/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13790904
no i really want to find strip club with a buffet it seems like stoner heaven

a lot of strip joints in montreal have good eatin

>>13790916
>strip club's designated hairy girl goes by the buffet on break
>see a pube on the burgers a few minutes later
it was an experience

>>13790927
and still nobody goes to Canada.

>>13790930
cool story

Wasn't there a near fine-tuning strip joint that someone posted a menu here?

>>13790904
local club has a killer buffe. heard about it from a gay friend of mine who went. go figure.

they do car washes too. Girls are nice, food is typical "man food" but looks like it was prepared by a chef. The roast and potatoes were the best. Never done the car wash tho.

>>13790904
I'd only ever go to a strip club if they also let customers get naked and at that point I don't think I could trust the food

>>13791013
I got head in the VIP room at a stripclub in Ft. Lauderdale so you can definitely get naked at some clubs.

It's extremely rare though. I've been to a LOT of strip clubs and that's the only one something like that has happened at.

>>13791013

Nah, just talk to them after they get done dancing. Once you're a few minutes in you can figure out pretty quickly if flashing a few hundred dollars will let you fuck them. Then again, how expensive that is is based on what you're looking to do and how persuasive you can be and how desperate they are.

>>13791044
I don't want to spend hundreds to fuck them I just want to be naked and enjoy myself and the buffet

>>13790904
Never been to a strip club and don’t really intend to but for some reason I imagine the experience of being drunk as shit and mindlessly shoving wings in my face while ogling some strange woman’s ass would be incredibly based.

>>13791161
Why on earth do you want to eat naked?

>>13791161

Not that I don't imagine some place like that exists but you're probably better off having a private house party and getting it catered.

>>13791171
hooters offers that experience if you're too much of a prude for the strip club

>>13790904
Strip clubs are for losers

>>13790904

>>13791171
>Never been to a strip club and don’t really intend to

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>13790904
I've heard from some people who travel for trade shows that Atlanta is a pretty big strip club town, and a few either have some pretty serious restaurants in them or right next door. Look up 'alluvia restaurant' on your search engine of choice, this seems to be a strategic business choice to grab business travelers' per diem $ through obscurity. The restaurant is at a strip club, but operates as a separate business on the same premises which hides that you comped going to a strip club with business funds.

Forget the name but it was a steakhouse/strip club in Portland. Got a steak, fries, Texas toast, and a beer as big as my head for like 10 bucks.

Ate while enjoying the girls perform onstage. Great spot

>>13791193
https://www.thecheetah.com/menu/

>>13790904
https://youtu.be/043izu4pRAk

>>13791563
HOLY JESUS we always did legs n eggs when I lived in Providence. I was gonna post that, but you beat me to the punch.

>>13791563
For me it's going to a strip club at dawn

My strip club has free, all-you-can-eat food on Sundays. The pizza isn’t bad and the burger was really good. Didn’t try the wings or tendies.

>>13791191

strip clubs are for fags

>>13790904
Considering they're paid to show off their bodies, you'd think a strip club could figure out how to hire someone who hasn't mutilated their epidermis with blotches of self-inflicted scarring. Or is it that impossible to find a woman between the ages of 18 and 22 who hasn't done that now?

In mexico, you are allowed to bang the strippers . Sometimes right in your booth if the place is seedy enough

>>13790904
Been to a vegas strip club two years ago, and they had a nice selection of roast beef.

>>13791704
>he thinks strippers are going to be normal girls without issues

>>13790930
>>designated hairy girl
But why?

>>13791732
Some guys (myself included) like girls with bush

>>13791704
Literally every stripper is addicted to drugs and/or was molested as a child anon, same deal with hookers and porn stars. They'll all suck your dick in exchange for a few lines of blow

>>13791758
A bush is one thing, I was thinking hair all over

>>13791767
I bet you’ve never even been to the strip club

>>13791952
He’s right thou

T.bounced at strip clubs for 7 years

>>13792000
Tell us some strip club stories

>>13791588
That's not a bad thing if you've been drinking all night. It's like Denny's with tits

>>13792001
I started when I was 19 during uni now I’m 26 and been at strip clubs/clubs/bars stories range just from fights or strippers fighting each other or a guy wants to fuck them so I make sure she’s alright and she gives me some of the money. I make sure not to get involved with strippers as they’re all borderline personality disorders gets boring but it’s a weekend thing and I’ve met tons of people bouncing

Wings and chicken shit at a strip club are usually just fine. They have a kitchen like every other shithole you eat at.

>>13791185
same food shittier prices girls dont strip
sure if you want to show your underage son why being a faggot is immoral but as a man no

>>13791171
it sounds like it but it's really not, unless you're in a super high end place.
protip: brothels are more fun than strip clubs.

>>13790904
>look mom, i'm trying to get laffs on 4chan out of a 20 year old chris rock bit

>>13790904
My favorite strip club in portland has a mexican restaurant attached to it

>>13792059
he didnt even make a joke kys aspie
>>13792063
heaven

>>13790904
Baltimore has a good number of places that have good food in club. Best pit beef is in parking lot of one.

