/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13799159
That ungodly horror should be thrown into the sun.
And the same goes for her cooking.

indians would be like "let me grab a light snack"

>>13799219
disgusting

>>13799178
2000-3000 calories on a plate

for 1 meal thats probably less then 5$. seems like a great deal. fag.

>>13799275
hey man its bulking season

>>13799178
Would definitely try that just need a way bigger plate

>>13799205
how?

>>13799260
>he doesnt like doritos consomme
fag

>>13799178

....so you believe thats indian food?

>>13799607
omg how does he le do it and le get out (i'm trying to fit in please upvote)

Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REDDIT GOLD!

>>13799633
this

>>13799178
it doesn’t look like diarrhea, it ain’t Indian food. probably middle eastern.

>>13799169
C'mon babish, you can do better

>>13799178
This is how I imagine that scene in Kim when he goes around the camps of the people by the side of the road gathering victuals

>>13799159
what the fuck is that?
and also what is she cooking?

>>13799205
how do they stack the eggs around him without breaking them?

>>13799219
I thought that was a retarded way to make polenta but is that cunt making """cheese"""?

>>13800134
It's doritos "consomme". It's just as retarded as it sounds.

>>13799430

>>13799205
How much money does this man make in a day?

>>13799159

>>13800316
More than his son

>>13800321
he never ceases to amaze me

how can he fuck up the absolute simplest things?

>>13800335
two digit IQ combined with stroke victim's dexterity

>>13799205
i wonder how he picks which eggs to use

>>13799159
I choose to believe that's her husband and son

>>13799159
she's putting all that time and effort into "cooking," you'd think she could at least find a decent recipe first

>>13800335

>>13799211
this really did not need a video production for how simple it is

>>13800361
It was half of a comparison video with this

>>13800360
What a stupid asshole. How can you even call that chili.

>>13799178
>all that shit
>the chicken drumstick at the end
The chicken looks like a fucking garnish.

>>13800297
Why does this need to be an instructional video? If they're going to go that route at least make a homemade dressing instead of using bottled shit.

>>13800396

>>13800396
These are for people who don't know how to cook to share between their equally inept facebook friends and get likes or whatever facebook uses.

>>13800378
now thats a real chile

>>13800409
>These are for people who don't know how to cook to share between their equally inept 4chan friends and get (You)'s or whatever 4chan uses.

>>13800426

>>13800396
because if you have a video playing on your website then you can have ads playing on that video

>>13800297
Unwashed

>>13799159

Why does she have a boner? Lol

>>13800484
delete this right now

>>13800484
vegans are fucked in the head

>>13800484
that looks fucking awful

>>13800484
>liquid smoke

>>13800891
Looks perfect.

>>13800923

>>13800923
God imagine them just squeezing your face in between their asses and tits

>>13800484
those poor mushrooms
i want to cry

>>13800039
Nice. That book had a real comfiness to it.
I have the Jungle Books sitting on a shelf but never got around to reading that. Maybe I should do so now since work is closed down anyway.

>>13799205
do you think this man is aware that some autists on a chinese bat virus sniffing board have turned him into a meme?

>>13801200
Back in my day we used to just soak berries in wine and sugar. Not sure what these faggots are up to.

>>13799219
this video single handedly destroyed CHOW's youtube channel. They were sort of a Bon-Apetite back in the early 2010's. You can still find people commenting about Doritos Consumme in Chowhound's latest videos (views are way less nowadays) almost 10 years later lmfao.

>>13799211
>using a plastic bag every time you want to have steak
Do you want to kill the planet?

Someone post mestre da pizza

>>13801224
watching this made me want to become a vegetarian

>>13800322
That is a raw rage in that mans face, it's like hes mentally screaming at the camera man to buy a sandwich or fuck off its incredible

>>13800484
Hey I'd try it.

>>13800360
I feel bad for his family that they have to eat this slop on a constant basis

>>13800322
Kek

>>13800484
End result looks alright.

>>13799205
INTO THE WOK
OVER THE FIRE
WITH NO REGARD FOR A THING BUT THAT I'M
THE LORD OF THE EGGS
I RULE SANDWICH MAKING

HOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?

>>13801329
He never cooks outside his "show".

>>13801273
Yes.

>>13799159
What happened here?

