/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ok boomer

>>13816513

>>13816511
my sister's like this too whenever i make her anything that has even a little bit of effort in it, i figure women just get complacent when they know their man can cook

>>13816536
Very much This

>>13816536
have you done anything sexual with your sister

>>13816511
thats so much food.
also, >shitty sawdust texture shaker jar parm

>>13816546
Yeah I'm used to only cooking for me and basically just doubled everything. I ended up eating like 1/4 of hers because she couldn't finish it. Sitting here feeling full as fuck right now.

>>13816511
At least she'll be nice and plump by the time she's old enough to marry.

>>13816511
>Anon can't recognize someone being supportive
Are you autistic or did you just have a shitty childhood?

How old is she and how old are you?

>>13816565
I'm 30, she's 22.

Also, what did you do with that pasta other than add parmesan? I'd like to try pasta as a side more often, without doing a full ragu.

>>13816574
2 spoonfuls of pasta water, 2 spoonfuls of classico jarred pesto and drizzle of extra virgin olive oil.

>>13816586
Oh and a dash of lime juice

>frozen peas and corn

Why do people suffer so?

>>13816591
This.

>>13816591
>>13816639

Whats wrong with this?

>>13816591
Do you shell your peas from the pod then, faggot?

>>13816653
I don't actually know. I've hated frozen corn all my life and have always viewed it as peak poverty food. It's fine on na cob, but Individually it triggers something inside me

>>13816666
It's easier than corn on the cob and tastes fine imo. Now if he was eating canned corn I would definitely have a problem. Nice digits btw.

>>13816545
kek

>>13816569
Right on the edge of the divided by 2 plus 7 rule

>>13816545
the biggest problem about living with my sister is that literally everyone asks me this and it's a hassle
also yeah pretty much nightly it's all she's good for

>>13816511
>much younger girlfriend

creepy fuck

>>13816745
Go away angry post-wall roastie

>>13816745
Not him, when I was young I didn't get to experience people who love sex the way the early 20s women do today. When I was that age the women enjoyed it, but you didn't get the sense they were totally absorbed in their own pleasure. The current crop are fucking wild, and I'm not missing out on the opportunity to give the sort of intense orgasms they are so ready to receive just because of an age gap.

>>13816546
That stuff is a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>13816968
This. 27, dating a 23 year old and shit is wild. Don’t remember women being like this 5 years ago

>>13816736
The rule actually is:

Your age, multiplied by 0, + 16.

>>13816591
>being pretentious over peas
frozen corn is different but it isn't necessarily worse than regular

>>13816736
Anyone who wants to date someone with a whole generational gap between has definite mental problems. I would rip my hair out trying to make a connection with them.

>>13817162
It's pretty easy if you have empathy. There's more to life than pop culture references.

>>13816591
Better to buy frozen right now than eat some produce with the 'rona on it. Take a multivitamin to supplement any lost nutrients from our new way of eating.

>>13816511
How is that you guys have to slam everything in one dish? That is a two-course meal, pasta goes by itself because it's not a side dish. Learn the etiquette.

>>13817201
Its hard to carry multiple plates upstairs this way. People min/max 1 plating because of roommates and serving others. when im serving just myself and have the leisure of time and all that, its definitely more comfortable to have pasta on a plate of its own
come the fuck on dude

>>13817201
>making more dishes dorty than needed when cooking alone at home
yeah, fuck your etiquette

>>13816511
Too much food, half of that would be fine

>>13817201
You are speaking privileged talk. Joker would abhor that sentiment.

>>13816980
>>13816968
based
21, dating a 17 year old. shit is goood

>>13816511
>buy beer, and drive a car in front of my much younger girlfriend
>wow I won't tell anyone where you touched me xD

>>13817113
You're a pedophile

>>13817290
t. manlet

>>13817201
>pasta goes by itself because it's not a side dish
The fuck are you talking about?

>>13816511
How young....?

>>13817782
If there's grass on the field lets play ball

>>13817657
>hurr you fuck kids cuz my gubment told me 16 yo's are never sexually desirable.

>>13816569
based, my wife is 24.

>>13816666
Frozen corn is shit
Canned corn is okey
Corn on the cob is the food of the gods

>>13817113
So you will only bang people 16 years older then you?

>>13816511
>31 and 20 year old fiance is an amazing fucking cook
git gud plebs. if she served me that shit in the op I'd deck her

>>13818144
>marrying a 20 year old
>having an actual relationship with someone that much younger
She's gonna cheat on you lol

>>13817113
dangerously based

>>13816513
Is that Jeremy Clarkson?

Heh I also shit on my gf, what a dumb fucking cunt she is. I fucking hate her guts!

>>13816511
>cook a shit tier meal
>get salty when loved one appreciates it anyway

Imagine the mental gymnastics required to turn that kind of shit around on another person. Fuck off, and learn some genuine cooking skills if you're embarrassed by your own shitty food.

>>13817113
b+r
>>13816736
cringe boomer

>>13817261
its upside down. how did you get it to stay in place for the photo?

>>13818976
Haha fuck off it's only slightly funny

>>13818570
Props. That means you are redpilled and not a soyboy.

>>13817165
You'd be right if the majority of people's personalities was anything more than pop culture references.

>>13817657
>You're a pedophile

I had a few people (all girls my age, lel) tell me this when I had a fling with a 19 year old when I was 25. They don't actually have a moral conviction against it. They're just jealous of the competition.