>>13790904
Went to one where anna nicole smith debuted. Food tasted like golden corral tier food. The place was leveled years ago. I walked out without paying for my lap dance. Haven't been to a strip club since then.

>>13792063
Mary's. Although the Mexican place attached to it is shit

>>13792065
dumb fucking zoomzoom hiv-baby
https://youtu.be/9mnWErHhPNc?t=264

>>13790904
No, and I never would. That sounds disgusting. The main problem with strip clubs is that you have to sit in a crowd of the type of people who go to strip clubs. Foul people. Somebody should make a strip club for people who don't go to strip clubs.

The only strip club I went they had to keep the food separate from the stripping. Health code violations and all.

>>13792143
except hes not making a joke about how eating at strip clubs is ew gross
this is a genuinely good thread about two great things titties and food

youre very immature for a boomer

>>13792162
>tranny in tears of rage and despair
could you be any worse at hiding your histrionic breakdown?

>>13792154
This. I went to a strip club last month for my brother's bachelor party, at his insistence. It was one of the most depressing, shitty experiences ever. Nearly $10 beers, the other guys there were all disgusting, we only stayed there for a bit because it was so uncomfortable.

>>13792170
dude what?
do you just have like copy and pasted insults

>>13792174
>do you just have like copy and pasted insults
absolutely seething

>>13792182
???

>>13790930
lucky

>>13791189
is that a piece of rebar in a candle what the fuck am i looking at

>strip club has buffet food
Introvert here. I was honestly under the impression that strip clubs were just like dive bars with naked women, where they just serve alcohol and a few complimentary snacks. Hell, I don't even know how dive bars work, do they also serve you food like in restaurants? It also doesn't seem very sanitary in my eyes, to have open food displayed with all the nakedness around, I dunno

>>13790904
I used to live near a sauna club which is basically a spa with prostitutes that had great bbq. I even heard that some freelancers use those clubs as their working space. For 30-40 bucks a day you get free food, free nonalcoholic drinks, wifi, and so on. cheaper than pretty much all coworking spaces

>>13792201
brisket with some sort of sauce or gravy thats a bucket with a ladle
on closer inspection it looks like mash potato

>>13792234
ugh i wish we had these in the states

>>13792241
I'm talking about the giant fucking rod in the foreground sprouting up from the glowing orange container you sperg

>>13792258
you mean the stripper pole im sorry i just assumed you werent actually that retarded my bad

A an older guy I knew spent some time in Seattle (maybe it was Portland I can't remember) and claimed there was a strip club that claimed they had "Seattle's Best Steak." The owner of the club was a pretty wealthy guy and had his own beef farm and got the steaks from there. Apparently business men would show up to eat there for lunch and shit.

A separate friend of mine claimed there was another place like that in the area that claimed they had "Seattle's Best Salad Bar."

Needless to say, I'd really like to visit both places

My local strip club advertised free lunch with admission fee, which was 5 dollars. It was a ham and cheese on wonder bread, with some lays regular chips. Paper plates too.

>>13792268
this is what worries me strip club buffets sound amazing but i dont want to waste my time with such bullshit

>>13791708
Tell me more of this magical place

>>13792260
So you're telling me that somebody slapped a fucking piece of meat down on the presumably unwashed surface that whores are walking around on and rubbing their presumably unwashed bodies on? And you're supposed to just sit their and effectively eat a hunk of meat off the ground as some whore steps on and eventually slips on it?

>>13792201
If I had to guess I'd say it looks like Teck cable (electrical conduit). Might be the wiring for the heat lamps above the table.

>>13792281
>presumably unwashed
Whod presume that? Clean is clean and your sissified notions of what is and isnt wont change cold hard fact.
you can speak your truths elsewhere faggot

>>13790904
when my ex used to work as a stripper she would bring home food sometimes. She also brought home chlamydia one day, which is how I found out she was fucking her regular customers in the car(that I bought for her) behind the club.

>>13791189

hes eating meat off the stage like an animal while the stripper degrades him

the VIP treatment

>>13792333
Checked. I hope you at least learned your lesson about dating strippers.

>>13792303
>Whod presume that?
Anybody that has any semblance of how a strip club would operate. First of all, I guarantee you there's no strip club in existence that employs some guy to go around sanitizing the stage that the strippers are walking around on. More importantly, even if that were the case, the soles of the strippers' heels are certainly not going to be sanitary as they're walking around on stage. Thirdly, even if the stripper's skin was completely sterile, which let me tell you- it won't be, they're strippers, she's going to be building up a sweat and there's going to be some point in her routine where some portion of her skin is going to contact the stage and it will most likely be her sweaty ass. This is compounded by the fact that the hunk of meat in the referenced image is mere inches from the supposed stripper pole. Is she just going to be stomping on the meat with her heels and mashing her ass and thighs on it as you attempt to eat it?

Even if all this for whatever retarded reason were indeed the case, your feeble mind is overlooking an even more blatant problem- stripper poles are not made out of quarter inch thick, crooked, bent out of shape, ribbed, metal rods. Ask your mother when she gets out of prison and she'll explain to your dumb ass that a stripper pole is a much thicker, smooth, polished pole.

