/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is for a Hofbrau style place where they roast and carve great hunks of meat with sides.
Guys in chefs hats and carving knives will slice your meat how you like it.
They are dying out fast.

Mom n Pop place run by nice older couple.

>>13780918
The absolute STATE of that Kiva platter

>>13780948
is bat soup on the menu?

Mexican sushi

>>13780977
nah they're Koreans

>>13780896

>>13780896

Where da fuckin burgers at man?

>>13781055
I'm gonna have to go with 'Free back scuttling..' for 3.85.
What are you having /ck/?

>>13780980
Just call it crab, you dildos, nobody cares that it's imported.

I love menus, especially the super minimalistic pretentious ones

>>13780980
I would fuck up that yakimeshi morrón desu

>>13781057
Why does the mascot look like a poo

>>13781055
For me, it's the Common Old-Fashioned Fuck, just like mother used to make

>>13781055
for me it's dry bob

>>13781058
I recommend the colossal burger.

can someone post the chad diner VS the virgin bistro?

>>13781055
french fashion, extra juice and a old fashioned fuck for the house.

>>13781917

Nice. That colossal burger looks like a beauty.

>>13780908
I gave your mum the ol' dusty knuckle in her sourdough

My favorite burger spot in town.
My favorite is The Uncle Jimmy

>>13780948
>The hips on that qt 3.14159 on the left
Oh god, I'm gonna, I'm gonna....

>>13782096
>Kobe beef corn dogs
Bit insensitive to name a dish after him so soon after the accident desu

>>13782096
>Ohio
based

Denny's seems to be the only chain that does loopy tie-ins now

>>13781917
I just noticed the menu maker just copy pasted the patties and buns

>>13782157
yeah gimme a burger with uhhhhhhhh cream cheese, peanut butter, froot loops, sauerkraut, and the ghost chili sauce

>>13780896

>>13782168
Those make me truly sad

>>13780896
Denver Biscuit Company

>>13782096
>Easton
No thanks, I'd prefer not to get human-trafficked

>>13782157
>Euclid Tavern
Don't make me cry motherfucker

>>13782239
meme Triple D joint

>>13782422
when?

What'll it be, son?

>>13782483
>the side salad is just the name of another restaurant

>>13780931
how can this be so depressing and comforting at the same time?

>>13780896

>>13782096
rather expensive, was going to bully you but then i saw the poutine and now i'm in

>>13780980
More suchi

>>13783236

>>13781055
Yes I'd like the asshole fucking for men over 45 please. what's that's? oh just a water, thanks

>>13782220
imagine some fat fucker getting up early on a Sunday morning, eager to ride his little fat person scooter over to Denny's and try the Hobbit hole breakfast

>>13783236
>>13783240
Jesus. I thought American sushi was bad.

>>13783261
American sushi is better than Japanese sushi

>>13783236
Why do Mexicans call cream cheese "cheese Philadelphia", but spelled wrong?

>>13783296
Philadelphia and other kinds of American cream cheese really popularized the food.
It existed beforehand, but it became big from the US.
So a name for the food might not have existed in the Spanish language, or at least the Mexican branch.

>>13783296
Philadelphia brand cream cheese, made into the cultural standard and transliterated oddly
Like how some americans call all soft drinks "Coke"

>>13783272
American sushi is pretty much normal sushi around the world. Anything but simple sushi like nigiri or maki is pretty much a western style sushi

>>13782096
>oh they have milkshakes
>that's nice-
>add Kentucky Bourbon

Now you have my attention

>>13782776
>Strawberries and Turbot, like the fish?
>Strawberries and HAY?

It's Noma isn't it

>>13782776
Whiteys just need to "borrow" third world cuisines such as indian, vietnamese, mexican etc etc and add it in their menus. This menu is reaching hard

>>13783317
It's a Spanish spelling of an American city with a Greek name for an ingredient in a Mexican version of Japanese food

My favorite Mexican joint...

