/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13766265
he can tongue my anus

>>13766265
NE style hot dog buns have to be the most retarded food item in existence.

>>13766265
>top-loading New England-style buns
Yeah, I’m thinking Ramsay has reached a level of basedness that one can only dream of .

I'm convinced that after Marco laid him out like the pig he is Gordo could just never recover. Now he does shit like this, desperate to get attention.

I don't get it, is he serving hotdogs or bread with a side of sausage?

I thought hotdogs on sandwich bread was just a poor person thing, is it artisan now?

>>13766268
finally
some good fucking food

>>13766265
>putting shit on the wiener instead of in the bun with the wiener on top
I hate this shit. Put it in the bun. The wiener won’t fall out. It holds the shit in place. Fucking idiot

Gordon finally found the target audience he deserves. Americans.

>>13766363
Came in to say this. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Hypocritical fuck
https://youtu.be/D5Y-pJDgJT8?t=65

>>13766265
Ramsay is a great chef, but only in a specific style of classic French cooking.
Watching him bumble through making anything else is amusing at best and a travesty to good taste at worst.

>>13766370
>>13766363
enjoy getting to the last few bits and having the your sauce of choice skeet out all over your shirt.
i still do it like this anyway.

>>13766265
He was inspired by a troll.

Why does Gordon make so many cu/ck/s seethe? Are they upset that he's rich and one of the world's leading chefs? Is it a jealousy thing because they can't be him so they must hate him?

>>13766422
I don’t invert my head to point the end of my hotdog at my shirt. I also don’t have a fat gut that protrudes past the end of my hotdog. If something falls out, it will be land in my sink, because sink plate is best plate as long as you don’t need to eat off it.

>>13766446
i admittedly use too much sauce and i tend to lean back in my office chair. also good tip on the sink.

>>13766286
Out of the loop here. What happened with him and Marco?

sausage sandwich

>>13766286
I like Marco better, but Gordon is not only much richer than him, but also essentially perfected the "TV Chef persona" that Marco was one of the first to explore. Also Marco's son is a huge degenerate drunk addict loser, and Gordon's kids are all trad as fuck, so Gordon is also a better father apparently.

>>13766485
Marco told Ramsay to stay the fuck away from his wife
Then Ramsay banged her in the back of an old restaurant.
Then Marco said "or not, it's your choice."

>>13766485
Marco was his master and ended up cussing him out on television for being such a disappointment to him.
>>13766504
We are comparing chefs here, nothing more.

>>13766265
You know, fried onions on a hot dog is one of the best things ever.

>>13766528
raw onions on a hotdog is one of the best things ever. Fried onions are for texture. I choose flavor over texture.

>>13766444
Why do some people feel like they have to defend a celebrity when they act retarded?

>>13766518
>We are comparing chefs here, nothing more.
It’s all related, if you’re better at one thing you’re probably better at the rest of stuff too. Virgins don’t think chad be like he is but he do.

>>13766265
I don't have anything against the guy, but he's reinventing the wheel just to make absolute garbage.
Here's how you make god tier hotdogs:
You need:
>high quality corn based hot dog bun (cooks better, tastes better, gluten free)
>a hot dog
>butter
>ketchup
Process:
Pan on med-medhigh flame, throw in some butter, let it melt; Slice the hotdog bun down the center all the way, throw it onto the pan with the melted butter; Throw in one or two hotdogs into the pan as well, flip ocassionaly, don't let anything burn make sure the white part of the bread soaks some butter, add a little if you thought there's not enough, cooking time is 5 minute. prepare a napkin, toss the goldened bread into the napkin, make a small dent with your fingers to allow the hot dog/s into it. Put the hotdog in and eat up as is or add ketchup. If you need mayo or any addetives you did it wrong, it tastes delicious as is and ketchup or no ketchup should be the only decision.

