/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I drink Bud.
Simple as.

MOOSEHEAD or NOTHING

Tesco have just started stocking this - sounds great to me. I have a load of stout already in at the moment though but going to pick some up when I next go there.

>two beer festivals i was going to attend just announced that they're cancelled over corona-chan
fucking hell

>>13771704
Would try.
>>13771714
F

>>13771714
Shit happens. Europe or US?

all I drink

>>13772421
This, but I prefer the black & tan.

>>13771866
Yurop
My country has just 22 infected but everything is already in full-panic mode with all cultural events cancelled along with schools, theathers and such

>>13772421
>tfw moved to texas
>tfw no more Yuengling

>>13772575
Lonestar is close enough

>>13771102
one of the best beers I've had. though it seems slow to absorb even on an empty stomach, and i usually get way more fucked up than i should on them

>>13772569
I'm starting to worry that my trip to Belgium (where I among other things intend to drink loads of quality beer) later this spring is going to get cancelled over this shit.

>>13772751
>ipa
>stupid hipster can design

>>13772758
>all IPAs are bad
>i judge beer on the can its in
you can just admit you dont like beer, its alright. there's a stoli thread up for you

>>13772765
ipa is shit and for tastelets. fancy packaging is for faggot tastelets

>>13772767
>everything i dont like is bad and for tastelets
go back to your tendies thread. if you had the palate or mind of an adult, you wouldn't so brazenly categorize an entire subgenre of beer into something you have to autistically screech about at the mere mention

>>13772772
>t. faggot hipster douche

>>13771102
Shit in the photo tastes fucking disgusting

>>13773016
This. I went to the store house in Dublin and tried my first one, horrible. I liked how the nitrogen makes it smooth, but the taste is just off.

My 2 favourite beers right now.

>mfw drank 7 30 backs in 4 days
>its over

>>13771106
I unironically like bud. Can you make a radler with any beer and lemonade?

>>13773167
Yes. You want to use a beer with some flavour though. Some watery lager just disappears. A pilsner or pale ale works best.

>>13773167
>>13773177
Sprite/7up for the 'Ade. A 70/30 - 65/35 mix of beer to 'Ade.

>>13772772
IPASS tastes like soap and grapefruit mixed in with fecal matter. You're a buffoon and in Europe IPAsses aren't taken seriously. Try drinking a man's ale fag.

>>13771102
I didn't know goats wore pants, but this is aight.
"Tasmanian galaxy hops" always makes me chuckle.

>>13773312
>fruity
fucking gay

>>13773326
I'm not opposed to an actually fruity beer like a pacific, summer, or tropical ale.

As a kid dad brought a 6 pack of blonde Kozel from a liquor store Germany and i sneakily got one and ever since i can never drink anything else. I love the black one too. Alas i begin to feel that lately it has gotten a bit lighter and mass production has began to take it's toll as it always does on breweries...

>>13773362
Good to see a brand I actually recognize, it's alright.

>>13773351
>beer
>fruity

>>13773386
Inb4 you're an American drinking sour beer.

>>13771102
Get cans anon. They're much better.

>not drinking current season beer

>>13773300

Europeans would be the experts on faggotry.

does malt liquor count?

>>13773623
Why are you drinking coronavirus???????

>>13773822
I can't find glass bottle 40's anymore, it's fucked up
Drinking some Olde English right now, 24 oz can. Technically it's better because you can keep the other "half" cold in the fridge while you drink, but goddamn I miss those fuckhuge glass bottles.

this
this is the low cost but mid shelf brewski that will knock your sox off

>>13773038
Draught and extra stout are different

>>13773441
Dont like them as much. They're more watery.

>>13773148
Would try

Who else like the juice and carcass of a quarter lime in their glass?
Also why is a lager not a beer? Are ales and pilsners also not beers?

>>13775013
>lager isn’t a beer

Based retard

>>13775026
That's just what I've been told.

>>13771102
Had this the other night. Very rich and sweet with lots of molasses and roasted coffee. I was expecting a bitter bite from the hops, but there was none. Not much alcohol taste either considering its 9%.
>>13775048
Then that person is an idiot. There are basically two types of beer. Ale which is the older style that ferments at a warmer temp, and lagers which is a "new" style that ferments at a colder temp. They might have been referring to the fact that industrial teir lagers and light lagers aren't flavorful, but that doesn't mean a lager style beer isn't real beer.

literally the best beer I've ever had.

On that note, there was a non-alcoholic beer I sampled sometime in 2012. I forgot the name, but it tasted better than any actual beer I had.