>>13801352
lol

>>13801203
not gonna lie this looks real good

>>13801257
kill yourself
no one cares

>>13801405
dilate

>>13800316
bout tree fiddy

>>13801409
have sex

>>13799178
I'd eat that proceeding a colonoscopy becasue it would clean me out.

>>13800484
Pasta is made with eggs. They said they used boxed pasta, so it nullifies it on the vegan thing.

>>13800683
>frozen smoke

>>13799211
>flap steak
checked

>>13801200

>>13801218
What the fuck is that

>>13801395

not gonna lie, only incredibly gullible people would think any of those things work

>>13799211
soy sauce marinades completely change the flavor of a steak. doesnt even taste like steak anymore. just tastes like youre eating some fucking chinese buffet

>>13801329
catch up on your jack lore. they dont eat meals at home. they get fast food or eat out every night except when jack does a video

>>13799178
sauce?

>>13801658
why did they make so much salad dressing, then use so little, and also put it in before the shrimp...

>>13799178
Wtf is the white food?

>>13799205
How does he get out?

>>13801575
You don't wanna know

>>13801575
Looks like Cheese aged in deer hide.

>>13801329
He also chokes out his kid and force his wife into sex anytime he wants

>>13801614
Funny how behaving like that is almost always a self fulfilling prophecy
Acting on your fear brings exactly what you fear

>>13799169
the sad part is he did it this way to not have his other arm in the shot.
Its like watching porn and they fuck in odd angles for the camera.

>>13799285
imagine being so poor that you think like this lmao

>>13801547
Nigga wut

>>13801203
id do the last one just to have my car smell like cookies

>>13801670
pretty much how i measure vodka

>>13801671
soy sauce burns to easy also. Its a terrible marinade

>>13801412
Expire

>>13800484
>going through all that effort

just eat meat you dingus

>>13801736
Yeeee boi, finna get CRUNK

>>13801210
I have eaten chicken like this before, really like the flavor.

>>13801514
normal pasta have no eggs

>>13801210
>JOOCY

>>13799784
angry upvote

>>13801664
I dont know about the cookies as I dont bake, but I see no reason why the other two methods with the coffee machine and the flat iron wouldnt work. How that stuff tastes afterwards is another matter entirely though.

>>13799178
>>13799633
>>13799979
>>13801704
judging by the beautiful thick yoghurt and the man's beautiful mustache I'm guessing Turkey

>>13799784
this is cringe

>>13801911
What do you think this picture illustrates?

The extra ingredients in the US version are vitamins. Most grain products in the US are fortified because plant-based diets are nutritionally deficient and the average American gets 70% of their diet from plants.

>>13801224
I want to murder this person.

>>13801670
>two shots
My kinda gal

>>13800484
what does nutritional yeast taste like bros?

>>13802222
Salty milk and coins

>>13801671
yeah its the fucking worst

>>13801358
I want to kill you.

>>13800484
>sauteing the onions after the mushrooms
wtf? yeah cuz I want overcooked rubbery mushroom pieces with crunchy onion in my lasagna sounds scrumptious

>>13801273
>NOOO, NOT THE HECKIN PLANETERINO

>>13799159
>It just tastes.

>>13802222

>>13800904
>>13800891
god i hate bbq fags. you guys act like cooking your meat slowly takes some sort of skill. when its really just an excuse to sit around and get drunk all day. Its the brainlets way.

>>13802393
>nutritional yeast, often called "nooch"

>>13799219
this is for aprils fools right

>>13802424
no

>>13799219
this is the recipe for....water ?

>>13799169
>>13801720
what video si this from

>>13802122
don't stuff things like pasta with vitamins
just have a non shitty diet

>>13802393
>nutritional yeast
>it's even safe for dogs
Please don't.

>>13801731
Filipino """cuisine""".

>>13802443
reddit with reddish

>>13802351
I done this when I was hitting bottom literally with no money even to afford food

but it seems like this is a true delicacy in UK

>>13802452
which one though

>>13802471
https://youtu.be/c_BGPTK3GQk?t=166

>>13802450
Why do you hate healthy dogs?

>>13800484
>extra firm tofu
Stopped watching right there.

>>13802397
Its actually soo good.

>>13801200
What is this,
alchemy with strawberries?

>>13802559

>>13801547
I dont think thats safe.

>>13801716
I love this sort of post, it's one of my favorites. I keep seeing them getting dumb responses, but I for one see the humor. This one was a little to direct in my opinion, ease up.

