/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13817547
Eggs bread bacon cheese is pretty good. I'd use cheddar instead, but whatever floats your boat.

>>13817547
Cock.
In my tight white ass.

>>13817553
American cheese is pretty good on an egg sandwich for whatever reason, just because it melts really well I guess. I'd add some caramelized onion and put it on a biscuit though.

>>13817547
Breakfast burrito.

Biscuits and gravy. Sticks to your ribs until dinner, if you eat a big enough helping. You might need a nap though

>>13817547
Eggs, toast, bacon and a quarter of a grapefruit. Starts the day just so right. Best enjoyed with fresh orange juice or black tea

I don't eat breakfast.

>>13817547
What ever it is came out my medicine cabinet

>>13817557
>tfw just prepped my kitchen to cook
>see this post, want a burrito instead

>>13817547
fruit
protein shake
small cup of oatmeal with ground flax
water

i don't care

coffee. black.

Eggs Benny. There is no other option.

Black coffee and cigarette
Eggs

>>13817804
Delicious breakfast on a special occasion. Certainly not daily fare

>>13817547
jesus christ what i'd do for one of those

eggs hotdog cheese scramble

>>13817870
>how to shit yourself the second you step outside

>>13817547
Margot Robbie is so damn fine, why is she making such bad choices

>>13817870

>>13817990
>being reactive to drugs in the current year

Black coffee, no sugar.
A couple slugs of vodka from the freezer.
A softboiled egg for special occasions.

>>13818213
based finland

>>13817547
Desu

>>13817547
Wow this movie truly was awful. That food looks okay but the sandwich was way too sloppy before looking nicely compacted in the aluminum foil. Sandwiches like that need fried eggs, nearly hard with just a bit of the yolk dribbling out.

>>13817547
Sugar free oatmeal. Cereal/pancakes are too sugary, eggs & bacon are too salty and greasy

>>13818359
Oh and I add cinnamon & blueberries

vodka and xanax

see you at dinner

>>13818325
picked some of these up because frozen food options were very limited at the store, theyre pretty great. I add some more cheese and some hot sauce

Cappuccino and a croissant

>>13818365
that's not sugar free!!!!!!

Cold pizza

2l water then piss in a glass and drink it

>>13817547

Fucking love Nasi Lemak. Breakfast in Malaysia was generally based.

>>13818213

holy shit finland

>>13817547
Nice dual egg break. Anybody on this board able to do that?

>>13818897

I break your mom's eggs all the time lmao

>>13818897
I've never tried it but it seems like you'd need some good pinkie dexterity.

>>13817770
add a cigarette and one dry toast and its kino

>>13817547
>Eggs that runny on a sandwich to go
Umm yikes?

>>13817547
Nothing

>>13817589
>I don't eat breakfast.
Based breakfast skipper

>>13818879
I've had this breakfast and it was surprising how clean it left me feeling. I don't know the cooking process but it's way cleaner than an American breakfast of the same style.

If you're going to be building stuff outside, in the cold, then the Full English is unironically the best.

>>13818879
slop of grease

>>13817547
Suckling my pregnant sister's breasts for sweet milk. Having her hold me and drawing the milk from her perfect pink nipples.

>>13821740
Jesus Christ anon, we're not ready for this kind of enlightenment.

>>13818213
binland does it again :DDDD
Blörö

i'm partial to soup

>>13821740
nipples aren't pink anymore when they give milk

>>13821777
I hope these aren't trips of truth because I'm going to be severely disappointed

>>13817547
>american (plastic) cheese
cringe

>>13818879
im hungover and im so fucking pissed i cant go out and get this for breakfast

>>13817990
It's important to stay regular

>>13821697
faggot

>>13817547
My semen
Slurp me

>>13821826
He's right. Nipples get darker during pregnancy.
And pic rel is the perfect breakfast food with coffee and milk

>>13817593
>implying something

>>13818879
Brits are fucking weird

I made crepes this morning. It isn't the perfect breakfast food, but it still is something I can eat in the morning without feeling sick.

>>13817547
What kind of retard has to choose between tasting a third dab of hot sauce and tasting two whole slices of cheese?

>>13817554
I mean white ppl are made to be bred

>>13818879
How the fuck would you eat this much in the morning?

>>13821760
what got deleted?
why are the jannies here so overzealous ?

>>13817547
o-oats

>>13823472
I generally feel the best throughout the day when I eat a large breakfast, a small snack for lunch--if anything, and a small dinner. Assuming I perform a minimum amount of physical activity for the day, that is.