>>13791189
That illuminated hag face in the background

>>13792333
why would you ever date a stripper? The whole mentality "It's just a just a job" is shit. God you are so fucking dumb. Nerver date women who are working in such a field unless you are working there yourself.

>>13792333
> actually dating a stripper
wtf man

>>13792234
> basically a spa with prostitutes that had great bbq
Sounds amazing, where is this?

>>13791196
Acropolis, probably.

>>13792128
Fuck you buddy. Santeria is great.

>>13792373
i'll give you my quarter inch thick, crooked, bent out of shape, ribbed, metal rod buddy

>>13790904
My mom used to work at a strip club when it was me and her, I spent most of my time playing games at the back and talking ot the girls.
They would order pizza all the time.

>>13792727
If you think that's great Mexican food then I feel bad for you portlanders. My burrito tasted like something denny's would offer for a limited time. But then again im spoiled living in California and having authentic Mexican food everywhere.

>>13792769
Lol your mom is a slut

>>13792801
All women are sluts famnegro.

>>13790904
Yes. In Mexico.

>>13790930
In Mexico ypu can actually play and fuck girls.

>>13791000
Any pic? Any Google link?

>>13791034
Dont you habe real sex acts in the main plataform?

Strip clubs are horrible
>pay to get in
>have to tip the girls
>overpriced alcohol
>overpriced food
>in the same building as people who go to strip clubs (usually disgusting people)
>the girls range from ugly to slightly attractive
>blue balls

>>13791161
Then go to FKK clubs in Germany.

>>13792822
based retard

>>13791174
Bliss

>>13792813
You can even fill their vaginas with buffet food and then eat it like like that , right out of the trough

>>13791708
Not need to be a shady place. All places allow fucking them.

>>13791563
https://youtu.be/IT4NA3uFjkA

>go to strip climb on last Friday
>give girl at door $20 bill to pay for $5 cover charge
>she says “$5 for cover and $15 for the girls and doesn’t give me any change
wtf can they do that legally
the taco bar wasn’t even good

>>13792234
I will love it. In USA or Australia?

>>13790927
Le spaghetti aux boules est un classique

>>13792268
Trashy

>>13791161
kek

>>13792474
I have fucked 4 strippers and a ton whores.

>>13792769
Great memories. Tell stories.

>>13790904
I've seen this thread six years ago

>>13792847
And?

>>13792847
grim

>>13792855
Sue them

>>13792918
Post it

>>13792847
descendant of Alberto Barbosa on the left, same fucking expression

Going from a german brothel back to an american strip club is like eating dollar store steak after eating filet mignon. Glad I quit sex tourism, though, that shit's expensive as fuck. I literally bought a house instead.

>>13792847
woof

>>13792957
Tell us more.
Usong strippers and whore its not bad.

>>13792771
>Californian
Opinion discarded.

>>13792855
Where?

>>13792234
40 dollars a day just to sit in a spa with unlimited food seems pretty good even without anything else

>>13792918
autistic /ck/ historian

>>13792992
We need this.

>>13792422
That's literally Fabio.

>>13792063
>>13792965
>tfw have lived in both Portland and Providence
>never thought i'd ever be interested in going to stip clubs but have been to both of these places (not entirely sure about the pdx one - that was like a decade ago)
Why are those two cities so fucking trashy? Going to strip clubs is almost part of the culture and kind of trendy.

>>13792839
A fried chicken leg sticking out might be fun.

>>13792965
Is this the most attractive woman this place has available? She's like 140 years old.

>>13793005
I'm betting that it's the owner.

>>13792975
i get where youre coming from but also you're fucking retarded

Only "strip club" I've ever been to was a "Executives Club" on the 10th floor of a mid town building that I got invited to with some other guys by a company exec.

They don't advertise.
Nothing had prices listed.
Soft lit bar
Soft jazzy piano music
2 topless 10/10 blonds just gently swaying around on stage between the bar and dining area.
Dining area was deep leather booths with white table cloths.
Ordered the chopped steak with lyonnaise potato, figuring it was the cheapest thing on the menu(since I wasn't paying), it was about Morton's tier.

Was great, but I can't even fathom what a membership must cost.

>>13792975
Says the one from fucking Oregon which is filled with nothing but disgusting trannies and hipsters

>>13793077
And their pubic hairs? Topless is meh. We need full naked girls.

>>13793077
Say the tiny town

I’m my state strip clubs either have alcohol and food or full nudity so I’ve never had the chance to make the bad decision to order food there. Saw an ex that broke up with me to get with a rich guy stripping though, slipping $1s to her felt good lmao

>>13790904
>paying money so you can look at clothed women
stripclubs are the most cuckolded thing in existence lmao.