>>13782096
>>13782273
Easton is a hipster shithole during the day and at night it's basically murderland due to the packs of roaming black teenagers. The only reason to go there is for the Tinder Box. No other place nearby sells Nat Sherman's and Dunhills. FlipSide is pretty good. I liked their brunch too.

>>13783240
>putting shrimp ceviche on top of a raw oyster
fucking why
fuck off

What'll it be, pig?

>>13781055
Who here /pinky'sspecial/?

>>13783413
I'll have a waffle please

>>13783413
all the ambiance of a truck stop restroom

>>13783413
Hashbrown bowl, smothered, chunked, and country, with a big glass of milk please.

>>13783429
I'd probably get the oak tagliatelle because i don't know what the fuck "charred oak broth" would taste like
Bitter and tannin-y, i'm assuming, but i'm curious
>>13783413
Triple hash browns all the way and an iced tea. Thank you ma'am.

>>13783436
i need a holy cannoli

>>13782170
Reminds me of when Hardee's had a build your own thickburger maker on their website.

>>13783401
Teens aren't allowed at Easton past 8pm

>>13780896

>>13783563
Back Alley Surprise sounds good desu

the eternal

>>13782769
Id love to eat here daily, damn thas an awesome menu.

>>13780896

>>13782096
>peanut butter bourbon

>>13783413
Why are there no prices? How am I supposed to decide with no prices?

>>13782168
I made a meme that never caught on using this menu when it came out. It had a startled frodo and said "SLAM IT UP! Hobbit Hole"

>>13783752
The price must vary by region, so they made a generic one with no set prices. Either way, it's all gonna be about $4.95-$9.95, unless you get a T-bone or something.

>>13780896
https://bigsamspizza.ordersnapp.com/menu
This place could easily get me to 300 pounds if I didn't use restraint. The food is SO good.

>>13783585
I'll have the Egg & Beer Queer please.

>>13781055
>Mrs FATasse
seems authentic

>>13782220
The saddest part is they're made by illegal Mexicans who have no idea what the fuck LOTR is

>>13783585
feeling hungry so I'll take a peep show with a fart storm, give me a homo fries too please

>>13783413
triple hashbrowns smothered, chunked, diced with two sausage patties on the side, i'll take an apple juice if it's morning or a coke if it's afternoon.

>>13783566
Nash didn't like it.

>>13783585
I'll take some cow legs and homo fries.

>>13783996
>Rice burge
So you mean a happa baby?

So how many of these places rely on sysco frozen/pre-made items for the bulk of their foods? I'm guessing nearly all of these do if they burgers, dogs, potatoes, etc., if not a similar restaurant supplier company. Sushi ones I guarantee it's all factoried in, literally no genuine Japanese sushi exists outside Japan and if it's an American shop you're not eating sushi in the first place.

>>13781055
>>13781055
So are we just gonna ignore the stoneplay?

>>13783759
how about you post it instead of blogging about it

>>13781057
Fucking based

>>13780896
>soda for breakfast

>>13782168
IHOP made a whole selection of green items--green hot chocolate, green pancakes etc for the Grinch movie.

>>13783513
Good one.

>>13784431
I hate coffee, and orange juice gives me the runs it's the only choice.

>>13785238
How about WATER, you fat shit

>>13785320

>>13785263
What the fuck

>>13785263
>Free Handshake for Seniors & Veterans
Do other people have to pay for a handshake?

>>13783413
Two waffles, three slices of bacon, and a tall glass of milk.

>>13785320
>water for breakfast
If you ain't drinkin coffee or orange juice, then milk is the only choice you fucking heathen, you drink water on its own during the day.

>>13782273
>>13783401
>afraid of Easton
you guys are pussies.

>>13782171
That's a weird burger, maybe the weirdest

>>13785383
It seems as if you have some sort of established idea of what breakfast should be. I do not.

