/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13824002
I've eaten so much that I vomited on numerous occassions. Not bulimic either, like I literally ate so much that I couldn't fit anything else in my stomach and when I tried to eat more I vomited as some sort of relfex to keep my stomach from bursting.

>>13824002
Shut up, faggot.

I overcook my eggs on purpose

I enjoy spic junk food like chicarrones and dinomitas

I like to buy two boxes of Kraft Mac and Cheese, throw one of the boxes of Macaroni away and use double cheese packs on the other box. I'm an innovator.

>>13824102
I'm pretty sure you can just buy packets of that cheese mix online.

>>13824102
>he doesn't make anon's special maximum moo macaroni

>kraft with cheese pack as normal
>but also
>butter
>cottage cheese
>american cheese
>shredded cheese
>every dairy product in the fridge
>salt heavily

You'll never go back.

>>13824080
thhis is based, except for hard boiled eggs> With sunny side up the crispy ness does good, for scrambles the texture is grits unless you overcook it

>>13824002
I eat my sted raw, and my bacon severly undercooked. My go to hangover cure is a mix of cocacola, peanuts, a raw egg, lime, and salt

>>13824002
I can't afford red meat or chicken so the only meat protein I eat is ground pork, eggs, and economy bacon

I eat my boogers.

>>13824080
That's absolutely disgusting.

I drink entire jars of pickle juice.

Before covidtimes I had been known to go to 2, sometimes 3 fast food drive thrus back to back eating ungodly amounts of food at each. Would get home and lay down feeling like I was about to have a heart attack sometimes

Pic not related

>>13824221
I was in a meeting a few weeks back with my boss just bullshitting just the two of us and he just picks his nose and eats it while we're making eye contact and i dont know if he

>>13824002
I put sugar in coffee and tea
I like seltzer water with salt in it
I maintain that pizza crusts are inedible
I put MSG in most things. Even salads.

>>13824002
Honestly I do too, thought I was alone

i order pizzas just to throw them in the fridge to cool overnight

>>13824002
I like the texture of raw bacon too. Wonder if it's alright to cook and eat before it starts crisping.

>>13824127
>cottage cheese in mac n cheese

This is a joke recipe, right?

I use table salt to season my steak

>>13824413
That's a redpill, not a sin.

>>13824002
>>13824376

Have you ever gotten sick from it? Raw bacon looks extremely appetizing to me.

>>13824127
>>13824658
I've put a little bit of cream cheese in my mac before, but cottage cheese, fuck that.

>>13824443
That's just how non-americans eat bacon

I despise the taste of salmon despite cooking it for my family and will go get something else to eat under the guise of visiting a friend when I make it.
>>13824102
>not keeping the noodles to make poor man's alfredo with frozen chicken strips
You animal.

>>13825220
>noodles

>>13825246
huh?

>>13824189
You can't afford chicken? I just bought some chicken drumsticks for $1/lb. It was the cheapest meat I could find, and should still be the cheapest even after accounting for the weight of the bones. Bones are nice anyway since they can be used for stock.

>>13825482
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE POOR YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD FRESH MEAT

>>13825487
What? Maybe I wasn't clear. Chicken is fucking cheaper than pork. I just bought a pound of ground pork the other day and paid over $4 for that shit in store. Granted I can find ground pork online from costco listed at $1.84/lb for a 5lb package, but I'm certain I could find even cheaper chicken as well if I really looked or if everywhere wasn't sold out of everything right now. So how can you afford ground pork but not chicken?

>>13824002
I don't like dino tendies.

>>13824002
I try so hard to like pickles but they’re gross as shit

I place a piece of pepperjack cheese on top of my medium done petite sirloin steak, put barbeque sauce over it, all between two pieces of toast/bread/roll/bagutte.

It's delicious.

>>13824002
I always lick clean my plates to minimize food waste and easier to clean.