>>13823389
Literally just some sausages, bacon, veg, potatos and eggs.
>Weird
If a collection of common breakfast items is weird to you it's rather not know what you consider a proper breakfast.
Some kiwi, banana and oranges in a bowl?
Plain old toast?

>>13823472
The full english was designed for factory workers back in the day, as it was the only meal they got time to eat until late at night.

It literally sets you up for a days work.
Also stop being a fag
https://youtu.be/iZ54ab3tmOc?t=87

>>13818879
>eat breakfast
>it's nearly dinner by the time you wade through all that slop

Pho. Or rice noodle

>>13823539
Only mums eat slow as shit you little faggot

>>13823393
Why you get sick anon? ):

>>13817547
How do you crack open eggs like that?

>>13818879
ive never had a full english but holy fuck put that shit in me

>>13817547
Here's my perfect breakfast list:
Two over easy eggs seasoned with salt and pepper then valentina hot sauce on them
Two slices buttered toast (whole wheat or rye) cut diagonally
4-5 slices of bacon cooked crisp
Couple slices of tomato
Either shredded hashbrowns or cornbeef hash

>>13817589
I eat breakfast, but for dinner. Fuck eating before noon, but fuck anyone that doesn’t like breakfast food.

>>13823567
its hard to explain its like youre trying to move 2 parts of your hand in different directions thus opening the shell of the egg

I don't normally eat breakfast, but when I do...

>>13817576
Also sticks to your arteries though

>>13823521
>beans for breakfast
>hockey pucks for breakfast
>2 (two) whole grilled tomatoes??? for breakfast

>>13823472
>Breakfast like a king; lunch like a prince; dinner like a pauper

>>13823539

>>13823389

>>13823618
Why are you gay?

>>13818367
Whiskey and klonopin. See you tomorrow

>>13823466
thats not how you breed m8

>>13818897
cooked my whole life, only seen one chick able to do it and she was working in a patessiery breaking 500 eggs a day or some crazy shit.

This far into the thread and no mentions of french toast?

>>13824480
bit sweet for perfection don't you think?
I do like a nicely buttered pancake though

>>13817554
Sounds like a nice way to start the day

>>13817547
A breakfast sandwich with coffee and fruit. Make a batch of flaky biscuits and pile on sage and fennel sausage patties cooked crispy, a slice of melty American cheese, a fried egg, and your hot sauce of choice. Wash and de-stem a few strawberries and a handful of blueberries and put them in a bowl. Boil some water, grind some light-roast beans, and load up the french press for some fresh coffee.

For best results, consume on a weekend morning with the paper or whatever book you're currently reading while sitting in the light of the rising sun. Bonus points for a loyal pup curled up at your feet.

>>13818879
Lots of leafs have full English breakfasts. Probably from maintaining our Commonwealth heritage.
I grew up on this shit. Inarguably the best breakfast. And not even as much work as it looks like.

>>13818879
If you removed black pudding, one or two of the meats, added some fruit and berries, and made it smaller that might be good. Is this why Brits are so fat and their teeth are falling out?

>>13824553
Uhh yes plz

>>13817547
Steel-cut oatmeal with a sprinkle of cinnamon, some slices of banana, a mix of raw cashews, walnuts, and macadamia nuts coated with grass-fed ghee with added Himalayan pink salt, toasted in the oven, a table spoon and a half of chia seeds which with the nuts give it a nice satisfying crunch, plain Greek yogurt and a splash of organic whole milk. Cara Cara orange on the side.

A god-tier breakfast, health-wise.

>>13817589
This. I don’t eat before noon but I’m felling really peckish then pic related with a glass of milk

>>13817554
You wish you were white.

>>13818325
JD breakfast bowls are surprisingly decent for frozen meals

>>13817547

oats, unfortunately

>>13817547
>>13817547
>eggs
>bacon

https://www.kinderworld.org/videos/egg-industry/baby-chicks-ground-up-alive/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4552202/

https://humanefacts.org/eggs/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3040303/

https://animalstudiesrepository.org/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1000&context=mammal


how about a nice breakfast of seeds, nuts, whole grains, and fresh fruits with some coffee/juice/tea/water? energizing, clean, and efficient as well as filling.

>muh, muh flavour, must deny evidence and be badass saying i dont care about animals

>noooo you cant just cause cognitive dissonance in anyone that has even mild empathy, its not true!