>>13784000
For me, it's pointing at whatever's written on in pen and grunting affirmatively
It's served me well at every asian restaurant i've ever been to, even though i have no idea what it is half the time

>>13785483
This is a Japanese cafe. At least you could say "kore o onegaishimasu"

>>13785384
It's a shithole. Outlet malls are nothing but overpriced chink trash you can buy off Amazon for half the cost.

I hear tell that some Costcos have regional items, this is the default menu for most places.
Mine has brisket sandwiches(shit) and chili(not 2 bad)

>>13785467
dude what if I told you I eat breakfast...
..
.
.
for dinner?

>>13785263
>Ka-pow!

>>13780918
is that what they served on the Den-O diner car?

>>13785685
Thats a weird mix of food items at times.
But a pretty good looking menu overall.

>>13782096
Half those burger names sound like sex positions.

>>13785359
>YOU PAY ME 10 DORRAR FOH HANDSHAKE

>>13783563
>>13784100
KWAB

>>13782168
I had Bilbo's Breakfast Feast. It was pretty good, for Denny's.

>>13785685
>garlic, parsley, bone marrow flatbread
>leek and potato soup
>monkfish and fennel pie (for 2)

>>13782168
Bilbo'd breakfast was damn good when I had it

my friends and I bring up this exact menu often

>>13782168
The "dwarves'" turkey and dressing dinner seems a bit less inspired than the rest of the items
Would absolutely throw down on some Hobbit Hole rn desu

>>13786273
>The "dwarves'" turkey and dressing dinner seems a bit less inspired than the rest of the items
Yeah it does. But it also fits pretty thematically because dwarves are pretty simple folk. It's weird how it's kind of a crappy menu but also pretty faithful.

>>13786279
Tiny menu but it's already got everything on it that I'd order from there so good enough for me.

>>13786279
for me, it's Thursday

>>13783413
Beat me to it but I'll post this anyways. Cheese n' Eggs for the win.

>>13785263
Fake and gay.
But also pretty funny.

>>13783413
triple hash smothered, capped, covered

>>13780908
>salmon rillette with pickles and grilled sourdough bread
>pumpkin gnocchi
>pork belly confít
I'm cooming

best pizza in the city

1914 menu from Petit Trianon when Lake Ronkonkoma was a vacation destination spot for wealthy people in NYC. Now it’s a shithole.

>>13785563
I know Costco in Hawaii has poke bowls and most likely something Spam related

>>13783413
>Ham & Cheese Omelet
>Waffle
>Hashbrowns, Country

My go-to meal in college

>>13787412
>celery: $30

>>13788071
It's probably in cents

>>13788071
>>13788129
I found the article, a place run by the Astor Hotel in NYC in 1914 Long Island.
Costs have gone by a factor of 22 so that celery would cost 6.60$.
The Filet Mignon would be 22.00$
http://www.vanderbiltcupraces.com/blog/article/the_1914_petit_trianon_menu

>>13782168
fucking love this menu photo. It feels so energetic and depressing at the same time. My favorite part of these type of restaurants.

>>13783996
>>13784323
*notices your burge*

let me add a non pleb menu in here

>>13780918

>>13780896
Ah yes san pedro the tweaker slum by the sea. Is your mom still sucking cock off gaffey?

>>13780948
CHING CHONG CHANG

>>13789549
Is your little sister still peddling her ass for crack on Pacific?

>>13783376
Ho-ree shit, that's expensive

>Chinese restaurant
>run by Chinese people
>in a dirt poor town
>in South Louisiana
>in an old Taco Bell
>number of Cajun restaurants=0
I don't know how we do it, we just dooo eeeet

>>13787412
I'll take the milk steak

>>13783413
all star, scrambled, grits, bacon, OJ

>>13785685
>game faggots

>>13789729
How the fuck do you fit a buffet into a Taco Bell? That place must have no more than two seats.