>>13824002
I ferment my oats for a few days before making porridge

>>13824002
Yep, me too. It's like poor man's serrano/parma

>>13824002
I steal food

>>13825717
This except I go to the self checkout and get steaks for chicken prices

>>13825860
gravy packet prices with a box of baking soda to fuck with the weight sensor

>>13824374
>I like seltzer water with salt in it
you can find club soda with a bit of salt in it already

>>13824443
It's fine as long as it's fully cooked, but it generally has a pretty chewy texture like that.

>>13825207
Bacon outside of America isn't made from the same cut of pork. America uses the belly but other places generally use the loin so it doesn't crisp up in the same way.

>>13824002
>know how to cook
>cook really well
>love to do it
>broke up with gf
>other life shit happened that completely broke me
>lost many friends because i fuck anyone i can and this pisses people off
>got a new place
>in the past six months haven't cooked even once at home
>entire diet consists of peanuts, chips, pickles, sausages, precooked meatballs, mustard, mayo, cheap strong beer, cigarettes, orange juice, chocolate milk and grape juice
>only time i cooked in recent memory was when a family from church invited me over
>i made shakshuka
>they loved it
>because of chinkvirus panic bought a lot of sardines, rice, potatoes, pork tails and whole chickens i put in the freezer
>will most likely never eat what i bought
>still go to the store every day for alcohol
Also i piss in my kitchen sink and recently shat on the floor, maybe two weeks ago, still haven't cleaned up, still don't remember shitting, just woke up with a crusty asshole and shit in the corner.
I hate my life.

>>13824002
I like to eat boiled pasta noodles by the handful out of the fridge at 3am

When I was 12 I slapped my 7 year old brother in the face for eating the last piece of grocery store sushi so hard that he started crying and spit it out.

Sorry Alec, I was an angry fat fuck ;_;

>>13824080
dangerously baste.
I put ketchup on my mac & cheese, I can't make sourdough bread, I haven't baked bread of any kind is almost a week, I look though my fridge most nights for a midnight snack, I've underproofed bread before since I was in a rush, I take a long time to cook anything, if something says you can make it in 30 minutes I'll take an hour, I can't make food for 3 or 4 people, after years of making food for 12 or more people I can make 1 serving or 6+, I have cut myself many times more recently since my health is somewhat poor and I keep pushing myself since my mother is getting older and I feel I should help out more and so I work until I spasm.

>>13824002
im a poor person , eat rice every single day of the month and i know i should just try to survive the month until i land a good job but i still go to a fastfood place at least once in the month instead of using that money to buy more food to cook.

Lets say i go to mcdonalds for a smokehouse or BK for the most expensive burger they have then i pay with my own suffering later on.
I tell my family to not pity me because i bringed that suffering to myself , enjoying food once its enough happiness for me.

>>13825612
don't know where you live but here in southeast Ohio we get 5 pound bags of legs and thighs for 49 cents a pound and it was the same price when I visited northeast Indiana.

>>13825901
First of all, who are you quoting? Second of all,
> i fuck anyone i can
I hope you die in a fire you degenerate piece of trash.

>>13825985
Greentexted stories are a thing, fellow redditor *tips fedora*

>>13826002
Are you stupid? Quoting is what the greentext was meant to be made for to begin with, especially for more older text boards. These greentext stories should be discouraged on all boards, not just by one.

>>13824246
why wouldnt evryone

>>13826030

>>13826035
I've masturbated to this picture many, many times.

>>13824246
i do this along with zesty italian salad dressing

Sometimes I deliberately skip breakfast and lunch just so I can be really hungry and eat like three meals worth of food in the evening. It's so satisfying but it feels sinful.

Sometimes I can't be assed to properly cook some vegetables and just throw them all into the pan at once without consideration of their different cook times.

>>13824002
That's not a sin. I always have some raw bacon when I cook with it. It's delicious.

>>13824086
Pork rinds are based, low carb, delicous, and cheap.

>>13825482
>eggs
$0.35/egg
>economy bacon
$3.00/kg
>pork tenderloin
$4.99/kg
>chicken drumstick
>$9.85/kg
>chicken breast
$12.00/kg (bone-in), $17.00/kg (boneless)
>lean ground beef
$12.00/kg
>stewing beef
$16.00/kg
>steaks
$21.97/kg
To add insult to injury the chicken is locally grown and prepared

I always marinade my steaks and eat them with a sauce.

