on_pizza_pepe.jpg

>> No.13838660
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13838660

>>13837445

>> No.13838666

>>13837617
USA is always #1 baby

>> No.13839663
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13839663

>>13837371
You need the cacio e pepe virus.

>> No.13839666

>>13837371
Add garlic to piss off Italians so they avoid you. Don't use cream unless you're desperate.

>> No.13839675

>>13839663
Are those black eyed peas in spaghetti, wtfisthat

>> No.13839677

>>13837371
Wash ur hands

>> No.13839717

>>13839675
pepper

>> No.13839734

boil noodles

fry bacon (or wieners for Filipino style), onions, and garlic,
add heavy cream,
add some cheese (american is just fine)
salt & pepper

worlds best spaghetti carbonara

fuck off shital*ans

>> No.13839740

>>13837938
kek

>> No.13839750

>>13837445
Russian troll fabric pls go

>> No.13839799

>>13839734
sounds more like alfredo

>> No.13839805

>>13837371
I had some carbonara last week and got massive diarrhea for 5 days straight.

>> No.13839815

>>13837375
impossible

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13839876

>>13839734
>onion
>cream
>no egg

What the hell are you making?

>> No.13839882

>>13839734
no

>> No.13839899

>>13837375
1pBp

>> No.13840328

>>13837387
Keto is the opposite of what you want. It's all fresh ingredients that can't be easily stocked up on and that would lead you to go out and buy more things all the time. Still, humor me with the marvelous ways your fad diet would make you more resilient to the virus.

>> No.13840332

>>13837445
Funnily enough, that's the kind of thing people say a few days before being infected from licking everything in their vicinity like absolute dumbshites.