>>13783585
Just give me I'll kill you with a side of Homo fries

>>13789809
King Cobra not looking good these days

>>13789684
>
look where its located

>>13789821
buffet takes up 95% of the Taco Bell counter. It's about this big

>>13780908
>>13782096
>>13782157
>>13785685

>aioli
90% chance these are flavored mayonnaises

>>13790190
Whew, that's kind of a bummer. Is it at all decent?
What am I saying, they are never decent.

>>13783376
Dude, Tacos el Gordo.

>>13790268
I'm more of a seafood type of person

>>13790282
>surf and turf
>fries topped with chopped steak and shrimp
why wouldnt they put fries in the name. besides that and all the fish and cheese pairings it's a pretty based place

You have to make a choice sir

>>13790519
>not just one but THREE brand logos in front of mac n cheese

>>13790598

>>13790598
Couldn't they just say "no substitutions" instead of getting all worked up about it

>>13790610
>and certainly NO Jimmy Jams
can you translate that for me

>>13785263

>>13790678
>Turnip (in season)
Fucking dropped, i didn't come to the Potato Fantasy to have to deal with this shit

>>13790678

>>13790598
>coastie prices
brutal

>>13782220

Why?

>>13783563

kwab

>>13787412
Would sit down for some eggs en cocotte and a turkish coffee afterwards

>>13787496
We have poke and sushi served indoors, fried spam patties in the frozen food section. Acai bowls out in the food court. We used to have Chili and another salad, but they axed them.

I work here. AMA

Menu says “We refuse to cook steaks well done, served with ketchup even though we know that is clearly the Patrician way”

>>13790860
Those horseshoes look fucking dangerous. Are they as good as i imagine?

>>13790880
Man I've come around on 'zion don' but jfc does he know how to perform on TV.

>>13790886
I've only had the original and it was pretty good, the entire concept of a horseshoe just kind of confuses me. It's just a burger but with one bun that can't be eaten like a sandwich.

>>13790860
why is half the menu deep-fried and battered

>>13782239
I work here right now and I wanna die

>>13790958
tastes good

>>13781055
Could I get uhhhhh fucking of breast, but with tits loose?

>>13781055
Pinkey's Special chads report in

>>13781055

I think one fuck, 10 minutes soak. What is being soaked though? And soaked in what?

>>13783585
Gimme some Pot Brownies, Heroin & Water, Crack Burger, and a big heaping pile of Homo Fries. Me Me Hungee boy

>>13783563
Kek what a torn quad having, Sid's crossface tapping, raped bitch

>>13789729
I’m from Louisiana what town?

>>13783686
I want a Rimmy's Cajun cheeseburger but im curious what a Beach Boy burger is

>>13791227
It probably has a fucking giant pineapple ring on it, which is why it's a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger

>>13791242
youre probably right and that just makes me sad. I was hoping it would be something inventive like a.. tuna or crab burger wrapped in seaweed or something

>>13780896
This place's pricing pisses me off. Nothing makes sense.

>>13791291
That sounds kind of cool, actually. Like a sushi-burger hybrid. Maybe put some avocado or whatever on it, make it like a california roll.
But no, it's almost certainly a pineapple shirburger, maybe with some teriyaki barbecue sauce

>>13783752
if you have to ask you can't afford it, baby

you know it's good when you're the only white person there.

>>13782239
>Vegetarian biscuits and gravy

GOTT

STRAFE

DENVER

>>13780896

>Lettuce on the bottom of the burger

Nigger, what are you doing?

>>13783369
Post hand, your ethnic food is shit and your ethnicity is shit too

>>13781055
Pinkey special

>>13783585
Fried Tittes with a double ass cake and a suicide pill to go please.

>>13780896

>>13792450
>tung sum chick
>a taste bud tingler

>>13783585
Zoo burger please, do I get to shoot the animal of my choice?

>>13790598
>future big guys

>>13792450
I guess two Wongs don't make a White!

>>13781211
It's weird that they'd even import it at all, because assuming that the place is actually located in Sinaloa, you can go crab fishing in the Sea of Cortez.

