/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13812756
your mom was cool with you being a fucking fat-ass

>>13812756
2 slices of pizza, a drink, and a chocolate vanilla froyo

>>13812760
holy fucking yum!
>>13812758
holy fucking fit!

>>13812756
Condoms.

>>13812756
A chicken bake and a dog combo. Face the rest of the money to buy weed

>>13812778
do people see weed in Costco parking lots?

>>13812756
I didn't get pocket money, so skipping meals when I was given money for food was the only way I could afford Magic cards.

>>13812778
Are nickel bags still a thing? Last I cared, it was 1998 Chicago and 1999 San Diego and nickel bags were definitely real. Particularly if you were willing to blaze your goods with the seller. Maybe the best description of a nickel is “you pay somebody $5 to smoke a skinny joint with them, then you leave with barely enough to ever get high again.”

Change my view

>>13812756
Jesus 10 bucks you'll live like a king
Hot dog, soda, chicken bites, then hopefully a bag of chips or something. I cant eat a dog without fries or chips.

>>13812756
When I was a kid I used to get $5/day for lunch money, a neighbor got the same so we'd like buy a dag of doritos for lunch or something then spend the money on video games. Either way from high school there were video game places all over. There was one that big ass one on 1st ave near 61st or so that became some strip club chippendales, then some big ass Russian liquor store. I don't know what it is now, maybe some stupid condominium or storage company.

>>13812807
Last times I looked, no, a $5 bag of weed is like barely one hit now. When I was a kid a $5 bag would be a decent amount for multiple joints.

>>13812807
$5 is still a price for a nickle bag but the quantity in those bags has diminished to practically nothing worth mentioning.

>>13812819
>>13812826
Thanks for the update /ck/ bros, I’m out of the loop.

>>13812809
hot dog comes with a soda BTW

>>13812831
yeah, don't forget to hit up papaya king if in nyc, you can get a dog and a papaya drink for a buck or two

>>13812807
Yeah. They're usually a gram or gram and a half of shitty ditch weed so you'll get a blunt or a couple joint's out of each one. Depends on how fat the guy stuffs those shitty little 1in.x1in. baggies they sell it in.
Good luck finding a white person selling them either. You gotta drive to the hood and buy from one of the pavement apes standing on a corner.

>>13812836
how are the lines?

>>13812838
These days in nyc the "hood rats" will likely try to sell white people horse manure that they grabbed from central park.

>>13812848
I've never seen any lines, at least not at the one on 86th street on the east side, that's in a residential area so there aren't lines.

>>13812756
>Chicken Bake
>Hot Dog with soda AND a refill. Based.
I assume there's a decent ice cream dessert or iced coffee as well. I'd get one of those.

>>13812756
5 hotdogs and a pepsi

>>13812756
ten churros

>>13812875
each ht dog comes with a pepsi
>>13812877
based

I want some toasted white bread with four fried chickens and a coke!

>>13812798
No but not very far from them

>>13812807
From San Diego, lowest I went was a dime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTpiL_Leg-Q
The Blues Brothers - Full Concert - 12/31/78 - Winterland

>>13812899
Diego is pretty messed up, a girlfriend went down there. Her father and I told her not to messed up with cults. Its real weirdo zone over there.

>>13812756
>Mom gave you ten dollars to buy lunch while she shops
I don't understand the scenario. Why would I go to Costco with my mom if I wasn't shopping for myself? And why would she be giving me money to go eat if she wasn't eating with me? Why would I even be in this situation in the first place?

two açai bowls

>>13812913
Just remember that you only get one mom so take her out for lunch or dinner instead of expecting for her to give you money. Just remember that once she's gone that's it.

>>13812887
Jake, Elwood?!

>>13812920
Indeed :-)

When is Elden Ring coming out

>going to the food court when you can get a full meal just on samples
I am amongst simpletons and scoundrels

>>13812931
After a cubano

>>13812879
Yes, 6 pepsis for me

>>13812915
polish dogs died for those faggot berry bowls.
you faggot.

>>13812935
That's not the dark and bubbly of Coca-Cola.

>>13812756
6 All beef hot dogs. Loaded with relish, onion, mustard, and soaked in 1 gallon of ketchup each.