>>13792201
>>13792241
>>13792258
>>13792260
>>13792281
>>13792303
>>13792373
>>13792766
I'm glad my OC picture caused this conversation.
It was roast beef or rib roast. They had tons of extra tables set up for the spread, celebrating the 9th anniversary of the club. Also had a whole suckling pig complete with apple in mouth and a hollow ice sculpture filled with jumbo peeled and deveined cocktail shrimp. Was a pretty good time, think I spent less than 20 bucks that day since beers were 1.75 and my cover and buffet included in lifetime membership, a residual from my prior life that I can still sometimes benefit from.

>>13793278
Tell the story

>>13793309
Tell the benefits of life membership

>>13791563
>friday morning

Is that a college thing?

will you get thrown out of a strip club if you don't order anything?

>>13793278

We have full nudity, food and alcohol. I wouldn't even call a topless bar a strip club.

>>13793319
Lifetime cover, cabana or vip access (which I never use anymore except for maybe with Bindu Pariyar when she's around), buffets during the special events, fist bumps from the managers, hugs from the waitresses and bartenders, access to dealers (which I definitely don't use anymore).

>>13793060
>>13793079
Cry more, Tyrone Rodriguez.

>>13793381
Dealers? Of what?

>>13793370
Nope

>>13792832
What' that?

>>13793347
Why not saturday?

>>13793370
if they gave a shit they would charge a door fee

>>13793370

The only shit I ever got at a strip club was when I was watching the Scott Tournament of Hearts while sitting at the stage. There were 4 people in the rip club and the stripper was insulted I wasn't looking at her snatch. Fuck you, Flesh Gordons.

>>13793502
FBI

>>13793537
Not FBI. I am an anon like you, bro.

>>13793529
Was her pussy cute? With a bush? At least you have watched her a little and fingered her vagina.

>>13793502
blackjack dealers

>>13793561

Bleh. She was a generic brunette and you touch a dancer get ready to be airborne and open the door with your head. Only time I ever got weird at a rippers was at The Forum and she put her mouth on my dick through my pants. That was fun, I came.

>>13793587
You can touch them in Mexico.

>>13793603
Mexico you can fuck a donkey on stage, doesn't mean you'd want to.

I love how this thread is long lasting while the booze thread got killed immediately. This place is a massive shithole of teenage mods with no judgement or wisdom.

>>13790904
Henceforth on /ck/ stripping establishments shall only be referred to as Titty Bars.

>>13793675
Cunt Cantinas

>>13793675

After 23 a vag becomes a pharmaceutical environment you need to 'deal with', not a fuck palace. Spend your time standing in line for god knows what cooch medication and the mystery is dead.

>>13793675

Oh by the way, cramming active yeast yoghurt up a twat will regulate vaginal flora.

>>13793691
>>13793697
I don't know what you're getting at, but I just really like the term titty bar. I don't even like going to them.

>>13793715

Titty bar is a great term and titties should be allowed everywhere. It's like saying the mona lisa is disgusting. French curves are aesthetically appealing to men and women.

>>13793715
My point being, is that women are beautiful, but the maintenance they have to go through is terrible and shouldn't be foist upon on gender.

I've been only been to strip clubs twice both in Atlanta when buring people.
1. Burying my mom, my older bro took me to a place I don't know the name and it was kind of fun, my older bro pulled me out before I got involved. Lucky me.
2. Just some joint, they did have a few cute chicks there.
It's really no big deal, just go with some folk a lot bigger than you to keep you out of trouble if it's your first time, stick with your big head and not with your little.

>>13793747
negro what

>>13793827

Live with a vagina for a decade then get back to me. You'll get it.

The second one was burying my older sister.
That's the thing, going to strip club maybe distracted from the pain of that and the knowledge that it should have been both of us before either of them. Life is life.

>>13793840

Sounds like a New Orleans funeral.

>>13793844
Wish it was, it was Georgia one, we tried to make it fun.

>>13793853
Sorry man, sorry you had to go through it.

>>13793858
The weird thing is that it's best that best way. The younger ones should see the older ones die instead of the other way around. Perhaps that's light. I don't know.

>>13793858
Please don't be sorry for that, it's lot better that our old folk not see our youngster's die. Putting the death of your mom's kids is never the way to go, they've seen enough.

we are a nation in crisis

>>13793895
Speak for yourself and be specific if
possible.

>>13793895
And don't speak with "we" who the fuck do you speak for as "we?" You dumb fucking faggit!

>>13793895
Are you a little faggit that wears a pleather jacket with a little A in a circle? So you are "we?" hahahahah GTFO faggit!

>>13793607
Its fake

>>13793614
Really?

>>13793920
I thought that was the one from Cuba from Godfather II?

>>13792855
>strip climb

>>13792373
this retard thinks they were stripping over the food
bruh how dumb brained are you

>>13793740
Penises are aesthetically appealing to both men and women. Penises should be everywhere.

>>13793827
Learn to read.

>>13794093
Salsa?

>>13794153
Wrong. Tits are fine. Tetas naturales.

had sex with a stripper the only time i went to a strip club
>gf had just broken up with me
>went with a buddy after a night of drinking
>~30 year old russian girl
>despite her age she was very attractive
>go full drunk autistic and start speaking to her in russian out of nowhere
>she was really suprised and enjoyed that i could
>get a lap dance
>strip club closes
>we start chatting it up
>she tells me to wait outside for her
>she comes back to my place, smoked weed, and we had sex
>left before i got up in the morning
and thats also the story of how i got over my ex

>>13794197
Romantic.