>>13783376
Why would anyone eat seafood in Vegas?

>>13791478
>ordering soul food at Dorothy's
>intense fighting scene between kitchen staff and customers
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA GET THA POOR MAN SPECIAL WITH A SWEET TEA"
>everyone laughs
>black dishwasher sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

>>13794630
Huge amount of Asian tourists who love to gamble but also still hanker for seafood if 10oz Porterhouses don't agree with them.
Las Vegas has a major airport and they can afford to fly shit in fresh caught and frozen.
The pigs at the local pigfarms eat better than 70% of the world population because all the thrown out buffets get fed to them.

>>13786279
I want to go to there

>>13780980
>sushinaloa

buchones samurai

>>13783360
NOMA is a commercial food lab that happens to test out products through their restaurant

>>13790519
>kid's burger
>540 cal

>>13783563
>KWAB sauce
kek

Dragonball themed ramen?

>>13785563
winnipeg here, they have poutine here. also buckets of fried chicken.

>>13790690
is this real?

>>13790268
Truth

>>13790519
>Choose a soft drink, one glass of white or chocolate milk or juice
>one glass of white or chocolate milk
>White milk

>>13798274
What the fuck is a Sixtyfive?

One of my favorite restaurants.

>>13781917
Yellow Basket ?

>>13784431
>not having a cherry coke zero for breakfast

>>13799194
No it's Troys from the OP. But I remember Yellow Basket, there was one in my neighborhood growing up,
Fuuuu right in the nostalgia.

>>13780896
If a restaurant has too large a menu or too diverse a menu, it's bad.

Gordon Ramsey is right.
>go to restaurant with huge menu
>closes down the next day
>food wasn't even that good

>>13781055
>licking a whores coochie
I see they accommodated beta males back then too.

>>13790519
do they put a dog on the menu because the steak bites look like literal dog treats or is it just coincidental?

>>13785685
>game faggots

>>13799172
jewish food is unoriginal and shitty. that menu doesn't look too bad tho

The Telway, Madison Heights MI

Also; How does one make a screencap while scrolling up/down the website page if the menu is longer then the monitor screen?

>>13799566

>>13799566

Kuhnhenn Brewing, Warren MI

>>13799593

Victory Inn / Victory Smokehouse, Warren MI

>>13799597

Nagasaki champon was invented here, so it's practically a requirement that you order it.

Fujieda-shi's famous breakfast ramen.

hot menu
good taste

>>13799746
What is that? It looks slimy.

>>13799746
Oh shit, son!
>>13799748
It's delicious pork belly served in a fluffy bun. Kakuni manju, I think.

>>13780908
I despise the trend of putting prices on menus to only one decimal point.

Local place.

>>13800394
why does this bother you

>>13790678
>Mickey's potato fantasies come true all over your plate
???

>>13791478
>Menu shills their family friend's funeral business
Soul (literally)

>>13797301
No but mickeys weenie world and bbq was he also had a soda brand

>sad face

>>13801347
>tfw you miss the lifeboats because you went back to grab a last helping of deenz

>>13801347
Good post

This is the best wings joint in DC. Burnt down a few years ago but they since opened a new location. Will post the other five pages if interest

>>13801361
I'm kinda surprise how Duke Burger isn't a real thing, I guess Duke Nukem is tainted due to the Forever thing.

>>13801448
>chicken wings and waffles
That seems like a bad idea unless they're boneless.

>>13799715
nom nom nom

>>13790519
>Kid’s burger
>540cal

>>13783752
you could probably order everything on the menus and the bill would be like 20 bucks

>>13783413
Sausage Egg and Cheese Texas Melt, all the way.

>>13787216
Toronto?