>>13826035
Why do white girls keep looking at me like this?

>>13825617
He posts on reddit which is where most of his attention comes from so that makes him bad in my book

>>13827540
It's a defensive reaction that is triggered upon seeing basketball americans, crazy people and incels.

I like to take squares of butter and put them in hawaiin rolls and eat hawaiin butter roll sandwiches

>>13824350
Oh my!

>>13825970
This made my heart moved

>>13826030
> more older

>>13824189
If you can afford pork, you can afford chicken

>>13824364
knew if he realized how bad I wanted to suck his cock.

Sorry forgot to finish that sentence.

>>13824002
I've eaten an entire large spaghetti squash in one sitting on multiple occasions
I've eaten a pound of almond butter in one day
i autistically cut around the fat on meat
i like raisins more than chocolate chips in cookies
I've gone days eating only beans or only oatmeal

Fucked a hollowed out cucumber when I was 12 and hormonal

>>13827798
Bread and butter...oh my god man ur a monster

>>13828113
do you mean squash?

>>13824009
I dont believe you, anon.

>>13828169
No. A cucumber.

>>13824374
These arent very unusual.

>>13825220
You should be more honest with your family, anon.

>>13825717
A cook makes, a thief takes.

>>13828179
how do you hollow out a cucumber

>>13828206
Big gmo cucumber, cut it in half and take a knife and scoop out the insides

I think I microwaved it before doing that so it was softer

>>13824002
I like to put mayonnaise on fried rice.
Sometimes I mix it with a lil wasabi powder and oyster sauce.
Not even fat but my cholesterol is elevated probably because of it and the other fatty things I eat. High fat foods are so satisfying.

I'm formerly morbidly obese, a recovering alcoholic, and a fully recovered bulimic

Ama

>>13824002
>I prefer New York style pizza
>I drink milk in public
>I think mustard is disgusting
Also, related to what you said:
>I prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon.

>>13824002
i just ate cake with chopsticks ;{

I sometimes eat spaghetti with mayonnaise and ketchup

>>13825901
>lost many friends because i fuck anyone i can and this pisses people off
Why you having sex pisses people off?

>>13824002
I don't like mashed potatoes.

>>13825059
As long as it's smoked bacon you can eat it "raw". Raw in parentheses, since it's salt cured and smoked so long it's technically already cooked. Like hot dogs.

>>13828115
Not softened butter. Like right out of the fridge butter when is still hard and i bite down into it like its a peice of meat in a sandwich

I eat junk food ever since I was 4 years old because of mom. Don't like to blame anything on her since she's passed away, but I haven't been able to stop eating like this, and now I'm getting fat. Could be the fact that I'm autisctic that makes it difficult for me to quit. I dunno. All I eat is premade pizza and chicken.

>>13825923
Being the older brother sucks because you do a bunch of stupid shit to your younger brother, and once you become an adult, the guilt starts killing you mentally.

I despise the taste of cumin.
If a recipe requires cumin, I find turmeric to be an appropriate substitute.

>>13829097
What matters is not the fucking but who you fuck.
>fucked a friend's mom (she had him when she was 15)
>fucked the friend of a girl who liked me
>made the gf of a friend cheat on him with me
>fucked multiple female friends which is a mistake 100% of the time as shit goes sour inevitably
It has now almost been half a year since i put benis in bagene.

>>13824002
I break spaghetti in the pot
I enjoy eating oreos but I only buy the cheap version so I don't give money to the company
When I cook pasta I always throw them in crème fraîche as a sauce
I'm 22 but I still eat cereals

>>13824002
>Raw bacon
You just confessed to being retarded

>>13824002
I make my own stock then forget about it and it rots in the fridge
I do this constantly
I don't know how to stop

>>13827978
>i like raisins more than chocolate chips in cookies
You're just too based for your own good

>>13830257
Nice.
Normies love getting mad over the same thing, you just did it the smart way. If they got mad over something so trivial, that just proves they weren't really your friends.