Was she from Russia or Russian American?

>>13794107
FKK Clubs

>>13794205
she was from barnaul iirc

>>13791161

>be me
>2012
>be freshman On my college swim team
>Be poor af
>Be hungry all the time
>Swim team bro is a couple years older than me on and says that the best buffet in the city is at a strip club
>we go
>Pay cover of $20
>It is actually an excellent buffet
>Surprisingly good Steaks, fried chicken, potatoes, Mexican rice, free ice tea
>Eat probably 2500 calories in 1 sitting
>Girls start coming over to me and swim team bro
>they are so hot and I was so horny
>Bro team mate can probably get us lap dances bc his parents are insanely loaded
>Doesn't want to
>we offer them steak and french fries in exchange for pussy
>Offer denied
>We act like total assholes to the girls and call them sluts etc
>They tell on us
>Bouncer comes over, clearly doesn't care about the feelings of the whores but we can tell we are about to be asked to leave
>He asks us wtf we are thinking coming in there with no money
>We tell him we are college athletes at the University
>Says he knows a guy who used to be on the swim team
>Bro Teammate knows him, he used to be on the team but graduated
>Me and bro teammate send pic of us with bouncer to graduate teammate
>Bouncer let us come in for no cover after that and destroy the buffet
>"Just be nice to the girls from now on"
>Treat them like slutty little angels
>Eat there cover free countless times over the years.

Not sure I would risk strip club food anymore but when you're 19 and broke/ hungry it ain't bad.

>>13793502
....uhhhh. Freeroll texas hold'em touneys.

>>13794220
Any pic?

>>13793370
Depends on the club. If you paid cover, likely not. If there was no cover there may be a two drink minimum.

>>13794247
Why not 1 drink?

>>13794332
After 2 you're more likely to buy more. They make them pretty strong. The more drunk you get, the more reckless you get, the more money you spend

>>13794350

I learned about Dr. Pepper shooters in a strip club. Amaretto and beer. Tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper.

>>13794350
Bar whores are great

>>13794363
Used to be Flaming Dr Peppers before they stopped letting bartenders light 151 on fire.

>>13792333
She must not have been a very good stripper if she couldn't afford a car.

>>13794387
Drunks would napalm themselves I'm sure.

>>13794409
Flaming Moes?

>>13793614
I'm sorry your janitor application was rejected.

>>13794415
Oh dude, you misunderstand me completely. I want to talk about everything. Babytalk janitors are pieces of shit. You can't talk about booze, you should just close this board entirely.

>>13794415
Besides, this shitbox isn't worth anyones time. I couldn't respect myself at all and pretend to administer this group of children.

>>13794414
Cheers in Austin, Texas

>>13794393
What costs more, anon- buying a car or having some cuck buy you a car and leaving him?

>>13792020
Are you a big guy?

>>13794728
4u

>>13793821
Going to a strip club in Atlanta seems like diving headfirst into mud when you're expecting cream.

(because blacks)

>>13793370
My favorite local club wants people to have a drink (it can be non-alcoholic) at all times.

>>13793529
My local club has one girl who's significantly less hot than the other girls. One time when the club wasn't very busy a man sitting at stage and watching the dancers turned his chair around and watched the TV so he wouldn't have to look at her. It was alpha as fuck.

>>13792373
>they're strippers, she's going to be building up a sweat
This. I've always liked the mild aroma of titty bars aside from the overpowering perfume/pole sanitizer spray.

The only two times I've been to strip clubs are after deaths and my older brother brought me to Atlanta ones. Sometimes the girls are cute but it didn't change the fact that either my mom or my sister was dead. D-E-D dead.

>>13795011
If her name is morona, then you'll catch "Mona's aroma." Do you pay extra for that?

>>13791161
just go to a swinger club then
they often have buffets here in germany

>>13793511
nudist clubs, may be also a swinger club

>>13795030
That's creepy shit, like where really old guys go to look at really young girls. Like some california, san dieago cult.

>>13795100
t. offended woman

Those creepy fucks get on with their hippy bullshit expecting everyone to pay, except for themselves. Somehow they come out with tons of limosines an sportscars while fucking your daughters.

>>13795106
You mean dumb ass bitches.

>>13795136
Damn, Amy Poehler really needs to get a new job

>>13790904
Only ass

>>13792154
>Somebody should make a strip club for people who don't go to strip clubs
I think you can find some like this, maybe they're called "burlesque dance clubs" or something else

>>13792170
>everyone who BTFOs me in any argument ever is a tranny reee

>>13792481
Germany

>>13795217
Be kind and say the city. Any pic?

>>13795136
Its not so bad.

>>13795014
You could have busted inside them and preggo them. Be a man next time.

>>13793587
>>13793603
you can touch then here in Ontario/Quebec too, but last time I was in Quebec they wouldn't take their panties off

>>13795222
If I had to guess i'd say it's in Münster because of the file name

>>13795011
I have fucked whore with the nice aroma of her pussy in my face.