>those links are cherry picked!!

inb4 vegan insults
not vegan, i eat seafood and produce eggs at home.

remember, the most based, cleanest, ethical, and best way to eat is a diet high in grains, vegetables, legumes, nuts, seeds, fish, and fruit.

>>13821760
>>13823495

>>13823495

sorry bad crop imw taching kill la kill

>>13825469
BASED

Butter fried eggs on toast, with mayo and hot sauce.
Every damn day.

>>13825469
i like tofu scrambles for brekky desu and some kind of fried potato

natto is pretty good too desu

veg*nz rise up

croissant sandwich with a bit of jam

>>13818879
honestly with the exception of the beans this looks good.
i've never had blood sausage before but i would try it

>>13825548
You taste the fat more than the blood. And the beans are an excellent component. You need to at least try it, even if you conclude that they're a poor addition, but I'm confident you will change your mind.

>>13824661

No, because real brits don't eat pork

>>13825478
Looks fucking delicious. I skipped eating today, so I'm browsing while at work. Worst idea ever. I'm starving now.

>>13818879
>>13825548
>>13825551
Always wanted to try a full English breakfast. I think the beans look great with it personally.

>>13825569
I took it from google :<

>>13818213
Perkele

Country ham pan fried, fresh biscuits, and red eye gravy.

>>13825469
this but unironically desu

people here need to get their head out of their asses

>>13823472
The british only eat once a week

>>13818879
Based.

>>13824661
>fruit and berries
Your compulsive desire to appear healthy dictates your taste.

>>13817547
if counting a plated meal as "Food": unironically FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST with hand-selected ingredients and seasoned to your liking.
if only a single item counts: plain oatmeal cooked with water. no instant/quick oats

>>13825469
>cleanest, ethical
yet you advice to use coffee, an industry that is notable for underpaying third world workers who slave away in harsh conditions, often using chil workers. Also, I hope you absolutely ONLY eat locallly sourced seeds and fruit as most of fruit producing countries have very low salaries for workers and very little care for their well being

Fuck off you zoomer cunt

>>13825679
>We purchased twenty-five 70-kilo bags of this coffee for $3.53/lb and we cupped it at an 86.5. We paid $3.53 ex-warehouse to Atlantic Specialty, Pergamino was paid 3.30 FOB for these twenty-five bags
>roasted product sells in 12 oz bags that equal $24 a pound

wow the margins on third wave coffee are insane and the farmers are getting basically none of it

>>13817759
Neither do I

>>13818888
Is that only for fat tourists or how the fuck do they stay skinny as straws eating all that?!

>>13824553
How do you eat and hold your book at the same time without getting the pages greasy my friend?

If I'm working, unironically a 4mg piece of nicotine gum and 500mL of apple juice.

>>13825469
Enjoy your antinutrients

>>13825469
Nah, fuck off mate.

>>13817547
I'm about to make some tortillas for breakfast burritos.

>>13817589
>I don't eat breakfast.

>>13825469
I don't need to justify eating meat beyond the bible says I can but I must respect your choice and you should respect mine.
Romans 14:2-3: “One man’s faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables. The mans who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him.”

>>13825573
When foreigners look at the beans they expect burrito or chilli beans. Pinto, black, kidney beans.

The ones in Heinz baked beans are haricot beans which are super soft, take the sauce well and just mush the fuck up in your mouth.

They are little more than a fiber vehicle for the tomato sauce.

Personally on a full english I will have:
2/3 meat items (sausage, bacon, black pudding)
1 potato item (chips, hash brown, homefries)
1 tomato item (ketchup, grill, chopped, beans)
2 eggs (scrambled, fried, poached)
1 bread (toast, fried bread, muffin)

The beauty of the full english is that it's a collection of items that conform to the idea that it represents all areas of nutrition and gives you plenty to get through the day.
You can chop and change what you have but if it doesn't have something to account for everything it's not a full english.

>>13817589

fair warning people. this is actually part of some nazi diet strategy. probably an alt right shitlord.

>>13821838

american cheese isn't plastic. stop lying.

>>13823617
This

3 eggs, 80g oats, and an onion

>>13817547
for me, stack of pancakes, bacon, toast or a cinnamon bun. but after that its lazy until lunch. if im working, toast, smoothie, orange juice, milk, and vitamins. i usually have a massive shit 30 minutes after but then im good until lunch

>>13821904
fatso

Prepare your arteries

>>13826241
Same for me except 4 eggs, 100g of oats and apple instead of onion

>>13824609
actually come to think of it its a bit regionally altered.
its the same basic principle, eggs, grilled tomato, toast, beans, and a few different types of breakfast meat all grilled up, but the meats change area to area. places with a bigger slav heritage (usually ukrainain) will sub out bangers for kielbasa (koobie), and sub out black pudding with paprika bacon. the maratimes will have thick cut fried bologna. and so on.