>>13802222
Peepeepoopoo.
Also checked.

>>13802580
This is a solidly informative video, I'm pretty sure it must break the rules somehow

>>13801352
That's pretty good.

>>13802580
why does the first tofu (silken tofu) look grey?
i've never seen tofu like that. is it just the lightning?

>>13799159
What nationality is that gremlin?

>>13801210
>>13801213

>>13802438
doritos consomme

>>13801273
>thinking that not buying plastic will change anything and that we as consumers are responsible for killing the planet
Yikes

>>13802720
Jack would be an excellent torturer, if only accidentally. He fucking brutalized that potato.

>>13802720
i hate to say it and i've never seen one of these things but it seems like the gadget is to blame in this case. if he's using it wrong, how are you supposed to use it?

>>13799178
>just throwing the ladles back

>>13802760
The cutting board is too slick.

>>13801352

>>13801547

>>13800366
thanks for that overcooked steak. Reverse sear is such a meme. Why wouldn't you sear it when the steak is cold so the interior doesn't over cook. All you gotta do it put it on a wire rack and dry it out overnight or longer, then you take that shit straight from the fridge to to pan.

>>13799211
>marinading steak
just make a pan sauce you fucking cretin

>>13802877
marinade is better if you have a cheaper/tougher cut

>>13802760
You cut off the end of the potato so the surface you push against is flat.

>>13800421
The moment he gets dumbfounded by the whole pickled paprika always gets me

>>13802877
Flap steak is not the same as a prime ribeye, you stupid pretentious fuckstick.
How about spending half a minute looking up the cut on Bing before you try to sound like some kind of fucking steak expert?

>>13802877
*marinating
If you’re going to give culinary advice get the basics right.
Cunt.

>>13802867

>>13800366
>>13802867
Seriously, just do the whole thing in the pan.

>>13799219
It's been fucking years and still nobody's told me why someone would do this.

>>13801664
At least in the case of the salmon and the steak it "works", but it's a poor cooking method for either.

The cookies? I doubt it works at all.

>>13801670
You have to adjust for tolerance. That's probably two shots for me.

>>13800484
I want to try this. I can’t even imagine what it tastes like.

>>13802393
>yeast
>vegan

>>13802580
>remove moisture before marinatibg
>remove moisture
>before marinating

>>13802760
Sure it's a shitty gadget and the blades seem dull but also the user is retarded.

>>13802893
I'm very confused. Why?

jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>>13802393
This doesn't answer the question of "what is it"

>>13803004
Duh because you want to replace the current water content with the marinade. A block of tofu can only absorb so much
Moisture

>>13800360
finished product looked exactly like it did at the beginning

>>13803044
that is still retarded

>>13800891
I love the warped vinyl siding behind the grill. What a fucking mongoloid.

>>13801200
>When you ask a chemist to make dessert

Let me get the Bunsen burner!

>>13801224
why couldn't this asshole just die from a full on heart attack rather than suffering from a stroke????

>>13803043
Shut up and eat it. It's good for you.

>>13801514
Dried pasta is semolina and water

>>13803043
It's billions of mostly-dead yeast.
Yeast being a one celled animal.
So it's like the least vegan thing that can possibly exist.

>>13802900
Is that shit covered in gold?

>>13803175
yeast is not an animal go back to biology class

>>13802900

>>13799169
had shits like this

>>13803237
It sure as fuck ain't a plant and it only counts as a fungus because the idea that we make beer by killing a hundred zillion microscopic animals freaks some people out.

>>13803192
Yes

>>13803281
I have no words

>>13803242
I understand it's his gimmick but come on. It's time to stop.

>>13803295
Footballers with too much money love him

>>13803069
yeah its tofu

>>13799159

why does every webm thread need to be dominaed by these youtube trash top down pour stuff in pan gif recipes?

>>13803314
Is Maradona ever not high?

>>13803347

>>13803347
his mind is probably permanently melted these days

>>13802867
Cooklet detected

>>13803331
i mean thats not how liquid works

>>13803357
the water initially in it would dilute the marinade, and tofu is garbage so you probably need all the potency of flavor you can get

>>13800891
Is that fucking Jack? I've become accustomed to his stupid hand movements.

>>13802887
This seems right. But why not just cut it up with a knife.