>>13795222
just Google fkk club Germany. Basically you pay like 50 euros cover to enjoy the spa and there's hookers inside that you can fuck for like $50/pop, you can also relax, watch TV, drink/eat etc

>>13790904
I brought a stripper home once. She drugged me and stole my Nintendo 64 and some games while I was passed out. Bitch.

>>13795178
Hot chicks w oily asses is better

>>13795228
Hell bloodly no. I dont want some chicks preggo then have to deal with that for the rest of my life. What are you some sick retard?

>>13795228
Knock up some stripper chick?
Oh yeah, that'll make anyone a man?
No thanks. You can leave that definition of a man to yourself.

>>13795228
I'm not their therapist, and I don't want to deal with them further than one night if even that.

>>13795236
Thanks Hans

>>13795332
Nein

>>13795247
Kill her now

>>13795338
>>13795359
Never said be with them. Just preggo them.

>>13795364
Cuddle with strippers next time

>>13795413
So what is better my German friend?

>>13795425
Hell no then you have to deal with the bitch for the rest of you life. That said there's nothing wrong with Christmas trees for the young folk.

>>13795434
Aye, aka escorts ya know.

>>13795434
Yeah. Some of them are pretty cool folk.

>>13795228
>knocking up a stripper
>this also implies you didn't wrap your rascal
holy yikes, my man.

>>13795449
Sometimes one thinks with the little head instead of the big head.

>>13791211
based, i have actually been here visiting atl once years ago

>>13792333
nice trips and sorry anon, we all have made mistakes

>>13792828
this, i've been to one or two in different cities but never quite understood it. i'd rather just pay for a provider to come to my house.

>>13792918
based visual memory poster

>>13790904

Back in the late 80s my buddy and I went to Cheetahs over in Windsor Canada because Racquel Darrian was doing show, so we took the Detroit/Windsor Tunnel over but when we got to the strip club, it had a tiny parking lot that was already full but we saw that guys were parking across the street in the K-Mart parking lot so we did the same.

After being seated (the joint was jammed packed because of Racquel) and having a beer, I noticed that other then the one chick at a time dancing on stage, all the titty dancers were standing back by the bar and none of the dudes on the place were getting lap dances, so I asked the waitress what was going on and she said Racquel Darrian’s contract stipulated that there would be no lap dances on the club floor (so the dudes would save their money for her) but I could still get a lap dance over in the “couch room” off to the side (really just a kinda alcove with a couple of couches).

So I strolled over and asked a titty dancer for a lap dance and she eagerly agreed (as they weren’t making any money) and before I knew it, there were 5-6 chicks hanging out with me in the couch room as I threw around money around (probably spent over $200 with lap dances and beers being $5 back then) and it was fucking awesome, I felt like King Farouk with my own personal harem of titty dancers grinding on my dick.

cont.

>>13795510

Finally Racquel Darrian came out and did her thing and my buddy got a picture with her sitting on his lap with her knees up by her ears (he’s still got the pic in his toolbox) and we left.

But as we were walking out, we noticed there was a large number of taxi cabs idling in the K-Mart parking lot and then we saw that a tow truck was hooking up my buddy’s pick-up truck! We ran across the lot (I stumbled along, as I was three-sheets-to-the-wind by then) and argued with the tow truck driver to let us go but despite offering him all the money in our pockets as a bribe (about $80 combined) the kid insisted on the full price for a tow so my buddy had to shell out $200+ on his credit card before the guy lowered the truck and we could leave.

While were arguing with the tow truck driver, the mall security guard drove up and we complained that we didn’t know we couldn’t park in the K-Mart lot and he said there was a sign at the entrance driveway and on the way out we stopped to look for it; it was only about 8”x12” and way the fuck up on a 12’ pole among the branches of a tree, so there’s no way anybody could see it. My buddy was so pissed he swore he’d never go to Canada again.

Anyway, we didn’t get nothing to eat there but I’ve heard the food is pretty good.

>>13790904
American hands typed this post.

>>13794197
based as fuck

>>13795516
A gay typed this post

>>13795510
Wouln't that be Tiny Dancer from Elton John?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UroApoVbKn0

>>13795108
What did he mean by this

>>13795704
Ask him, he's not one of those high falooting types. The answer might suprise you.

>>13795704
Elton John - Rocket Man (Royal Festival Hall, London 1972)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_QZe8Z66x8

>>13795704
This one's a bit harder, yet a bit softer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XujEruAWcR4
Elton John - Tiny Dancer

>>13795513
That really comes across as a bullshit copypasta.

>>13795751
and it's like not even funny why would anyone bother?

>>13792063
>My favorite strip club in portland

I feel like strip bars used to be kinda fun and harmless
I live here and last few times I went to sit in a strip bar and relax I felt like both the women and bartenders were cunty and entitled. The "strip club culture" of this town is quite bizarre and I think it's gotten worse. A kinda disturbing mix of Emily Post-esque tumblr shit and real white trash selfishness. I cant even explain it. It's like people get mad at ordinary guys for anything that could be perceived as behaving in any remotely uncucked way (like uh, i aint tipping, im sitting here not at the stage not looking at you, drinking my beer...wtf are you on about), but then the way everyone acts anyway seems to follow this every-person-for-themself-and-god-against-all depravity.