It came in a smooth fancy bottle with a matte finish.

>general threads
Newfags everywhere!

>>13773831
I stopped drinking 40s after they switched to plastic bottles

>>13775003
Only available in NZ as far as I know and I don't know how long they'll be available for.

>>13775283

>>13771102

>>13772765
>>13772772
>m-muh chocolate toffee beers
>it's really high abv so i must be manly
>only comes in a tiny can and i only bought 4 so the actual alcohol amount i drank is less than a bottle of wine
>i'm c-cool right?

>>13773822
I still get glass bottles, but the state that I live in only sells 32oz because of laws.
Whenever I travel I always stock up on real 40s because of the novelty.

>going to a taproom soon
>they have an 11% barleywine
>never had anything stronger than Sierra Nevada Narwhal Stout

What should I expect, /bg/?

>>13775661
>the only two kinds of beer are pisswater and Trappist ale
shoo shoo shill

>>13775661

Dude. Go get a flight and fuck off. You zoomers and millennials don't know shit about good quality beer.

I moved to a different province in canada and the beer is more expensive here

>>13775755
>>13775746
BUZZZ!! try again soibois

>>13775289
His videos were funny until the raging brother caught on.

>>13775730
Wouldn't worry lad, most wine is 13%. You'll be fine.

>>13773326
>Look how insecure I am!

>>13776376
remember this post next time you pretend to enjoy your overhopped fruity fagjuice you giant faggot

>>13775780

>>13771102
guinness is undrinkable

>>13776739
Its not for everyone. Told a cashier I work with I drink it and looked disgusted. She basically said its like drinking bile.

>>13776937
i tried so many times... i just can't.
do you like ales and wheat beers?

>>13776942
Yes. I tend to go for ales more than lagers, but I like both. Only beers I don't care for are overly hopped IPAs.

Bump

Why the fuck did God created hangovers? What was his objective? Why I can't have fun drinking beer without having hangover the next day? Why always the fun things like alcohol or drugs have a bad thing that comes after it?

>>13777937
Take glutathione

>>13777937
Try eating an egg or two before dining. Supposedly they have a chemical in them that helps your liver process booze.

the platonic ideal of a beer. Good default go-to

Bump

>>13771106
based

>>13773300
kek ur right tho. there is definitely a slight note of shit in most IPAs

>>13773300
We got a master projector over here. You're like those filthy dry wallers and general labourers that buy 30 racks of cheap beer every other night after work, bitching and whining about liberals and immigrants while drinking themselves fat and stupid. The more a kid calls people gay, the bigger an insecure loser they are.

>>13773386
Still spouting the same shit your dad said while he was slamming his nightly 12 pack of piss water. Shame some people never left the 80s, but you're young. You shouldn't be a shadow of a failure.

>>13775155
Czech lagers are wonderful. Love a czech zwickel.

>>13775661
>beer is inherently manly
Looks like someone bought into fucking ancient macro beer marketing. Your brain must be full of mold and mildew if you're still stuck in that era.

>all these non-macro drinkers so fucking mad at the low-effort bait

friendly PSA to my fellow ontarians, these are now available at your local LCBO (hopefully) and they are GOD LIKE. They are from what used to be a small brewery in Toronto, never ever thought they'd get enough production to get some in LCBO but finally here we are. Before you had to go to one of their two locations in downtown to get any.

Might be a limited run so please go try it!

>>13779215
>stupid name
>hipster packaging

yep, this is a beer for fags

>>13779197
Sometimes it's fun to put some effort into the game. Shame you're too lazy to play. Can't even banter. What's the point of bait if it isn't setting up the bants? Lazy millennials at it again, the boring kill joys.

>>13779031
take your man bun and shitty tattoos and throw yourself under a bus

>>13772421
Dude at least get it in bottle form

>>13779228
It is really hipstery but its delicious. Absolutely one of the best beers I've ever had.

>>13779243
just don't let anyone see you drinking it

>>13779251
dont worry i have no friends and im a loser

>>13779251
if you hang around 20 or 30 something white men, the expectation is you are drinking something random like that, drinking a light beer like a redneck or women would be much more embarrassing

>>13779257
maybe if you stopped drinking fagjuice more people will like you

I've always wanted to try actual cider like I imagine they drank in England a hundred or so years ago, but the "hard cider" shit I bought at the store is sickly sweet and artificial tasting , i cant imagine it's at all the same.

>>13779273
keep in mind that all food and drinks everyone but the peak of royalty consumed through history was really fucking bad

>>13779269
doubt

>>13779284
Come on man you think mid-tier landlords and business owners in rural England didn't have decent cider to drink during the 17/1800s?

