/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Here is your ingredients, all v-very simple things to get <4

Salt, pepper, steak, and a l-little bit of vegetable oil and butter <4

First, w-we need to place the steaks on a b-baking sheet and freeze them for 30 minutes <4

T-this will help when we l-later sear them~

Nobody reply after this. Just let the thread die.

>>13823993
Feel f-free <4 I'm d-doing this to help Anonymous, not f-for attention or accolades.
Once t-the steaks are nice and cold, we b-brush them with oil s-so they sear nicely <4

N-now, before cooking, we s-season with kosher salt and black pepper, f-for taste <4

I also like to add a little garlic, b-but some purists are against that <4

Black p-pepper for taste....

Alright, f-finally, cooking!
We're going to heat up our pan r-real hot and sear the steaks, 60 seconds on each side and b-be sure to sear the fat on the sides until golden brown!

At the same time, preheat your oven as low as it goes, around 160F if possible <4

>>13823993
ok boomer

Alright, n-now, RIGHT AFTER YOU ARE DONE SEARING THEM, you stick them into a preheated oven <4

Be sure to preheat the oven as low as it goes, right around 160F if possible, and bake on a sheet directly in the oven <4

This should take about 1 hour.

>>13823982
You are an idiot

>>13824027
May I ask why? <4


Finally, after they are all d-done and with an internal temperature around 135F, add a l-little butter and serve with veggies and potatoes <4

wifey material

>>13824028
I'd eat it

>>13824036
I w-wish, seems 4chan w-wants to kill me, not wife me <4


Doot do dooo! Dinner is served <4
What do you think, Anonymous? <4

>>13824036
Agree. Hard agree. Can't agree more.

>>13823982
Dude, no one wants trannies here. Please fuck off you abomination or at least go to /r9k/

>>13824043
I'm a b-biological female, born and raised.
I'll t-tell you what, if you can prove I'm transgender, I'll l-leave 4chan forever.

Give it your all~

>>13824036
You mean husband.

Does your manager, publicist, or anyone know you do this?

>>13824045
No breasts or hips. Just makeup and a dress and long hair covering an obviously male form.

>>13823994
Its th-the retard and why <4
>>13824043
Fuck off retard
Not even simping since chances are she is just a genetic foid but it's cute even if its an act

>>13824045
No, you prove it you man-handed, pointy collar-boned, flat, stick-looking freak. Seriously just kill yourself already, if you served me steak and I found out it was from a disgusting mentally ill loser like you, I would throw it in the fucking trash and then set the trash on fire you ugly faggot

>>13824058
>why <4

<3+1

>>13824040
Who cares, at least you're posting actual cooking. Fuck what the tourists bitch about

>>13824045
You aren't my wife

I would never marry a tranny

There now leave

>>13824049
I w-work in finance, what publicist?
I g-guess I have a supervisor technically?

Why do you ask?

>>13824055
I h-have both breasts and hips, sorry <4
Maybe t-try some actual evidence~

>>13824061
S-sorry, you need actual evidence, n-not merely assertions <4

>>13824064
Right?

>>13824065
Evidence, dear <4


Welp, t-that was my thread Anonymous <4
Stay safe d-during this outbreak, and if you n-need anything at all, from food to money, please contact me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com


S-see you tomorrow with a new recipe <4

I mean, if nobody else wants to marry Alice, I guess I'll do it.

>>13824055
Have you not seen a foid before you cum brain?

>>13824061
Have you ever sought psychological help? You'd be surprised what a relief it can be.

>>13824068
See you, i really hope you don't get disheartened and stop, I fucking hate to simp but even if it was a guy I would enjoy these

>>13824068
>I w-work in finance, what publicist?
>I g-guess I have a supervisor technically?
>Why do you ask?
You're fuckin Taylor swift. You wear that ill-fitting thing to hide your frame and the dark wig to throw us off, but I recognize those hands.

>>13824061
Autism

Lmfao I like how this retard is samefagging in this thread acting like people are defending him. What a sociopath. You've been doing this 2 years and you're still a nobody, isn't it time to kill yourself already?

>>13824078
>i really hope you don't get disheartened and stop

That won't happen. She might not post in /ck/ as diligently but she's been doing this in /b/ for years.

>>13824078
I w-won't stop until the pandemic is over <4

>>13824083
I've b-been doing this since 2011.


I'll b-be streaming from now on, l-later guys <4

>>13823982
what make people like this ?
whats the motive where comes the drive

>>13824068
Hips don't lie. Show your hip shape to prove female

This is some reddit level cringe shit

>>13824083
I'm not Alice. I'm just her beta orbiter. Or I guess they're calling me a simp now.

>>13823994
egg oil?

>>13824103
vegetable oil

>>13824023
n o c r u s t

>>13824040
would enjoy the fuck out of ,good medrare. would shit on more but my town hs been out of beef and I've been eating nothing but eggs,

>>13823988
Two steaks! Is one for me?!

