/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13766434
$450. Will probably have Quiznos on the way home from work.

instant pot beef roast. it was great.

A suicide note

>>13766434
Eggs. Pickled in Kikkoman.

>>13766434
>RYE BAGELINOOOOOOO
>SCOOP OF CREAMCHEESAROOONEYYYYY

>>13766434
dumped a tin of tuna onto a bowl of leftover cooked rice.

>>13766466
Sounds like shit. When I eat tuna I just dump it in a bowl and put double that amount of salsa on it.

>>13766434
Filet mignon with mushrooms and onions. Asparagus and a twice baked potato.

Making butter chicken, chickpeas and rice, place smells nice.

>>13766489
>tuna and rice together
>tuna and salsa together

you both are disgusting, what went so wrong to make you hate tuna enough to do this?

winged vegetable soup because i didn't have many cals left for dinner

fresh garlic, onion, celery, carrots, sweet potato
frozen cauliflower, collard greens, brussels sprouts
bay leaves, black pepper, hungarian paprika, canned pumpkin puree, some red salsa, a little hot sauce

ended up being like 2kg of veggies and less than 400 cals or something stupid

>>13767256
>winged vegetable soup

you ate a bat, didn't you?

>>13767269
o-oh no

>>13766434
Toast with cheddar cheese grilled and then lashings of Worcestershire sauce.

>>13767279
"you don't have to like it, but you do have to eat it!"

I stir fried some veggies and chicken and served it over rice
I tried to just dump the sauce ingredients over the veggies and chicken instead of making a sauce with corn starch and shit but it turned out kinda bland.
Guess I won't cut corners next time

Some pulled pork in Dr Pepper. Haven't had any yet, though.

just coffee

had like 10 deviled eggs from last night for breakfast and ate 2 quarter pounders for dinner on my way home

A salad with chicken and a side of stuffed mushrooms

>>13767607
>pulled pork in Dr. Pepper
I'm gonna be honest, that sounds fucking gross Anon, is there something I'm missing here? Does the sweet flavor get milder with cooking?

>>13766434
I did up some penne with a garlic heavy, red pepper cream sauce, some roasted chicken on the side. Dessert was puff pastry cups with strawberries and whipped cream. Apparently I now have to do lean protein with green veggies at least twice a week.

>>13767649
Not him but yes, it does. My personal choice is root beer, though.

>>13766434
$220, but Uncle Sam stole most of it for corporate bailouts and food stamps.

>>13766434
I fucked up a couple of tilapia fillets. Mixed some breadcrumbs, asiago cheese, basil, and oregano. Egg washed the fish, coated with mixture, into oven they went. Overcooked them because I was watching Jeopardy. They were awful and now the house smells like barf.

I ate my sins. Hated every bite.

>>13766434
Meatloaf with gravy, mashed potatoes and carrot with peas

I air fried a 2lb block of ground beef and ate it with my hands

Two slices of costco pizza and some crispy coconut rolls.

>>13767843
making that tomorrow
t. family cook

>>13767649
My favorite pork braise is extra strong ginger ale, apple cider vinegar, worcestershire sauce and garlic.

>>13767216
For me it's fisherman's eggs

i drank some coffee and drank some milk at work. now i'm drinking jagermeister and there is a pretty prevalent pain behind my right eye. dunno what that means, but oh well. so i guess i made coffee and a drink today? my lunch is still sitting in my bag and i just want to throw it out since it's been at room temp for 16 hours or more.

Pork loin roast with habenero sauce. I cooked it in a dutch oven for 3 hours barbacoa style. Fried cheese fried egg and sausage for breakfast. Coconut chocolate chip ice cream (it came out really well).

>>13766434
corn empanadas, I was going to make them with cheese and ham filling but when I opened the fridge my cheese was gone, so I made half of them with just ham filling and the other half with beans filling. they were really good with my coffee.

i got curry suace in a jar from aldi. what do i cook it with?

im thinking fry some potatoes and onions in some greasy ground beef and then pour a bunch of the curry sauce over it, wrap in warm tortilla and eat?
maybe add a bed of hemp seed to soak up excess sauce?

>>13768405
>what do i cook curry with
rice you dimwit

>>13766434
I made me and my cute wife nanachi some burgs

>>13768418
>>what do i cook curry with
>rice you dimwit
my roommate wanted some so i busted open a bag of pre cooked rice. i cooked it in my tortilla heating metal pan. it was full of char. it ruined the rice.

how do you cook tortillas in a metal/cast pan without ruining the oils and shit left in there?

idk what kind of oan this is
pan
its thin like reg steel and cooks like cast iron. i like it, it saves on fuel

i also realized i can throw anythinf under this curry sauce and it all taste the same.
white rice, brown rice, potatos, an expired oackage of mirepoix from the foodbank, expensive meat, immitation meat textured product...

>>13766434

Grilled cheese with mild cheddar, feta, and cucumber on brioche for lunch. Then turkey burger with mild cheddar, fried egg, green leaf, horseradish mustard, and brioche for dinner. Both bretty good.