>>13779236
Wrong and wrong buckaroo. Only thing marring my skin is hard earned scars. Your soft boy hands wouldn't understand. The only callous you've ever had was from attempting to bulk up lifting weights. You know what's really nice after a long 7-3:30 shift? An ice cold craft American hefeweizen. Too bad your dad was too busy being an alcoholic deadbeat to teach you what true masculinity is.

>>13779273
Just buy a dry cider. It'll be on the can. British ciders you can buy in America are garbage. Most British ciders are garbage, because it's a cheap alcoholics binge brew. You aren't missing much. Historically it was dry and watery.

>>13779343
>autistic wageslave
opinion dismissed

>>13779262
so you hang around other hipster faggots, got it. makes sense. post your man bun

>>13779378
if normie ass college educated midwestern millennial men are the standard for hipster, then I guess

Are you some sort of literal boomer? Millennials haven't considered craft beer hipster since like 2006

>>13779388
post beard and tattoos

>>13779395
lol, does having a beard make you a hipster? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>13779400
>tattooedvfaggot hipster fingers typed this post

>>13779408
I have a shaggy, poorly trimmed beard and no tattoos

Do you seriously think most millennials have shitty ass tattoos just because they like craft beer?

>>13779413
>average slob defending hipsters
at this point you're a bigger faggot than them

>>13779436
I am not defending hipsters, I am telling you you don't know what a hipster is and you sound like you live in 2008 Mississippi

Drinking wheach & some show me amber lager from o'fallon brewery tonight. First time trying the amber lager & it's pretty decent.

>>13773975
Can confirm this is very nice. As a fan of wheat beers myself, I enjoy a nice Shofferhoffer.

>>13775621
based scotbro
cheapest beer per unit in scotland that will actually get you drunk

>>13779471
hard to go wrong with German beers. Just dont get Oettinger or any of the other super cheapo ones

>>13779395
I'm a blue collar worker. Most of my co-workers drink craft stuff. My gf's brick laying dad only drinks craft stuff. It's not hipster anymore. Actually the cheap swill like hamms and high Life are more hipster than anything craft now. They somehow think modeling themselves after blue collar people from 30 years ago makes them cool now

>>13779920
your dad and fag hag gf are faggots

>>13779895
yeah, the guy at the local bottl'o agrees and we call certain brands the "Fosters of Germany'

>>13780046
even fosters is better than oettinger. its undrinkable

I live in the Midwest and everyone drinks craft beers except niggers. There's a brewery in literally every single town. I don't get why people on /ck/ defend macros.

>>13780252
Trolling and posturing duh.

>>13780209
Hell and Urtyp are drinkable.

The cheapest and best tasting beer.

>>13780252
by /ck/ standards that makes you a flyover and a faggot. why would anyone admit to this?

any other autists that can only drink beer from a bottle or glass and never from a can?

Is beer keeping me fat? I smoke a ton of cigarettes and barely eat throughout the week, but a night or two a week I'll drink 10-15 beers.

>>13780678
Yes

>>13780617
>calling anyone a flyover when NYC and Seattle will die from Coronachan
The day of reckoning for urbanites is coming.

>>13777937
To stop you from becoming an alcoholic.

>>13777937
I don't get hangovers. I don't mean this in the high school / college bragging sort of way, I'm almost 30 and I can still put away a 24 and wake up feeling a bit fuzzy for a few hours at the complete worst. I'm also insanely horny after a night of drinking. It's quite strange.

>tfw I love making fun of hipsters and their dumb beer trends but I actually like sours

Gose is the worst type of beer I've ever tried.

>>13780788
traditional belgian sours are respectable enough, anything that comes with childish packaging is for manchildren

>>13780854
Same. Had a test with friends where we tested all sorts of beers and Gose was the worst beer we've ever had. It also was a pain in the ass to even get that shit.

>>13780854
Really I just tried one I really like

>>13780897
The only ones my liquor store has have at least mildly childish packaging and names unfortunately.

what's cheap and cheerfull

I like bitter beers. Anyone got any recs for a Britfag that aren't too expensive? Lager's fine but if I'm drinking at a house I want something a bit nicer

>>13781130
Special Brew

>>13772751
based

>>13780854
Dumb opinion

>>13771102
I brew beer for a living and always come into these threads with optimism. /ck/ never fails to disappoint.

