/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I can never get strip clubs. It's like being extremely hungry and someone is wobbling with a huge juicy steak right before your face, but you can't eat it. You must be all retarded.

>>13771456
Well, he is American

>>13771461
Didn't know sex was only a thing in America? Makes sense since EU is nothing but fags.

>>13771369
You can tell a lot about a strip club by the quality of its food. I had lunch at the No.5 Orange once, and it was a damn good burger.
>>13771456
It's pornography, but live and in-person. Not to complicated.

>>13771456
Someone doesn't know how to pace themselves.

>>13771482
All the meat at this place is sourced from the owners own ranch, its way better than what you would expect and the prices are unreasonably cheap.

>>13771489
Yeah, the local places that have good community roots are usually the best.

>>13771469
>Didn't know sex was only a thing in America?
He's paying for women to look good and naked without the sex part, retard. Americans can't read.

>>13771369

I know food at Strip Clubs is kind of a meme, but is it really any worse then a McD's or something?

>>13771369
That actually seems like a good time, OP. Strip clubs in my area don't serve food or alcohol. It's lame.

>>13771509
>paying for women to look good and naked
What about not being able to read again? Also why don't we talk about your "friends" list on Snapchat?

>>13771525
>Strip clubs in my area don't serve food or alcohol.
I can't imagine going to a strip club just for the women.

>>13771520
More often not it's better than Mcdonald's, plus how often do you get to see good nudity at Mcdicks?

>>13771525
Is it a juice bar or something because that's only for anyone under 21.

>>13771541

Hmm, touche.

>>13771482
>It's pornography, but live and in-person. Not to complicated.
so you're paying for pornography but can't wank while watching it? this is the next level of retardation. or is it okay to wank during the dance in america's strip clubs?

>>13771535
>Also why don't we talk about your "friends" list on Snapchat?
What are you rambling about you moron? Amerimutts are fucking retarded.

>>13771552
>he needs to immediately masturbate when watching something erotic.
How do you live?

>>13771552
So every single time you see porn you have to jerk off? Hikes that sounds like a problem. Have fun trying to keep a gf but we know that's not a concern.

>>13771555
What are we down this month on premium snapchat huh EU fag? Have fun getting ass fucked by Islam darkies, artard.

>>13771572
I don't have a snapchat and never have. You're sperging out on random anons because you are a braindead Amerilard having a meltdown or something.

>>13771520
>food at Strip Clubs is kind of a meme
Most titty bars I've been to have had contextually exceptional food, or have exceptional restaurants nearby that they allow you to bring food in from. Even mediocre bar grub like cheese sticks or sliders taste better with beer and hot girls.

>>13771556
>>13771560
so your brains are finally burned out on the dopamine? I bet to get your dicks up you have to use industrial havy duty kickstarter and three packs of viagra, and still feel nothing. poor lads.

>>13771578
Why don't yuros ever get tired of obsessing over Americans?

>>13771578
I don't have an anxiety attack every time my superiority comes into question but EU always will huh little man?

>>13771578
Only one melty here.

>>13771586
Feeling the need to compulsively masturbate every time you see something sexual is not the sign of good sexual health, man. You might be the one with the problem.

>>13771586
Yeah idk about that, just next time you kiss your mom goodnight imagine if I someone blew their nose on her face and that might get close to what actually happened.

>>13771586
That's not how it works

>>13771588
>>13771589
>be American
>pay for women to get naked but not fuck you
>pay to watch them flirt and dance for other patrons
>basically paying to get cucked
Oh the burden of being a yank.

>>13771584
>bring food in
I might have to make some of my berry cobbler in to get some coochie if its that easy.

>>13771594
mutt

>>13771489
Are you talking about Acrop?

strip clubs are for fags

>>13771605
>Basically paying to get cucked
Literally what? What they fuck are you trying to grab at honestly? The other end only know what it means to be a cuck but can't get out of it, sad! Next time your dick flattening comes by try to say 'no'.

>>13771605
>be europoor
>can’t afford to go to strip club
>pay too much taxes to support refugees
>wife and daughter get raped
>guy beside you explodes
I’m sure the americans are very jealous of you, sven

I live in Tampa so pretty much every strip club is a thinly veiled whore house. Everything is for sale. Blowjobs are around a 100 but most girls will go all the way for 200-300 depending. Not 100% every girl is down though so you can’t be a complete sperg. Gotta be able to navigate that while getting your dick wet and not getting kicked outta the club.

>>13771614
How the fuck do you know about this?

>>13771611
Say it a third time and maybe It'll mean something, it won't but you can try.

A strip club near me does a steak dinner for $8 and it’s damn good. Cook brings it out to you himself. Steak with a baked potato and side salad. I bring my GF and it’s a cheap date we tip the girls for a few after eating and can walk out spending under $50 for dinner and a show.

>>13771631
Imagine paying 300 lardbux to fuck that. Do Americans really?

>>13771634
>>13771643
Because it’s the only club I know that the owner has his own cattle ranch. I’m this other guys also, talking about DV8.

>>13771595
if you can't feel immediate sexual arousal when you see hot naked horny girl dancing right before your face I have a bad news for you, mate.
>>13771597
comparing mom with yound and horny sexy girls that is something freud-faggs should look at closer. I bet you have a huge complex comming from your childhood, anon. that's why you like watching at huge sexy milkers but not touching em? speak up, mate. I can listen. I think we can help you here.