>>13781055
wait
those aren't dishes

>>13801347
>cockie leekie
Lol

>>13783369
ok nigger

>>13783429
This menu looks amazing, pretty cheap too.
>>13785685
Would happily eat almost everything on this menu.
>>13787412
>tomate surprise

>>13780896
there's one of these by my house and its one of the worst pieces of shit restaurants i've ever seen. graffiti all over the building, drive thru blocked with trash, i would never eat there.

>>13801361
here's the rest

>>13782096
>FLIP EDIS

>>13780931
found pictures of this place online just by looking up "miner's bones"

looks bretty good

>>13783413
A chocolate chip waffle, double hash brown with jalapeño and onion, and a side of bacon

>>13783317
>Like how some americans call all soft drinks "Coke"
Literally no one does this

>>13782157
How does that place work? That looks bomb, I'd get drunk and try to make the most disgusting thing.

>>13801493
It's just a double whopper with cheese.

>>13787216
>Pizza Bambino
>pepperoni and french fries

>>13804579
the place is great, feels like going back in time.
notice all the leftover meats from the day before go into the specials like turkey ala king or turkey enchiladas.
They would be doing corned beef and cabbage now too.

>>13804787
I guess you've never visited the south.

https://youtu.be/Mw_u7A_eFxY
abandoned mcdonalds in alasks

>>13789837
Man, that was my first thought as well

>>13805649
Oh, that was my own post. Goddamn it.

>>13805124
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>13798137
>WCW was 100 years ago

>>13790519
Juice
Extreme Combo
Red Grapes

$2.00 for a large pepperoni pizza.

>>13780896
>One cheeseburger with bacon and grilled onions, 8 dogs with the works and a large chocolate milk
this will make your day better

>>13806033
>phone number so old it still has an exchange name
$2 then was probably worth like $20 now

>>13806092
One menu from the 1900's was calculated at a multiplier of 22 so a 1$ Filet Mignon was 22$.
The Pizza Hut was from the 50's so I'm guessing it's a multiplier of 10 to match are current prices.

>>13804533
>that Cinnabiscuit
... that doesn't exist in real life, right? That sounds fucking amazing. Sausage egg and cheese breakfast sandwich in between some cinnamon buns.

>>13790519
Trying to pretend their chicken breast dinner is 150 cals!!!!

>>13790600
Mmm hot pastrami

>>13783413
>Large hash browns, smothered
>1 egg scrambled
>Side of bacon, regular
>1 glass of orange juice

Thank you maam.

My favourite generic halal bossman chicken/indian place in Paris. The Menu 12 burger is good, they make their own sort of cheesy/mustard/mayo sauce and their own buns.

>>13791120
google "mormon soaking" for some fun

>>13783376
>EL DIAMANTE
Just go to La Mojarra Loca you dumb cunt

>>13789231
Rompope is so good

>>13806
>cheesy/mustard/mayo sauce and their own buns.

sounds like a boss move to stand out from the competition

>>13806321
When this was described to me for the first time I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.
Religion is hilarious sometimes.

>>13799276
When they have a large menu it’s because food is mostly frozen shit
For example the restaurant where I work at is eight pages and the food is err

>>13781055
>no discount for cash
>those prices
is this modern fashion with a goose quill? where can prick go for rock play, new style???

>>13783996
takoyaki onegaishimasu~!!!!

>>13781055
How much for a ZJ?

>>13790190
>$4.99 for a buffet

Where I live, a single item combo is $6.38 plus theft. FML.

Best I can give you, a shitty res pic. But the best salt beef bagels you'll get in london. 3.70 with hot mustard and home made pickles is all you need to know anyway. Maybe an apple strudel for dessert.

Every takeout pizza place in my shitty
>Italian flags
>fuckhuge shawarma in the background

>>13781055
>13781055
a Dry bob for only 49 cents. what a steal

>>13802203
Yeah

>>13790598
>>13790600

Ngl, getting very sinister vibes from this place

>>13806676

Yes m8. Always get 1x salt beef and 1x smoked salmon and cream cheese from here

>>13783413
Double original cheeseburger, bowl of chili, black coffee