>>13803445
Probably. Can't see ring to be sure.

>>13803347
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwbLiR4RqU

>>13800434
poor salmon is so overdone

>>13803403
to what extent? how much moisture can you really extract from it with a microwave and some paper towels?
its a fucking waste ot time, 1 of the marinade is literally water and mustard

>>13802351
I threw up when I tried doing this.

>>13799178

anybody have that stupid fancy shit where the niggers just throws things on the table?

>>13802351
If you add enough butter or mayo to make it not dry this is peak comfory food.
t. poor britbong

>>13800360
Wa La

>>13802444
It prevents thousands of still births and birth defects every year you retard. Learn to appreciate that someone is looking out for you.

>>13802900
Imagine being such a nigger, you're impressed by gold leaf

>>13803894
wa la

>>13800484
I'd try it without that poor excuse for ricotta, the "meat" would be worth a try but that whole thing looks dry as fucking hell.

>>13803901
Just what we need, more Americans being born

>>13804058
http://ffinetwork.org/regional_activity/europe.php

>>13804058
>>13804062
Just what we need, more Europoors with half their brain missing because they're afraid of vitamins.

>>13803242
looks bland desu. unseasoned meat, unseasoned egg, mozzarella looking goopy cheese.

>>13799450
but that's the point. You fill that plate till it looks overflowing and the customer feels like they got a way better deal. That way they can't call you out on only getting half a scoop of yogurt.

>>13802884
true, but there's better alternatives than soy sauce which completely takes away flavor from the steak.

>>13800297
>croutons
Why though? I want to eat a salad without suddenly filling my mouth with crumb explosions and for my fork to enter each part of the salad the same

>>13804029
is that Spikevegeta?

>>13804204
soy sauce is pretty common though
what else do you recommend?

>>13801614
reminder: water on an oil fire just makes it worse

>>13800297
"salad" alright

>>13799219
when it shows her face i felt horrified

>>13801348
yeah, looks

>>13803987
I can't even imagine how the meat supplement would taste like
like, so many walnuts, they've got to stay fairly dominant

>>13802444
>just have a non shitty diet

non shitty diet, the reason why italians are dying en masse to corona at a rate 3x higher than chinese

>>13802760
cut the fucking potato in half you jack level intellect

>>13800322
lost

>>13804265
I think its more because their country is full of old as fuck people.

>>13804229
fruits like apples, oranges, pineapple, or kiwi. you can also use limes or onions. great at tenderizing without fucking too much with the steak flavor like soy sauce.

>>13801911
>contains grain from: italy, EU countries and other non EU countries
wow thanks for the information

>>13804297
you never marinate with citrus fruit

>>13803465
If you're only doing a couple of potatoes that's easy enough but if you're doing a bunch then that gizmo is a godsend,

>>13801224
how do you even mess up that many bloody trivial tasks?
>spreads the butter with like half a swoop, why even at that point?`
>messes up putting the beef into the pan
>messes up flipping the beef
>completely messes up cutting it, in so many ways, so badly

>>13801736
that 27 years old alcohoolister

>>13802461
and yet you bought crisps
poverty is a state of mind

>>13803272
reread what the other anon said and do it

>>13804328
>how do you even mess up that many bloody trivial tasks?

his IQ is in the 80s. Max.

>>13804354
and why even make a show of frying cheap beef like that?
does everything he cooks have to be recorded?

>>13804397
it's trendy to review shit like that to analyze how good it can be made.

of course the point is lost on him since he would ruin a $200 dry aged ribeye

>>13804314
but you can and it works well for tough cuts of meat.

>>13799275
just be a swimmer

>>13804401
>how good it can be made
he seasons it with a bit of salt and pepper and proceeds to shittily fry it in some butter
is that a genuine attempt at "upgrading" the beef?

>>13801210
if you're in the midwest, Pete's Fresh Market does exactly this

>>13799205
>filename
good job, anon

>>13804416
of course, hes a high level chef who knows what he's doing, after all

>>13804214
lol

>>13804441
right right

>>13804297
>can
but should you? ive never had a steak marinated with fruit before but none of that seems appealing. is it like a pork and apples/applesauce type thing? i might try that this weekend with a cheap cut i bought today
i like the flavor of soy sauce and i honestly think it pairs decently well with steak so i never found it too overpowering
is there any specific marinade in particular you recommend

>>13801213
surely somebody on /ck/ has made this and lived to post the tale

>>13802900
>being impressed by gold on food
Americans were a mistake.