>>13823982

the only crisis is human stupidity and gullibility. there is no virus. it is a hoax.

>>13824068
How many dick pics do you get in that email of yours?

>>13824088
>I w-won't stop until the pandemic is over <4
How over are we talking? Do you mean like state ordered quarantine? Or until we get vaccines.
Last I heard, vaccines won't be available for the public for at least a year.

>>13824138
why do you ask?

>>13823982
Are you gonna get naked or what

>>13824209
Nope.

>>13824218
what if the virus ends by killing every last one of us, can we get a nipple if we all promis to die right after?

>>13824227
No.

I like that you actually cook shit, but I hate that you stutter type instead of just fucking spitting it out.

>>13824235
So how do you feel overall

>>13823982
I want to breed you

do you have a boyfriend? how much do I have to donate for it to be me?

>>13824249
10,000 USD

Overcooked, and your sear is terrible. You need to buy thicker steaks.

>>13824254
it was cooked to 135F, that's not overcooked

>>13824240
I feel like shit. I'm quarantined and have nothing better to do but type at some autist on the internet (You) included.

>>13824260
what is autistic about cooking? huh?

>freezing meat
>shitty sear
It doesn't look like ass, but I wonder about that texture

>>13824036
No face
How could you know?

>>13824263
what's NOT autistic about cooking?

>>13824040
Uncooked meat. KYS.

>>13824283
it's cooked to 135F, did you not read the instructions

>>13824259
there is no way this is 135 internal final product; that's definitely at least medium, or a better image needs to be posted so I can be corrected. with a steak this thin, you either get it done correctly, or you go without any sort of decent crust, which you potentially got the former but this image shows that you got neither

it's far better to start your steaks in a low oven if you want to cook them this way, bring them to 110-120 depending on how hot you can get your pan, and sear after they've almost come to temp. this gives you the benefit of starting with a bone-dry exterior, and more (high heat) oil should be used in the sear to get a better crust

>>13824290
strong disagree, you sear first or you get a shitty steak

>>13824068
No showing face. Coward. Is because you have social media pics of yourself? We dont care about you, attention whore.

>>13824298
alice has been posting since 2011 and has had several death threats. why would she show her face?

>>13824292
this is a patently poor opinion; there's a reason that virtually no restaurant does an oven finish after a sear. either sous vide or reverse sear for the best results

>>13824068
Why offer money? FBI bait

>>13824305
all the good ones in NYC do

>>13824304
does Alice have a bf?

>>13824307
...because poor people need money? The fuck is "FBI bait"

>>13824070
Loser

>>13824312
no

>>13824088
Thanks for the cooking lesson. In future please never use vegetable oil but everything else was great.

>>13824318
vegetable oil is fine for this. canola oil might add a film

>>13824316
Well I'll be her best friend if no one else will

>>13824321
I mean shes streaming right now: https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

>>13824319
I mean it's unhealthy as fuck.

>>13824324
not really? its better than a few others and has a high smoke point. use it sparingly.

>>13824290
Incorrect cooled meat. Food safety concern.

>>13824304
No one can kill someone trough 4chan.

>>13824340
they can off 4chan if they dox her

>>13824314
Alice doesnt have money.

>>13824347
odd that shes giving out so much of it then

>>13824323
Who cares?
>>13824342
We have done before and still here.

>>13824323
>constant foot/leg cam
might coom idk

>>13824356
alice hasnt been doxed

>>13824349
Do you have proofs?

>>13824368
proofs of what? you want a receipt?

>>13824359
We could do it.
>>13824359
And you are a retard. I was talking about doxxing peoole.before and we are here.. still.

>>13824370
X to doubt

>>13824369
Yes. Idiot.

>>13824369
You didnt get any money.

>>13824383
Alright.

>>13824387
Correct, I got food. Shown here.

>>13823982
is your husband still satisfied with your mediocrity? are you good at oral or give up your asshole?

>>13824398
alice isnt married

>>13824090
it's getting attention anyway, no?

>>13824401
my son, when u get to a certain age there are things you look at on woman...one of the first is rings on their fingers

>>13824419
she put that on explicitly to cut down on thirsty dudes on /b/ not because she is married

>>13824421
LOL stay thirsty my son

>>13824427
its true it was a whole thing last year

>lurk on /ck/ for about 8 years
>somehow never see an Alice thread until now
It's nice to see someone cooking on /ck/. How have I missed this for so long?

>>13824428
it's true you are a thirsty retard

>>13824432
ok boomer

>>13824040
looks better than most steaks on here, those hands are clockable though.

>>13824397
Tuna. Hahahaha.

>>13824436
its a staple around here

>>13824431
she usually only posts on /b/

>>13824409
She (if she) wants attention.