>>13824002
I use ketchup on mac and cheese, as well as scrambled eggs

>>13828630
what's your low impulse cotrol going to ruin next?

>>13824660
Just salt that's on the table from the previous meal? I usually notice salt and pepper on my stove top after cooking a meal. Maybe I'll use stove salt and stove pepper next time I an steak.

>>13826030
>Quoting is what the greentext was meant to be made for to begin with

I like cold fries and the more watery beer is, the better. why would I wanna chug something that tastes like an alcoholic pumpkin?

>>13824002
the only time i can cook without panicking is when my mom is helping me.

>slow eater
>fast eaters piss me off
how the fuck do you eat a whole meal before i've finished half of my steak. nigger do you chew? have some decency and eat like a civilized person.

>>13831634
Slow eaters are usually people who talk too much. What they say isn't even interesting. They just yammer on about bullshit and seem to forget they even have food.

>>13831641
im not talking about that, im talking about straight eating, like people inhaling a burger and moving on to the next before you've finished chewing

It's difficult for me to not cook without drowning it in cayenne powder and salt

>>13824002
I make retarded shitposts on a food and cooking forum and giggle manically about each and every one of them.

>>13824002
I mix fried potatoes with salad. The buttery potatoes and the extra crunch from the lettuce go perfectly together.

>>13825612
Not where I'm from, bucko. Chicken breast is 3,50 a pound. Pork chops are around 2.

>>13827978
>i like raisins more than chocolate chips in cookies

All other sins are forgiven my son

>>13831752
thats it. fucking gulag for you

>>13831664
That's not a sin, that's a sign of good taste.

>>13831788

I'm saying that him liking the raisins forgives his other sins. though in retrospect i should have phrased it better.

I think i have autism or something but when i bite into fruit in yogurt or vegetables in a sauce I get chills down my spine and nausea

>>13824002
I prefer Kraft Mac and Cheese (I add shredded cheese) to the real thing. Haven't found a recipe that I like better

>>13832177
I get those shivers but no nausea. Happens with sour things for me

Im a bong and when I go to the chippy I order a chip butty (pic) and drench it in salt and vinegar. Rather than eat it like a sandwich I'll eat the chips until all that's left is the bap/bun/barm/cob/breadcake etc that's covered in butter, chip grease, salt and vinegar.

Literally my top 3 things to eat

>>13825923
as the top porkins it was ur job to assert dominance. i wish i could slap ur squirrely lil bro to...

>>13824002
After my breast enhancement surgery, I fucked my own father while drunk and also his friends. I was so full of semen. They fed me the teriyaki remains of my own abortion with fragrant rice.

>>13824009
I've done that too, I thought it's normal?

>>13832177
I get that when I bite into a bone when I’m eating chicken/pork in Chinese food. That shit really pisses me off because it’s just being a lazy chink that leads to this.
I wouldn’t be as fucked up by it if I was prepared for it, but even when I’m mentally preparing myself for the possibility, it still really puts me off.

>>13824002
I actually prefer Red Delicious Apples over any other

>get four nutella jars from my friend who found out he had diabetes and was donating all of his sugary poison stash
>had never eaten it before
>try out a spoonful of it
>it's horribly sweet and think it's disgusting
>put it in my cupboard
>a day or so goes by and I get the impulse to try it again
>it's much better than the first time
>get into the habit of taking a spoon of it each day, then two, then three..
>suddenly one day find myself laying on my kitchen floor, eating nutella in a state of being delirious, heart racing, feeling as if I was going to die
>but I just can't stop eating nutella
>finish the last of the 4th jar
>even though i'm full of nutella, feeling tremendous pain, discomfort, overall horrible while laying on my filthy floor, I still want more
>try to muster up the strength to go to the store to buy some more
>manage to stand up but lose balance and fall to the floor again
>crawl to the bathroom and force myself to vomit
>small amount of liquid brown goo slowly slides out of my mouth
>accept that I had eaten it and will have to deal with the consequences, ain't gonna try to vomit it out anymore
>what followed was the worst physical time of my life, it was truly hellish
>feels like i weakened my body permanently
>it still haunts me

>>13834782
This picture never fails to make me lol

>>13834176
impressive time quints!