>>13804224
>Spikevegeta
No, wrong faggot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkoPHO8yEJ0

>>13804236
i never understood why this happens until i looked it up. water is H2O and oxygen is extremely flammable.. the more you know

>>13804565
No.
Water drops into flaming oil. It is instantly vaporized spraying hot burning oil everywhere creating a huge clusterfuck.

>>13804589

uwu

>>13801273
the plastic we use mostly goes inside the garbage bag which gets buried in the landfill, it almost doesn't matter what goes inside the bag cause it probably isn't decomposing well.

The plastic that's killing the planet is in Asia where the idiots dump it into the rivers which then gets swept into the oceans

>>13803870
meanwhile americans out here drinking bleach

>>13804512
i have eaten this before after my friend made it for me as a joke, it actually tastes much worse than youd expect

>>13804439
why do you always fucking post this reply

>>13799989
He can't, actually. He's an insufferable faggot that sucks at cooking.

>>13804556
pretty sure thats Franck Ribery, a Frenchman

>>13799205
He is taking shots of eggs at the egg bar!

>>13801514
Pasta is just flat bread that's cut long no egg needed

>>13804446
absolute based and fuck societalnormspilled

>>13800421
>IPA
Great to drink, fuckawful for cooking.

>>13799784
down voting you cause I don't think your comment fits this sub.

>>13804783
you gotta be a crazy dumb bitch to cheat on a guy who can carry a fucking refrigerator like that

>>13802517
>Vegan bullshit forced on dogs
>Healthy
Pick only one.

>>13802580
Tofu is a sponge of a food, nothing by itself.

>>13801352
Criminally underrated.

>>13803272
>because the idea that we make beer by killing a hundred zillion microscopic animals freaks some people out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDTgEwVvMo0

>>13804315
At that point you're better off spending a bit more for one that uses a lever to push the tater horizontally.

>>13804659
isnt he algierian or some shit like that

>>13803242
Lovely Corona and Turkish sweat Salt

>>13802867
Reverse searing is supposed to be done with stuff like sous vide where you are control cooking to an ideal temperature and then you reverse sear to finish. If you're also butter basting it then you're doing it wrong

>>13804859
yeast isnt animals its a fungus

>>13799205
Whoa I didn't realise Duck Eggs were a street food in Sri Lanka???
Based Bike Helmet though
>Jesus is my Lord

>>13801218
Is it bad that I thought that filename was going to say "skinning and carving a child"?

>>13802397
bbq is good
>just an excuse to sit around and get drunk all day
this is very true, though

>>13803242
The bone ruined it.

>>13799178
That's a pretty funky couscous. The quantity is indecent but otherwise I don't see the issue.

>>13801273
While I agree that overuse of plastic is ridiculous you shouldn't worry so much about the planet anon, it will be fine once all of the humans die off from the climate change they engineered.

>>13804594
A little fun fact for you, most developped countries send their plastic trash to asia where it gets "sorted & recycled". Hence the issue that you're talking about is the consequence of an overabundance of plastic wrappings in the west.

>>13804840
it's probably empty and a miniature

>>13805096
>Jesus is my Lord
Blessed webm

>>13799205
Can't unsee that filthy Indian eating eggs all the time.

>>13805266
He's doing God's work to free the eggman from his prison. Show some respect.

>>13801670
Good old drunk gal. Used to jerk it to her too much.

>>13803314
Can't we just kill him?

>>13801547
>not washing your fried chicken

>>13801547
The birth of Corona.

>>13801273
>>13804594
>>13805214

Plastic is largely a non-issue. As awful as we think it is nature is already adapting to it. Every square inch of the world and oceans is covered in micro-plastics, and new bacteria are evolving to digest and decompose it. A more likely reality is that in 100-200 years we'll need different materials for storage because plastic became inherently compostable.

>>13805051
Nobody cares how you rationalize everything.

>>13804592
thank you for the cute post after all the other aggravating shit in this thread

>>13801670
based

>>13805685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gsGhdZDC-0

>>13802222
tastes terrible, kind of like expired cheese

>>13805916
>puts oil in noodle water
begone

>>13804614
cringe

>>13803242
utter shit

>>13802900

>>13799219
my god she is so beautiful...