I can't cook a damn omelette but I still browse this board
I don't know why

>>13768675
good omelettes are hard
i doubt even 5% of this board could make a good french omelette.

>>13766434
>leftover sirloin tip, cubed
>tomater sauce with tomaters from garden
>chili flake
>crushed garlic
>pinch of oregano
>pinch of basil
>pinch of rosemary
>pinch of thyme
>tossed with some sketti
>topped with a little grated parmesan
idk, my wife liked it

I made some paella with shrimp and smoked sausage.
It was tasty but I made way too much of it.

>>13768693
Just more to eat for the next few days dumb potato

>>13768980
anon there's too much

I made chicken parm with my mom

>>13766434
Sammich

Got a leftover pie in the fridge I'm going to eat later though, that shit turned out dope
Used yeast in the crust so it got thick as shit
Tomatoe, ricotta, spinich sauce with veggies and sausage for filling
Egg and mozzarella mix to top it off for a beautiful cheesy and browned top

>>13768693
Freeze half and eat the rest

>>13769023
cute cheetoh

I recently made:
>clam chowder
tasted terrible, the chowder itself was fine but the canned clams still tastes like canned clams and did not absorb any of the soups flavour
>lobster linguine
easiest and thing I ever made that was also delicious. You literally cannot ruin this recipe, just throw a cut a lobster still in shell into a pot with butter and garlic, even if it overcooks it still tastes good, then through whatever else you want. I dumped in random spices I had like garlic powder, onion powder, and thyme, didn't really care. Then I cooked pasta as normal al dente and threw it into the pot afterwards and mixed it up, taking out the shells before. It looked disgusting because the excessive thyme I threw in made everything including the lobster look like dull green chunks, but it was delicious, and easy. Didn't even need sauce, the butter and the garlic/onion powder did the rest.
>ham and pea soup
Gave me diarrhea and gas. Would not make again.
>beef stew with rice
super easy to make, but takes 3 hours minimum with prep. Almost as delicious as the lobster pasta and was easy to make as well.

>>13767216
I love tuna, but canned tuna is not something to be savored.

>>13769756
have you really never heard of mayonnaise?

>>13766434
toast sandbitch with prosciutto and cheese, after i took it from the toaster, i slapped butter on it, and seasoned with salt and pepper

>>13766434
A hash with a single yellow potato, half of a sweet red onion, bacon, and an egg cracked over it.

7chi fucking shits.

>>13770330
There's photographic evidence from the author himself of this

I made vegetable soup last night. Tonight I'll pickle some red onions

PB&J oatmeal with cinnamon and pecans.

>>13770963
Did your mom pack a lunch for you?

>>13770963
cute dessert

cornbread, half semolina and half corn meal. i fucked up when blending the eggs and the buttermilk, they scrambled because the mixture was too hot since i heated the corn in the microwave. i haven't even tried it yet.

>>13766434
Three fried eggs, sunny side up, had a slice of toast and three slices of cheese with it. Two crackers with peanut butter for the evening snack

>>13772089
I'd try it.

>>13767665
Yeah, root beer is better, but Dr P was what I had on hand. Better fragrance, too.

>>13770330
what you say oyu fucking toaster

I made a drive to chick fil a niqqa. Deluxe original meal with Dr. Pepper.

>>13772300
it was nice..

>>13766434
French toast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2z3-EnHKa8

Made these noodles. Made the broth last weekend, bought all the other stuff at the Asian market near me. Made it a few times before, so I was out of scallions, but oh well.

Fried up some chicken thighs.
Should have seasoned it a bit more, but that's what dipping sauce is for.
Gotta get buttermilk for next time as well to do things right.

>>13772788
Does buttermilk make a difference?

Meatball soup

at the food bank i picked up a ton of various 'fresh salsas' from whole foods, trader joes, safeway .... what could i eat them with?
chips n dip? salsa and bread sandwich? chiliquiles? sautee some onions and potatoes and drench them in sauce? salsa soup?
anyway to thicken this into a paste and i could make hummus + salsa burritos?
any good ways to mix this with meat? i could go buy meat.

any ideas, people? i have a fridge and pantry full of stuff. tons of jarred peppers

salsa verde pizza is good. i dont think i grabbed any salsa verde pizza, though.

>>13767743
you pay like $40 per YEAR to food stamps. quit bitching

>>13766434
PB&J sandwich and microwaved parnsnips with a tbsp of sweet cream butter

>>13774430
Give me $40, bitch. These parasites shouldn't get anything at all.

>>13766434
Zeinas oven cooked chicken fillets in marinade with cooked potatoes and some vegs, really good. Gf licked the plates :D

>>13766434
Im a beginner i made eggs :/

>>13774484
>mfw I'm one of the people getting food stamps
>$357/mo that rolls over so I don't have to worry about using it all up at once
Granted I'm an actual student in college but it's way more than I expected considering my monthly budget ends at $70

Tuna Salad

That said, come next pay check I'm going to get sound ground beef and make a sorta half way shepards pie without the potatoes because really all i want is the beef and the veggies.