>>13795745
Beautiful. Thank you

>>13791161
Or go to a naturist camp. There are plenty in the US

>>13795513
thanks anon, your kind words have eased my coronavirus fears

>>13795449
Fuck condorless

>>13795513
Share pic

>>13796083
>PORTLAND
So it's trannies and because you're left coast you have to believe in them, no wonder you need therapy.

What's the fine for telling a tranny that its full of shit. Is that a daily fine or per incedent fine for calling out reality?

>>13790931
t. cant afford to travel frequently

>>13796290
Your cum allowance from your wife's bull's son gets reduced for a few months

>>13795513
Fake tits

>>13795751
> That really comes across as a bullshit copypasta.

No, that actually happened and apparently guys were (probably still are?) getting towed out of the K-Mart lot every night but the titty bar, cab drivers and tow truck company were all in cahoots on it and there were no signs at the titty bar not to park there.

>>13796126
> thanks anon, your kind words have eased my coronavirus fears

Until you mentioned it, I hadn’t realized the titty bars would also be closed...

>>13796199
> Share pic

It’s was one of those Polaroid OneStep cameras that eject the picture out the front, I think my buddy paid $20 for the pic with Racquel Darrian.

>>13796397
> Fake tits

Well sure, she was porno star but she she had nice real titties before the boob job, though she had already gotten the boob job when we saw her at the titty bar.

>>13796549
Conspiracy, Scully

>>13796549
Eas she pussy cute?

>>13796549
Are you 60s now?

>>13790904
No but I had Thanksgiving in a dive bar one time.

>>13796591
> Conspiracy, Scully

It is! And I’m guessing the cab drivers and towing company give the titty bar kick backs so they won’t put up a sign saying don’t park there.

>>13796602
> Eas she pussy cute?

Yes, and Racquel Darrian was one of the first (if not the first) porn chick to do the Brazilian wax job so it would be clearly visible in the video.

>>13796617
> Are you 60s now?

52, one year older than Racquel.

>>13796625
> No but I had Thanksgiving in a dive bar one time.

Was it good?

>>13796668
Those schems can happen. All greedy.

>>13796668
Was her body aroma nice (even with perfume)? What can you remember about her performance that night? What about her pussy aroma (natural with body mist)?

>>13796668
How did you got here? Do u have kids and grandkids? I am 32

>>13796684
> Those schems can happen. All greedy.

The security guard even told the tow truck driver to just let us go (he had only just gotten the lifting rig under the front wheels) but the kid was too scared to take the bribe from us.

There were two or three tow trucks in operation and there must have been half a dozen cabs in the parking lot, waiting for guys to come out of the titty bar and discover their vehicle had been towed.

>>13796693
> Was her body aroma nice (even with perfume)?

Dunno, I didn’t get a picture with her, just watched her dance from couch room.

> What can you remember about her performance that night?

Standard titty dancer maneuvers, the entire draw was that she was a porn star.

> What about her pussy aroma (natural with body mist)?

See above.

>>13796713
> How did you got here?

Took the Detroit/Windsor Tunnel.

> Do u have kids and grandkids?

No, got divorced before that could happen (thankfully!)

> I am 32

I heard that the titty bars hereabouts in metro Detroit no longer allow lap dances or any touching of the girls, which is really lame because back in my day, I've had dancers surreptitiously shove my finger up their snatches to insure I’d keep them around for more lap dances. Girls back then really put in the effort.

>>13796747
Touching is a must. If not its like jerking to holograms

>>13792769
>They would order pizza all the time.
Can confirm. Delivered for Dominos in Northside Ft Worth for some time and made plenty of trips to the strip clubs. One had these giant doors like fucking jabbas palace and they made me wait for some dopefiend with shitty bleached hair and bolt-on's to come out and pay. What is stupid though, is that during the day they never let you in to make the delivery, as if they got the A crew working Tuesday morning and you might see some free titties. All the night deliveries went straight through the bartender, and many times they said hang out and have a drink. Never did, I don't like whores or their places of business.

>>13790904
Wouldn't it be pretty damn unsanitary there?

>>13796813

>>13796780

Last time I was in a titty bar was 30-some years back after a buddy’s bachelor party and we went to Jon Jon’s (which was in the neighborhood and owned by a guy who was married to Yasmine Bleeth from “Bay Watch”) and despite parking on the street, they still made us pay the $5 parking fee, then $5 cover each and when we got in the joint, all the dudes were jammed up against the bar and the main floor with all the tables was empty. When I tried walking down there to get a seat, the bouncer said they were all “reserved” (while holding out his hand for bribe) so my friends and had one beer and left.

It’s a Dairy Queen now…

>>13796902
Ugly rip off.