Enjoy. The best tasting hot dog you ever had

>>13766673
Lull yourself, loser

>>13766597
literally the opposite fried/carmelized onions for the taste and raw onions for the crunch

>>13766703
suck my fucking hotdog, you fucking cheeto muncher

>>13766673
>gluten free
fuck off tranny. you are a celiac as much as you are a female.

>>13766734
Nigga I will fucking throw up blood and shit liquid if I eat bread, I've been diagnosed way before the fucking hipsters came onto this shit. hop off my dick.

>>13766268
ITS DRY

>>13766820
then stop pretending gluten-free is superior to gluten because you have feeble inferior genes.

>>13766673
>oh no not the gluten noooo

didn't read the rest

>>13766304
how is it a poor person thing? theres greater variety in sandwich bread compared to hot dog buns. hot dog buns are almost always just yellow bread

>>13766869

kek

>>13766895
hotdog buns are a food unitasker, and as you said generally come in the most fucking basic varieties. I always eat my hot diggiities on ancient grain sliced bread. I’m a rye guy but it’s not soft enough for folding. Yes, I call them hot diggities. Makes my kids laugh. I love my kids. I’d tell you guys to suck my dick but I know a lot of you faggots would actually wait in line to do it.

>>13766673
>a hot dog
This is the most important part, retard.
There are literally only one or two brands of good hot dogs and the rest are garbage:
>Nathan's
>Boar's Head

>>13766988
>this brand of dick-shaped pig assholes are superior to other brands of dick-shaped assholes
it’s a fucking wiener. stop pretending it matters.

>>13766673
>corn based hot dog
stopped reading right fucking there

>>13766265
of course. He's a hack.

>>13767007
>not eating all beef hot dogs
Child's palate detected.

>>13766820
You would have been bred out of the gene pool by now. I hope you don't have fucking kids. I'm a manlet and me and my wife agreed that we aren't having kids so I don't pass down my inferior 5ft tall manlet genes.

>>13766869
>>13767017
>not immediately scrolling past after seeing a weeb img with a supposedly advisory wall of text
you fellas got a lot of time to spend huh

>>13766371
The meat to bun ratio is off

>>13767143
My wife and I did the same thing because she has sciatica and I have type 1 diabetes

>>13767017
corn based hot dog BUN, you tard

>>13766673
vegan field roast brand or lightlife tofu pups
vermont bread company hot dog roll
frenchs yellow mustard
hunts tomato ketchup
srircha
minced white onion
minced pickle
salt
pepper

can of coca cola

thank me later :)

Sent from my iPhone

>>13766673
>"a hot dog", but not specifying a brand or type
>ketchup
Faggot bun choice aside, this is an awful post. Neck yourself.

>>13766371
Thats when he lost all credibility.

>>13767221
In the burger Gordon made, yes.

>>13767098
they need some pork to bot be trash silly jew

>>13766444
no he just done goofed a little

>>13766673
>wanting a fucking cornbread and a sausage
Ketchup is made from watermelons and you have a purple drank with the dog?

>>13767177
This. After a while our brain installs its own filter/adblock. In this case filtering out unworthy shitty comments automatically.

>>13766516
Underrated

>>13767098
>palate
reddit detected

>>13766268
Hes not a nigger

>>13769797
he would brand it nigGR or something to that effect

>>13766597
Actually its pickled onions

>>13766638
It probably means that you're more capable of learning, not that you've actually spent enough time learning to be good at that thing.

Einstein wasn't known for his cooking, but I'm pretty sure he could've learned quickly if he was interested. But that would've meant investing time in something other than his interest.

>>13766820
Stop pretending to be black.

>>13767098
>cow butthole/snout meat logs are better than hog anus/nostril flesh popsicles
Begone, rabbi!!!

>>13766268
its fucking RAW

>>13769853
pickled onions are too mild. Hotdogs need bold flavors. We aren’t making a bahn mi here.

>>13766371
maybe he just doesn't want to eat with his face

>>13766265
>Gordon Ramsay has sleeve tattoos.
lol no

>>13766516
Is his wife hot

>>13766265
are supposed to eat it off the top of the bread tower?