>>13812756
I'd question why my recently deceased mother was giving me $10 and how I got in a Costco when there isn't one in my town.

>>13812954
you okay bro?

>>13812950
6 gallons of ketchup is a bit excessive, no

>>13812887
Based bluesman

>>13812954
Aren't you Mr Richie Rich, I was only getting $5.

>>13812923
Based

>>13812960
Nope, haven't been since she died.

>>13812803
Them is Svengali decks aka forced decks from magic stores. Those decks are expensive because every card has to be cut to size to force it, I had to save up a lot of money to be able to buy one of those.

>>13812965
It depends, really. That ketchup that McDick's uses gives me horrible heartburn.
If Costco serves some good stuff, 6 gallons might be ok.

>>13812993
Then why do you keep going to the same mcdicks shithole? Only a moron keeps doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

>>13813003
It's not like I go there daily. I was just comparing Costco to the absolute worst ketchup you can get.

>>13812942
DON'T WANNA GO WHERE THERE'S NO COCA COLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13812758
Haha

> Chicken sandwich 750 kcal
what the fuck, thats like double quarter pounder

Nothing rn because the food court is closed

>>13812756
A chicken Bake.

Then I think I'll have another chicken bake.

Then if spoiler tags were allowed on /ck/ (seriously wtf guys) I'd have another chicken bake

Then a soda.

>>13813339
These things are massive

One of those 'Sco Dogs and an Ice Cream shake which isn't pictured

>>13812756

five hot dogs

>>13812758
My mom is cool and my mom will treat you right.

>>13812756
For me it's poutine and a hot dog.

>>13812756
2 of those dawgs loaded up exactly as shown in the picture but with mustard and a sprite heavy on the ice.

>>13812756
10 dollars of crank

6 barkers

>>13812829
>>13812807
5$ will get you about a joint's worth

>>13815137
Where is this?

>>13815184
Its Sierra mist

>>13812807
nigger dealer lol, never buy drugs from niggers

>>13812756
For 30 years I've only had the pizza.

chicken bake, pizza slice and BIG OL HOT DOG. i stuff the dog in the bake and wrap it in the slice. peak american fuck off yuros

>>13815817
You fuckin legend

>>13812849
there’s nothing wrong with that tho

>>13812756
10 churros, please.

>>13812756
what happened to the goddamn hamboigah

>>13812836
i went here because of the decades of hype. it wasnt very remarkable. Then again, i was a tourist and was more impressed by the italian ice cart and the guy who sold me a shish kabob AND put it on a bun

>>13815796
the opioid crisis is not killing you ppl fast enough

>>13815932
nobody gives a shit about burgers in 2020 it's all about the chicken bakes bro

>>13812756
did i just grow up or have costco churros gotten bad? i think i remember they used to do "gear" churros and those were better. but these days, i mostly taste dough and less of the sugar/cinammon dust

>>13812756
We were poor, I would just starve until I got home

when i was in highschool i got 5 bucks a day for lunch and i spent it on weed.... me and some friends would pool our money and buy an eighth... this went on until we were all selling weed ourselves so supply and money was no longer an issue, then we would get high and have lunch at the nearby pizza place, living the fucking dream

>>13812756
16 sodas

>>13812874
They used to sell hand dipped ice cream bars for like $2.50. They were so good, but I imagine they took too long to make and didn't sell enough of them to make it work.

>>13815137
Fuckin' leaf with your costco poutine.

>>13812756
Buy a blowjob from your mom instead and a hotdog to shove up my ass with the change.

>>13812974
I honestly hope you feel better soon anon

>>13812992
How much money?

>>13812807
dispenseries sell pre-rolls of decent stuff for 5$, instead of sharing weed with the dealer you pay 50% state tax

>>13812807
Weed is now 5$ for a gram of top level hydroponic here.

When I was a youngster though, you got nickels (like 5$ worth) usually called a five piece. Also got tenpiece sometimes. Nobody sold joints because rolling is fun.
Kids today all use pipes and bongs because they can't roll.

Gots to have that Polish

>>13812756
no vegan options? mom can you take me to burger king to get an impossible whopper!
thanks mom :D i love yout oo!

>>13816021
What an absolute unit! He even warps the world around him with his gravitational pull! Truly the epitome of human physique.