/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13771091
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>13771110
>jielan niurou doesn't exist in hk
if you say so, my ang mo friend

>>13771110
I didn’t know stale pasta was chink food

>>13771091

>>13771091
Stop spamming fucking gook food threads.

>>13771110
larp faggot

>>13771091
Went to a dim sum restaurant the other day. This was one of the highlights

>>13771779
And these were interesting but very good

>>13771779
Dim Sum is sort of a meme desu
Good food, yeah, but nothing exciting ever.

>>13771784
That's chicken feet. Never got used to them.

鸡爪汤
Not bad

>>13773031
Oh are those chicken feet? Thanks for letting me know. I didn't know that they were chicken feet, having ordered them and eaten them myself. Fucking idiot

>>13771110
based

>>13773031
>but nothing exciting ever.
cheong fun (rice noodle rolls) imo is absolute top tier
so are hand-made dumplings at expensive places like shumai & har gow with real fillings.
dim sum can be god tier

much of what they wheel around is just gross bullshit though, i'll admit

the roast pork and duck are just inappropriate pleb dishes. Good Char Siu Bao is also a pleb dish, but a great one.

>>13771091
Eat the bugs

>>13771110
Brains and chicken feet are really delicious, saying as a european

>>13771110
So what you're saying is....

>Chinese people are smart enough to kill chickens
>They're dumb enough to throw the whole thing out aside from the feet
Okay

>>13771091
>skewer of locusts

>>13771110
Fried chicken feet and shark fin isn't bad, the fins a bit rubbery and the feet are bony, but not bad. There's a family run chinese place in my city that does dim sum on the weekends, that's some good shit.

mmmmmmm a yummy a bat a soup

>>13773898
I want Misa to pee on me.

>>13771091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2c9q6zVp-I

>>13771170
based

Peking duck at a restaurant from beijing was literally the best food I've ever put into my mouth. 10/10. Everywhere I've tried it in the US it wasnt the same.

>>13771091
I'm not staying in this thread long, don't wanna catch the kung flu

>>13771170
>>13771184
lol funnay mememememes xD fresh oc fresh oc!

>>13775270
seething chink. go fuck yourself chang

I fucking love chink food bros

Please don't eat the cute little bats bros.

Chink Singapore noodles

>>13771091
>dogs
>bats
>monkeys
>leaves
>bamboo shoots
>water chestnuts
>baby corn
>eggrolls
>wantons
>rice

>>13771170
Coronavirus is leftist propaganda.

>>13771184

>>13775270
>being this buttblasted over the reality that is communism

Go watch your Disney-backed ESPN/ABC fake news glorifying the kiss-ass Nike-funded NBA while you not give a flying fuck about Hong Kong.

Memes and bullshit aside, I have never had a more delicious pork dish than char siu.

>>13776450
char siu is top tier but hong shao rou is god tier try making it one day if you see cheap belly meat.

>>13771110
>Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals.

The north american pavement ape begs to differ.

>>13776453
Been debating between running hong shao rou or porchetta as a special. We ordered are usual pork belly 1/4ths and recieved 2 whole pork bellies.

>>13773031
How is dim sum a meme? It's just cantonese brunch stuff. Did I miss something?

>>13771091
How about some retort pouch of curry
Pouch of chili
Pouch of MRE
But you're rather picky...
Well, I'll make you something else
No need to show me how
Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself
Canto or Sichuan
Jiangsu or Hunan
No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
Zhajiangmen and xiaolongbao
Wonton and Chashao
Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
I'm loving your retort
You're loving my retort
You're my only retort

>>13771175
NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE CHINKERINOS!!! NOT MY HECKIN NOODLERINOS.

>>13771110

nice copypasta

>>13776484

This is /ck/, any food liked by more than 5 people is a meme.

>>13776607
Alternatively, if it's liked by under 3 people, it's also a meme. 4 seems to be the safe bet.

>>13773234
Cheong fun is the shit, man. Good taste.

>>13776002
What animal is she eating? Hot

>>13774573
>Noooo not the heckin caterinoo you can't eat that
Top kek. Even at the risk of constant new super viruses, the way chink eating habits trigger people on the internet is always hilarious.

On a thread related topic:
Cold chicken is pretty based. Also I've tried some really good pig intestines but I can't find the specific name anymore.

>>13771779
Dont get duck or roast pork at dimsum places, its a scam.

>>13773158
You are a mega fag loser

>>13776013
i used to eat this shit all the time, i burned out on it

>>13776453
Will do, thanks for the recommendation.

>>13776837
it triggers me personally because it's fucking retarded sometimes
in some places in china:
>ok let's autistically filter this stock 3 times to create a perfectly clear soup
in other places or other dishes:
>oh let's put bat in water without even taking the fur off and call it soup, or eat an entire cat.

>>13771091
Spring rolls and crab rangoons

>>13777778
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING DOGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS WRONG WITH SLOPES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chink dan dan noodle

>>13771170

>>13776087
three whites

Chink porridge

>>13778441
uma

>>13775270
I get it the joke is overdone but do you have to act like a faggot?

>>13776013
i hate this kind of noodle. i think it is called pancit.

>>13777856
Good post. In really large countries things wildly vary. Living in western canada I deal with this all the time.

>>13776087
This motherfucker does this fucking upside down triangle mouth shit after eating in every single one of his videos I can't fucking stand it

>>13776087
You just know...

>>13776837
What's even funnier is the fact that the person in that video is Vietnamese.

haha chinks xDDD we're so morally supiorer lol haha wow white people are angelic and of higher intelligence

https://youtu.be/ny6aqdFy9SI?list=PL_mnIxkxyMpmyPQ8Kt0eRFyfeWWodJVzd

>>13771110
>Based copypasta gets a dozen replies everytime lel

>>13780305

honestly this was more entertaining than sad, hearing australians swear at pigs and cows is kind of hilarious. FAKIN SETTLE DOWN CUNT

>>13780399
Cultural Revolution was, and always a mistake. For then, now, and forever.

>>13779121
Congee's pretty good, though you have to modify it a lot to really get the most out of it.

Chink

Chink

>>13771110
fuck off chink larper

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>>13771091
sous vide babi pangang

>>13771091
>Ctr F
>"bat soup"
>Phrase not found
Disappoint

There are so many type of Chinese cuisine.
Southern style dim sum is god tier, pic related is the best dim sum ever.
Shanghai-nese cuisine is also top tier, xiaolong bao, mantou, nian gao, too fucking many to count.