>>13825807
The biscuits aren't that big, I can one-hand it. When I need to turn the page I can set the book down, swipe it over, and pick it back up. I'll admit it's easier with my newspaper.

>>13818879
came here to post this

>>13817547
>american cheese
That sandwich is begging for some cheddar or pepperjack and you go and fuck it up with kraft singles. No wonder this piece of shit flopped.

>>13826169
Had no idea about the Beans. I saw the Heinz beans in the store. I will pick up a can and try them. Recommendations on the type of bread for toast? It's pretty much so shoku pan here and white American style loafs for toast.

>>13826241
Why the onion? Is it salted?

>>13827544
Any white bread that comes out like this

>>13818879
Had some English Breakfast in Ireland, hot damn it's some good shit

>>13817547

>>13827564
It's unsalted. I like onions so I try to eat at least one a day. I usually just bite into them like an apple

>>13826293
So good when you are drunk.

>>13824553
bruh, this is the shit i want. a gross, heavy sandwich that makes your heart beat faster contrasted with some fresh fruit and a drink. i'd go for tea personally but whatevs.

pork tenderloin in a slightly greasy biscuit

Pancakes, eggs (sunny side up), sausages, bacon, potatoes, and a cold glass of orange juice.

>>13825573
keep in mind any decent restaurant is going to be making their own breakfast beans rather than using the shitty canned heinz ones

>>13817547
Keesh

>>13825679
>>13825811
>>13825881
>>13825927
this level of denial kek

>>13826241
>white people cuisine at its finest

>>13825796
They don't eat that 5 times a day, Jack

>>13829296
it's quiche you mongoloid

>>13817547
Fruit

>>13817547
Fried eggs (liquid yolk) (Irish butter, S&P, paprika)
Fried/grilled tomatoes (roma?) (Olive Oil, S&P)
Fried mushrooms (Irish butter, S&P, fresh herbs?)
Strong black tea

Meat and carbs as desired.

Nothing quite like a grilled goddamn tomato. Them char-marks. With a pan, I usually just make thick slices and sear the shit out of them on high for a short time. Seems to work better with smaller tomatoes.

>>13817547
Heinz baked beans on wholegrain toast with a couple splashes of tabasco and plenty of black pepper, with a black coffee and a cup of water on the side.

>>13825796

1. It's probably their main meal of the day
2. The thin ones do manual labour and burn it off, the middle class office workers ain't thin
3. As a tourist I ate like a pig out there, as you're pretty much never more than 5 metres from a cheap, delicious street food stall. Even when I got lost in the suburbs of KL there was banging fried chicken and Satay.

>>13817589
Perfect diet for depression.

>>13823617
>sausage gravy on top of fried steak
thats just too much

>>13818263
lel

A few different options than the standard bacon and eggs that I would get from time to time

Italian sausage, peppers, onions, eggs and mozzarella on a french roll. I'd get this from a fast food/italian place that was also open for breakfast.

Gyros, feta, bacon, and onion omelette with greek potatoes. I've seen gyros omelettes occasionally but they should be more widespread. greek potatoes for breakfast are pretty based too.

As far basic breakfast goes can't go wrong with ham steak, three eggs, hash browns and toast. throw in a fruit salad.

>>13827656
How is this possible

>>13823617
Based

>>13825469
Animals have no moral standing. They are slightly faster-moving tomatoes.

>>13824847
His sodomy won't make him any less white. Go back to /pol/, dork.

>>13832346
High testosterone levels in the blood.

>>13826194
No, just a fat fuck like you.

>>13817547
Sausage, peirogi and eggs

>>13826194
>/pol/tard is also obese
Colour me surprised.

>>13825469
fuck off peta

>>13824829
>sloppily applied strawberry jam
ISHYGDDT

>>13817547
orange juice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__dfpg5T4M

>>13817547
homestyle or hashed potatoes with peppers and onions, bacon, over easy fried eggs, Fresh crusty toast, and a nice steak.

>>13817547
Bacon in-between two slices of buttered bread with a thin skim of mustard.

>>13818213
Based Fins

Bagonegancheese onakaisa ral

Or pork roll

Baguette und buerre

>>13818213

>>13831889

you spread some onto the potatoes you silly willy