>>13834782
try this instead, tastes way better, and like 60% less sugar

>>13834822
Top one is 10.13, bottom one is 10.14, kek

>>13834858
>quints
Based retard poster

>>13834864
Thanks for the rec, but I've sworn off all that type of shit. Just thinking about it now makes me gag

>>13824002
A few times I ate the cheese powder from the kraft mac n cheese boxes when I was like 8 or so. Still feel about it

>>13827540
>white

>>13828630
jesus fucking christ, courtney settle down.

>>13826151
OMAD is a legit diet strategy. Being able to pig out on a diet makes it great.

>>13834647
are you retarded anon? how could it possibly be normal?

>>13824102
why would you ever use that shit? making your own is
- cheaper
- miles better
- you can decide yourself how many god damned cheese you want
these threads bother me more than they should

>>13825717
this
not a sin tho

>>13826030
god i hate newfags

>>13835833
I don't know, it makes sense doesn't it?
You have a certain capacity for eating, if you exceed it - you puke
I've puked considerably more from eating than I have from drinking

>>13825901
>Also i piss in my kitchen sink
That's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's what many of us do but don't talk about.

>>13824002
I sometimes go to more than one fast food place at a time and I hide the bag from the first place when I'm at the drive thru for the second place. it's nice to have a mcdouble with a beefy frito burrito

>>13836447
Everybody who lives alone does it. No exceptions.

>>13824189
What? Chicken is cheaper than pork.

>>13825648
I was disgusted right up until the last part. If it's a sandwich, anything goes.

>>13831706
That's not a sin, that's a brilliant idea and I'm going to steal it.

>>13834970
Is it related to a goat?

>>13824110
>>13824102
Even better, if you go to certain bulk stores they sell just the powder in tubs.

>>13824009
We have all been there.

>>13836616
Still cute though.

>>13824002
When I spread mayonnaise on my sandwiches, after spreading, I always put the knife in the mayo and start scooping up mayo and eating it. Mayonnaise tastes really good on its own.

>>13824364
lmao fuck haha

>>13824002

I eat blue cheese dressing out of the bottle/jar

>>13827540
I know it's late but if you see this reaction from so many people you really need to take a good hard look at your life. Seriously.

>>13827978
>I've gone days eating only beans or only oatmeal
>i like raisins more than chocolate chips in cookies
these are not sins

I eat raw hotdogs right out of the pack, I leave food out for 2 days and still eat it just fine, I prefer bison to beef and can’t go back to beef without feeling pissed off it isn’t bison. My gf hates onions and refuses to eat onions but I cook and put onions in everything, she loves it and sometimes gets seconds. I’m going to try to see if I can sneak mushrooms into her diet too, just for fun.

>>13827978
can I be your fren plz

>>13824658
yea

I often don't use spices in anything.
When I do it's usually out of a tiny plastic jar that has a "best by" date from 2 years ago.
I under cook jasmine rice because I like hint of crunch it gives.
I use frozen bags of stir fry vegetables with broccoli for my daily vegetable intake because I can't think of anything else to make.
I've had the same breakfast every day for years: 2 slices of bacon, two eggs medium scrambled, and a bowl of instant maple & brown sugar oatmeal.
I like Pringles because I associate them to dried mashed potato wafers and not actual potato chips.

I uber eats mcdonald’s from a location two blocks away then don’t clean the garbage out of my room for a week

>>13831651
i think they may want to finish quickly so they don't have to watch/listen to you eat. you chew like a cow with your mouth open, don't you?

>>13834176
>chippy
>butty
>chips
>bap
>barm
>cob
>breadcake
i hate the british so fucking much

I fuck fruits and then eat them. I dont cum inside them, i wash my cock really well and fuck it, then cum in my sink, rinse the fruit, and then go eat it while playing CSGO. If you cut a hole in figs just right, it can feel like sliding you cock into a tounge hole. Like the fig feels like a tounge enveloping you. Watermelons are meh tho.