>thread devolves into fighting between people who are being replaced by Mexicans and rappers vs people who are being replaced by Muslims and machete wielders

>>13771644
That’s usually not the type that works there. It’s usually either college co Ed’s (college town) or bitches they fly in from Miami (usually Spanish). I prefer the white college co Ed’s because I like race mixing.

>>13771631
Here in Portland sex sells pretty well and most strip clubs offer everything for around $140 but it a big risk none the less for a few reasons as you can guess.

>>13771605
/thread

>>13771649
Oh yeah DV8 has some damn good steak, didn't expect anyone from Portland to be in this board let alone this thread.

>>13771659
Indeed. 140 is a good deal though. Cheapest I’ve ever gotten is 150 around these parts.

>>13771606
There's a strip bar near my work that has a really good Mexican restaurant next door. Some of the best burritos and nachos I've ever eaten. You can order from the restaurant and they bring it to the titty bar. You have to bus your own dishes though. There's a tap house kitty corner that does the same thing.

>>13771650
Being able to have some semblance of self-control comes with maturity. Are you 12 or something?

>>13771659
I’ve found the girls to be harder to get to fuck than other cities. The quality of the girls however is much better and the vibes of places are more fun than say Atlanta or Chicago. If you have a pocket full of blow everyone is your friend here. Other cities i feel like i’ll get robbed in the parking lot.

>>13771634
Acropolis is well known amongst PNW degenerates. I'd go there more often if it was easier for me to get to. Me and a buddy split that bigass burger.

>>13771655
>because I like race mixing.
that was a shit arse bait but have a (you) and kill yourself yeh filthy nog

>>13771369
I somehow ended up asking a stripper on a date while she was working once... it was a great date.

>>13771650
So you turn so primal that you have to fuck means it's ok to jerk off in public. EU always did have some weird kinks but I thought better judgment would come into play.

Yeah you might be right, your mom is pretty fowl honestly. Might be after your darky daddio beating her with his meat and ending up letting it slip into her to get you out really aged her. Eh An alright $120 spent.

>>13771680
It’s not bait. I genuinely enjoy racemixing. 99% of all sex I’ve ever had has been with white women. I’ve only ever had my own ethnicity twice. Spanish girls can be very motherly if that’s your thing but it’s not my bag. I prefer to fuck white girls that like to be slapped around.

>>13771674
I live no less than five blocks away so I make an effort to go at least once every other month just for the food alone.

>>13771631
Same here in Alberta most strippers here also "escort" as well. I haven't been inside a strip club in a long time though because after years of selling blow to these types of trifling hoodrats I just dont enjoy any party of the scene anymore

>>13771668
Its a deal none the less

>>13771694
Based Pablo

>>13771671
Im 33, p'aal. just stop embarassing yourself, we both know you're fucked with dophamine and normal biological sexual response. Im usually 100% against no fap meme, but as a homechair doctor I prescribe you three months of this. and If your brains are not yet burt out dead, this might help, sir.

>>13771673
Every girl in Portland feels empowered by the femnist movement here and think its a god given right to fuck only those they want even though like you said if you have blow will almost be a for sure success.

>>13771685
not that's a proper cope. I can almost feel the smell your burning arsehole, kek. please, go on.

>>13771680
We still have to talk about your hyper conservative views even in a thread about an ove rsized strip club burger? Jesus fuck go back to /po/ and scream at the clouds more you fucking bum.

>>13771696
>Alberta
Man, I always felt bad for the cheap Alberta girls after a friend of mine explained the hot loonie trick. If there was ever a reason we needed to bring back the dollar bill, it was for the sake of those poor girls.

>>13771369

>>13771681
That's a huge feat in my mind, helps to be attractive.

>>13771705
Sure thing there, quickdraw. You're definitely the kind of guy I'd take advice on sexual health from.

>>13771696
Its rough for some of these girls but I guess its pays well lol

>>13771712
Did I witness evolution firsthand? Man I might splurge and order a sponge bath from her just to celebrate.

>>13771715
another one, keke. get an arse chiller, yeh nog.

>>13771746
You would know about race mixing now would you?

>>13771538
>>13771543
Yeah, I know right? I asked for a beer when the waitress came by and she's like, "Eh, we don't serve alcohol here at this place." and I'm like, "For a fucking $18 entry fee, I can't get a damn beer while I look at tiddies?"

Sure enough. No booze. I left shortly. Haven't been back.

>>13771586
Coomer cope

>>13771748
I don't live in muttland, no. I just see this on Netflix. the ones who shipped you in America 300 years ago now pushing this too hard. Wierd.

>>13771792
>mutt
take a shot ever time this retard keeps saying the same shit like it means something and the thing is its seems Amazon may have messed up your order and gave you ones that have an issue with exploding. At least our have the ability to breed better than a lousy German with a dog fucking cuckhold fetish only after his dom feeds a brat up his left nostril. Please drink my piss gutter bug.

>>13771813
>take a shot ever time this retard keeps saying the same shit like it means something
No, thank you. I don't feel like alcohol poisoning tonight.

>>13771821
Glad we're on the same page, now onto finishing half of this beast.

>>13771456
Americans are born cuckolds. This is their culture.

>>13771456
it's a different experience when you're attractive and have money

>>13771965
wonna know how I know you aren't attractive and have not much money