/ck/ - Food & Cooking

they are both cool guys

>>13834322
The top one looks like a rat

>>13834322
Steve is actually showcasing interesting items and provides a rare historical insight in the world of MREs.
Reviewbore eats chicken sandwiches in his Corolla

Would they get along?

>>13834322
These are the same dudes.

>>13834322
Why are you faggots so desperate as to post that crap here? Can't you keep it to your little blog spots?

>>13834344
>the top one

fuckoff newfag

>>13834399
HOLY SHIT!

>>13834322
Reviewbrah knows what time it is

>>13834337
they could do collab reviews and call it the autist and the chad

>>13834322
real cuckold is you trying to keep these two lads from expressing their natural frenship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0c-VW8lcx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYOuGYorr54
>you can't correct... what you did

>>13834828
There is pain behind that suit. A deep pain.

>lets food sit there for 2 hours so he can describe it
>lets food sit there for 10000000000000 years so he can describe it

>>13834322

It's impossible to explain, but Reviewbrah's biggest fans are big-booty black girls. He's irresistible to them. At every Youtube media junket, he has a different perfect 10/10 chocolate princess on his arm--or sometimes two. They call him "white chocolate" on black Twitter. When he visited a Taco Bell in Tampa for their release of their Fiesta Chorrito, two employees, busty sixteen-year-old ebony schoolgirls, got into a hair-pulling fist-fight over who would have the privilege of serving him. He's had to start travelling incognito (fake moustache and a smaller, less conspicuous cape) when visting Hotlanta for corporate speaking engagements. Reviewbrah was supposed to make an appearance in Harlem for McDonald's debut of the limited edition Slow-cooked Spicy McRib, but the crowd of stunningly-beautiful dusky urban maidens outside the airport was so thick (THICC) that Reviewbrah's security team could not safely transport him to the limousine, and he was forced to return his palatial estate in Miami, world headquarters of the Reviewbrah empire.

>>13835022

Across America, black sororities have regular reviewing parties whenever a new Reviewbrah video is released. Imagine fifty tight & toned scholar-athletes, their rich dark skin moist with cocoa butter, all wearing official Reviewbrah t-shirts cut off to review their soft, smooth bellies. Above, their erect nipples starkly protrude; the young ladies do not even attempt to hide their excitement. Imagine them all screaming in unison "This is running on empty, food review!" as the video starts, before falling on top of each other in hysterically joyous laughter. They hang on his every word; when a drop of barbecue sauce falls on his lip, some may even release a salacious moan. However raucous the viewing party may seem, at the end of the video they depart to their separate rooms with a sense of earnest quietude. There can be no doubt that on this special night, each cocoa queen will lay writhing, sweaty & musky in her sheets as she envisions the Pale White Duke of Fast Food slowly removing his ill-fitting thrift-store suit and ravishing her. Immoral, surely, but what African empress can resist his vanilla charisma, his alabaster allure?

>>13835022
>>13835028
What's your problem

>>13834374
>Steve is actually showcasing interesting items and provides a rare historical insight in the world of MREs.
no he dosnt, he just eats the same shit each time, wow crackers and a packet of cheez, oooh coffee, ooooh wow no way is that a fruit bar, wow dude, some kind of energry beverage thats interesting, they both do the same shit, atleast review brah talks to the audience like hes having a conversation instead of just outwardly narrating what hes eating like steve does, there both fine to watch but review brah is better steve was just lucky to find a niche that people find interesting and isnt as saturated

>>13835022
>>13835028
Reviewbrah does his thing and together with his contained manner it's a turn on

>>13835442
You have the photos where they used a girl filter on his face when he is in bed?

>>13835028
>>13835442
>>13835470

>>13835485
it didn't take

>>13835485
Hnng

>>13834322
This is the biggest Chad there is

https://youtu.be/Jka-g9YC-Z8

Imaging fucking a supple little 8yo girl. Imagine the sound of pounding her peachfuzz crotch. Imagine releasing inside and then immediately pulling out ane making her lick it clean.

>>13834421
OMG LE REBIEWBRAH XD XD I TOO STAND AGAINST SEXISM AND RACISM JUST LIKE MY FAVORITR REDDITOR REVIEWBRO HAHA SO LE WHOLESOME XD

fuck offm

>>13834429
Normies on blue boards use gifs like this?

>>13835685
this except unironically

>>13834322
I'm not gay or nothing, but I'd pay retail for a video of Steve pounding his bony little ass in a big brother bully roleplay

>>13835705
Yes. Now go back to your cuckshed.

>>13834421
Just proves he's not reddit newfag.