/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13813791
Why not asswipe? Stop asking stupid questions.

This Europoop is so poor he eats chips as his main dish.

>>13813791
Putting them on the sandwich is fun for stoners and children. Putting them on the side is so not weird that I feel bad for wasting this precious (You) on the likes of you.

why do you consider potato chips a main dish?

Why are non Americans so obsessed with americans

-sent from my Iphone

It is kinda a piss off. I was in the states this summer and went to a BBQ joint. Ordered chips as one of my sides expecting fries and buddy brings out a little bag of lays chips lmao.

>>13813836
Dont ever come here again faggot

>>13813791
Convenience. Our slavemasters don't allow more than 30 minutes for lunch.

>>13813836
If I knew you were a foreigner and served you the bag of chips I would've crushed them first so when you opened the bag it was just crumbs.

Both, depends who you're talking to

I like potato chips on my turkey sandwiches, but for ham i prefer the chips on the side.

>>13813842
I won't. I went to North Dakota, it was just Canada but fatter and blacker.

>>13813870
And I'm sure you're some kind of prize yourself.

sandwiches are generally soft and chewy, it's nice to have something crunchy as a contrast

Because we live in the greatest most powerful nation on earth. Remember if it came down to it we could have our flag flying over your capitol building in a matter of days no matter who you are or where you live

>>13813829
yeah with battered Cod you tit

more importantly, why do third-worlders act like such envious pussies?

>>13813791
people only use it as a topping as a novelty, most Americans are aware that some small portion of people do it, but very few do it with any regularity

Sandwich = soft texture
Potato chips/nachos/pretzels = salty + crisp texture
It’s a texture thing to mix with the soft sandwich. It’s literally that simple.

>>13813941
>more importantly, why do third-worlders act like such envious pussies?
Same reason why any poor person hates & envies the rich.

>>13813934
>eating fish as a side dish

>>13813791
You mean crisps.

>>13813923
but anon, you lost a war to some poor farmers in the jungle

you aint a cool motherfucker until you've put salt and vinegar chips on a tuna salad sandwich.

>>13813870
Ah, when in the United States, don’t forget to visit our prized jewel and envy of the world North Dakota.

>>13813923
You could, but you would screw yourself in the process and be open to obliteration by somebody else. That's why you keep losing wars. You can't conquer, and you don't know how to negotiate peace.

only if youre poor or trashy

i am both

>>13813870
>going to north dakota for bbq
stupid dumbo

short answer: mmm cronch

>>13813791
Because they're tasty. Because they're nostalgic. Because they remind me of when I was a kid and we'd go over to our cousins house and have a spring picnic, or a fourth of july hot dog and bbq. I remember seeing everyones smiling faces, before all the troubles and hardships came. It reminds me of comfort, of safety, of the idea that although we were poor, we too could enjoy life. And now I don't have any of those feelings. I'm a thousand miles away from everyone, on my own, homeless, missing the connection of family, and I just want a few potato chips next to my miserable plain ham and cheese sandwich, on expired bread I've picked the mold off of. I like potato chips, and I feel that's okay.

>>13814322
When we lose wars, we have to pay more for gasoline. When you lose wars, your women are taken to the breeding farms.

I cant eat a sandwich without fries or chips on the side. Putting them in it is retarded

>>13813870
Lol north Dakota blacker.
Theres like 1 black guy in that state

>>13813791
Picnics
Ease

>>13813791
They provide the necessary umami to balance out the sandwich

>>13813847
You get 1 hour here

>>13814376
When I was there I seen a gang of bikers that were all black. Me and my wife were both in awe because we never saw a black on a motorcycle before.

>>13813870
Wait you're from Canada and got confused? Are your parents brothers and sisters? Its the equivalent of an american going 160km/h on the highway thinking they are miles/h

You simply cannot have a sandwich without crisps on the side

>>13813791
England? Is that you? It better fucking not be.

>>13813791
>why do americans consider potato chips a side dish or topping for their sandwich?
in both cases it's because home-made american sandwiches are homogenous and the crunch of the chips is a texture juxtaposition. we come to expect it at home and this had bled into the delis.

>>13814465
I just did, what are you going to do about it faggot?

>>13813836

> Moron goes to foreign country
> Refuses to learn common dialect differences
> Orders chips expecting fries
> Receives chips
> Complains on internet that people gave him what he asked for
> Refuses to admit that he is the problem here and not the kind American that gave him what he requested

I don't really like potato chips myself (no idea why) but is it that much different from having fries with a burger?

>>13814322
America has never lost a war, we just get tired of winning and go home after a while.

>>13813791
found op's picture

It's not actually an american thing, it's a spic thing. I'm not even an american, I'm from Finland. But you can clearly see this shit on television and in all the food gore webms, it's always spics and niggers and spaniards that do this.
I was just watching La casa de Papel on netflix and it's a spanish show. The first thing you see eaten in that is a sandwich with potato chips.

fucking awful show and way to eat, not recommended

>>13813791
They're called "CRISPS"...

>>13813835
>says chips instead of crisps
It's just another self-hating American.

>>13813934
I'll batter you ya fokin daftie cunt

>sandwich
>topping

You mean stuffing?

>>13813791
depends on the sandwich. for a cold sandwich, chips are a good side, and in some instances topping. for a hot sandwich though, fries or roast potatoes would be more appropriate

>>13813836
You sound like the kind of guy who goes to a non-english speaking country and gets angry at the native people for not speaking english. Refusing to learn any difference in dialect at all just makes you the physical embodiment of the entitled tourist stereotype.

>>13818621
>roasted potatoes with a sandwich

>>13814038
i'll crisp you to a cinder

>>13819477
>never heard of an open faced sandwich

>>13813836
the same faggots who complain about dialectal differences in english when travelling to other countries that share their native language are the same ones who mock their countrymen who travel but refuse to learn any of the native language of a non english speaking country. I don't understand it

>>13813836
see, when you left the united states, take note of the place your showed up after leaving. Stay there

>>13816635
This, nigger probably had to scramble to get the Lays. Why do Bongs think their niche lingo applies anywhere but their pozzed island?

>>13813791
>topping

That's actually a britbong thing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_sandwich

>>13813836
I don't know why you ordered chips and not potato salad. potato salad is the must get side dish of barbeque.

>>13813870
>blacker
Nigga wat. North Dakota has a lower percentage of black people than canada.