/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13832637
ok and? don't you have an instagram to post this to? you dumb fucking piece of shit i want you OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD IM TIRED OF SHITTY SOCIAL MEDIA TIER POSTS AND FAGGOT /TV/ AND /POL/ TOURISTS GETTING ANGRY THAT NONE OF THEIR MAIN BOARD TOPICS GET ATTENTION SO THEY COME HERE INSTEAD

fairlife and promise land make the best milk

I'm lactose intolerant and usually get Fairlife when I buy milk. It's good for making yogurt too.

>>13833338
>I'm lactose intolerant
lol

>>13832637
How much?
Do you know at least whatbis ultrafiltration?

umpqua is best

>>13833331
But only one of them shares the name with the best album ever.

>>13832648
as cringe as this is i am also tied of that one poster who posts the same thread on /tv/ and immediately posts it here

>>13833831
what album

>>13833882
what kind of person has never listened to Fairlife?
I envy you, you're in for a life-changing experience

>>13833908
the jap band? how should i have heard of that?

>>13833882
I'd tell you but I'm Damaged.

>>13832648
go back toreddit faggot. its always u fucking reddit retards who start bitching about pol when nothing of the sort even comes up.

>>13832637
Same, OP. I'm bad with self-control when it comes to sweets, so I can't buy this too often. A bottle's never lasted more than three days.

>>13832637
Brunton farms

>>13832637
Heat half a cup of milk hotter than what you could drink (you can use a microwave).
Add two teaspoon of cocoa (actual cocoa, not shitty chocolate powder) and a teaspoon of sugar (or better, honey)
Stir until the cocoa powder has dissolved
Complete with more milk and reheat if it's too cold.
And voilà! You've got a better cup of chocolate milk that took less than a minute to make.

My post jog drink

>>13832637
>Goddamn this is some of the best chocolate milk I've ever had
Dude, why are you still going in and out of stores right now?

>>13835202
this is so fuckin' retarded

>>13832637
I like their stuff with the oat flour mixed in

>>13835202
>heat up milk in microwave
>milk now has disgusting film layer on top that needs to be fished out
>make a mess pouring cocoa and sugar
>make a mess as shit clumps in your cup
>spill some shit trying to pour more milk/stir this shit
>finally get drink

Vs

>just pour a cup of choccy milk
>oh look it tastes extra sweet but itsn't horrible for you

But I guess you do save like 2 neetbucks over a 3 month period if you make it yourself

>>13835245

>he believes in the fake virus

>>13832637
I expect proper goosestepping from all of you, or else!

>>13835346
So what have thousands of people been dying from?

>>13832637
>lactose free

>>13835571
lactose free dairy products are good

>>13835533
politically motivated executions. night of the long scalpels

>>13832637
best damn thing I tasted was from a greek post for a tres leches cake:

1) all measurements are by weight.
2) Pardon the mistakes. Greekfag here, so english can suck at points.

550 gr milk (whole milk)
220 gr cream (35% fat)
400 gr condensed sweetened milk
170 gr chocolate

1) In a saucepan you heat all the liquids until boil.
2) In the meantime you chop up the chocolate
3) Mix the liquids and the chocolate. Let the chocolate for a minute to melt
4) After the one minute you whisk until chocolate is disolved in the milk
5) ???
6) profit.

You're welcome.

This shit makes NC worth living in.

>>13832637
Look up the nutrition label lardass op. It's basically a chemical cornucopia that happens to have milk.

>>13835871
>muh chemicals
I sure hope absolutely none of your food is store bought, fag.

>>13835897
I don't buy stuff I think is excessively sweetened. This milk brand is literally owned by coca cola if that doesn't make you concerned feel that's okay too just don't point out unrelated shit.

>Ingredients: Reduced Fat Ultra-filtered Milk, Sugar, Alkalized Cocoa, Lactase Enzyme, Dipotassium Phosphate, Salt, Acesulfame Potassium, Carrageenan, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Sucralose, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D3.

>>13835202
Buy Chocolate Mayordomo

>>13835930
>3 types of sweetener
>plus lactose catalyzed into sugars

>>13832637
A good indicator as to how good your choccy milk will be is the ugliness on the cow on the cover. if it's really grotesque and realistic looking, chances are it'll taste the best. if there is no cow then it will likely be shit. if it's a cute cartoon cow then it'll likely be mediocre.

be a shame if someone knocked your milk over

>>13835948
>there's more sugar by weight than chocolate not even counting the secondary sweeteners and flavoring
really gets the noggin joggin

>>13835930
>reduced fat ultra filtered milk
It’s milk.
>sugar
An ingredient that is not only in every chocolate milk product, but every product that isn’t a fresh vegetable. At least in America.
>alkalized cocoa
Chocolate.
>lactase enzyme
Added to help aid in digestion of lactose. Very beneficial to some.
>dipotassium phosphate
Food additive, primarily for dairy products to aid starter cultures.
>salt
Salt. Refer to sugar.
>acesulfame potassium
Per FDA: “A safe alternative to sugar with no side effects.”
>carrageenan
Comes from seaweed, used to thicken foods and drinks. Probably the healthiest ingredient in this list.
>Natural and artificial flavors
Natural and artificial sugars.
>sucralose
More sugar
>Vitamin A palmitate
Vitamin A that’s been sourced from animal products. Most likely naturally present in the milk.
>Vitamin D3
AIDS the body in the absorption of calcium. Important considering this is a milk product.

Is it overly sweet? Probably. Is one bottle a day going to turn OP into a lardass like you suggested? No. Is Coca-Cola hiding agent orange in the milk? No. Are you a fearmongering nigger with no self control so you have to cut sugar from your diet completely lest they make a documentary about you and your 200lb man tits? Most likely.