>>13796907

Jon Jon’s was a classy joint back in the day and even the outside of the place was all tricked out with neon lights and such and being the only titty bar in Macomb County (all the others are on 8 Mile in Detroit) the owner was swimming in money but he eventually sold it to some Arabs (probably to pay his and Yasmine’s legal bills, as they had been busted at Metro Airport with coke in their luggage) who spent all kinda money renovating it and adding a second floor.

But there was some funny business going on, with the liquor license being in the name of a female cousin who had nothing to do with the business and then the city got a bug up its ass about having a titty bar in town and passed an ordinance banning them, over which the new owners sued and the building was left as pictured for several years while it was hashed out in court, before being sold to Dairy Queen.

>>13796997
Is the current DQ ruined like in the pic? Why dont use Googlemaps?

>>13796864
Pretty much this. Was super duper christian bro and absolutely loved being in the warm embrace of the savior. Unfortunately churches now make it all about feels, and not the righteousness of Him, so we can see where it is all going now. The funniest thing is though, is that despite what they say... nobody wants to date a follower of Christ. His path is simply unattractive, so much so that it is impossible to find fellowship let alone interpersonal relationships. Gonna go plant a cross on top of the hill near where I live and just read the gospels to the birds on Sunday.

Remember not to unequally yoke yourself. That was my sin. Now I got a wife who thinks she is my equal and 3 unsaved children.

>>13797005
> Is the current DQ ruined like in the pic?

No, it’s all renovated and fancy looking but the Yelp reviews complain about slow service from the teenagers working there;

https://www.yelp.com/biz/dairy-queen-grill-and-chill-warren-2?osq=Dairy+Queen

Until it got bought by Dairy Queen, Jon Jon’s was going to be my zombiepocalypse bug-out spot, as it’s built hell for stout with only two heavy duty steel doors and plenty of room inside for all my teenage brides.

> Why dont use Googlemaps?

That’s a screencap of the current Google Maps pic, dunno why they don’t have an up-dated one?

>>13796825
I suppose it's unsanitary if you eat at the rack, but who would do that? Furthermore, what kind of establishment would allow that?

>>13796083
>and real white trash selfishness
Feel free to go back to LA any time, Pablo.

>>13791189
KEK

>>13792281
contemplate the stench

>>13797183
I've licked a human rectum, a vagina. There's nothing I won't stick my face into and you probably would do the same.

>>13790904
>goes to strip clubs
>has a favorite strip club
kys, worthless degenerate

>>13797238
Yeah, women are gross.

>>13797244
Degenerate ones are.

>>13797249
What does degenerate mean to you? Feeding their kids? Are you just a generic piece of shit?

>>13797254
Engaging in depraved sins of the flesh for money is very degenerate.

>>13797268
You shit people that live in southern states need to be nuked off the planet. You're like Osama Bin Laden. You're religious garbage people that need to be hunted for sport. Allah Akbar you piece of shit.

>>13797277
The shameful, defensive words of a guilty conscience.

>>13797298
You really are Utah incarnate. Nothing in me feels guilty about sex AT ALL. You can fuck everything other than a goat and I couldn't care less. You're some screwed up mass of human feces that needs to judge himself.

>>13797304
I'll pray for you, anon.

>>13797311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

>>13797311
There is no "God" you're going to disappear when you die. Get that through you head. You're a genetic mistake.

>>13797238
Retard religious fah

>>13797311
No need bro

>>13793587
My Dad's advise on strip clubs was "You're always 12 seconds from getting your ass kicked"
was always kinda skiddish and disinterested and it led to strange rooms from the bouncers and mostly lame stories.
After my psychotic break and mental reset I had a new lease on life and just embraced the fact I was pissing away large sums of money and just had fun with it. Last club I went to in a seedy Detroit neighborhood I had a blast and played a stippers ass like a bongo drum and got dome from another girl in the smoking area. I only spent like $300 that night including drinks and had a fucking blast that me and my buddies will be sure to talk about for years.
Footnote: 40 of those dollars were meant for a private dance for the birthday boy but got spent by another guy, big fucking laughs were had.

>>13797123
I've eaten at the stage multiple times. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>13798024
>My Dad's advise on strip clubs was "You're always 12 seconds from getting your ass kicked"

I've been to the strip club hundreds of times and never seen an ass kicking

>>13792063
Mary's is overrated

>>13796083
PNW women are pure cancer, especially the stripper types. The self-righteous attitude by a street kid in heroin showing their twat is unique to PDX/SEA

>>13792771

>What sucks 1000 dicks and fucks up Oregon? Californians

>>13798024
Fake date a stripper. Its fun.

>>13790904
A lot of titty bars have surprisingly good cooks. Guess they figure if the titties don't bring you in, the food will.

The few times I've been to toddy bars I've felt the exorbitant costs of drink and lap dances aren't justified by the attractiveness of the dancers, they've never really been hot enough for the cost.

>>13798798
Cheap and cute girls in Mexico.

>>13792855
Consider it a fine for being a little fraidy cat and not asking for your change

>>13795228
How can he preggo them if they're dead?

I love this website, I love this board and I love everyone in this thread,

>>13799147
Cool

>>13798798
Find cute girls in Mexico bars