>>13824442
she really doesnt, that doesnt explain her doing it for 10 years nor her paying for peoples shit

>>13824433
great now i feel retarded, you are a just a child

>>13824445
We give (her?) attention.

>>13824454
your attention aint work that much bud

Women during the last great pandemic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYrJQRg13Y

Can u imagine one of them bragging to the world about making a shitty piece of beef?

>>13824460
yes, given they are bragging about making weapons of war during a plague
they seem shitty

>>13824466
genius take on that footage did you learn that in college?

>>13824473
thanks I thought so too

>>13824397
did you pay $56 for a single 6 pack of kirkland chicken cans? They're $10 at the store

>>13824482
stores are closed, still gotta eat

>>13824485
Dumbass. Thats why you always have a proper food stack. Retarded. My tuna can is only 1 USD.

>>13824476
keep practicing my son you will get better at this but you gotta have courage to push the boundaries

>>13824489
I have no clue what relevance this has, a receipt was asked for to prove she gave people shit

>>13824040
Very cute. And would have gone down a treat ten years ago. But modern 4chan has forgotten how to have fun.

>>13824397
You must be Alice faking

>>13824540
alice is streaming right now -> https://twitch.tv/celtyplays
literally no way

>>13824068
Thanks again, Alice. Hoping for some veggies tomorrow.

>>13824567
I'll m-make some, no sweat <4

>>13824493
It's because she's promoting herself. Don't let yourself be used like that.

>>13824707
I'm n-not promoting anything dear <4
I've been trying to help /b/ for 10 years, and I'll do the same during this crisis.

>>13823982
Post asshole pls
Does ur butthole stutter too?

>>13824726
No t-thank you

ALICE PLEASE plewase i BEG OF YOU when will You accept my proposal PELASE i have sent you SO MANY LETTSR but You NEVER REPLY TO ME???

>>13824738
I d-don't know who you are or w-where you are sending letters, but it's n-not to me.

Cooking for you boys was n-no sweat
But I will definitely get s-sweaty later <4

>>13824707
Promoting what? I've only seen her on /ck/.

>>13824747
I p-post on several boards, all of them trying to help Anonymous <4

>>13824753
Don't help /b/ they are all zoomers and normies

>>13824831
I've b-been doing it since 2011, it's m-my home <4

>>13824742
Sweat on my weenor pls
<3

>>13824835
Well please stay on /ck/ too

Do you really give people money/food?

>>13824846
I d-do if they need it <4
It's nothing to me and everything to them; why wouldn't I?

>>13824850
Damn...

Even if you most likely have a derangement fetish I hope to be like you one day

>>13824856
Degradation*

>>13824856
*blinks slowly* I've b-been helping people on /b/ since 2011. I don't think it's a fetish.

I'm just a /b/tard trying to clean up my home is all <4

>>13824863
Well thank you anyway but stay on /ck/ please

>>13824876
I'll d-do my best if they don't ban me <4

>>13824542
She is not the real alice.

>>13824935
I'm l-literally right here, posting. That's m-me.
I'm Alice, h-have been since 2011.
Not sure what else I c-can offer you.

>>13824590
No real Alice.

>>13824940
You are not real. Nothing its real.

>>13824947
If you s-say so.

>>13824968
No trip code

I'm not ashamed to admit I've f*pped to alice 3d while imagining she's a cute crossdresser on multiple occasions.

>>13823982
Why do you keep saying less than 4?

This thread is so goddamn cringe inducing.

Just hurry up and post ur dick already good grief

>>13825108
<3 + 1 b-because I love you +1

>>13825115
G-glad you enjoyed it <4

>>13825118
Don't have one, w-was born a girl <4

Night guys~

>>13824001
>black pepper
confirmed shes a bbc whore

>>13824068
Buy my mom/son incest story.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0866BDSGB/ref=cm_sw_r_apa_i_rLUEEbZRVVT9J

>>13825127
Not real

>>13823982
post pizza

>>13825127
post feet

>>13825346
Just got my p-pedicure done today <4

I LOVR YOU ALICE YOU'RE HOT AS HELL AND TOP-TIER WIFE MATERIAL
IF YOU NIGGERS HAVEN'T SEEN HER BIKINI PICTURES SHUT YOUR PEEHOLES AND FUCK OFF

I LOVE YOU ALICE YOU'RE HOT AS HELL AND TOP-TIER WIFE MATERIAL
IF YOU NIGGERS HAVEN'T SEEN HER BIKINI PICTURES SHUT YOUR PEEHOLES AND FUCK OFF

>>13824889
if you're an oldfag and a ban stops you then you need to lurk more. also post tits next time.

>>13824097
oh haha plebbit and cringe haha that is so great newfag are you enjoying your newfriends here we sure hope you are
>gtfo

>>13825402
There are no bikini pictures

>>13825426
>he doesn't know

>>13825426
Are u...
Sure about that