>>13824102
Keep the noodles for soups retard

>>13838927
How small is your cock that you can fit in a fig?

>>13839953

Or how big are the figs?

i don't like steak

>>13838927
>tounge hole

>>13838489
Seething

I hate ice cream

>>13824102
I've done that but with 3 boxes, leaving the third for like tomato sauce later -- thinking myself Chef Boyardee.

Doing this almost, always requires shaped macaroni. Perfect cheese-to-noodle distribution

>>13824002
I like onions

-I only buy real cheese for making pizza.
If I'm making homemade Filet-O-Fish and cheeseburgers, it's always either American or Sharp cheese slices.

-I preseason and presalt my burger patties. No, I don't put breadcrumbs in them, I have standards.

-I don't mind onions as much as I thought I would but I still subtitute them with Onion Powder 99.9999% of the time

-Hormel's No Bean Chili and Frito's Jalapeno Dip on a Ball Park Frank and Wonder Bread Bun. The perfect chili cheese dog.

-During my poorfag days, I used to buy store brand frozen tendies (the type I used to get is discontinued, sadly) and make a sandwich using Salsa con Queso. They're even better when dredged in Frank's Hot Sauce before putting them in the sandwich. One time I sealed them in a bag fresh out the microwave, intentionally to get them soggy from their own steam. Shit was heaven on wheat.

My girlfriend cleans up for me after I cook. Also when I dont cook

>>13824002
I like to eat white rice with mayonnaise.

i like the taste of overcooked/burnt, almost charcoal

>>13824002

I'm a former professional chef. I've prepared dishes worth 300 a plate and can cook anything. My favorite foods are chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs and Canadian Kraft Dinner .Like i I legit eat 3 cans at a time. Or two boxes of KD

>>13842524
Sinner or not, you're my hero.

Is using garlic powder/onion powder a sin? How about when I use it along side Montreal steak spice to season steak? Cause if that's wrong, I dont want to be right.

cold fries

>>13824350
Same
>Walmart for gummy bears and oreos
>taco bell for quesorito and Crunchwrap
>McDonalds for Fries and nugs, and burger

have tachycardia attack be fat

I won't eat any kind of white sauce other than Ranch, reminds me too much of pus I saw in medical videos as a kid. Same goes for green sauce like Verde and Guacamole.

>>13824102
You can buy the cheese mix in bulk at Winco dude.

>>13836447
>Kitchen sink
I piss in the bathroom sink, not the kitchen one. Why the kitchen sink?

>>13842524

>>13844082
It's closer to my computer.

>>13827978
this nigga eatin beans

>>13842524
hell yeah bro boyardee ravioli is my childhood in a can

I became germaphobic at age 5 and have spent most of my life not eating with my hands. I use silverware or bring the dish up to my face and eat with my tongue. Sometimes I make a sucking motion to get the food up in my mouth. I even utilized precision techniques to make sure my tongue only touched whatever chip etc. I was reaching for so I wouldn't get saliva on the rest of the food.
I would only eat with my hands if I had just thoroughly washed them and did not touch anything, not even a towel to dry. I would eat food that other people touched with their hands, like if my mom made me a sandwich, just not my own.
There have been periods of my life where I stopped doing this, but lately in my poor mental health I'm doing it again.
Also for like a year when I was at boarding school I ate every meal with a spoon, ironically or whatever. Salads and steaks and whatnot. There were maybe 5 times in that year where I used a fork and knife when it was socially unacceptable to eat with a spoon.

>>13831651
>>13831634
>i eat slow and savor my food, you should try it!
fuck yourself you autistic fuck, you're a joke to fast eaters that have no interest in waiting around watching you chew like a fucking sloth before they can leave, everyone you've ever eaten with makes fun of you behind your back. i hope you choke on one of your faggoty little bites

>>13824002
I usually cut of a small strip of what ever I'm eating and eat it raw. This includes chicken, liver or whatever I cook. I have only gotten sick once, but it's just so delicious.
The most annoying are the burns I get from eating to much raw garlic.

>>13824189
Stupid Canadians