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Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' Anonymous Fri Mar 27 16:59:55 2020 No.13836955 [DELETED]

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ATLANTA, GA—In an effort to help curb the spread of Coronavirus, Chick-fil-a has announced that it will temporarily be changing its advertising slogan from "Eat Mor Chikin" to "Eat Fewer Bats."

The chicken sandwich chain will run public health ads and billboards with its iconic cow mascots reminding people to "eat fewer bats" and "have a delicious chicken sandwich instead." Chick-fil-A restaurants will also host "People Who Don't Eat Bats Appreciation Day," where people who come in and don't eat a bat get a free chicken sandwich.

"We're just doing our little part to stop this kind of thing from ever happening again," said CEO Dan Cathy. "You know what's much better than bats? A delicious chicken sandwich and waffle fries, especially with some Chick-fil-A sauce or Polynesian sauce if you really want to get crazy." Cathy also reminded Chick-fil-A customers that all of the restaurant's food products are 100% bat-free.

"But seriously people, stop eating bats."

The New York Times quickly published an article calling the ad campaign racist.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-temporarily-changes-slogan-to-eat-fewer-bats/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:01:41 2020 No.13836965 >>13836955 Fucking based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:01:41 2020 No.13836964 >>13836955 Wow. Now I hate them even more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:03:08 2020 No.13836972 File: 861 KB, 300x169, JonTron That Was a Load of Shit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955 >babylonbee Got my hopes up for nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:06:12 2020 No.13836984 File: 74 KB, 340x486, Kyurii_Secrets_English.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955 So when is people who don't eat bats appreciation day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:06:39 2020 No.13836986 >>13836955 Fucking NYT at it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 17:06:48 2020 No.13836987 >eating meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:50:34 2020 No.13837607 >>13836972 Godamnit. Here I was hoping shitposting would finally bleed into reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 19:52:36 2020 No.13837616 >>13836955 fuck these conservafaschist pieces of shit this company has to die wish eating bats were legal in the USA so i could eat that shit out of spite

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:23:45 2020 No.13837747 >>13836955 they don’t have chick fil a in china where all the bat eating is happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:32:41 2020 No.13837794 >>13836955 Christ, what an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:35:49 2020 No.13837813 absolutely unequivocally unquestionably 100% BASED FUCK CHINKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:38:53 2020 No.13837828 >>13836955 This would be so based if it was tea, fuck Chinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:41:04 2020 No.13837838 >>13836955 Non-American here: What the fuck are "waffle fries" and do I want to know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:44:09 2020 No.13837852 >>13837838 french fries cut with a grid-shaped knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:47:48 2020 No.13837877 >>13836964 Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:50:24 2020 No.13837893 File: 87 KB, 1540x1232, waffle-fries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13837838 waffle fries are absolutely top tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:54:43 2020 No.13837913 >>13837893 They're good if they're cut to even sizes. But at CFA some of them are big hunks of potato and end up undercooked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:58:13 2020 No.13837931 >>13837893 >waffle fries are absolutely top tier really should not eat fried foods. Are you clueless? Do you care about your health at all? You know, a baked potato with some salt tastes really good. Deep fried potatoes are unnecessary and deadly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 20:59:18 2020 No.13837935 >>13837931 >Deep fried potatoes are unnecessary and deadly. So is drinking but that doesn't stop me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:00:23 2020 No.13837946 >>13837931 Describe what you have eaten each day for the past ten days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:00:27 2020 No.13837947 >>13837931 Fuck off, nobody cares about your bullshit.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:01:34 2020 No.13837953

