/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wonder how much "salad" jack made to servive corona virus? Maybe hell make a poor mans stew with the random cans he finds at the store.

>>13795407
its probably party cheese salad as far as the eye can see

>>13795399

Can we make Jack posting a ban-worthy offense?

>>13798204
what else does anyone come to this board for?

His immune system might be pretty good.

>>13795399
Who jack?

>>13798248
>Doesn't know who Jack is

>>13798204
there was a time

>>13797762
lol what was the machine that blew up? an omelette make or something? anyone have that vid?

>>13795399
*sniffs your pizza*

His proportions both fascinate and disgust me

>>13799072
He's like 5'6 and 300+ pounds. He's got that bowling ball physique

>>13799072
will Jack get a sticky when he has his next (final) stroke?

I hope so. seems like the mods have had mixed feelings about Jack over the years.

>>13799121
Bocuse and Robuchon didn't get a sticky but Ja/ck/ might get one...

Over/under of jack getting corona from his church?

>>13799072
Damn I really needed that laugh

>>13798980
It was the red copper chef video. Stroked out Jack didn't read the directions as usual

>>13798204
It's 2020 and people are still posting Jack shit. He is the Jerk City of /ck/.

>>13798980

A comedic cooking guy who is not Jack from Indianapolis has the virus according the grape vine. Nothing wrong, yet.

>>13795407
I wonder how much salad Jack made to provide nourishment while he proceeds to beat his son for the next few months

>>13795399
>is subbed to Jack

>>13795399
He's too broken at this point to make fun of. Its past funny, and just sad now. He's literally dying in his videos... paralysed arm, inability to focus his eyes, etc. These are all symptoms from strokes that were almost definitely made worse by how often he poisons himself with raw food.

>>13801167

It’s still funny because he did this to himself

>>13801073
...wut? It looks like he's making an omelet(Though it looks very crusty, so maybe a oblong pancake?)... I know egg yolks can explode if you microwave them because they heat up so fast that the expansion happens before they cook through, thus 'poping' to the point of maybe even opening a microwave door. But how the fuck would a hot-plate type cooking gadget do that?
Is he so inept he's breaking the laws of physics?

>>13798248
joe who?

>>13801174
Is it tho? I kinda see it like a retarded kid eating his own shit... I mean if you glance, its kinda funny is a sick way, but when you really analyse it, its just depressing. Why isnt someone stopping this moron from eating shit? Why are we turning it into a spectacle?
I'm not defending him or trying to stop you guys either... I'm just not comfortable with it on a moral level, because he really has shown hes so fucking stupid that he shouldnt be in a situation where he is preparing food(even for himself).
That CCTV college show with an authentically retarded guy making bean dip is less off-putting than a jack video at this point. At least the retarded guy doesn't slit his wrists trying to open a can.

>>13799072
I legitimately thought this was Danny Devito from the thumbnail.

>>13799121
idk why he asspains them so bad, he isnt spammed everywhere, honestly he's more cooking related than 99% of the alcoholic threads

>>13799321
>He is the Jerk City of /ck/.
Can you explain this analogy?

>>13798204
Not now not ever

>>13801197

based jack knows that this "virus" is just God testing the faithful. he will be fine.

>>13795399
>see a video that looks sick af
>quarantine it and inform the CDC

>>13801188
I dont feel too bad for a guy that's beats his son for smoking weed and forces his wife to have sex with his gross fatty man

>>13801640
The the modern Noah's Ark. The flood is the virus and only the riotous will survive like him and trump.

>>13801285
this is a half dead board anyway at least jack threads get traffic