>>13781135
Try an abbey ale

>>13782033
you better not be making IPA’s anon

>>13772575
They have them here at publix in Atlanta

light, can, bottle, whatever you want

>>13782033
These actually used to be good. There was a railroad worker who'd post a lot and a few others. Now it's just shit head alcoholics talking about yeungling for the hundredth time

>>13771102
I will literally become emotionally attached to whoever buys me guinness

>>13773623
I bought a case earlier this evening because I was feeling whimsical.
It wasn't particularly flavorful but still drinkable/

>>13782033
>I brew beer
translation
>I scrub stinky vats 12 hours a day

dont know why, but Crown Golden ale has a distinctly pleasant taste.

>>13783083
You weren't supposed to point that out

>>13773975
this is exactly what I'm drinking tonight
>2 blue moons
>1 keystone light
>2 maker's on the rocks

kino

Cuvee van de K E I Z E R

>>13771102
Molson export will always make me happy.

>>13784502
Beer for a king?

>>13786604
Cuvée of the emperor
or
The emperor's Cuvée

>>13771102
Luv me grain belt
Ate bud light
Luv coors banquet
Ate malt liquor (not raciss, juss don loik em)

I'm getting tired of berliner weisse/gose with black currant, why brewers add that shit?

>>13772550
Black and Tan is one of the best taste for your buck deals out there

>>13773300
>IPASS
Boomer Facebook never fails to deliver absolute classics

>>13771102
They don't sell this anywhere near me and shipping booze is illegal in my state so can't order online :(

Made a light Vienna ale recently. Tasting great.
Recently had someone’s Hefeweizen but during the fermentation he put in 500g of black berries. Pretty amazing mix.

>>13786964
Specifically blackcurrant or fruit in general?

>>13776089
>soiboys
Soy isn’t filtered on /ck/ you tourist retard, go back to shitting up whatever board you came from

>>13787010
Have you tired asking your local booze shop if they can order a case for you?

>>13786964
>the virgin gose
>the chad lambic

You can't go wrong with Miller Lite. Bud Light is not bad.

post break up beer

>>13773975
Blue Moon + Guinness is my jam. I love doing up Black and Tan combos.

>>13789746
>I love doing black
anon I...

>>13788966
my man's drinking a can of penis lmao

>>13789796
cannot unsee

>>13788966
Dos equis served with limes or in micheladas. It has a hint of the essence of sadness to it

>>13772421
Based PAbro

>>13771102
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I MAKE A BLACK AND TAN?!?!?!??!!?
I'm trying Guinness + Sierra Nevada. I've tried bottled guinness and I've tried the cans with nitro. I've tried with no head, an inch of head, and a fuckton of foam.
I'm drizzling it VERY slowly over a bent spoon. And yet IT STILL FUCKING MIXES EVERY GOD DAMN TIME! I've tried several times and it doesn't fucking work WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG how is this even physically possible?

>>13790281
it's already premixed for you bro

>>13790286
Yuengling is Pottsville piss water but actually still pretty good all things considered when you compare it with like Busch or Miller.

>>13790305
Glad to see you know what piss tastes like. With all the gloryholes and whatnot I'm not totally surprised though.

>>13790286
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!
I have been trying and trying and trying and I can't fucking get it to work! And the thing is I've done it before, like a year ago. It was with some random microbrew pale ale + guinness. But Sierra Nevada is supposed to work, the internet told me to use it. And IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING

>>13787010
my niggy posting superior kriek lambic

>>13787010
lindemans is a bit weak, try Bellevue. my local Belgian pub has it on tap, its glorious

>>13790328
Get the Nevada super fucking cold by putting it in the freezer? Take the stout out of the fridge and let it sit out in the can for 10 minutes. Then pour the nevada in the glass first, then the stout. The temp difference should help.

>>13790614
I might try that.... we'll see, I'm already drunk from the like 6 failed black and tans from tonight but maybe tomorrow.

>>13786964
What you coding /g/man?

For me, it's Samuel Cumdumpster's Old Stockbottom Ale

>>13790614
Wouldn't it be the opposite? Decreasing temp lowers specific gravity a little, so if it did anything at all, the nevada would float instead of the guinness.

Angry black and tan dude: either add some vodka to the guinness to lower it's SG and make it float, or add a little sugar to the nevada to make it sink.

>>13793284
I hadn't thought of gravity. Just using the same logic to make latte macchiatos.

>ILL HAVE A HOPPY IPA PLEASE. MAKE SURE THERE IS AN ANIME GIRL RIDING A BEAR WITH A MACHINE GUN ON THE LABEL

In an era of pretentious faggots and overpriced beers this is my saving grace