>>13837935
alcohol is real bad too but all im saying is baked potatoes are freaking delicious there's no need to deep fry them. I can eat a whole plate of baked potatoes with no guilt. I sprinkle some salt and sweetener on them... so good. Never desired greasy disgusting fries, ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:02:19 2020 No.13837957 File: 61 KB, 500x270, hahaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955 >sides status: crippled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:02:33 2020 No.13837959 >>13837931 >really should not eat fried foods. Are you clueless? Do you care about your health at all? >Do you care about your health at all? >Are you clueless? Oh the absolute irony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:04:56 2020 No.13837975 >>13837959 Chick-fil-A fries their french fries in canola oil, though. Only the chicken gets peanut oil. I'm all about the high-fat life, but canola oil is absolutely garbage for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:06:04 2020 No.13837981 >>13837946 >Describe what you have eaten each day for the past ten days. starches. potatoes, beans, oatmeal. stuff like that. carrots too. very good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:20:28 2020 No.13838058 >>13837953 >and sweetener wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:23:45 2020 No.13838076 >>13837953 >sweetener Yo what the fuck

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Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:24:35 2020 No.13838082

>>13838058
sweetner adds lots of flavor and is healthier than salt so I load it on. it's great. walmart aspartame is my sweetener of choice. it's cheap and tastes good on any starch, I even sprinkle it on bread, chili, pasta, potatoes, oatmeal, anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:26:05 2020 No.13838091 File: 55 KB, 928x517, Eco Fascist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I agree with Greta Thunberg. We need less Chinese on this planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:33:20 2020 No.13838134 >>13838091 >less It's fewer, you illiterate degen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:37:44 2020 No.13838153 >>13836964 Idiota

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:41:49 2020 No.13838173 I wish they would shape their chicken like bats

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Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:43:29 2020 No.13838181

>>13838134
Above Anon is right.
Fewer is used for multiples of separate units
e.g. "fewer ventilators"
Less is for single units
e.g. "less ventilation"
The Chinese are more similar to a single mass.
It's like complaining about somebody saying "less water" and demanding they say "fewer water molecules"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:44:42 2020 No.13838188 File: 244 KB, 828x583, 157C5EFA-D10B-493C-86CF-950F208FD935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955 This one gave me A laugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:44:59 2020 No.13838190 File: 201 KB, 500x334, self-explanatory.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836964 >>13836987 >>13837616 >>13837794 >>13837931

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:46:05 2020 No.13838194 >>13838134 fuck off. english is uesless in 2020. learn chinese white faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:46:46 2020 No.13838199 >>13838194 Will you teach me anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:47:22 2020 No.13838202 File: 17 KB, 400x267, 1584744212405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955 There are Chinese people in my street. We turned up last night with pitchforks and torches and demanded they leave. Pretty lols.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 21:51:03 2020 No.13838214 >>13838194 Post your dick to prove you're a Chinaman

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 22:01:05 2020 No.13838266 >>13837616 Based and mepilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 22:15:17 2020 No.13838309 >>13836955 >babylonbee fake and gay chic-fil-a is still based. went there a few days ago and they had people outside with tablets taking the orders. best chicken sandwich ive had in a long time. granted, its been years since ive been to cfa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 22:17:35 2020 No.13838315 >>13837975 canola oil has 0 trans fats and has the good cholesterol. you're a massive faggot and should rethink your pathetic life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 22:26:37 2020 No.13838350 >>13838202 where

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 22:52:24 2020 No.13838445 Conservative humor is always so garbage. Anyway, why does every sauce except the CFA sauce suck ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 23:04:47 2020 No.13838484 I really miss the carrot salad. Everyone else uses too much dressing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 23:07:55 2020 No.13838492 File: 350 KB, 480x480, 1470924507551.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13836955

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 23:18:09 2020 No.13838523 >>13838082 >aspartame enjoy your early death https://aspartame.mercola.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 23:20:25 2020 No.13838527 File: 21 KB, 320x279, Ancient Aliens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13838523 >mercola

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 01:45:22 2020 No.13838973 >>13836955 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:13:38 2020 No.13839175 Babylonbee is so horrendously unfunny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 28 03:26:50 2020 No.13839212 I'm assuming that's a satire website.